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c---b 2012.jpg (228 KB, 1359x1059) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/18(Thu)00:10:07 No.788317859>788318009 >>788318092 >>788318160 >>788318259 >>788318364 >>788318436 >>788318517 >>788318552 >>788318620 >>788318670 Hello Anons My name is of no concern. Many years ago l posted images like the one you see as a little joke.t gathered some traction so I posted similar images for the next few years While the joke was initially funny I think it's been going on for far too long now. What you have come to Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like j--- Ifigured l'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on. I no longer brew ginger beer, it was only a phase so that's why I've not posted any images

c---b 2012.jpg (228 KB, 1359x1059) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/18(Thu)00:10:07 No.788317859>788318009 >>788318092 >>788318160 >>788318259 >>788318364 >>788318436 >>788318517 >>788318552 >>788318620 >>788318670 Hello Anons My name is of no concern. Many years ago l posted images like the one you see as a little joke.t gathered some traction so I posted similar images for the next few years While the joke was initially funny I think it's been going on for far too long now. What you have come to Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like j--- Ifigured l'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on. I no longer brew ginger beer, it was only a phase so that's why I've not posted any images

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Santa Cust wenty years later one boy and one gir n the light of our lord "c-- in bottles" I have been inspired to create a little something of my own using my seed atter taps. It all started the day I forgot next big thing it has been a year and a half and I have wiped my semen on said post after every time I wank and a year and a haitf later it has become so tithy in is hard to hide it from my family. I will report back to ol annually on the same day as our lord does and you all can watch the c--, I hope to the joy in their eyes, the faith of their smle, oh my god I love that time of the year want to know it the magic of christmas will happen to the kids 2592x1936) my boy has waken sister just to catch Santa Claus red-handed Norrmal post for comparison, I promise you all my c-- crusade etemal See you 6:58.33 No 659508979 MB, 200x180) >Santa drops his pants ostans fapping christmas magic that just tell on then leaves, my kids are standing under the j---, eyes glistering and mouth open. (35 KB, 661x720) in epic bread Ln H-------- OP, im in awe 7:17:58 No.659510887 REALLY G0OD Epic crusty bread 659510584 Anonymous 12/2615Sa1)17.35:17 No.659512694 Christmas is complete You better watch ou ㈠OLY F------ S--- THE wiLD RIDE STARTS AGAIN! I'm teling you why he's putting his tongue post this time >He knows if youre he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for f-----'s sake 17:501 MB, 1149x1995) This one's on me 6:46 17 No. Didnt think you wouid do it OP. Im impressed. Trips well spen Holy f------ s---.I dont even know what to think about this. 1226/15(5ar)16:49.05 No.659508042 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:51:15 No.659514411 File: ABANDON THREADI(54 KB, 5880449) >You can call me captain s--- post i lke you Stay true to yourseit and accomplish your dreams my friend 2592x1936) See you next year course! Also sory guys I've gotta leave for my grandparents, Ii come back next year for all the good /bloys and girls, Santa crust out you Op 17:071 mageiog (25 KB, 410x312) 21-07 No. 659511228 439x480) File: File Flle: 1451063398230ipg (49 KB, 556x561) Good bye Santa Crust 490x 735) File: 1451089151759 png (223 KB. 736x736) File: Mein Neoering(6 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)17:07 Mei C-- on seat you will know nigher andrew 59.10 No.659609045 750ng (394 KB, 657x360) I love where this thread going kepp going The post licking poster Or saint d---. All worthy titles for you Fle: 1412071 72153 alia atsinaopg (75 KB, 620x360) OP, stop trying to get and girls F--- IS THIS THREAD ? Anonymous 12/26/15(Sa)1653 20 No 659508460 Anonymous 1226/15(Sat)17.0 43No 65950950 צ¡tes1029 mtw OP probably thought about this last year and started c------ preparation for a 4chan thread -mtw even it OP didnt plan it he stil got excited about the prospect of being a celebutard File: 4ing (747 Anonymous 1226/15(Sat)17:00.40 No.659609192 What did you gain from it besides anonymous /b/ fame? File: imag9 22ipg (3 KB, 303x566) actually delivers Anonymous 12/26/15(5 )17:03:4 Our Lord and Saviour will c-- I made sarta crust lick his post. I feel like I have accomplished someting today Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)16:52 50 No 659508409265950610 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:0102 No.659609222 OP here, trying to upload a bigger picture of the post but phone is being a n-----. By the way it tasted salty bur like a f------ vile salty favour and I feel like puking tbh, hope I dont get sick Picture doesnt look ike my tongue is touching but beleve Jizzus would be proud. Waiting for him. Haha you sick f--- tongue is agairst the post. Blehhh a family dinner soon, merry christmas everyonel 17:01:1 s 12/26/15(5)17:03:53 No.659509554 2:659509684 22659502676 0047g (16 KB, 218x290) That's amazing OP I love you Merry Christmas OP Proud of you just... have this bad teeling...that..Jizzmass will not come this year: Fle: Lapprowe-ot thispotig (200 KB, 600x542) NOW IS THIS CAPPED ANON? Jizzuz Cheist and his minion, Sama Crust. Santa crast, you visiting the krusty krab any time soon? Anonymous 12/26/15(3an)1658:03 No.659508937 holy f--- name ! Santa Crust! esus christ 17:00:05 17:00 arta crus Thats amazing OP I love you. s just...i have this bad teeling... that.. Jizzmass will not come this year t Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)17:30 06 No 659512163 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sa1)17:02:25 No.659609385 Next year i won't waiting for Jizzus and his sidekick Santa Crust to c--. Someone screencap this and introduce santa crust to jizzus Santa Crust

