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Anonymous | 5563363 22 min. ago >Year is 1992, Italian Military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater during WW2 >When they set up camp, they're ap- proached by an 80 year old somalian, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash and a perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he 187.0 kB JPG is doing >He is a veteran of an Askari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he is back to fight for them like the "Good old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him as a sort of mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they tell him to stop, He aways screams "Viva re, Viva duce, Viva Italia!"

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Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once".

I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2

Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna

tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet...
Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on.
And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal...
Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!

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Italian victories - WW1: First Battle of Monte Grappa

The First Battle of Monte Grappa was what halted the Austro-Hungarian army from taking over Northern Italy after their victory at Caporetto.
That failure Cadorna was taken off the command, and substituted with Diaz, which is probably the smartest move that they could have done.

While it was Diaz in charge of the defense, it was that guy with the beard, Mario Nicolis commanding the troops on the ground. Luckily, the ONE thing Cadorna had done right the entire war was fortifying the mountains. It's like he could see his future failures and prepared in advance.

I took a page from a user named "ThiccLoli" and Wojaked Otto von Below's face. I also added color to his black and white photograph, which is apparently something no one else bothered to do lol
Unlike Conrad, that German general had a pretty good reputation. But despite having special troops and numerical superiority, they lost.

Just think about it, if Diaz and his subordinates had messed up this battle, now Venice probably wouldn't be an Italian city.

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Italian victories - near WW2: Second Italo-Ethiopian War

This is a somewhat obscure war, mostly because people remember the first (way less bloody) one in which the Ethiopians won.

This time it was a full blown war, not just a garrison, and the Ethiopian emperor ordered every capable of fighting man to go and fight a war that they couldn't possibly win. And by "every fighting capable man" it means literally everyone. Only very old people, children, pregnant women and disabled were saved from being drafted. They were forced to fight by any means necessary.
The result is that absurd number of dead Ethiopians... The Italian rule didn't last long at all, and part of the colonization effort was lost due to the fact that WW2 started and Ethiopia fell into British hands afterwards

Alongside the Italians, there were high numbers of Somali veterans and Eritrean troops helping.
The Ethiopians were left alone on the field, but Nazi Germany supplied them with weapons

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Italian victories - WW1: Battle of Misrata

This will be either my last or 2nd last meme about the Italo-Turkish War.

I wanna move onto other battles and other wars to meme, but I have to finish this one first

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Italy got away with it

There's a bunch of reasons why this is never brought up. If you wanna know, we'll talk about it in the comments

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The debate is still on about which one is the worst

I usually make positive memes about the Italian army, but before I go through with them, the Cadorna problem must be addressed

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Feels Good Cadorna

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French Invasion of Italy (a battle to surpass Pont Saint-Louis)

Another meme battle. Like the several versions of Pont Saint-Louis, it got deleted and transferred into another article that had a completely different display

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Battle of Pont Saint-Louis

My favorite version of this meme battle, for obvious reasons but also because it turns it into a "no u" with a slight edit on the guy who's supposed to be French

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Battle of Bardia

The Battle of Bardia is probably the most humiliating defeat in Italian military history, right above Caporetto.

I usually show victories in my memes, but I've got to expose the losses every once in a while

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Armando Diaz captures Südtirol (South Tyrol) 1918 circa - Colorized

Enough bullying the Turks, let's move on to the A*strians

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The Sick Man of Europe

Why yes, I will consider the complete annihilation of the Turkish domain on the Mediterranean as a good feat.

And yes, the initiative of 2 nations (Italy and Russia) with fragile economies and a population that could barely eat, taking on an empire by themselves on two different fronts and winning, is something to feel a little bit of pride for.

No excuses

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Italian victories: WW1 - Battles of Preveza and Qouz Bay

I decided to display two naval battles that Italy won against the Ottoman Empire, while retaining absolutely ZERO casualties.
Other than this one, there is only another battle I'll meme about the Italo-Turkish War, then I'll switch to the Italian Front against Austria-Hungary

The sample has been taken from this
!https://i.redd.it/177yga45q1b21.jpg!

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Italian Military Jokes - Loyal to the end

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Anonymous | 5563363 22 min. ago >Year is 1992, Italian Military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater during WW2 >When they set up camp, they're ap- proached by an 80 year old somalian, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash and a perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he 187.0 kB JPG is doing >He is a veteran of an Askari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he is back to fight for them like the "Good old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him as a sort of mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they tell him to stop, He aways screams "Viva re, Viva duce, Viva Italia!"

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