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Lamar Strikes Again

Anonymous (ID: GSE521m3) 07/22/14(Tue)01:59:04 No.558025564558026342 2>558030095558032981 558017237 Lamar strikes again. Lamar is about 35 years old, and as such, he's been an internet oldfag for the longest time. I found out just how much about two weeks after this. >Get a new IP phone contract for a Fashion Bug distro center. They go total overkill and get enough equipment for 2000 phones. Jesus. >The equipment was delivered to the site, but still needed to be set-up >This has disaster written all over it. >Naturally, send out Lamar and a few heavy lifters >They get there, and begin to set-up >Lamar seems content to chill on the phone with me while he barks orders at the others. >N------ gunna nig. >As they set-up, I just push out configs to the routers and the monster switch-stack and talk to Lamar >He tells me about how his brother tried to kill someone with a wheelbarrow >Fascinating Finally at last step. All that needs to be done is plug IP phones into the huge BlackBox grid switch panel >Lamar dismisses the others, says he'll do this himself. >Tell him bye and let him work. One by one, a ton of phones register to our call manager Lamar calls back "Ay, man. I'm done here. Everything cool on your end?" >Yep >"Map that s---. See if it seems familiar." M'kay >He laughs and hangs up >Map the ports to a virtual grid for documenting. Weird. Why are the port numbers so spread out? >No >You f------ did not do this. Only a couple of the ports were needed, and they were in a pattern >The pattern said. "Roody-poo >F------ Lamar

Anonymous (ID: GSE521m3) 07/22/14(Tue)01:59:04 No.558025564558026342 2>558030095558032981 558017237 Lamar strikes again. Lamar is about 35 years old, and as such, he's been an internet oldfag for the longest time. I found out just how much about two weeks after this. >Get a new IP phone contract for a Fashion Bug distro center. They go total overkill and get enough equipment for 2000 phones. Jesus. >The equipment was delivered to the site, but still needed to be set-up >This has disaster written all over it. >Naturally, send out Lamar and a few heavy lifters >They get there, and begin to set-up >Lamar seems content to chill on the phone with me while he barks orders at the others. >N------ gunna nig. >As they set-up, I just push out configs to the routers and the monster switch-stack and talk to Lamar >He tells me about how his brother tried to kill someone with a wheelbarrow >Fascinating Finally at last step. All that needs to be done is plug IP phones into the huge BlackBox grid switch panel >Lamar dismisses the others, says he'll do this himself. >Tell him bye and let him work. One by one, a ton of phones register to our call manager Lamar calls back "Ay, man. I'm done here. Everything cool on your end?" >Yep >"Map that s---. See if it seems familiar." M'kay >He laughs and hangs up >Map the ports to a virtual grid for documenting. Weird. Why are the port numbers so spread out? >No >You f------ did not do this. Only a couple of the ports were needed, and they were in a pattern >The pattern said. "Roody-poo >F------ Lamar

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Lamar Begins

O Anonymous ID GEE 07/22/14(Tue 01:09:23 №55801723ひー5580 1880822558 1929122558020459一558021 8 10 >>cc80 2312 AER 64 s58034735 Let me tell you about Lamar the dispatch technician >Work for network contracting company >A Tripp-lite network UPS for a pharmacy out in NC is throwing some automated email alerts >S--- Call site and see what's up They say the UPS is smoking some. One of the battery packs seems ready to burst >Double s--- >Have site staff unplug it and move network gear to a powerstrip for time being It's obviously broken, but we need to prove the issue before Tripp-lite will replace it. >Send a tech out to test the UPS. >When he gets there, he calls me. >"Hey, Anon. How do I test this thing?" >Wot. Who trained you? Who are you? Trained? And Im Lamar. So, we gunna test this thing?" >Sounds like a n------. >F---. Ok >Begin slow process of telling him what to do over phone. It slowly becomes a spectator thing, as people come to my cube to listen >"Okay, It's plugged in.I think Ive got the volt meter in wrong, tho- Loud pop, then phone goes dead Alerts flood in, one for every bit of network gear going down, then more for all of them going back up a second later >Everyone sits there, stunned. >Did this n----- just electrocute himself and die? >Another alert email comes in a moment later. >It's listed as a 911 call. >You could hear a pin drop in the room >He's dead Jim. >Just as I get up to tell my manager that a family is probably going to cash in on some life insurance, the phone rings >Pick it up, expecting the worst. >A slurred voice comes through. "Heyyy, Anon. I'm gud here, but damn n---- your s---'s broke. >Silent >All at once, a whole room of sides transcend the mortal plane to join the gods of old After that, I ALWAYS picked Lamar when I needed to send a technician somewhere.

