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GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

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>tfw Estonia

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

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Sweden pulls an hero

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Why ISIS Never Kidnaps BRs

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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They have so much in common

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

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America Can't Into Manual

I drives, I drives, I drives I drives, I drives, I drives! No, ll drive! Okay. You drive.

I drives, I drives, I drives I drives, I drives, I drives! No, ll drive! Okay. You drive.

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The joys of microstates.

Montenegro! Wake up! zzZz... what? Who say? is it me. ...GOD Serbia? You God? How? How vou no know God is Serb? You no listen mine turbofolk songs? Nobody listen yours turbofolk Serbia Is awful and ban by EU human lefts council Stupid haters. ...anyhow. I got have mission on you Montenegro! ...o mission. Greatly. Is mean work, is not? You sleep for almost century. You can work mission Still no enough sleep What if refuse? I invite Albania to next Yugoparty. l accept mission. - Great! Montenegro I need to you spy on EU. You no longer IlpHa「opa You Luxembourg: ㄇ冲! See? Yours old flag fit good perfect! Now go spy LATER Ist so great zhat ve, small bank nation no need to work like Big Bruder Germany but just slacking off and sleep, nein Luxemburg?

Montenegro! Wake up! zzZz... what? Who say? is it me. ...GOD Serbia? You God? How? How vou no know God is Serb? You no listen mine turbofolk songs? Nobody listen yours turbofolk Serbia Is awful and ban by EU human lefts council Stupid haters. ...anyhow. I got have mission on you Montenegro! ...o mission. Greatly. Is mean work, is not? You sleep for almost century. You can work mission Still no enough sleep What if refuse? I invite Albania to next Yugoparty. l accept mission. - Great! Montenegro I need to you spy on EU. You no longer IlpHa「opa You Luxembourg: ㄇ冲! See? Yours old flag fit good perfect! Now go spy LATER Ist so great zhat ve, small bank nation no need to work like Big Bruder Germany but just slacking off and sleep, nein Luxemburg?

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Dangerous Wildlife

hey australia why is your wildife so stupid yeah everything is trying to kill ou LIl oh no theres a shark in the loo again a dingo ate my baby qu'est-ce que tu shitcountry oh no my made of spiders crikey there has stingray in my dead das kängaroo ist geboingboing oh look is rain poisonous snakes mate im so bored of them taking the piss out of my wildlife i mean, its not even that bad yeah, could be worse

hey australia why is your wildife so stupid yeah everything is trying to kill ou LIl oh no theres a shark in the loo again a dingo ate my baby qu'est-ce que tu shitcountry oh no my made of spiders crikey there has stingray in my dead das kängaroo ist geboingboing oh look is rain poisonous snakes mate im so bored of them taking the piss out of my wildlife i mean, its not even that bad yeah, could be worse

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The Once and New King of Spain

2 Papá! Siesta? Siesta.

2 Papá! Siesta? Siesta.

Prepared for everything

n't kill me! Gimme the money now! Gimme the f-----' monev, vou b----- What do yuo of saying homie? f-

n't kill me! Gimme the money now! Gimme the f-----' monev, vou b----- What do yuo of saying homie? f-

A normal day in the life of Spain

A normal dav in the life of the Kingdom of Spain Dance like a monkey for tourist moneis Sugoi Sevilla tiene un coloh espesiah Siesta Wisely spend the hard-earned monies irn airports and corruption Pay the consequences Drink Rant and yell at foreigners. OUT YUO FILTHY PANCHITOS GO THE BACK TO YUOR JUNGLA AND BE THE TREE HUGGING THERE JOB-STEALING INDIOS DIDNT YUO WANTINGS THE NDEPENDENCIA FROM STRONK MPERIO ESPANO MAKE EL DRO FRANCO WE HEAD! YUO IS EL FIESTA! VAAAAMOOOOS CHAAVAAALEEEEESSS!!!! Start again

A normal dav in the life of the Kingdom of Spain Dance like a monkey for tourist moneis Sugoi Sevilla tiene un coloh espesiah Siesta Wisely spend the hard-earned monies irn airports and corruption Pay the consequences Drink Rant and yell at foreigners. OUT YUO FILTHY PANCHITOS GO THE BACK TO YUOR JUNGLA AND BE THE TREE HUGGING THERE JOB-STEALING INDIOS DIDNT YUO WANTINGS THE NDEPENDENCIA FROM STRONK MPERIO ESPANO MAKE EL DRO FRANCO WE HEAD! YUO IS EL FIESTA! VAAAAMOOOOS CHAAVAAALEEEEESSS!!!! Start again

I Blame Dilma

Then Brazil's Growth : t 7,5% Bāxï! Gleatest fliend! Have meeting in plan and celeblate gleat futule togethel iBrasil, you Te quiero, Brasil handsome y fuerte! Brasil Hey Brazil, ny closest buddie, want to lead a UN mission in Haiti? l is so proud! Brasil és so cool, Yo wish yo was Cisplatina agaiin i Ayuda Brasil, you So relevant y stronk! Mǎláixiyà, please canceling all my meets with Baxi Brazil's Growth: 0.3% Eww, what creep! ha ha you is diplomatic dwarT Yes, sil let he touch me in Patagonia Das WC was wunderbarlch partied wie 1939 r---- wink AM He crying EDILMA Just ignore him Bolívia iBrasil sucks, Independencia day of best day, Yo need leavings Mercosur! Tu não is son of me! (unless you still loan money, anything, I kind of desperate here)

