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Luigi Cadorna Nicknames

Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna
Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna

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Italian Victories - WW1 : Second Battle of the Piave River

Battle of the Piave River Yet Erich Ludendorff, on hearing the news, is reported to have said he 'had the Part of the Italian Front (World War I) sensation of defeat for the first time'. [5) Map of the Second Battle of the Piave Date 15-23 June 1918 Piave, Italy 45°49'50"N 12° Location losses Result Italian victory 118,042:(21 11,643 dead 80,852 wounded 25,547 captured between 15 and 23 June 1918, was a decisive victory3|14] for the Italian Army against the Austro-Hungarian Empire during World War I. struck a major blow to the army's morale and cohesion and had political repercussions would later become clear that the battle was in fact the beginning of the end of the Austro- @d: The Perverted Stmmone Hungarian Empire.6]
Battle of the Piave River Yet Erich Ludendorff, on hearing the news, is reported to have said he 'had the Part of the Italian Front (World War I) sensation of defeat for the first time'. [5) Map of the Second Battle of the Piave Date 15-23 June 1918 Piave, Italy 45°49'50"N 12° Location losses Result Italian victory 118,042:(21 11,643 dead 80,852 wounded 25,547 captured between 15 and 23 June 1918, was a decisive victory3|14] for the Italian Army against the Austro-Hungarian Empire during World War I. struck a major blow to the army's morale and cohesion and had political repercussions would later become clear that the battle was in fact the beginning of the end of the Austro- @d: The Perverted Stmmone Hungarian Empire.6]

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Italian victory - WW2: Conquest of the Horn of Africa

Italian conquest of the Horn of Africa Part of the Interwar Period and the East African Campaign of World War II Date March 1924 – 19 August 1940 Location Horn of Africa Result Italian victory • Fascist "pacification" of Somalia (1924-27), conquest of Ethiopia (1935-36) and British Somaliland (1940) • Formation and expansion Italian East Africa Belligerents fe Sultanate of Italy Hobyo E Italian Eritrea Majeerteen Sultanate Ethiopian Empire EK British Empire Commanders and leaders Benito Mussolini Sheikh Hassan Barsane (POW) Omar Samatar Haile Selassie Arthur Chater Casualties and losses 1,148 Italians killed 275,000 Ethiopians (1935–36)l1] killed (1935–36)[1][3] 161 Italian casualties 260 British casualties (1940)l2) (1940)(4] 1,000 Somali casualties (1940)[5] 150,000 Ethiopians killed by mustard gasl6] Asmara N ERITREA °o SUDAN Adowa Amba Gondar GULF OF ERITREA AMHARA FRENCH SOMALI COA O Dessie Debra Markos HARAR Addis Ababa BRITISH SOMALI Harar SCIOA ITALIAN ETHIOPIA EAST AFRICA SOM DAMO Rudolf GANDA @J. The Perverted Summoner
Italian conquest of the Horn of Africa Part of the Interwar Period and the East African Campaign of World War II Date March 1924 – 19 August 1940 Location Horn of Africa Result Italian victory • Fascist "pacification" of Somalia (1924-27), conquest of Ethiopia (1935-36) and British Somaliland (1940) • Formation and expansion Italian East Africa Belligerents fe Sultanate of Italy Hobyo E Italian Eritrea Majeerteen Sultanate Ethiopian Empire EK British Empire Commanders and leaders Benito Mussolini Sheikh Hassan Barsane (POW) Omar Samatar Haile Selassie Arthur Chater Casualties and losses 1,148 Italians killed 275,000 Ethiopians (1935–36)l1] killed (1935–36)[1][3] 161 Italian casualties 260 British casualties (1940)l2) (1940)(4] 1,000 Somali casualties (1940)[5] 150,000 Ethiopians killed by mustard gasl6] Asmara N ERITREA °o SUDAN Adowa Amba Gondar GULF OF ERITREA AMHARA FRENCH SOMALI COA O Dessie Debra Markos HARAR Addis Ababa BRITISH SOMALI Harar SCIOA ITALIAN ETHIOPIA EAST AFRICA SOM DAMO Rudolf GANDA @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Loyal to the end

