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Consoomer Coomer Groomed, coomed, and consoomed. Groomer

Consoomer Coomer Groomed, coomed, and consoomed. Groomer

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oomer (fujoomer)

by presson, @Emperor_crimson on twitter THE 26 YEAR OLD FUJOOMER the bane of every community "HNNGGH IM UWUMING" has worn the same hoodie since age 12 thinks grown men obsessing over anime characters is gross even if she's the same thing except with the genders swapped instead of looking for p--- like a normal person she spends her time pathetically trying to make her ship canon narcissistic she can't even masturbate manipulative right, she just has to get the family dog involved calls herself a lesbian despite thirsting over anime boys and koreans grown in test tubes all the time is constantly under a layer of irony or two so she can never be detected as being genuinely f------ insane, jokes on her it's making her mental state tries to convince people, including herself, that she and others like her aren't the reason people associate their community with stalking, death threats and dog f------ worse hates p--- but only when it's drawn, when it's written it's ok "haha l'm babey" *grooms a 13 year old into becoming trans and sending her nudes* doesn't even like the series her ship is from, mostly because the creator wouldn't answer to death threats over ships

by presson, @Emperor_crimson on twitter THE 26 YEAR OLD FUJOOMER the bane of every community "HNNGGH IM UWUMING" has worn the same hoodie since age 12 thinks grown men obsessing over anime characters is gross even if she's the same thing except with the genders swapped instead of looking for p--- like a normal person she spends her time pathetically trying to make her ship canon narcissistic she can't even masturbate manipulative right, she just has to get the family dog involved calls herself a lesbian despite thirsting over anime boys and koreans grown in test tubes all the time is constantly under a layer of irony or two so she can never be detected as being genuinely f------ insane, jokes on her it's making her mental state tries to convince people, including herself, that she and others like her aren't the reason people associate their community with stalking, death threats and dog f------ worse hates p--- but only when it's drawn, when it's written it's ok "haha l'm babey" *grooms a 13 year old into becoming trans and sending her nudes* doesn't even like the series her ship is from, mostly because the creator wouldn't answer to death threats over ships

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The Coofer

"THIS VACCINE IS GONNA KILL US ALL." "WHY IS THIS STORE MAKING ME The Coofer WEAR A MASK. THEY ARE OPPRESSING ME." "I'm not getting that vaccine." "OPEN BACK UP THE STATE!" "F--- GRANDMA!" "THIS IS TRULY A DICTATORSHIP IF YOU WANT ME TO BE HEALTHY." "LMAO YOU GOT THAT "I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THAT MASK." VACCINE? YOU ARE A STUPID SHEEP." "IT'S JUST A FLU." *COUGHS "I'M HEALTHY AS A CUCUMBER." "MY BODY MY CHOICE!"

"THIS VACCINE IS GONNA KILL US ALL." "WHY IS THIS STORE MAKING ME The Coofer WEAR A MASK. THEY ARE OPPRESSING ME." "I'm not getting that vaccine." "OPEN BACK UP THE STATE!" "F--- GRANDMA!" "THIS IS TRULY A DICTATORSHIP IF YOU WANT ME TO BE HEALTHY." "LMAO YOU GOT THAT "I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THAT MASK." VACCINE? YOU ARE A STUPID SHEEP." "IT'S JUST A FLU." *COUGHS "I'M HEALTHY AS A CUCUMBER." "MY BODY MY CHOICE!"