Santa Cust wenty years later one boy and one gir n the light of our lord "c-- in bottles" I have been inspired to create a little something of my own using my seed atter taps. It all started the day I forgot next big thing it has been a year and a half and I have wiped my semen on said post after every time I wank and a year and a haitf later it has become so tithy in is hard to hide it from my family. I will report back to ol annually on the same day as our lord does and you all can watch the c--, I hope to the joy in their eyes, the faith of their smle, oh my god I love that time of the year want to know it the magic of christmas will happen to the kids 2592x1936) my boy has waken sister just to catch Santa Claus red-handed Norrmal post for comparison, I promise you all my c-- crusade etemal See you 6:58.33 No 659508979 MB, 200x180) >Santa drops his pants ostans fapping christmas magic that just tell on then leaves, my kids are standing under the j---, eyes glistering and mouth open. (35 KB, 661x720) in epic bread Ln H-------- OP, im in awe 7:17:58 No.659510887 REALLY G0OD Epic crusty bread 659510584 Anonymous 12/2615Sa1)17.35:17 No.659512694 Christmas is complete You better watch ou ㈠OLY F------ S--- THE wiLD RIDE STARTS AGAIN! I'm teling you why he's putting his tongue post this time >He knows if youre he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for f-----'s sake 17:501 MB, 1149x1995) This one's on me 6:46 17 No. Didnt think you wouid do it OP. Im impressed. Trips well spen Holy f------ s---.I dont even know what to think about this. 1226/15(5ar)16:49.05 No.659508042 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:51:15 No.659514411 File: ABANDON THREADI(54 KB, 5880449) >You can call me captain s--- post i lke you Stay true to yourseit and accomplish your dreams my friend 2592x1936) See you next year course! Also sory guys I've gotta leave for my grandparents, Ii come back next year for all the good /bloys and girls, Santa crust out you Op 17:071 mageiog (25 KB, 410x312) 21-07 No. 659511228 439x480) File: File Flle: 1451063398230ipg (49 KB, 556x561) Good bye Santa Crust 490x 735) File: 1451089151759 png (223 KB. 736x736) File: Mein Neoering(6 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)17:07 Mei C-- on seat you will know nigher andrew 59.10 No.659609045 750ng (394 KB, 657x360) I love where this thread going kepp going The post licking poster Or saint d---. All worthy titles for you Fle: 1412071 72153 alia atsinaopg (75 KB, 620x360) OP, stop trying to get and girls F--- IS THIS THREAD ? Anonymous 12/26/15(Sa)1653 20 No 659508460 Anonymous 1226/15(Sat)17.0 43No 65950950 צ¡tes1029 mtw OP probably thought about this last year and started c------ preparation for a 4chan thread -mtw even it OP didnt plan it he stil got excited about the prospect of being a celebutard File: 4ing (747 Anonymous 1226/15(Sat)17:00.40 No.659609192 What did you gain from it besides anonymous /b/ fame? File: imag9 22ipg (3 KB, 303x566) actually delivers Anonymous 12/26/15(5 )17:03:4 Our Lord and Saviour will c-- I made sarta crust lick his post. I feel like I have accomplished someting today Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)16:52 50 No 659508409265950610 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sat)17:0102 No.659609222 OP here, trying to upload a bigger picture of the post but phone is being a n-----. By the way it tasted salty bur like a f------ vile salty favour and I feel like puking tbh, hope I dont get sick Picture doesnt look ike my tongue is touching but beleve Jizzus would be proud. Waiting for him. Haha you sick f--- tongue is agairst the post. Blehhh a family dinner soon, merry christmas everyonel 17:01:1 s 12/26/15(5)17:03:53 No.659509554 2:659509684 22659502676 0047g (16 KB, 218x290) That's amazing OP I love you Merry Christmas OP Proud of you just... have this bad teeling...that..Jizzmass will not come this year: Fle: Lapprowe-ot thispotig (200 KB, 600x542) NOW IS THIS CAPPED ANON? Jizzuz Cheist and his minion, Sama Crust. Santa crast, you visiting the krusty krab any time soon? Anonymous 12/26/15(3an)1658:03 No.659508937 holy f--- name ! Santa Crust! esus christ 17:00:05 17:00 arta crus Thats amazing OP I love you. s just...i have this bad teeling... that.. Jizzmass will not come this year t Anonymous 12/26/15(Sar)17:30 06 No 659512163 Anonymous 12/26/15(Sa1)17:02:25 No.659609385 Next year i won't waiting for Jizzus and his sidekick Santa Crust to c--. Someone screencap this and introduce santa crust to jizzus Santa Crust

