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Shower Orange / Eating Oranges In the Shower
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Shower Orange / Eating Oranges In the Shower
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Shower Orange / Eating Oranges In the Shower
"Have you ever eaten a orange in the shower?"
![[deleted] - 8 yr. ago edited 8 yr. ago Ok so this is going to sound real weird... but here it goes. In 2005 at BeachBreak, Camp Darby Italy. On a club beyond youth trip my male councilor told me something I would never forget. He said "PHOTON_BANDIT, would you like to know the most liberating, carnal, and best feel good thing you can ever experience is?" Of course I said yes. "Have you ever eaten a orange in the shower?" "no... no i havent" "Well just think about it PHOTON_BANDIT. Tearing apart a cold fresh orange with your bare hands, just letting the juices run over your body. Not worrying if your going to get sticky, or anything. Just ripping it in half, and tearing into it with your teeth like a savage cannibal who hasnt eaten in a week! Yes PHOTON_BANDIT, this is the most carnal, ferocious, liberating thing a man can do" And from that day forward, I start my mornings with an orange in the shower. EDIT: ok i know this is overplayed, but thanks for the gold! its my first EDIT2: ok so apparently there is a subreddit for this now! http://www.reddit.com/r/ShowerOrange/ 5.4k Share ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/546/842/e3d.jpg)
![[deleted] - 8 yr. ago edited 8 yr. ago Ok so this is going to sound real weird... but here it goes. In 2005 at BeachBreak, Camp Darby Italy. On a club beyond youth trip my male councilor told me something I would never forget. He said "PHOTON_BANDIT, would you like to know the most liberating, carnal, and best feel good thing you can ever experience is?" Of course I said yes. "Have you ever eaten a orange in the shower?" "no... no i havent" "Well just think about it PHOTON_BANDIT. Tearing apart a cold fresh orange with your bare hands, just letting the juices run over your body. Not worrying if your going to get sticky, or anything. Just ripping it in half, and tearing into it with your teeth like a savage cannibal who hasnt eaten in a week! Yes PHOTON_BANDIT, this is the most carnal, ferocious, liberating thing a man can do" And from that day forward, I start my mornings with an orange in the shower. EDIT: ok i know this is overplayed, but thanks for the gold! its my first EDIT2: ok so apparently there is a subreddit for this now! http://www.reddit.com/r/ShowerOrange/ 5.4k Share ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/546/842/e3d.jpg)
Shower Orange / Eating Oranges In the Shower
