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pagliacci the hater @Slatzism I'd like to remind the audience that this woman had a harem of 10 lovers, all of whom were multi-millionaires/billionaires. You may not like it, but this is what peak female sexual performance looks like. Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79 - 19h How it started: How it's going: 9:09 AM - Oct 12, 2023 539K Views

pagliacci the hater @Slatzism I'd like to remind the audience that this woman had a harem of 10 lovers, all of whom were multi-millionaires/billionaires. You may not like it, but this is what peak female sexual performance looks like. Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79 - 19h How it started: How it's going: 9:09 AM - Oct 12, 2023 539K Views

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Autism Capital @AutismCapital PLEASE CONFIRM: A user claims that they spotted Caroline Ellison at Ground Support Coffee on West Broad in SoHo Manhattan at 8:15 AM. This would mean she is not in Hong Kong and is in NY not in custody. 7:10 PM Dec 4, 2022 . BASA 2,810 Retweets 846 Quote Tweets 17.4K Likes

Autism Capital @AutismCapital PLEASE CONFIRM: A user claims that they spotted Caroline Ellison at Ground Support Coffee on West Broad in SoHo Manhattan at 8:15 AM. This would mean she is not in Hong Kong and is in NY not in custody. 7:10 PM Dec 4, 2022 . BASA 2,810 Retweets 846 Quote Tweets 17.4K Likes

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Hsaka @HsakaTrades · 3h >Commit one of the greatest cases of financial fraud ever >250k bail, surrender all travel documents in exchange for all charges waived (contingent on cooperation with authorities) This might be Carolines best and only profitable trade. coindesk.com Caroline Ellison Plea Agreement: $250,000 Bail, Surrender of Travel ... Plea agreement would waive Ellison of any charges, except criminal tax violations, provided she fully cooperates with U.S. Attorney's office. 100 159 1,382 ↑ :

Hsaka @HsakaTrades · 3h >Commit one of the greatest cases of financial fraud ever >250k bail, surrender all travel documents in exchange for all charges waived (contingent on cooperation with authorities) This might be Carolines best and only profitable trade. coindesk.com Caroline Ellison Plea Agreement: $250,000 Bail, Surrender of Travel ... Plea agreement would waive Ellison of any charges, except criminal tax violations, provided she fully cooperates with U.S. Attorney's office. 100 159 1,382 ↑ :

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Caroline Ellison

be Sam Bankman-Fried CEO FTX M.I.T. Graduate ↑↓ Caroline Ellison CEO of Alameda Dated Bankman-Fried Daughter of Glenn Ellison ↑↓ ↑↓ Gary Gensler Head of S.E.C. Former Professor at M.I.T. ↑↓ Glenn Ellison Professor of Economics M.I.T. Former Boss of Gary Gensler

be Sam Bankman-Fried CEO FTX M.I.T. Graduate ↑↓ Caroline Ellison CEO of Alameda Dated Bankman-Fried Daughter of Glenn Ellison ↑↓ ↑↓ Gary Gensler Head of S.E.C. Former Professor at M.I.T. ↑↓ Glenn Ellison Professor of Economics M.I.T. Former Boss of Gary Gensler

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Caroline Ellison

Autism Capital @AutismCapital ⠀ UNCONFIRMED: An insider's account of the all-hands meeting where Caroline explained how Alameda lost its money. All-Hands meeting: At the all hands meeting, Caroline revealed the truth. A little over a year ago, FTX started spending a lot of money. Various investing shell companies set up w/ FTX or Alameda names were created, some known most unknown, that invested in various illiquid assets that no one in the firm or FTX knew about. FTX Ventures was a large money sink. These various illiquid assets were also money sinks. I think one of the investments was like 1bb on a crypto mining company that went bankrupt? Alameda had also bought out Binance's stake in FTX for-1-2bb. FTX was buying luxury apartments in the Bahamas, building an office in the Bahamas and then currently in the middle of building a newer, costlier office that would be in the shape of an F. Stadium naming rights, advertisements, endorsements also aren't cheap. It's important to note that at this point in time, none of the user funds had been touched and this had all come from mainly from Alameda loaning FTX money and being given FTT as collateral. Alameda was able to loan so much money to FTX partly because they just had a lot of money, but also because they had many loans themsevles from lenders such as Genesis. Getting loans at that time was generally pretty easy. There is where the hole in the balance sheet came from. Around 6 months ago, LUNA crashed to 0, sending reverberations across the crypto world as they wiped out -800bb in market value. Alameda didn't actually lose much money directly from Luna crashing. in fact they were probably net short at the time of the crash. However, the Luna crash caused many firms to become liquidated, the most notable one being 3 Arrows Capital (3AC). 3AC had taken out a ton of loans(see point above about loans being easy to get), and 3AC defaulting caused a lot of these loaners to go bankrupt. This event created what is known as the "credit crunch". In the credit crunch, many loaners suddenly recalled all of their loans just to see who was still liquid. Alameda lost a lot from giving out loans to firms who defaulted. Alameda was now also on the hook for money they didn't have, since they had given a lot of the loan money to FTX or had lost it loaning to now bankrupt counterparties. SBF had two choices at this point, let Alameda get liquidated or send user money from FTX to ensure Alameda's survival. As you read online, SBF chose the latter. From this point onwards, it was just a ticking time bomb before the truth was found out and both FTX and Alameda liquidated. No one at FTX or Alameda knew how much was spent and that FTX user funds had been used to save Alameda All the credit crunch did was expedite how quickly FTX/Alameda's frivolous spending would be found out. Caroline painted Alameda and FTX getting liquidated as a likely event rather than a tail event(which would've been helpful to know before they hired me...). It was also revealed at this time that Binance had stepped away from their deal to acquire FTX, citing that the hole in the balance sheet was too big to fill. 1:36 AM - Nov 15, 2022. Twitter Web App

