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Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
" the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small"
![Probabilities However, for physically meaningful numbers of monkeys typing for physically meaningful lengths of time the results are reversed. If there were as many monkeys as there are atoms in the observable universe typing extremely fast for trillions of times the life of the universe, the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/922/375.jpg)
![Probabilities However, for physically meaningful numbers of monkeys typing for physically meaningful lengths of time the results are reversed. If there were as many monkeys as there are atoms in the observable universe typing extremely fast for trillions of times the life of the universe, the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/922/375.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Twitter Leftists Aren't at All Prepared for the Coming Wave of Cottage Core Moodboard
![O @dysphoria_doll · 21h twitter leftists arent at all prepared for the coming wave of cottage core moodboard making tik tok ecofascist racist e-girls but thats not a conversation anyone wants to have 40 ユ 195 701 2 MUSCAT 2 @ Holden Cuckfield ·7h it sucks so much bc i feel that a lot of the queer anarchist anti racist ppl that fall under the cottagecore aesthetic are getting drowned out by the neo manifest destiny aspirations of white trad fems who are trying to revive a white mans burden mentality with the environment. 3 t7 12 34 O @dysphoria_doll · 7h absolutely yeah. with aesthetics the -horseshoe theory~ is kinda a real thing lol. im still mad thigh high s ocks femboy coder light up keyboard aesthetic got taken over by fash so i feel u .. b in](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/920/6c4.jpg)
![O @dysphoria_doll · 21h twitter leftists arent at all prepared for the coming wave of cottage core moodboard making tik tok ecofascist racist e-girls but thats not a conversation anyone wants to have 40 ユ 195 701 2 MUSCAT 2 @ Holden Cuckfield ·7h it sucks so much bc i feel that a lot of the queer anarchist anti racist ppl that fall under the cottagecore aesthetic are getting drowned out by the neo manifest destiny aspirations of white trad fems who are trying to revive a white mans burden mentality with the environment. 3 t7 12 34 O @dysphoria_doll · 7h absolutely yeah. with aesthetics the -horseshoe theory~ is kinda a real thing lol. im still mad thigh high s ocks femboy coder light up keyboard aesthetic got taken over by fash so i feel u .. b in](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/920/6c4.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
i think this is what just happened in jerma's dollhouse
![alky @ichigo_pome ... you know they say if an infinite amount of monkeys were just hitting random keys on a typewriter, one of them would eventually end up rewriting hamlet word by word? i think this is what just happened in jerma's dollhouse 4:06 PM · Aug 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/918/ac2.jpg)
![alky @ichigo_pome ... you know they say if an infinite amount of monkeys were just hitting random keys on a typewriter, one of them would eventually end up rewriting hamlet word by word? i think this is what just happened in jerma's dollhouse 4:06 PM · Aug 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/918/ac2.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
give a single monkey a single typewriter and it will develop anxiety
![Henry Sotheran Ltd .. @Sotherans give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters and they'll eventually write Hamlet. give a single monkey a single typewriter and it will develop anxiety 4:48 PM · Aug 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/914/c71.jpg)
![Henry Sotheran Ltd .. @Sotherans give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters and they'll eventually write Hamlet. give a single monkey a single typewriter and it will develop anxiety 4:48 PM · Aug 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/914/c71.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
he will eventually produce the complete works of Fleetwood Mac.
![Josh Barro @jbarro If you leave a monkey at a typewriter for infinite time with an infinite supply of cocaine, he will eventually produce the complete works of Fleetwood Mac. 11:26 PM · Jul 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/913/4a6.jpg)
![Josh Barro @jbarro If you leave a monkey at a typewriter for infinite time with an infinite supply of cocaine, he will eventually produce the complete works of Fleetwood Mac. 11:26 PM · Jul 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/913/4a6.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Joe many liberals?
![Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None, their to busy ???? Their gender 1m Reply TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/912/141.jpg)
![Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None, their to busy ???? Their gender 1m Reply TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/912/141.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
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![qpw,u2sbd nzo[whfn.q7qmao;j TAKA ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/910/1a3.jpg)
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Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Can I Pass 3rd Grade While Getting Shot With Paintballs
![Can I Pass 3rd Grade While Getting Shot With Paintballs penguinz0 O 789K views 1 day ago 14:12 New TAKTAK TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/909/c78.jpg)
![Can I Pass 3rd Grade While Getting Shot With Paintballs penguinz0 O 789K views 1 day ago 14:12 New TAKTAK TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/909/c78.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Real brain rot hours
![r/PokeGals 1d i.redd.it Best girl Leaf being what is looking pokeball at me to know the promise of being together forever cute and strong!! Leaf/Green hom m . ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/908/f69.jpg)
![r/PokeGals 1d i.redd.it Best girl Leaf being what is looking pokeball at me to know the promise of being together forever cute and strong!! Leaf/Green hom m . ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/908/f69.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Monkey With Typewriter Produces Reasonable Alternative To Green New Deal
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Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Tak Tak Tak, zip!
![TODAY ELIJAH WOODY МЕ Do you ever think before you post? Or is it just TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/906/337.jpg)
![TODAY ELIJAH WOODY МЕ Do you ever think before you post? Or is it just TAK ZIIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/906/337.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Think before acting
![TODAY ELIJAH WOODY PEE IN MY MOUTH! NO! PEE IN MY MOUTH! GIMMIE PP, uwu @ELLOTHES МЕ Do you ever think before you post? Or is it just -----..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/904/394.jpg)
![TODAY ELIJAH WOODY PEE IN MY MOUTH! NO! PEE IN MY MOUTH! GIMMIE PP, uwu @ELLOTHES МЕ Do you ever think before you post? Or is it just -----..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/904/394.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Monkey on a Typewriter Reaction Image
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Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
Something something monkeys something something typewriters something something Shakespeare.
![Kairy Luminess @kairyluminess · Jan 19, 2021 ... HOW DO THE SIMPSONS ALWAYS PREDICT THIS S--- Soothe the Nation With Biden Inauguration Special BY YOHANA DESTA JANUARY 13, 2021 10:20 AM Tom Hanks. The US Governme dibility, so it's borrowing some 982 L7 62.9K 457.5K Vladimir Lemon ... @Vladimir_Lemon Replying to @kairyluminess Something something monkeys something something typewriters something something Shakespeare. 7:47 PM · Jan 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/902/c44.jpg)
![Kairy Luminess @kairyluminess · Jan 19, 2021 ... HOW DO THE SIMPSONS ALWAYS PREDICT THIS S--- Soothe the Nation With Biden Inauguration Special BY YOHANA DESTA JANUARY 13, 2021 10:20 AM Tom Hanks. The US Governme dibility, so it's borrowing some 982 L7 62.9K 457.5K Vladimir Lemon ... @Vladimir_Lemon Replying to @kairyluminess Something something monkeys something something typewriters something something Shakespeare. 7:47 PM · Jan 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/902/c44.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing
But first, they'd write Trump's speeches.
![shauna @goldengateblond They say a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter would eventually type Shakespeare. But first, they'd write Trump's speeches. Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett · Jul 6, 2018 This is from last night. These are prepared remarks delivered in front of an audience. Republicans, honestly, THIS IS F------ GIBBERISH. Show this thread "I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we've broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don't need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important." 4:10 PM · Jul 6, 2018 · Twitter Web Client](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/341/901/6cd.jpg)
![shauna @goldengateblond They say a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter would eventually type Shakespeare. But first, they'd write Trump's speeches. Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett · Jul 6, 2018 This is from last night. These are prepared remarks delivered in front of an audience. Republicans, honestly, THIS IS F------ GIBBERISH. Show this thread "I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don't have a musical instrument. I don't have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we've broken a lot of records. We've broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don't need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important." 4:10 PM · Jul 6, 2018 · Twitter Web Client](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/341/901/6cd.jpg)
Infinite Monkey Theorem / Monkey Typing