If I didn't know better I would think Jared Kushner was an android with synthetic skin.


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Jared Kushner is what happens when a straight pride parade becomes a real boy.


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Jared Kushner says Palestinians can't govern themselves until they have a "fair judicial system...freedom of press, freedom of expression, [and] toler...
![Jared Kushner says Palestinians can't govern themselves until they have a "fair judicial system...freedom of press, freedom of expression, [and] tolerance for all religions." So why do the Saudis get to govern themselves? Or the Egyptians under Sisi? trib.al/JKgOiJf II 7:42 PM -2 Jun 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/498/908/f5f.png)
![Jared Kushner says Palestinians can't govern themselves until they have a "fair judicial system...freedom of press, freedom of expression, [and] tolerance for all religions." So why do the Saudis get to govern themselves? Or the Egyptians under Sisi? trib.al/JKgOiJf II 7:42 PM -2 Jun 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/498/908/f5f.png)
Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Jared Kushner you duck voiced prep school scum. You cannot escape the milkshakes forever you dumb little pomade cotillion ball escort. You fancy littl...


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Jared Kushner looks like if a damp saltine cracker turned into a real boy. #JaredKushner #Treason


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
My dad says this Gilbert Scrubble Bubble from 1963 looks like #JaredKushner ‘s soulless body


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Please keep highlighting Jared Kushner’s incompetent Axios interview so his name keeps trending and Trump and Ivanka and the rest of the Evil Clampets...


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
The decision to redesign Sonic with terrifying human teeth. #iwasntinvolvedinthat


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Clippy


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Waterworld. #iwasntinvolvedinthat


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
Let's start a Jared Kushner inspired hashtag #iwasntinvolvedinthat. Me first: Godfather 3.


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
I would have kept this part of the conversation going as long as possible. "Mr. Kushner, was slavery racist?" "Like I said, I wasn't involved in tha...


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview
REPORTER: The KKK racist?


Jared Kushner's Axios on HBO Interview