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Retrieve stolen TM from Team Rocket; never give it back to original owner
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Somebody beat the champion? I'll be there immediately.
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
You want Mudkip? I ate him
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Oaks advice...who the fuck needs a fishing rod in a cave
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
This is my grandson, he's my only family member in this town; what was his name again?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
You choose Charmander, my grandson chooses Squirtle; Bulbasaur stays on my desk forever
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Monsters in you balls; not just an STD
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Ash! Take this Pikachu! But warning: 13 years later when there are 649 Pokemon, Team Rocket will still stalk you for your goddamn Pikachu!
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Richest person in world; still live with mother
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Treat you Pokemon with love and care; keep them in tiny balls and only let them out to fight
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
This Gym Leader's pokemon are weak to water types; but, hey, just use your strongest not like it matters
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Douchebag? My grandson is named douchebag?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Invite 10 year olds to your "lab"; offer them balls
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
I came when i heard you beat the elite four
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Catch all 493 Pokemon; only use 6
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Shitballz? My grandson's name is shitballz?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
In the millenia that humanity has existed, we've found 150 Pokemon. Within the first 5 years of your journey, Ash, we've discovered about 350 more
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Don't ride your bike indoors, I will find out immediately
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Is your mother still single? Go catch every Pokemon in the world
Professor Oak / Advice Oak
Hey! Step away from that tall grass! Don't you know it's dangerous to walk fifteen feet away from your house?
Professor Oak / Advice Oak