Then Brazil's Growth : t 7,5% Bāxï! Gleatest fliend! Have meeting in plan and celeblate gleat futule togethel iBrasil, you Te quiero, Brasil handsome y fuerte! Brasil Hey Brazil, ny closest buddie, want to lead a UN mission in Haiti? l is so proud! Brasil és so cool, Yo wish yo was Cisplatina agaiin i Ayuda Brasil, you So relevant y stronk! Mǎláixiyà, please canceling all my meets with Baxi Brazil's Growth: 0.3% Eww, what creep! ha ha you is diplomatic dwarT Yes, sil let he touch me in Patagonia Das WC was wunderbarlch partied wie 1939 r---- wink AM He crying EDILMA Just ignore him Bolívia iBrasil sucks, Independencia day of best day, Yo need leavings Mercosur! Tu não is son of me! (unless you still loan money, anything, I kind of desperate here)

how you of likings hat america/oo peru cant be your hat brazil, hes south of you who says north up is? direction is what percieve! I say north south can not up down into! but if south is up... what is down? could it be? am a monster

how you of likings hat america/oo peru cant be your hat brazil, hes south of you who says north up is? direction is what percieve! I say north south can not up down into! but if south is up... what is down? could it be? am a monster

How Poland sees Poland How World sees Poland Pleaze gib Kurwa! work! How Worid sees USA How USA sees USA 'Murica k Yeah! Freedom Motherf kers! How England sees England How World sees England A cup of tea, my dear? A cup of tea, my dear? How Italy sees Italy How World sees Italy FASHION Mamma Mia! How Germany sees Germany How World sees Gemany SIEG HEIL Prost! How World sees Canada How Canada sees Canada Sorry! How World sees Greece How Greece sees Greece Pleaze gib EYPQ.. How World sees Austria How Austria sees Austria That's not a knife THIS is a knife! How World sees Japan How Japan sees Japan How Portugal sees Portugal How World sees Portugal Hola Olá How China sees China How World sees China How Russia sees Russia How World sees Russia 09

How Poland sees Poland How World sees Poland Pleaze gib Kurwa! work! How Worid sees USA How USA sees USA 'Murica k Yeah! Freedom Motherf kers! How England sees England How World sees England A cup of tea, my dear? A cup of tea, my dear? How Italy sees Italy How World sees Italy FASHION Mamma Mia! How Germany sees Germany How World sees Gemany SIEG HEIL Prost! How World sees Canada How Canada sees Canada Sorry! How World sees Greece How Greece sees Greece Pleaze gib EYPQ.. How World sees Austria How Austria sees Austria That's not a knife THIS is a knife! How World sees Japan How Japan sees Japan How Portugal sees Portugal How World sees Portugal Hola Olá How China sees China How World sees China How Russia sees Russia How World sees Russia 09

Playing it Safe

bunga bunga yay lets go do drink fun time and sexy sex and the drugs and rock plus roll hookers also cocaine honhonhon bonjour mademoiselle i canta wait yes to is fun happy good time guys yipee woO stop is not can

bunga bunga yay lets go do drink fun time and sexy sex and the drugs and rock plus roll hookers also cocaine honhonhon bonjour mademoiselle i canta wait yes to is fun happy good time guys yipee woO stop is not can

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Walawaani friend! Greetings I say, this is beautiful land Is it yours? Friend, land belong to all Earth creatures Hhhmmm This land is my land. Pardon.

Walawaani friend! Greetings I say, this is beautiful land Is it yours? Friend, land belong to all Earth creatures Hhhmmm This land is my land. Pardon.

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llha Formoia ti 囗囗 Unify!

llha Formoia ti 囗囗 Unify!

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YAY finally Estonia can into euromoniez!!1 YAY another victim to make payings of our debts! YAY! 毛 oh noez Estonia felt for the trap

YAY finally Estonia can into euromoniez!!1 YAY another victim to make payings of our debts! YAY! 毛 oh noez Estonia felt for the trap

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America, why do yuo never removing yuor sunglasses? I've tried, but they just don't come off Maybe l'm cursed or something I not believing yuo I'll give you a dollar if you can get them off and keep them off Whaa..

America, why do yuo never removing yuor sunglasses? I've tried, but they just don't come off Maybe l'm cursed or something I not believing yuo I'll give you a dollar if you can get them off and keep them off Whaa..

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Communism in a nutshell

Communism are s---! Is have no food to eating! Am poor! No free! WHERE IS THE EQUALITY?! But all you are equal. All poor and miserable.

Communism are s---! Is have no food to eating! Am poor! No free! WHERE IS THE EQUALITY?! But all you are equal. All poor and miserable.

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