Anonymous | 5563363 22 min. ago >Year is 1992, Italian Military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater during WW2 >When they set up camp, they're ap- proached by an 80 year old somalian, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash and a perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he 187.0 kB JPG is doing >He is a veteran of an Askari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he is back to fight for them like the "Good old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him as a sort of mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they tell him to stop, He aways screams "Viva re, Viva duce, Viva Italia!"
Anonymous | 5563363 22 min. ago >Year is 1992, Italian Military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater during WW2 >When they set up camp, they're ap- proached by an 80 year old somalian, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash and a perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he 187.0 kB JPG is doing >He is a veteran of an Askari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he is back to fight for them like the "Good old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him as a sort of mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they tell him to stop, He aways screams "Viva re, Viva duce, Viva Italia!"

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Italian victories - WW1: First Battle of Monte Grappa

First Battle of Monte Grappa (1917) Part of the Italian Front of the First World War Date 13-26 November 1917 Location Monte Grappa, Italy Result Italian victory Belligerents Austria-Hungary E Kingdom of Italy German Empire Commanders and leaders Otto von Below E Mario Nicolis di Robilant E Armando Diaz Strength 120,000 51,000 Casualties and losses 21,000 12,000 @J. The Perverted Summoner The Austrians, despite help from the German Army's Alpenkorps and numerical superiority, failed to take the mountain's summit during the first battle of Monte Grappa, which lasted from November 11, 1917 to December 23, 1917. Armando Diaz allowed his local commanders much more freedom of manoeuvre than his predecessor, which resulted in a more elastic and effective Italian defense. although the Austrians could see Venice from their positions, they would never reach it.
First Battle of Monte Grappa (1917) Part of the Italian Front of the First World War Date 13-26 November 1917 Location Monte Grappa, Italy Result Italian victory Belligerents Austria-Hungary E Kingdom of Italy German Empire Commanders and leaders Otto von Below E Mario Nicolis di Robilant E Armando Diaz Strength 120,000 51,000 Casualties and losses 21,000 12,000 @J. The Perverted Summoner The Austrians, despite help from the German Army's Alpenkorps and numerical superiority, failed to take the mountain's summit during the first battle of Monte Grappa, which lasted from November 11, 1917 to December 23, 1917. Armando Diaz allowed his local commanders much more freedom of manoeuvre than his predecessor, which resulted in a more elastic and effective Italian defense. although the Austrians could see Venice from their positions, they would never reach it.

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Italian victories - near WW2: Second Italo-Ethiopian War

Second Italo-Ethiopian War 382,800 civilians killed (1935–1941) 6llb] Part of the Interwar period UERUSA EN Haile Selassie passes through Jerusalem on his way to exile in England. ..thought the Italians were clearly superior and that Italian artillery in Tembien, Ethiopia (1936) victory for them was Date 3 October 1935 – 19 February assured no matter what. The 1937la] On 21 December 1937, Rome appointed Result Italian victory Amedeo, 3rd Duke of Aosta, as the new • Foundation of Italian East Viceroy and Governor General of Italian East Africa with instructions to take a more Africa conciliatory line. Aosta instituted public works Territorial Italian occupation of Ethiopia projects including 3,200 km (2,000 mi) of new changes paved roadways, 25 hospitals, 14 hotels, dozens of post offices, telephone exchanges, aqueducts, schools and shops. The Italians Belligerents the Italians showed favouritism to non- Christian groups. To isolate the dominant Ethiopia E Italy Amhara rulers of Ethiopia, who supported • Armed forces • Italian Libya Selassie, the Italians granted the Oromos, the Somalis and other Muslims, many of whom Arbegnoch Italian Eritrea had supported the invasion, autonomy and Materiel support:1] Italian Somalia rights. The Italians also definitively abolished Nazi Germany slavery and abrogated feudal laws that had 10,000 killed' been upheld by the Amharas. Early in 1938, a 377,500 killed (est. May 1936) (1935–1941)l6] 9,555 killed? (est. 1936–1940) M The Perverted Summoner
Second Italo-Ethiopian War 382,800 civilians killed (1935–1941) 6llb] Part of the Interwar period UERUSA EN Haile Selassie passes through Jerusalem on his way to exile in England. ..thought the Italians were clearly superior and that Italian artillery in Tembien, Ethiopia (1936) victory for them was Date 3 October 1935 – 19 February assured no matter what. The 1937la] On 21 December 1937, Rome appointed Result Italian victory Amedeo, 3rd Duke of Aosta, as the new • Foundation of Italian East Viceroy and Governor General of Italian East Africa with instructions to take a more Africa conciliatory line. Aosta instituted public works Territorial Italian occupation of Ethiopia projects including 3,200 km (2,000 mi) of new changes paved roadways, 25 hospitals, 14 hotels, dozens of post offices, telephone exchanges, aqueducts, schools and shops. The Italians Belligerents the Italians showed favouritism to non- Christian groups. To isolate the dominant Ethiopia E Italy Amhara rulers of Ethiopia, who supported • Armed forces • Italian Libya Selassie, the Italians granted the Oromos, the Somalis and other Muslims, many of whom Arbegnoch Italian Eritrea had supported the invasion, autonomy and Materiel support:1] Italian Somalia rights. The Italians also definitively abolished Nazi Germany slavery and abrogated feudal laws that had 10,000 killed' been upheld by the Amharas. Early in 1938, a 377,500 killed (est. May 1936) (1935–1941)l6] 9,555 killed? (est. 1936–1940) M The Perverted Summoner