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Anonymous (ID: N&DIF) 09/29/14(Mon)00:11:31 No.571074421 2571074569 I'm going to calculate everything about Jizzus Christ. The average human e-------- contains 180 million sperm-http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health-pictures/dr-laura一berman-male-e-----------facts.aspx#02 The average about of e---------- in one orgasm is 3.2mL give or take 1.4mL -https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid-20061017120453AAmo813 bottes which So from this, we can assume that for every 3.2ml of semen, there is 180 million sperm. Let's look at 2013's haul. Jizzus Christ has Shasta bottles, which come in 3 litre sizes. Those two big bottles definitely look like 3 litre bottles. The next two appear to be two litre bottles. Let's assume the smallest one is a 600mL bottle which appears to have 200mL in it. In total, Jizzus Christ has 10.2L of semen in his bottles. To e-------- one litre of semen, Jizzus Christ would have to e-------- 312.5 times. For 10.2L of semen, we divide 10200 by 3.2. In total, Jizzus Christ has e--------- roughly 3187.5 times and has completely avoided prostate cancer. Multiply that by the 180 million sperm we have, and we have an official estimate of sperm in those bottles: 573750000000, or 573.75 billion. That's 82 sperm for everyone on Earth spem we have anderin his botles To esacus Now for the final part. 11 million people died in the Holocaust. Divide 573.75 billion with 11 million and BAM! We can calculate that Jizzus Christ has committed 52159 sperm Holocausts since he began and, with every e----------, is doing 16.4 of them at once One sperm can carry 37.5 megabytes of data. Multiply 573750000000 by 37.5MB and we can calculate that Jizzus Christ has an incredible 21.516 EXABYTES of data sitting in five plastic bottles. The Library of Congress estimates that it has 525 terabytes of data as of March 2014 and adds 5 terabytes a month, so now it should have roughly 555 terabytes. So, if the US Government needs a new place to store web capture info, they can always ask Jizzus Christ to store the next 38767 libraries Anonymous (ID: CYaz4S+1) 09/29/14(Mon)00:12:57 No.571074569571074665 I-it's beautiful. Quick, someone screen cap this 2007 2010 2012 2-2-6-lo /2 /b 08 2008 2013 2011 2009 12-26- T'M BACK!! /2-76-09