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23 year old springer

23 year old Springer doesn't worry about fashion, no clothes fit anyway bounces around everywhere cạn bounce back from any bad scenario cạn squish down and then spring back up boing! everyone's favorite seasons are summer or maybe fall. likes spring instead has the body of a spring, still confident he'll find a girl to love him someday helps out mom in the garden by being a tomato cage

23 year old Springer doesn't worry about fashion, no clothes fit anyway bounces around everywhere cạn bounce back from any bad scenario cạn squish down and then spring back up boing! everyone's favorite seasons are summer or maybe fall. likes spring instead has the body of a spring, still confident he'll find a girl to love him someday helps out mom in the garden by being a tomato cage

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20 year old pedoomer

The 20 year old Pedoomer Is thinking about becoming a teacher "N-no I hate real children, real children are gros.." "Uh, she's not real..." fantasizes about defending himself in court about as much as he fantasizes about little girls "I wish she was real" Spends at least 5 hours a day arguing about loli on the internet Plays ROBLOX "Um, actually that's called ephebophilia.." "She's acutally 800 years old.." "Did you know the age of consent is 13 in Japan?" Senpai /a/ - Anime & Manga VR CHAT

The 20 year old Pedoomer Is thinking about becoming a teacher "N-no I hate real children, real children are gros.." "Uh, she's not real..." fantasizes about defending himself in court about as much as he fantasizes about little girls "I wish she was real" Spends at least 5 hours a day arguing about loli on the internet Plays ROBLOX "Um, actually that's called ephebophilia.." "She's acutally 800 years old.." "Did you know the age of consent is 13 in Japan?" Senpai /a/ - Anime & Manga VR CHAT

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oomer (purpler)

The 29-Year-Old PURPLER -is purple -sads about no gf -working out at gym -mom im so sorry -doesnt like black pls let me back in people the house -likes strawberry -trying hard to change yoghurt himself -fgsfdsmlaks,sjla mk;;asasdfsadle

The 29-Year-Old PURPLER -is purple -sads about no gf -working out at gym -mom im so sorry -doesnt like black pls let me back in people the house -likes strawberry -trying hard to change yoghurt himself -fgsfdsmlaks,sjla mk;;asasdfsadle

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oomer (26 year old)

THE 26 YEAR OLD 26 26 NO LONGER ABLE TO DELUDE HIMSELF ABOUT 26 YEARS OLD HIS FUTURE 26 26 26 IT'S OVER 26 GIRLS START TO SEE HIM AS A "FATHER FIGURE" BODY FINALLY RATHER THAN A SHOWING THE SCUMMY INDIVIDUAL YEARS OF NEGLECT TO GET BACK AT THEIR DAD BY DATING AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE 26 26

THE 26 YEAR OLD 26 26 NO LONGER ABLE TO DELUDE HIMSELF ABOUT 26 YEARS OLD HIS FUTURE 26 26 26 IT'S OVER 26 GIRLS START TO SEE HIM AS A "FATHER FIGURE" BODY FINALLY RATHER THAN A SHOWING THE SCUMMY INDIVIDUAL YEARS OF NEGLECT TO GET BACK AT THEIR DAD BY DATING AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE 26 26

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20 year old walker

THE 20 YEAR OLD WALKER - Has strong legs and healthy heart from walking so much - No job, just walks all day - Knows his city like the back of his hand - Is lost in his own mind while walking, doesn't pay any attention to his surroundings - Walks the same route every day - Neighbors think there's something wrong with him - Nothing ever changes - Feels like an old man - Life passes him by Sees girls while walking, they don't even look at him - Hates living in an ugly city with no nature

THE 20 YEAR OLD WALKER - Has strong legs and healthy heart from walking so much - No job, just walks all day - Knows his city like the back of his hand - Is lost in his own mind while walking, doesn't pay any attention to his surroundings - Walks the same route every day - Neighbors think there's something wrong with him - Nothing ever changes - Feels like an old man - Life passes him by Sees girls while walking, they don't even look at him - Hates living in an ugly city with no nature

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oomer (poljak coombacker)

The 20 year old leftypol coombacker Redditor Still thinks bunkerchan will be triggered by his memes posts cp "IM COOMIN BACK TO BUNKERCHN AAGGHHHHH" mentally ill Does obvious falseflagging a repressed h--- Believes bunkerchan is full of jews,trannies "those leftyfags will get what they deserve soon!" Doesn't realise lefty pol is whiter and straighter than 4cuck and liberals "jesus look at all those words" "huh? w-- is an uighur?" Uses vpn Denies having a weakchin Has a picture or a video of a t----- having his surgery done, probably faps to it. "Why do leftists still deny racial science?" "Those chuds are making me depressed my fellow comrades!"

