Sean Matuszak

About

Sean Matuszak is a meme created by 4chan when one man in an attempt to prove that he knew these three women, engaging in erotic acts, posted a year book picture of them circling out the three young women. however Sean was the more noticed person in the picture with his bright smile making you feel warm inside. off this picture came large amount of fame for the boy becoming known as a god of /b/ and hero of the internet.

Origin

On August 23rd 2008, a member of 4chan, who posted a large amount of photos of teenage girls performing erotic acts, tried to prove that he knew them however other members didn't believe him. In an attempt to prove them wrong, posted an image of his year book photo with all three girls.

The member thinking that 4chan would praise him for his wonderful discovery, had his plan backfire when 4chan instead noticed something different lurking in the picture.

From that moment on, Sean was revered as a god by many as people began to show appreciation by giving him offerings.

Poetry

While trying to discover more about Sean, /b/ discovered that he was an huge halo fan which he wrote a poem about it to which,unsurprisingly was thought of as a piece of excellent literature.

HALO

I think I’ll pwn me some noobs
So I pick up my controller
And play as a MJOLNIR clad soldier

I’m in a CTF on Headlong
So I jump in my Warthog
Fly into your base
And get a splatter when I drive over your face

Now I’ve got your Flag
Cause you missed with your frag
And get to my base for the score

It’s the next round
Protecting my flag
With dead Spartans around
Killed them all with a mag

The timer’s reached zero
And I am the hero
As you sit there sore
Because of the gore
I have done unto your team
Don’t try to insult me you noob

The timer’s reached zero
And I am an hero
As you sit there sore
Because of the gore
I have done unto your team
Don’t try to insult me you noob

By: Sean Matuszak

This further made the minds of 4chan members explode because now not only did they realise that he was a god, but a poetic genius as well.

Religion

/b/ in further amazement decided to create a religion in the honour of Sean which was caused an argument of whether the new-found religion should be called Seanism or Matuszakianity. It was eventually decided that they would do whatever they could to keep peace as they thought that would not be what Sean wanted of his followers

Letter To His School

To further achieve greatness. A member of /b/ sent a letter to the school telling them about the thread that caused the discovery of /b/'s lord and saviour, using the three girls as the reason for the letter. the letter was never replied to but /b/ still hope to recieve a reply.
The letter is as follows

To Whom It May Concern:
I regret to inform you that three of your students, either current or former, have been involved in lewd/illegal activity outside of school. It is not known when this activity occurred, but recently it has come to our attention in the community that Brittany Shaeffer, Jordan Marx, and Emily Whitman were photographed (possibly by themselves) consuming alcohol, and fully nude in sexually suggestive poses, even engaging in opened-mouth kissing with one another. A video even exists of one of the girls masturbating on home webcam.
As painful it is for me to write that, I cannot believe that the administration hasn’t yet taken action, and I cannot in good conscience continue to allow my child to continue to attend your school. This sort of behavior is unacceptable for anyone, especially minors. Where are this girl’s parents? Someone needs to step in and take action. I’m sure Fox News would be very interested in hearing about this.
Have a nice day.
-A Concerned Parent

Images

Photoshops of Sean's Face began to surface on the internet here are just a few of his photos

Clothing

Even Clothing was made with Sean's face, being sold at Cafepress