Anonymous (ID: N&DIF) 09/29/14(Mon)00:11:31 No.571074421 2571074569 I'm going to calculate everything about Jizzus Christ. The average human e-------- contains 180 million sperm-http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health-pictures/dr-laura一berman-male-e-----------facts.aspx#02 The average about of e---------- in one orgasm is 3.2mL give or take 1.4mL -https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid-20061017120453AAmo813 bottes which So from this, we can assume that for every 3.2ml of semen, there is 180 million sperm. Let's look at 2013's haul. Jizzus Christ has Shasta bottles, which come in 3 litre sizes. Those two big bottles definitely look like 3 litre bottles. The next two appear to be two litre bottles. Let's assume the smallest one is a 600mL bottle which appears to have 200mL in it. In total, Jizzus Christ has 10.2L of semen in his bottles. To e-------- one litre of semen, Jizzus Christ would have to e-------- 312.5 times. For 10.2L of semen, we divide 10200 by 3.2. In total, Jizzus Christ has e--------- roughly 3187.5 times and has completely avoided prostate cancer. Multiply that by the 180 million sperm we have, and we have an official estimate of sperm in those bottles: 573750000000, or 573.75 billion. That's 82 sperm for everyone on Earth spem we have anderin his botles To esacus Now for the final part. 11 million people died in the Holocaust. Divide 573.75 billion with 11 million and BAM! We can calculate that Jizzus Christ has committed 52159 sperm Holocausts since he began and, with every e----------, is doing 16.4 of them at once One sperm can carry 37.5 megabytes of data. Multiply 573750000000 by 37.5MB and we can calculate that Jizzus Christ has an incredible 21.516 EXABYTES of data sitting in five plastic bottles. The Library of Congress estimates that it has 525 terabytes of data as of March 2014 and adds 5 terabytes a month, so now it should have roughly 555 terabytes. So, if the US Government needs a new place to store web capture info, they can always ask Jizzus Christ to store the next 38767 libraries Anonymous (ID: CYaz4S+1) 09/29/14(Mon)00:12:57 No.571074569571074665 I-it's beautiful. Quick, someone screen cap this 2007 2010 2012 2-2-6-lo /2 /b 08 2008 2013 2011 2009 12-26- T'M BACK!! /2-76-09

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r, moot## Admin;; 12/28/13(Sat)05:21 UTC-5 No.18325657 Replies: 2218325665 2218325667 2218325671 2218325692 18325652 >maybe you should start bottling up your c-- like jizzus and post your progress annually too Have you ever considered that I may be Jizzus? Anonymous (ID dF9GeAXO) 12/28/13(Sat105 21 UTC-5 No 18325659 Renlies: 3318325674

r, moot## Admin;; 12/28/13(Sat)05:21 UTC-5 No.18325657 Replies: 2218325665 2218325667 2218325671 2218325692 18325652 >maybe you should start bottling up your c-- like jizzus and post your progress annually too Have you ever considered that I may be Jizzus? Anonymous (ID dF9GeAXO) 12/28/13(Sat105 21 UTC-5 No 18325659 Renlies: 3318325674

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