The 20 year old leftypol coombacker Redditor Still thinks bunkerchan will be triggered by his memes posts cp "IM COOMIN BACK TO BUNKERCHN AAGGHHHHH" mentally ill Does obvious falseflagging a repressed h--- Believes bunkerchan is full of jews,trannies "those leftyfags will get what they deserve soon!" Doesn't realise lefty pol is whiter and straighter than 4cuck and liberals "jesus look at all those words" "huh? w-- is an uighur?" Uses vpn Denies having a weakchin Has a picture or a video of a t----- having his surgery done, probably faps to it. "Why do leftists still deny racial science?" "Those chuds are making me depressed my fellow comrades!"

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oomer (doocter)

The 30 year old Doocter Actually thinks he's smarter and more Studies for 10 years to become a glorified search engine virtuous than others Causes more deaths through malpractice, ignorance and incompetance than almost all diseases Owned and manipulated by corrupt billionaires Footsoldier for the elites' population control and weath extraction schemes Incapable of critical thought, basically just a trained robot Demands praise and clapping for not curing a fake disease Mistrusted by anybody with a brain, revered only by the desperate and the gullible Routinely makes people's lives worse through incompetence and blind trust in bad science

The 30 year old Doocter Actually thinks he's smarter and more Studies for 10 years to become a glorified search engine virtuous than others Causes more deaths through malpractice, ignorance and incompetance than almost all diseases Owned and manipulated by corrupt billionaires Footsoldier for the elites' population control and weath extraction schemes Incapable of critical thought, basically just a trained robot Demands praise and clapping for not curing a fake disease Mistrusted by anybody with a brain, revered only by the desperate and the gullible Routinely makes people's lives worse through incompetence and blind trust in bad science

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Willy Wonajak

I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today on TV.

Watching old movies are more enjoyable than the modern ones in my opinion.

I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today on TV.

Watching old movies are more enjoyable than the modern ones in my opinion.

The 56 Year Old Yoonifier (Otto von Bismarck)

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

The 56-Year Old Yoonifier "oh your state speaks German? wow mine to0, "i'm so sorry the holy roman empire fell, that must have been tough on what a coincidence :) must be fate, babe <3" you sweetie x" "i'm gonna... I'M GONNA YOON... UNRGGH I'M "the German Confederation is only 30 years old? wow, you're such a mature state for GONNA YO000000NIFY GERMANY" your age :)" "you're not a catholic, right? you gotta tell me if you're a catholic"

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The 20yo Speeder

THE 20 YEARS OLD SPEEDER downloads tons of things compulsively without giving them any attention later. reads somewhere he had hurry sickness but was too much in a hurry to bother read the whole thing wasted his teenage eats fast years because he cared too much browses chan boards all day as if he was in a hurry. can only listen to music (drops the song if the first second isn't trying to relax makes him more stressed don't have the time to play vidya, watch anime/movies or learn anything ,despite being a enjoyable) depressed neet. will probably die of a heart attack before 30 daydreams by listening to music daydreams about not caring anymore and living a comfy life hopes hes gonna make it wakes up only to return to bed at night will look like 60 when he has strict sleep shedules/feels bad if he sleeps too late despite having nothing important the next day. reaches 25 don't know what it means to live can't appreciate something without thinking of always has to know wich hour it is what he'll do next. speeds p--- videos untill sex scenes.

THE 20 YEARS OLD SPEEDER downloads tons of things compulsively without giving them any attention later. reads somewhere he had hurry sickness but was too much in a hurry to bother read the whole thing wasted his teenage eats fast years because he cared too much browses chan boards all day as if he was in a hurry. can only listen to music (drops the song if the first second isn't trying to relax makes him more stressed don't have the time to play vidya, watch anime/movies or learn anything ,despite being a enjoyable) depressed neet. will probably die of a heart attack before 30 daydreams by listening to music daydreams about not caring anymore and living a comfy life hopes hes gonna make it wakes up only to return to bed at night will look like 60 when he has strict sleep shedules/feels bad if he sleeps too late despite having nothing important the next day. reaches 25 don't know what it means to live can't appreciate something without thinking of always has to know wich hour it is what he'll do next. speeds p--- videos untill sex scenes.

