2:56 AM, a disturbance in the force. <02:56:51> "Mr. B" connected to channel "Lobby (Do Not AFK)"
<02:57:26> "Mr. B" switched from channel "Lobby (Do Not AFK)" to "Null Arc Kinky Channel"

"Hello? Who joined?"
…
"I am Mr. B"

On June 20th 2016 on the 51st second of the 56th minute of the 2nd hour on TheCubicsGaming Teamspeak Server a anonymous user by the name Mr. B joined.

For the next 90 minutes this user not only amused, but inspired the users of this server, you see, the beauty of this user is the anonymity, for the wise, pleasant, gentleman who is Mr. B is not defined by labels, when asked who he is he replies in the only way possible.

"I am Mr. B"

Mr. B knows all, he possesses an answer to every question, a rebuttal, to every insult. He cannot he ousted he cannot be tamed, he is truly a force of nature.

To put into words what Mr. B means to the world is unimaginable, it is unthinkable, he is the balance of good, evil, light, dark, he is the sun and the rain, he is the green, he is the grey. Mr. B is.

Mr. B's predictions and philosophy grew very popular and genuine among the community. However the leader of said teamspeak MarSOC as he be called, grew jealous and bloodlust brewed. To avoid criticism MarSOC requested that his comrade Pillsbury "ban him" and at 3:53 the god king ended.

<03:53:24> "Mr. B" was banned permanently from the server by "Pillsbury" (predict this)

………

In the darkness, it was cold. Without balance brought forth from the god almighty, the server descended into distress. Worries of his never returning grew, and hatred against the leadership swelled. For Mr. B never hurt anyone, he simply was, Mr. B

Suddenly, a light, a warm glow over the hearts of our tender souls washed over.

"User entered channel"

We all look to the channel log to make sure our hopes were true,

<04:41:35> "Mr. B" connected to channel "Lobby (Do Not AFK)"

"Mr. B is that you?"
…
"I am Mr. B"

To this day Mr. B is among the most beloved characters in the Garry's Mod chapter of the internet, when you wake up Mr. B is with you

When you eat Mr. B is with you

When you work Mr. B is with you

When you rest Mr. B is with you

When live Mr B is with you

When you die Mr B is with you

We all live alongside B

B lives inside us