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c---b 2012.jpg (228 KB, 1359x1059) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/18(Thu)00:10:07 No.788317859>788318009 >>788318092 >>788318160 >>788318259 >>788318364 >>788318436 >>788318517 >>788318552 >>788318620 >>788318670 Hello Anons My name is of no concern. Many years ago l posted images like the one you see as a little joke.t gathered some traction so I posted similar images for the next few years While the joke was initially funny I think it's been going on for far too long now. What you have come to Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like j--- Ifigured l'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on. I no longer brew ginger beer, it was only a phase so that's why I've not posted any images
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