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Coomfer

The 23 year old Coomfer spends 3/4 of the year wishing it were winter >is that snow >OH GOD IM CO000000OOMFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lives off hot beverages, has never seen an ice cube in his life doesn't work, just coomfs the only time he leaves his house is to go all his life goals relate somehow to becoming even more comfy camping innacomfywoods only ever wears wool; knows that cotton kills owns a variety of woollen blankets has an entire folder of comfy pepes mulls his own wine

The 23 year old Coomfer spends 3/4 of the year wishing it were winter >is that snow >OH GOD IM CO000000OOMFING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lives off hot beverages, has never seen an ice cube in his life doesn't work, just coomfs the only time he leaves his house is to go all his life goals relate somehow to becoming even more comfy camping innacomfywoods only ever wears wool; knows that cotton kills owns a variety of woollen blankets has an entire folder of comfy pepes mulls his own wine

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oomer (cooper)

The 45 year old COOPER "ААННН ІМ has literally done nothing this election cycle but cope "he can still win with CO00000OPING" the supreme court" doesn't understand how already made plans to move to russia or japan "WIDESPREAD mail-in ballots work VOTER FRAUD!!" КЕЕР "but what about those "trump actually won, the MEDIA is just deceiving you" AMERICA GREAT dead people who voted" knows trump was losing no matter what, copes anyway "the left should stop making fun of trump he's going through a very tough time" unironically believes the dems are descendants of stalin knowledge of politics equivalent to the level of high school government class "COUNT THE VOTES, WAIT I MEAN STOP twitter vigilante defending trump every chance he gets COUNTING THEM"

The 45 year old COOPER "ААННН ІМ has literally done nothing this election cycle but cope "he can still win with CO00000OPING" the supreme court" doesn't understand how already made plans to move to russia or japan "WIDESPREAD mail-in ballots work VOTER FRAUD!!" КЕЕР "but what about those "trump actually won, the MEDIA is just deceiving you" AMERICA GREAT dead people who voted" knows trump was losing no matter what, copes anyway "the left should stop making fun of trump he's going through a very tough time" unironically believes the dems are descendants of stalin knowledge of politics equivalent to the level of high school government class "COUNT THE VOTES, WAIT I MEAN STOP twitter vigilante defending trump every chance he gets COUNTING THEM"

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AAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA BREWWWWWWWWWW

The 30 year old COOFFEINER Needs 6 cups in the morning to wake up Tea doesn't do it for him anymore, discarded water for coffee Coffee machine is always running Knows every Starbucks in his city better than his apartment AAAAH I'M GONNA BREW Close to achieving immortality due to infusing his cells with the power COOFFE His diet consists of nothing but coffee and coffee beans Gave up on cleaning his stained teeth His body is always on overdrive Doc says he has 3 weeks to live, gets himself an espressO in response Just drinks coffee all day Got fired because he used up all the office's coffee His ox-heart pounds like a f------ piston His veins seethe with the fury of the bean

The 30 year old COOFFEINER Needs 6 cups in the morning to wake up Tea doesn't do it for him anymore, discarded water for coffee Coffee machine is always running Knows every Starbucks in his city better than his apartment AAAAH I'M GONNA BREW Close to achieving immortality due to infusing his cells with the power COOFFE His diet consists of nothing but coffee and coffee beans Gave up on cleaning his stained teeth His body is always on overdrive Doc says he has 3 weeks to live, gets himself an espressO in response Just drinks coffee all day Got fired because he used up all the office's coffee His ox-heart pounds like a f------ piston His veins seethe with the fury of the bean

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