Autism Capital @AutismCapital ⠀ UNCONFIRMED: An insider's account of the all-hands meeting where Caroline explained how Alameda lost its money. All-Hands meeting: At the all hands meeting, Caroline revealed the truth. A little over a year ago, FTX started spending a lot of money. Various investing shell companies set up w/ FTX or Alameda names were created, some known most unknown, that invested in various illiquid assets that no one in the firm or FTX knew about. FTX Ventures was a large money sink. These various illiquid assets were also money sinks. I think one of the investments was like 1bb on a crypto mining company that went bankrupt? Alameda had also bought out Binance's stake in FTX for-1-2bb. FTX was buying luxury apartments in the Bahamas, building an office in the Bahamas and then currently in the middle of building a newer, costlier office that would be in the shape of an F. Stadium naming rights, advertisements, endorsements also aren't cheap. It's important to note that at this point in time, none of the user funds had been touched and this had all come from mainly from Alameda loaning FTX money and being given FTT as collateral. Alameda was able to loan so much money to FTX partly because they just had a lot of money, but also because they had many loans themsevles from lenders such as Genesis. Getting loans at that time was generally pretty easy. There is where the hole in the balance sheet came from. Around 6 months ago, LUNA crashed to 0, sending reverberations across the crypto world as they wiped out -800bb in market value. Alameda didn't actually lose much money directly from Luna crashing. in fact they were probably net short at the time of the crash. However, the Luna crash caused many firms to become liquidated, the most notable one being 3 Arrows Capital (3AC). 3AC had taken out a ton of loans(see point above about loans being easy to get), and 3AC defaulting caused a lot of these loaners to go bankrupt. This event created what is known as the "credit crunch". In the credit crunch, many loaners suddenly recalled all of their loans just to see who was still liquid. Alameda lost a lot from giving out loans to firms who defaulted. Alameda was now also on the hook for money they didn't have, since they had given a lot of the loan money to FTX or had lost it loaning to now bankrupt counterparties. SBF had two choices at this point, let Alameda get liquidated or send user money from FTX to ensure Alameda's survival. As you read online, SBF chose the latter. From this point onwards, it was just a ticking time bomb before the truth was found out and both FTX and Alameda liquidated. No one at FTX or Alameda knew how much was spent and that FTX user funds had been used to save Alameda All the credit crunch did was expedite how quickly FTX/Alameda's frivolous spending would be found out. Caroline painted Alameda and FTX getting liquidated as a likely event rather than a tail event(which would've been helpful to know before they hired me...). It was also revealed at this time that Binance had stepped away from their deal to acquire FTX, citing that the hole in the balance sheet was too big to fill. 1:36 AM - Nov 15, 2022. Twitter Web App

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Caroline Ellison

Caroline @carolinecapital nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is 9:41 pm 5/4/2021 Twitter Web App ● . 385 Retweets 478 Quote Tweets 1,537 Likes

Caroline @carolinecapital nothing like regular amphetamine use to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal, non-medicated human experience is 9:41 pm 5/4/2021 Twitter Web App ● . 385 Retweets 478 Quote Tweets 1,537 Likes

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Yung Dot @vydamo_ One of these being Ox72. It just so happens that Ox72 owns Milady#241. Well, who is the proud owner of that? you guessed it. None other than Caroline. This beggers more questions than answers, but an interesting tidbit nonetheless. 8:42 PM. Nov 13, 2022. Twitter Web App 275 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 1,707 Likes 25 ⠀

Yung Dot @vydamo_ One of these being Ox72. It just so happens that Ox72 owns Milady#241. Well, who is the proud owner of that? you guessed it. None other than Caroline. This beggers more questions than answers, but an interesting tidbit nonetheless. 8:42 PM. Nov 13, 2022. Twitter Web App 275 Retweets 140 Quote Tweets 1,707 Likes 25 ⠀

