If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) Rust backend 2.) WASM frontend 3.) Infra running with k8s cluster or serverless You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1) Beat Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3 using your feet 2) A full scale model of Bill Murray made out of shower drain hair 3) Memorized every line of Ghostbusters 2016 You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacke
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1) New grout between the tiles surrounding the bath 2) New silicone sealant around the edge of the bath 3) A new shower door fitted and sealed at the bottom You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacke
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1. a garden filled with flowers that predict the future 2. the ability to swallow an egg (whole) 3. ever-increasing romantic feelings for the goblin in your cupboards you didn't lack the time, you
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a vitamin D deficiency 2.) eczema on your hands 3.) ‘day pyjamas’ and ‘night pyjamas’ You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge You're probably a human and should still be proud of making it through this extremely rough time
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) hypertension from juggling childcare and work 2.) agoraphobia 3.) an overiding disdain for twats making generic comments on Twitter You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) paying off your house in Animal Crossing 2.) incredible bread baking skills 3.) an alcohol addiction You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a devastating personal loss 2.) a devastating financial loss 3.) an uncertain future consider yourself truly blessed, and extend compassion to those who did not enjoy your privilege and luck. #CO
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) side hustle 3.) more knowledge Just chill, it's not a competition. This is a global pandemic for god's sake.
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry 2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines 3) A crow familiar to commune with the old gods You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge That's perfectly fucking fine you're currently going through a historical event out of your control i
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline
If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine