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No Guy Has All Three is a snowclone joking that no man has all three of a set of characteristics or objects. In most of the posts, the three objects are a humorous set of pop culture references or absurd characteristics.

Origin

On July 24th, 2018, Twitter user @ShOoObz[2] tweeted, "No man has all three: a big dick, a hairline, a money in my cash app," gaining over 30 retweets and 40 likes (shown below, left). On January 1st, 2019, Twitter user @Hannah23RP[1] tweeted "No guy has all three: car, job, no kids" (shown below, right).

shOoObz @shOoObz No man has all three: a big d---, a hairline, a money in my cash app 12:37 PM Jul 24, 2018 Twitter for iPhone
Hannah @Hannah23RP No guy has all three... -car -job -no kids 6:07 PM Jan 1, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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Over the course of the following year, the tweet became a snowclone featuring more absurd characteristics. For example, on January 27th, 2019, Twitter user @gaycommunism wrote, "NO MAN HAS All THREE! 1. AirPods 2. Pokemon XY Evolutions STAFF Prerelease Charizard 11/108 PSA 10 GEM MINT 3. Dick Game" (shown below, left). On January 11th, Twitter user @onlineryn posted the snowclone using a Rick Harrison meme (shown below, right).

black phillip stan account @gaycommunism NO MAN HAS All THREE! 1. AirPods 2. Pokemon XY Evolutions STAFF Prerelease Charizard 11/108 PSA 10 GEM MINT 3. D--- Game 1:59 AM Jan 27, 2019 from Clinton, UT Twitter for iPhone
buzzfeed run me my money bitch @onlineryn no man has all three: - named rick harrison - Owns a pawn shop - knows what's gonna come through that door 12:50 PM Jan 11, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

On October 7th, Mashable[3] covered the meme, citing more recent examples. Popular recent examples include a September 24th tweet by @tylerdw that gained over 4,000 likes (shown below, left) and an October 5th tweet by @KenwayVolk referencing Nathan For You that gained over 3,500 retweets and 26,000 likes (shown below, right).

Tyler Wells @tylerdw no guy has all 3: - chicken flavor ramen - steak flavor ramen - anything resembling vegetables 3:33 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Kane @Kenway Volk No guy has all 3: - Graduated - From a top Canadian business school - With really good grades 4:44 PM Oct 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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the girl with the sample text tattoo @turnthepge no guy has all 3: -bath mat -toilet mat -sink mat 2:00 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Semi-Solid Snake @TheBabyJogger No guy has all 4: -Duvet -3-in-1 body wash 9:36 AM Oct 4, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: -juju eyeballs - toe jam football - hair down to his knee 7:32 PM Sep 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
brittany @Brittany_broski no guy has all 3: -the glitz -the glam -the fashion 1:53 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
Horny On Main @horny_main No guy has all 3 -Wii Remote -Wii Nunchuck -Wii Motion Plus 11:40 PM Oct 6, 2019 Twitter for Android
THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight No guy has all 3: - Eternal life - Mind reader - Shimmering skin 5:38 PM Sep 26, 2019 Twitter Web App

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No Guy Has All Three

No Guy Has All Three

Updated Oct 08, 2019 at 01:37PM EDT by Adam.

Added Oct 08, 2019 at 12:57PM EDT by Adam.

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About

No Guy Has All Three is a snowclone joking that no man has all three of a set of characteristics or objects. In most of the posts, the three objects are a humorous set of pop culture references or absurd characteristics.

Origin

On July 24th, 2018, Twitter user @ShOoObz[2] tweeted, "No man has all three: a big dick, a hairline, a money in my cash app," gaining over 30 retweets and 40 likes (shown below, left). On January 1st, 2019, Twitter user @Hannah23RP[1] tweeted "No guy has all three: car, job, no kids" (shown below, right).


shOoObz @shOoObz No man has all three: a big d---, a hairline, a money in my cash app 12:37 PM Jul 24, 2018 Twitter for iPhone Hannah @Hannah23RP No guy has all three... -car -job -no kids 6:07 PM Jan 1, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Spread

Over the course of the following year, the tweet became a snowclone featuring more absurd characteristics. For example, on January 27th, 2019, Twitter user @gaycommunism wrote, "NO MAN HAS All THREE! 1. AirPods 2. Pokemon XY Evolutions STAFF Prerelease Charizard 11/108 PSA 10 GEM MINT 3. Dick Game" (shown below, left). On January 11th, Twitter user @onlineryn posted the snowclone using a Rick Harrison meme (shown below, right).


black phillip stan account @gaycommunism NO MAN HAS All THREE! 1. AirPods 2. Pokemon XY Evolutions STAFF Prerelease Charizard 11/108 PSA 10 GEM MINT 3. D--- Game 1:59 AM Jan 27, 2019 from Clinton, UT Twitter for iPhone buzzfeed run me my money bitch @onlineryn no man has all three: - named rick harrison - Owns a pawn shop - knows what's gonna come through that door 12:50 PM Jan 11, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

On October 7th, Mashable[3] covered the meme, citing more recent examples. Popular recent examples include a September 24th tweet by @tylerdw that gained over 4,000 likes (shown below, left) and an October 5th tweet by @KenwayVolk referencing Nathan For You that gained over 3,500 retweets and 26,000 likes (shown below, right).


Tyler Wells @tylerdw no guy has all 3: - chicken flavor ramen - steak flavor ramen - anything resembling vegetables 3:33 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Kane @Kenway Volk No guy has all 3: - Graduated - From a top Canadian business school - With really good grades 4:44 PM Oct 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Various Examples


the girl with the sample text tattoo @turnthepge no guy has all 3: -bath mat -toilet mat -sink mat 2:00 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Semi-Solid Snake @TheBabyJogger No guy has all 4: -Duvet -3-in-1 body wash 9:36 AM Oct 4, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: -juju eyeballs - toe jam football - hair down to his knee 7:32 PM Sep 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone brittany @Brittany_broski no guy has all 3: -the glitz -the glam -the fashion 1:53 PM Sep 24, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Horny On Main @horny_main No guy has all 3 -Wii Remote -Wii Nunchuck -Wii Motion Plus 11:40 PM Oct 6, 2019 Twitter for Android THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight No guy has all 3: - Eternal life - Mind reader - Shimmering skin 5:38 PM Sep 26, 2019 Twitter Web App

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