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Italian victories - WW1: Battle of Misrata

a. RICCHIERI: La Libia @J. The Perverted Summoner 12 Ras Agir TBrega(PISINDON hers lued Ghaa 13 asel Mechabes (Pta iatta) 14 idi Sai Ben Salar SidiAi 15° TRIPOLITANIA Zuarael Charbiia a Soerkier. Scala TRIPOLL 1:2.000.000 (OEA) Sid triz Sidi Delsi Gtorba di Godaim haba Lenaia Sa Furo P Km BosAHomaa(Capo Resso) SBas Gel tn (Buntal) RasTagiura Tagiura isk rianart s anzurkiritara Tz arabeutto RosBu Suara (Punta N Msel auia a S Ras Sotara/ Acara Casr Gefara Oraboln Bu. Soetr Ras Homs (Lebda) soDI LEPTES MADNACNEAPOLIS Ras Serile lersa te BirBu Deila sidi r Zabea Geb. Mesid oussabat CasDoge RSC Geb. Ghelaa fedaken Gatt-Iss Ras Maeri Pulaises di Daas Mia o di Oriz Casr Tarhuna Mse Ila ta CMagr Ugra enna Hondar sel Zaar Magenia Com es Las 2. Geb ef Tarhuna Bustami rs-Dakan Forto di Siten iraha Porte oaaa Sliten iziah R jehudi Fare c. Mesu Porto di Zeira (oruig) FRICERON PR Ras Zurug Mesirata Spei G Fulige ESE Fessata Leken Mesrata der (Mesrata TUBACTIS) Rcem el Kelb. ehest Tecul Birlekem RasTatilah abda Casr Ghaian Teghrin a n G b a u Mel G.Toesh Geb. Mesid Gzsren Nesa Tarhuna Gebel Dra'a Ras Carah rleften an scirenteghib Gi Geb. Bibet L. Cvat d emir Fog Ras Beni Ulid Tadi GeBneba Sbel Melfa Scigig G. Begra Caar BeniUlid Orfela 595 k. Lilla LAD-BU-SCEIF Sofegie Misda no MUSTI VICUST Ziano Vadi Sofeg Teprol Soemig r Chafgi tamer SCIASCY Kef Masusa Ksciasda Geb. Chadamii 13° Steppa desertica grossi, e Serir, cioe sassolini 2, torrenti aso.) Grandi str Strade car ORFELLA Battle of Misrata Part of the Italo-Turkish War Date 16 June-8 July 1912 Location Misrata, Tripolitania, Ottoman Empire (now Libya) Result Italian victory Belligerents Kingdom of Italy C• Ottoman Empire Casualties and losses 23 killed 500 killed 112 wounded 500 wounded Dune
a. RICCHIERI: La Libia @J. The Perverted Summoner 12 Ras Agir TBrega(PISINDON hers lued Ghaa 13 asel Mechabes (Pta iatta) 14 idi Sai Ben Salar SidiAi 15° TRIPOLITANIA Zuarael Charbiia a Soerkier. Scala TRIPOLL 1:2.000.000 (OEA) Sid triz Sidi Delsi Gtorba di Godaim haba Lenaia Sa Furo P Km BosAHomaa(Capo Resso) SBas Gel tn (Buntal) RasTagiura Tagiura isk rianart s anzurkiritara Tz arabeutto RosBu Suara (Punta N Msel auia a S Ras Sotara/ Acara Casr Gefara Oraboln Bu. Soetr Ras Homs (Lebda) soDI LEPTES MADNACNEAPOLIS Ras Serile lersa te BirBu Deila sidi r Zabea Geb. Mesid oussabat CasDoge RSC Geb. Ghelaa fedaken Gatt-Iss Ras Maeri Pulaises di Daas Mia o di Oriz Casr Tarhuna Mse Ila ta CMagr Ugra enna Hondar sel Zaar Magenia Com es Las 2. Geb ef Tarhuna Bustami rs-Dakan Forto di Siten iraha Porte oaaa Sliten iziah R jehudi Fare c. Mesu Porto di Zeira (oruig) FRICERON PR Ras Zurug Mesirata Spei G Fulige ESE Fessata Leken Mesrata der (Mesrata TUBACTIS) Rcem el Kelb. ehest Tecul Birlekem RasTatilah abda Casr Ghaian Teghrin a n G b a u Mel G.Toesh Geb. Mesid Gzsren Nesa Tarhuna Gebel Dra'a Ras Carah rleften an scirenteghib Gi Geb. Bibet L. Cvat d emir Fog Ras Beni Ulid Tadi GeBneba Sbel Melfa Scigig G. Begra Caar BeniUlid Orfela 595 k. Lilla LAD-BU-SCEIF Sofegie Misda no MUSTI VICUST Ziano Vadi Sofeg Teprol Soemig r Chafgi tamer SCIASCY Kef Masusa Ksciasda Geb. Chadamii 13° Steppa desertica grossi, e Serir, cioe sassolini 2, torrenti aso.) Grandi str Strade car ORFELLA Battle of Misrata Part of the Italo-Turkish War Date 16 June-8 July 1912 Location Misrata, Tripolitania, Ottoman Empire (now Libya) Result Italian victory Belligerents Kingdom of Italy C• Ottoman Empire Casualties and losses 23 killed 500 killed 112 wounded 500 wounded Dune