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Caroline Ellison

worldoptimization Follow people of European ancestry are always idealizing the strong extended-family ties of people with Asian, etc ancestry and it's like bitch, your ancestors didn't embark on a world-changing experiment of dismantling traditional kinship structures in favor of neolocal residence, creating societies founded on impartial prosociality and paving the way for market economies and representative democracy, for you to wax lyrical about how sad it is that your grandparents are in a nursing home that you never visit #hbd cw 89 notes

worldoptimization Follow people of European ancestry are always idealizing the strong extended-family ties of people with Asian, etc ancestry and it's like bitch, your ancestors didn't embark on a world-changing experiment of dismantling traditional kinship structures in favor of neolocal residence, creating societies founded on impartial prosociality and paving the way for market economies and representative democracy, for you to wax lyrical about how sad it is that your grandparents are in a nursing home that you never visit #hbd cw 89 notes

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Caroline Ellison

nikhilesh guruprasad @excedrinenjoyer this is caroline ellison's tumblr - the alameda ceo. we love to see a jewish kween stan indian race science. worldoptimization Follow // cw: offensive, sorry I feel like part of me that is interested in HBD is the same part of me that loves personality types and "which character are you" quizzes: my brain just has a strong impulse to put people into categories there's a stereotype of racist people that they will like, assume any East Asian person speaks Chinese or something. I appreciate that HBD people are the exact opposite of that, and will like make fun of you for saying something about "Indians" without specifying province and caste because come on, the genetic differences there are massive #racism cw 9 notes 8:47 PM . Nov 12, 2022. Twitter Web App 98 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 1,164 Likes ㄹㅇㅁ ...

nikhilesh guruprasad @excedrinenjoyer this is caroline ellison's tumblr - the alameda ceo. we love to see a jewish kween stan indian race science. worldoptimization Follow // cw: offensive, sorry I feel like part of me that is interested in HBD is the same part of me that loves personality types and "which character are you" quizzes: my brain just has a strong impulse to put people into categories there's a stereotype of racist people that they will like, assume any East Asian person speaks Chinese or something. I appreciate that HBD people are the exact opposite of that, and will like make fun of you for saying something about "Indians" without specifying province and caste because come on, the genetic differences there are massive #racism cw 9 notes 8:47 PM . Nov 12, 2022. Twitter Web App 98 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 1,164 Likes ㄹㅇㅁ ...

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Bing Bong Equity Research @BingBongLLC Pete Davidson and Caroline are reportedly now dating !! 3:02 PM . Nov 14, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 174 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 3,005 Likes MALL THEIR

Bing Bong Equity Research @BingBongLLC Pete Davidson and Caroline are reportedly now dating !! 3:02 PM . Nov 14, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 174 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 3,005 Likes MALL THEIR

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Daniel @growing_daniel. Nov 14 Kinda messed up that people are being rude to that Caroline girl about her looks after she stole billions of dollars of peoples life savings probably leading to multiple suicides 120 577 8,866 소 Daniel @growing_daniel. Nov 14 I'm very worried that the misogynistic blowback against Caroline Ellison is going to stop other talented young women from entering the crypto space and running massive scams that ruin millions of lives 151 487 5,783

Daniel @growing_daniel. Nov 14 Kinda messed up that people are being rude to that Caroline girl about her looks after she stole billions of dollars of peoples life savings probably leading to multiple suicides 120 577 8,866 소 Daniel @growing_daniel. Nov 14 I'm very worried that the misogynistic blowback against Caroline Ellison is going to stop other talented young women from entering the crypto space and running massive scams that ruin millions of lives 151 487 5,783

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I WAS ALSO SOMEWHAT OF A "THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE" TRAD CORC H 1. AND I THINK I'VE MOVED AWAY FROM THAT A BIT THOUGH LESS DRAMATICALLY imgflip.com

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King @Oxgodking They got Caroline's tumblr n this mf had a gf application post worldoptimization Follow shameless self-promotion: if you're interested in dating me, or know anyone who might be a good fit, I am currently looking for people to date! Open to: irl dates in Hong Kong for the next month, irl dates in the Western Hemisphere starting in a month or so, zoom dates, email conversations, google docs, and probably other stuff. I think people's impressions of whether they'd be into me based on my tumblr are quite predictive. Maybe relevant info: • 26-year-old woman, straight • ultimately looking for a long-term monogamous relationship, but kinda open to whatever right now given that my location/life are somewhat in flux #personal 9:14 PM. Nov 12, 2022. Twitter for Android

King @Oxgodking They got Caroline's tumblr n this mf had a gf application post worldoptimization Follow shameless self-promotion: if you're interested in dating me, or know anyone who might be a good fit, I am currently looking for people to date! Open to: irl dates in Hong Kong for the next month, irl dates in the Western Hemisphere starting in a month or so, zoom dates, email conversations, google docs, and probably other stuff. I think people's impressions of whether they'd be into me based on my tumblr are quite predictive. Maybe relevant info: • 26-year-old woman, straight • ultimately looking for a long-term monogamous relationship, but kinda open to whatever right now given that my location/life are somewhat in flux #personal 9:14 PM. Nov 12, 2022. Twitter for Android

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