Painting of A Young Man Reading at Candlelight" Matthias Stom with a tweet by @Jamberee13 that reads "If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either:

1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry 
2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines
3) A crow familiar to commune with the old gods 

You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline."

If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine

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If You Don't Come Out of This Quarantine is a phrasal template based on a tweet by @TheJeremyHaynes criticizing people for not learning new skills during the coronavirus outbreak quarantine.

Origin

On April 2nd, 2020, Twitter[1] user @TheJeremyHaynes tweeted, "If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline." The tweet received more than 15,000 likes and 3,600 retweets in less than one week.


Jeremy Haynes @TheJeremyHaynes If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you've been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline 10:38 AM · Apr 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Following the post, people began parodying and criticizing the tweet. For example, on April 3rd, Twitter[2] user @TechnicallyRon tweeted, "If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge That's perfectly fucking fine you're currently going through a historical event out of your control it's not a bank holiday." The tweet received more than 29,000 likes and 7,200 retweets in less than four days (shown below, left).

Throughout the week, the trend continued. Twitter[3] user @Jamberee13 tweeted, "f you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry
2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines 3) A crow familiar to commune with the old gods You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline." The tweet received more than 10,000 likes and 3,000 retweets in less than one week (shown below, center). Twitter[4] user @alinabanana tweeted, "If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) side hustle 3.) more knowledge Just chill, it's not a competition. This is a global pandemic for god's sake." The tweet received more than 2,000 likes and 1,600 retweets in less than one week (shown below, right).


TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) starting what you've been putting off like a new business 3.) more knowledge That's perfectly f------ fine you're currently going through a historical event out of your control it's not a bank holiday 6:34 AM · Apr 3, 2020 · Twitter Web App Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13 If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry 2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines 3) A crow familiar to commune with the old gods You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline. 8:50 AM · Apr 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone a Banana Cultivator @arlinabanana If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a new skill 2.) side hustle 3.) more knowledge Just chill, it's not a competition. This is a global pandemic for god's sake. 6:16 PM · Apr 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Michael Timbs @michael_timbs If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) Rust backend 2.) WASM frontend 3.) Infra running with k8s cluster or serverless You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline 11:57 PM · Apr 6, 2020 · Twitter Web App Unknown Error Films @UE_Films If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1) Beat Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3 using your feet 2) A full scale model of Bill Murray made out of shower drain hair 3) Memorized every line of Ghostbusters 2016 You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline. 1:20 PM · Apr 7, 2020 · Twitter for Android Huw Davies @gingerhuw If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1) New grout between the tiles surrounding the bath 2) New silicone sealant around the edge of the bath 3) A new shower door fitted and sealed at the bottom You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline. 1:13 AM · Apr 7, 2020 · Twitter for Android
big catapult @catapultqueen If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1. a garden filled with flowers that predict the future 2. the ability to swallow an egg (whole) 3. ever-increasing romantic feelings for the goblin in your cupboards you didn't lack the time, you lacked the discipline 11:30 AM · Apr 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone Dr Jo Edge f @hagenilda If you don't come out of this quarantine with either: 1.) a vitamin D deficiency 2.) eczema on your hands 3.) 'day pyjamas' and 'night pyjamas' You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline 12:26 PM · Apr 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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