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Italy got away with it

When Germany gets reminded of the Holocaust, Japan of Nankin, but no one cares about those hundreds of thousands of Ethiopian civilians that you killed a few years prior @J. The Perverted Summoner
When Germany gets reminded of the Holocaust, Japan of Nankin, but no one cares about those hundreds of thousands of Ethiopian civilians that you killed a few years prior @J. The Perverted Summoner

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The debate is still on about which one is the worst

Franz Conrad von Hozendorf: I'm the worst WW1 general. yeah... there can't be someone withareputation worse than'mi- @3,The Perverted Summoner Scheabang Brenico Millta 10 armata Glame KROBATIN CARI N ZIA ALPI CARNICRE kle Vilach Baleane Mal 11 armata CONRAD **** 14 armata O. von BELOW Candese Maning 2 armata Cachina Trento Avi Udine TRENTINO Goriaia Ance 2 armata Palmana KXX 3armata BOROEVICH 1 amata ner GIRALDI. Adelsbeg Matica Letinana Thirse Valdagne Ctalella Triestee irescia Vicena Tregnage Verona e CA жкки* ITALIA DIAZ х ALLEATI at Luigi Cadorna: Are you challenging me? EOCH vembre
Franz Conrad von Hozendorf: I'm the worst WW1 general. yeah... there can't be someone withareputation worse than'mi- @3,The Perverted Summoner Scheabang Brenico Millta 10 armata Glame KROBATIN CARI N ZIA ALPI CARNICRE kle Vilach Baleane Mal 11 armata CONRAD **** 14 armata O. von BELOW Candese Maning 2 armata Cachina Trento Avi Udine TRENTINO Goriaia Ance 2 armata Palmana KXX 3armata BOROEVICH 1 amata ner GIRALDI. Adelsbeg Matica Letinana Thirse Valdagne Ctalella Triestee irescia Vicena Tregnage Verona e CA жкки* ITALIA DIAZ х ALLEATI at Luigi Cadorna: Are you challenging me? EOCH vembre

