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Improover

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

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Goombler

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

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Vooter

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN' !!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him VOTE

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN' !!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him VOTE

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The Driver

The Driver Take a hammer instead of a weapon Real hero "I drive" can give you a toothpick "how about this.You s--- your mouth or i'll kick your teeth down your throat and i'll shut it for you", A real human bean

The Driver Take a hammer instead of a weapon Real hero "I drive" can give you a toothpick "how about this.You s--- your mouth or i'll kick your teeth down your throat and i'll shut it for you", A real human bean

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Blower upper

That 20 year old blower upper X' exceptional locus Y' The tip of his d--- is a point at infinity Doesn't know anything about singularities, just f------ blows up blowup scheme W All of his tangent spaces have low dimension V' exceptional locus Y' Lives the smooth lifestyle birational х proper morphism smooth transformed scheme Has never even heard "AAAAAA I'M BLOWING UP!!!" of affine space ambient scheme W singular schem

That 20 year old blower upper X' exceptional locus Y' The tip of his d--- is a point at infinity Doesn't know anything about singularities, just f------ blows up blowup scheme W All of his tangent spaces have low dimension V' exceptional locus Y' Lives the smooth lifestyle birational х proper morphism smooth transformed scheme Has never even heard "AAAAAA I'M BLOWING UP!!!" of affine space ambient scheme W singular schem

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Happooner

The 30 Year Old Happooner would cry like a baby if he ever enjoys watching other people suffer unspeakable tragedy found himself in a HAPPENING severely depressed and anti-social zero survival skills thinks the world is "IT'S GONNA HAPPOON ending whenever there's a flu outbreak AAAAAAAGH" hopes people die just so he can be entertained talks about prepping, doesn't even own a flashlight constantly falls for hoaxes

The 30 Year Old Happooner would cry like a baby if he ever enjoys watching other people suffer unspeakable tragedy found himself in a HAPPENING severely depressed and anti-social zero survival skills thinks the world is "IT'S GONNA HAPPOON ending whenever there's a flu outbreak AAAAAAAGH" hopes people die just so he can be entertained talks about prepping, doesn't even own a flashlight constantly falls for hoaxes

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Mooncher

The 28 year old Mooncher OH GOD IM earth shattering burps and braps GONNA MO0000ONCH *devours 10 quadruple cheeseburgers* doesn't care about anything just f------ MOONCHES ungodly smell used to be a coomer but can't find his d--- anymore eats everything (and everyone) in his path baffles medical experts cultivates entire by simply being alive ecosystems of life only found within his fleshy folds tried growing a neckbeard but doesn't even know where his neck begins and chins end fears no man his flesh has become an impenetrable shield against all attacks *MOONCH* *MOONCH* will one day consume the earth ORIGINAL TASTE Im lovie' it

The 28 year old Mooncher OH GOD IM earth shattering burps and braps GONNA MO0000ONCH *devours 10 quadruple cheeseburgers* doesn't care about anything just f------ MOONCHES ungodly smell used to be a coomer but can't find his d--- anymore eats everything (and everyone) in his path baffles medical experts cultivates entire by simply being alive ecosystems of life only found within his fleshy folds tried growing a neckbeard but doesn't even know where his neck begins and chins end fears no man his flesh has become an impenetrable shield against all attacks *MOONCH* *MOONCH* will one day consume the earth ORIGINAL TASTE Im lovie' it

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The 24-Year-Old Scrooller

credit goes to unknown source

credit goes to unknown source

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The 20 Year Old Snoozer

doesn't bother to get up and The 20 year old Snoozer go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks gets 12 hours of sleep like s--- "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!" feels "tired" *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ naps every snoozes day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30am, time f--- to wake up."

doesn't bother to get up and The 20 year old Snoozer go to the toilet, just lets loose in the bed sheets bedroom stinks gets 12 hours of sleep like s--- "AAAAAAAAA IM every night and still GONNA SNOOZE!!!!!" feels "tired" *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz everyone thinks he's dead zzzzzzzzzzz hasn't seen the sun rise in years no job, just f------ naps every snoozes day, does not fear the passage of time contributes nothing to society and does "Ahhh not give a 11:30am, time f--- to wake up."

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Doomer trio

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The Assoomer

The Assoomer > Has no proof >Assumes anyways Doesn't have any detailed knowledge, just f----- assumes Hasn't awaited evidence in years «АНННННННН РМ ASOOOMINGGG!!" Doesn't watch movies or listen to music, just assumes if they're good or not Extremely aesthetic high perched eyebrow "I suppose that's the case!" Extremely confident in his Assumed you're gay without ever even meeting you beliefs

The Assoomer > Has no proof >Assumes anyways Doesn't have any detailed knowledge, just f----- assumes Hasn't awaited evidence in years «АНННННННН РМ ASOOOMINGGG!!" Doesn't watch movies or listen to music, just assumes if they're good or not Extremely aesthetic high perched eyebrow "I suppose that's the case!" Extremely confident in his Assumed you're gay without ever even meeting you beliefs

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Full circle

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The Wojacker's Paradime

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The 25-Year-Old Scoober

found it on discord

found it on discord

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The Hoomer

Saw it literally once on /tv/. Thought I saw it again on /v/, but it slipped my mind to double-check.

Saw it literally once on /tv/. Thought I saw it again on /v/, but it slipped my mind to double-check.

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The Shoomer

found it on discord

found it on discord

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