Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna

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Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once".

I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2

tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet...
Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on.
And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal...
Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!

Italian conquest of the Horn of Africa Part of the Interwar Period and the East African Campaign of World War II Date March 1924 – 19 August 1940 Location Horn of Africa Result Italian victory • Fascist "pacification" of Somalia (1924-27), conquest of Ethiopia (1935-36) and British Somaliland (1940) • Formation and expansion Italian East Africa Belligerents fe Sultanate of Italy Hobyo E Italian Eritrea Majeerteen Sultanate Ethiopian Empire EK British Empire Commanders and leaders Benito Mussolini Sheikh Hassan Barsane (POW) Omar Samatar Haile Selassie Arthur Chater Casualties and losses 1,148 Italians killed 275,000 Ethiopians (1935–36)l1] killed (1935–36)[1][3] 161 Italian casualties 260 British casualties (1940)l2) (1940)(4] 1,000 Somali casualties (1940)[5] 150,000 Ethiopians killed by mustard gasl6] Asmara N ERITREA °o SUDAN Adowa Amba Gondar GULF OF ERITREA AMHARA FRENCH SOMALI COA O Dessie Debra Markos HARAR Addis Ababa BRITISH SOMALI Harar SCIOA ITALIAN ETHIOPIA EAST AFRICA SOM DAMO Rudolf GANDA @J. The Perverted Summoner

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Italian Victories - WW1 : Second Battle of the Piave River

Italian victory - WW2: Conquest of the Horn of Africa

Italian victories - WW1: First Battle of Monte Grappa

The First Battle of Monte Grappa was what halted the Austro-Hungarian army from taking over Northern Italy after their victory at Caporetto.
That failure Cadorna was taken off the command, and substituted with Diaz, which is probably the smartest move that they could have done.

While it was Diaz in charge of the defense, it was that guy with the beard, Mario Nicolis commanding the troops on the ground. Luckily, the ONE thing Cadorna had done right the entire war was fortifying the mountains. It's like he could see his future failures and prepared in advance.

I took a page from a user named "ThiccLoli" and Wojaked Otto von Below's face. I also added color to his black and white photograph, which is apparently something no one else bothered to do lol
Unlike Conrad, that German general had a pretty good reputation. But despite having special troops and numerical superiority, they lost.

Just think about it, if Diaz and his subordinates had messed up this battle, now Venice probably wouldn't be an Italian city.

Italian victories - near WW2: Second Italo-Ethiopian War

This is a somewhat obscure war, mostly because people remember the first (way less bloody) one in which the Ethiopians won.

This time it was a full blown war, not just a garrison, and the Ethiopian emperor ordered every capable of fighting man to go and fight a war that they couldn't possibly win. And by "every fighting capable man" it means literally everyone. Only very old people, children, pregnant women and disabled were saved from being drafted. They were forced to fight by any means necessary.
The result is that absurd number of dead Ethiopians... The Italian rule didn't last long at all, and part of the colonization effort was lost due to the fact that WW2 started and Ethiopia fell into British hands afterwards

Alongside the Italians, there were high numbers of Somali veterans and Eritrean troops helping.
The Ethiopians were left alone on the field, but Nazi Germany supplied them with weapons

Italian victories - WW1: Battle of Misrata

This will be either my last or 2nd last meme about the Italo-Turkish War.

I wanna move onto other battles and other wars to meme, but I have to finish this one first

The debate is still on about which one is the worst

I usually make positive memes about the Italian army, but before I go through with them, the Cadorna problem must be addressed

French Invasion of Italy (a battle to surpass Pont Saint-Louis)

Another meme battle. Like the several versions of Pont Saint-Louis, it got deleted and transferred into another article that had a completely different display

Italian Military Jokes - Luigi Cadorna Nicknames

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J. The Perverted Summoner Moderator

Nov 28, 2020 at 06:27PM EST in reply to Soup King

After the war was over, he spent a long time writing how the failures against the Austro-Hungarians weren't his fault, despite being known as one of the worst strategists and most ruthless general of the entire war…

And also by the fact that his substitute completely flipped the results and won us the war against them in 3 battles

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J. The Perverted Summoner Moderator

Nov 28, 2020 at 07:04PM EST in reply to Soup King

The funny thing is that they did face against each others. In 4 battles, all of them on the Isonzo River

2 battles were won by Cadorna and 2 were won by von Hötzendorf.
So, while Cadorna was probably worse, they were still in a tie in terms of who won against the other.

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