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French Invasion of Italy (a battle to surpass Pont Saint-Louis)

Belligerents French invasion of Italy Part of the Italian Campaign of World War II |France | Italian Social | French partisans Republic H Green Flames partisans Italian Alpini on a mountain during the French invasion Date 23 March - May 8 1945 Location Aosta Valley, Italy Result See Aftermath section • Italian defensive victory Strength (April 25) 1,500-2,000 men1] 22,000 men (After April 27) 24,000 men1) Casualties and losses 3,500 total casualties 350 total casualties
Belligerents French invasion of Italy Part of the Italian Campaign of World War II |France | Italian Social | French partisans Republic H Green Flames partisans Italian Alpini on a mountain during the French invasion Date 23 March - May 8 1945 Location Aosta Valley, Italy Result See Aftermath section • Italian defensive victory Strength (April 25) 1,500-2,000 men1] 22,000 men (After April 27) 24,000 men1) Casualties and losses 3,500 total casualties 350 total casualties

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Battle of Pont Saint-Louis

Italian: At least we are better then the french... Random h guy: ITALIAN Battle of Pont Saint-Louis Part of Italian invasion of France The crew of the casemate Date 18-28 June 1940 Location Menton, France shutte Result Italian victory/17) Belligerents France AOY HEPYILY FORTIFKA H Kingdom of Italy Strength 1000-1,050 men 752 men 743 men in Ouvrage Cap Martin and POsmo Ouvrage Mont Agel1 9 men in Casemate du Pont Saint-Louis10 Casualties and losses 389 battie casualties17 Ouvrage Cap Martin and 150 dead 19 2.5:1 CASUALTY RATIO Mont Agel heavily damaged 18 Crew of the casemate: all captured, 2 wounded10 This meme was made by Historically literate Italian gang
Italian: At least we are better then the french... Random h guy: ITALIAN Battle of Pont Saint-Louis Part of Italian invasion of France The crew of the casemate Date 18-28 June 1940 Location Menton, France shutte Result Italian victory/17) Belligerents France AOY HEPYILY FORTIFKA H Kingdom of Italy Strength 1000-1,050 men 752 men 743 men in Ouvrage Cap Martin and POsmo Ouvrage Mont Agel1 9 men in Casemate du Pont Saint-Louis10 Casualties and losses 389 battie casualties17 Ouvrage Cap Martin and 150 dead 19 2.5:1 CASUALTY RATIO Mont Agel heavily damaged 18 Crew of the casemate: all captured, 2 wounded10 This meme was made by Historically literate Italian gang

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Battle of Bardia

Battle of Bardia Date 3-5 January 1941 Commanders and lea Casualties and losses Location Bardia, Libya | Iven Mackay E An Part of Operation Compass during the Second Bergon: World War 130 killed 1,703 killed 31°46'N 25°06'E Strength Result Allied victory 45,000 326 wounded31 3,740 wounded 16,0001] 36,000 captured4 Belligerents Australia E Italy 13 medium tanks K United Kingdom 117 tankettes 708 vehicles 400+ guns Australian troops enter Bardia the British crews of the Matildas "enjoying a brew, dismissed reports of them as an Antipodean exaggeration". 62] The New York Times and the Washington Times-Herald, which ran the headline "Hardy Wild-Eyed Aussies Called World's Finest Troops". @J. The Perverted Summoner
Battle of Bardia Date 3-5 January 1941 Commanders and lea Casualties and losses Location Bardia, Libya | Iven Mackay E An Part of Operation Compass during the Second Bergon: World War 130 killed 1,703 killed 31°46'N 25°06'E Strength Result Allied victory 45,000 326 wounded31 3,740 wounded 16,0001] 36,000 captured4 Belligerents Australia E Italy 13 medium tanks K United Kingdom 117 tankettes 708 vehicles 400+ guns Australian troops enter Bardia the British crews of the Matildas "enjoying a brew, dismissed reports of them as an Antipodean exaggeration". 62] The New York Times and the Washington Times-Herald, which ran the headline "Hardy Wild-Eyed Aussies Called World's Finest Troops". @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Armando Diaz captures Südtirol (South Tyrol) 1918 circa - Colorized


