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c---b 2012.jpg (228 KB, 1359x1059) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/18(Thu)00:10:07 No.788317859>788318009 >>788318092 >>788318160 >>788318259 >>788318364 >>788318436 >>788318517 >>788318552 >>788318620 >>788318670 Hello Anons My name is of no concern. Many years ago l posted images like the one you see as a little joke.t gathered some traction so I posted similar images for the next few years While the joke was initially funny I think it's been going on for far too long now. What you have come to Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like j--- Ifigured l'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on. I no longer brew ginger beer, it was only a phase so that's why I've not posted any images

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Anonymous (ID: N&DIF) 09/29/14(Mon)00:11:31 No.571074421 2571074569 I'm going to calculate everything about Jizzus Christ. The average human e-------- contains 180 million sperm-http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health-pictures/dr-laura一berman-male-e-----------facts.aspx#02 The average about of e---------- in one orgasm is 3.2mL give or take 1.4mL -https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid-20061017120453AAmo813 bottes which So from this, we can assume that for every 3.2ml of semen, there is 180 million sperm. Let's look at 2013's haul. Jizzus Christ has Shasta bottles, which come in 3 litre sizes. Those two big bottles definitely look like 3 litre bottles. The next two appear to be two litre bottles. Let's assume the smallest one is a 600mL bottle which appears to have 200mL in it. In total, Jizzus Christ has 10.2L of semen in his bottles. To e-------- one litre of semen, Jizzus Christ would have to e-------- 312.5 times. For 10.2L of semen, we divide 10200 by 3.2. In total, Jizzus Christ has e--------- roughly 3187.5 times and has completely avoided prostate cancer. Multiply that by the 180 million sperm we have, and we have an official estimate of sperm in those bottles: 573750000000, or 573.75 billion. That's 82 sperm for everyone on Earth spem we have anderin his botles To esacus Now for the final part. 11 million people died in the Holocaust. Divide 573.75 billion with 11 million and BAM! We can calculate that Jizzus Christ has committed 52159 sperm Holocausts since he began and, with every e----------, is doing 16.4 of them at once One sperm can carry 37.5 megabytes of data. Multiply 573750000000 by 37.5MB and we can calculate that Jizzus Christ has an incredible 21.516 EXABYTES of data sitting in five plastic bottles. The Library of Congress estimates that it has 525 terabytes of data as of March 2014 and adds 5 terabytes a month, so now it should have roughly 555 terabytes. So, if the US Government needs a new place to store web capture info, they can always ask Jizzus Christ to store the next 38767 libraries Anonymous (ID: CYaz4S+1) 09/29/14(Mon)00:12:57 No.571074569571074665 I-it's beautiful. Quick, someone screen cap this 2007 2010 2012 2-2-6-lo /2 /b 08 2008 2013 2011 2009 12-26- T'M BACK!! /2-76-09
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r, moot## Admin;; 12/28/13(Sat)05:21 UTC-5 No.18325657 Replies: 2218325665 2218325667 2218325671 2218325692 18325652 >maybe you should start bottling up your c-- like jizzus and post your progress annually too Have you ever considered that I may be Jizzus? Anonymous (ID dF9GeAXO) 12/28/13(Sat105 21 UTC-5 No 18325659 Renlies: 3318325674
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c---b 2012.jpg (228 KB, 1359x1059) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/18(Thu)00:10:07 No.788317859>788318009 >>788318092 >>788318160 >>788318259 >>788318364 >>788318436 >>788318517 >>788318552 >>788318620 >>788318670 Hello Anons My name is of no concern. Many years ago l posted images like the one you see as a little joke.t gathered some traction so I posted similar images for the next few years While the joke was initially funny I think it's been going on for far too long now. What you have come to Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like j--- Ifigured l'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on. I no longer brew ginger beer, it was only a phase so that's why I've not posted any images

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