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The Sick Man of Europe

Gallipoli campaign we were just a tiny weak little empire that dindu nuffin! how dare you consider your wins against us poor Turks as an accomplishment?! we wuz the sick man of europe h shiet! vou wouldn't handle the kara boga if we werein bur prime hen we go BTF all the othetimes!! just hoy- Result Ottoman victory C* Franco-Turkish War Turkish victory Result HEY PAY ATSENTION!! C+ @J. The Perverted Summoner
Gallipoli campaign we were just a tiny weak little empire that dindu nuffin! how dare you consider your wins against us poor Turks as an accomplishment?! we wuz the sick man of europe h shiet! vou wouldn't handle the kara boga if we werein bur prime hen we go BTF all the othetimes!! just hoy- Result Ottoman victory C* Franco-Turkish War Turkish victory Result HEY PAY ATSENTION!! C+ @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Italian victories: WW1 - Battles of Preveza and Qouz Bay

Battle of Preveza Battle of Qouz Bay Part of the Italo-Turkish War Part of the Italo-Turkish War Preveza, Greece Preveza City Limits Saint Andreas Castie Port of Preveza Amvrakikos Gulf lonian Sea The Italian cruiser Piemonte 29-30 September 1911 Date 7 and 8 January 1912 Date off Preveza, Greece, lonian Sea Location Italian victory Result Location Kunfuda, today Saudi Arabia Belligerents Result Italian victory | Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Commanders and leaders Belligerents Luigi Amedeo unknown E Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Strength Strength 5 destroyers Land: 25 artillery pieces 1 castle 1 protected cruiser 6 gunboats Sea: 1 armed tugboat 2 destroyers 4 torpedo boats 1 armed yacht 1 auxiliary cruiser Casualties and losses Casualties and losses ~10 killed none 6 gunboats destroyed none 3 torpedo boats sunk 1 auxiliary cruiser 1 tugboat sunk captured 1 yacht captured 1 castle damaged DJ. The Perverted Summoner Double time!
Battle of Preveza Battle of Qouz Bay Part of the Italo-Turkish War Part of the Italo-Turkish War Preveza, Greece Preveza City Limits Saint Andreas Castie Port of Preveza Amvrakikos Gulf lonian Sea The Italian cruiser Piemonte 29-30 September 1911 Date 7 and 8 January 1912 Date off Preveza, Greece, lonian Sea Location Italian victory Result Location Kunfuda, today Saudi Arabia Belligerents Result Italian victory | Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Commanders and leaders Belligerents Luigi Amedeo unknown E Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Strength Strength 5 destroyers Land: 25 artillery pieces 1 castle 1 protected cruiser 6 gunboats Sea: 1 armed tugboat 2 destroyers 4 torpedo boats 1 armed yacht 1 auxiliary cruiser Casualties and losses Casualties and losses ~10 killed none 6 gunboats destroyed none 3 torpedo boats sunk 1 auxiliary cruiser 1 tugboat sunk captured 1 yacht captured 1 castle damaged DJ. The Perverted Summoner Double time!

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Italian victories: WW1 - Raid on Pula

@J. The Perverted Summoner WHO WOULD WIN? The main dreadnought ship of the Austro-Hungarian Empire guarded by hundreds of Croat, Slovene and Serb sailors with 2 Italian bois using a lil' armed moto rboat other 20 ships docked nearby Janko Vuković t Paolo Thaon di Reve Strength 1 MAS port strongholds 2 diversants around 20 ships Casualties and losses 1 warship 1 freighter 50 or 250-400 sailors[1]
@J. The Perverted Summoner WHO WOULD WIN? The main dreadnought ship of the Austro-Hungarian Empire guarded by hundreds of Croat, Slovene and Serb sailors with 2 Italian bois using a lil' armed moto rboat other 20 ships docked nearby Janko Vuković t Paolo Thaon di Reve Strength 1 MAS port strongholds 2 diversants around 20 ships Casualties and losses 1 warship 1 freighter 50 or 250-400 sailors[1]

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Italian victories: WW1 - Battle of Rhodes

Battle of Rhodes Belligerents Part of the Italo-Turkish War Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Commanders and leaders Giovanni Ameglio Major Abdullah Beyl1] Strength Italian troops landing at Rhodes on May 4 of 9,000 21-10,400(1] ~1,000 men garrison 1912 10,000 local militia Date 4-16 May 1912 Casualties and losses Location Rhodes, Ottoman Empire 4 killed ~83 killed Italian victory Result 33 wounded ~26 wounded 983 captured Belligerents at Psithos, twenty-six were wounded and 983 | Kingdom of Italy COttoman Empire surrendered. The remaining 10,000 militiamen returned to their homes The Turks were routed with signiticant losses After 390 years of Muslim rule, though the Italians reported that only seven Rhodes was once again controlled by Christian forces. [2)]|3] their men were wounded J. The Perverted Summoner
Battle of Rhodes Belligerents Part of the Italo-Turkish War Kingdom of Italy Ottoman Empire Commanders and leaders Giovanni Ameglio Major Abdullah Beyl1] Strength Italian troops landing at Rhodes on May 4 of 9,000 21-10,400(1] ~1,000 men garrison 1912 10,000 local militia Date 4-16 May 1912 Casualties and losses Location Rhodes, Ottoman Empire 4 killed ~83 killed Italian victory Result 33 wounded ~26 wounded 983 captured Belligerents at Psithos, twenty-six were wounded and 983 | Kingdom of Italy COttoman Empire surrendered. The remaining 10,000 militiamen returned to their homes The Turks were routed with signiticant losses After 390 years of Muslim rule, though the Italians reported that only seven Rhodes was once again controlled by Christian forces. [2)]|3] their men were wounded J. The Perverted Summoner

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Italian victories: The Ottomans' defeat

Italo-Turkish War BRITS, GERMANS, LOOK! HERE, LOOK AT THIS MEME! WE SORT OF BEAT YOU AT GALLIPOLI, THAT MEANS WE ARE GOD TIER JUST LIKE YOU!! DAS RITE!!! EVEN BETTER THAN THE AMERICANS! AND YOU KNOW WHO IS WORST?! ITALY OF COURSE! ITALY IS SOO00 BAD! THEY WOULD NEVER BEAT US OTTOMAN GOD TIERS, THEY ARE COD TIER HIGH TIER ITALIAN TIER Casualties and losses Ct 1,432 killed in combat 14,000 casualties (6) 10,000 killed in [4] reprisals & Italian victory executions 4,250 wounded[5] Result The Italo-Turkish War illustrated to France and Great Britain that Italy was more valuable to Annexation of Libya and the them inside the Triple Alliance, rather than formally allied with the Entente. Dodecanese At sea, the Italians enjoyed a clear advantage. The Italian navy had seven times the tonnage the Ottoman navy and was better ned [35 Aegean Sea Campaign: Italy occupied twelve islands in the sea, comprising the Ottoman province of Rhodes, which hencefort wn as the Dodecanese
Italo-Turkish War BRITS, GERMANS, LOOK! HERE, LOOK AT THIS MEME! WE SORT OF BEAT YOU AT GALLIPOLI, THAT MEANS WE ARE GOD TIER JUST LIKE YOU!! DAS RITE!!! EVEN BETTER THAN THE AMERICANS! AND YOU KNOW WHO IS WORST?! ITALY OF COURSE! ITALY IS SOO00 BAD! THEY WOULD NEVER BEAT US OTTOMAN GOD TIERS, THEY ARE COD TIER HIGH TIER ITALIAN TIER Casualties and losses Ct 1,432 killed in combat 14,000 casualties (6) 10,000 killed in [4] reprisals & Italian victory executions 4,250 wounded[5] Result The Italo-Turkish War illustrated to France and Great Britain that Italy was more valuable to Annexation of Libya and the them inside the Triple Alliance, rather than formally allied with the Entente. Dodecanese At sea, the Italians enjoyed a clear advantage. The Italian navy had seven times the tonnage the Ottoman navy and was better ned [35 Aegean Sea Campaign: Italy occupied twelve islands in the sea, comprising the Ottoman province of Rhodes, which hencefort wn as the Dodecanese

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