O Anonymous ID GEE 07/22/14(Tue 01:09:23 №55801723ひー5580 1880822558 1929122558020459一558021 8 10 >>cc80 2312 AER 64 s58034735 Let me tell you about Lamar the dispatch technician >Work for network contracting company >A Tripp-lite network UPS for a pharmacy out in NC is throwing some automated email alerts >S--- Call site and see what's up They say the UPS is smoking some. One of the battery packs seems ready to burst >Double s--- >Have site staff unplug it and move network gear to a powerstrip for time being It's obviously broken, but we need to prove the issue before Tripp-lite will replace it. >Send a tech out to test the UPS. >When he gets there, he calls me. >"Hey, Anon. How do I test this thing?" >Wot. Who trained you? Who are you? Trained? And Im Lamar. So, we gunna test this thing?" >Sounds like a n------. >F---. Ok >Begin slow process of telling him what to do over phone. It slowly becomes a spectator thing, as people come to my cube to listen >"Okay, It's plugged in.I think Ive got the volt meter in wrong, tho- Loud pop, then phone goes dead Alerts flood in, one for every bit of network gear going down, then more for all of them going back up a second later >Everyone sits there, stunned. >Did this n----- just electrocute himself and die? >Another alert email comes in a moment later. >It's listed as a 911 call. >You could hear a pin drop in the room >He's dead Jim. >Just as I get up to tell my manager that a family is probably going to cash in on some life insurance, the phone rings >Pick it up, expecting the worst. >A slurred voice comes through. "Heyyy, Anon. I'm gud here, but damn n---- your s---'s broke. >Silent >All at once, a whole room of sides transcend the mortal plane to join the gods of old After that, I ALWAYS picked Lamar when I needed to send a technician somewhere.

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The anon that couldn't hook up in a waifu simulator

guys i only have 3 months left in persona 3 i still havent even started romancing any of the girls i assumed it would just happen. did i miss it or something? yukari wont even talk to me until i upgrade my charm which i dont know how to do and aigis is still unca apable of . Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)1344 51 No 254219705 .- Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)1346 07 No 254219947 ▶ms422084 s 07/21/14(Mon)13 42 28 No 254219395 44 KB File: minato manly ing (48 KB, 473x685) ONLY THE DEAD CAN KIOW PEACE FRO like 80% through a 70 hour game Still doesn't have a grasp of the basic mechanics How do you dress yourself in the morning anon? Start S Linking like the fist of the north star THIS EVIL get p---- in a waifu Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:43 37 No.254219558 2542198 ACADEMICS Above CHARM i maxed out kaz kenji and the band nerd i really am going to miss it arent i is game really is just like life , you know that? f------ hell Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 49 09 No 254220216 魅78 254220364 File: Untitled ong (1.49 MB, 1920x1080) OKAY F--- HERE I AM IN THE GAME HOW DOIGET A GIRLFREIND NI COURAGE File: Untitled png (35 KB, 673x369) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:52.32 No 254220598Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13.54 21 No 254220810 227 KB, 793x736) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 55 04 No 254220910、 254221402 You're goofd GIVE Well you're not getting Yukani, Fuuka, or Mitsuru on this playthrough with stats like that Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 55 45 No 254221000 >>25422132"254221329-S4221 407 >>25422300S (240 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 58 33 No 254221323、M254221402 e been ive been singing at the goddamn kareoke bar man Well you can't get any girl from SEES that's for sure Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:02:37 No 254221856 22254222224 22254222372 1399820847279 png (534 KB, 598x512) too little, too late? please kill me Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:57 49 No 254221234 File: taging oundam pilot ipg (109 KB, 599x780) 254221495 2542210翌>-254222301 H-he's just saving himself for Aigis! He can still waifu Aigis. He's got time?! RIGHT?1 RIGHT?1 ANON THIS IS SERIOUS HOW MANY HOURS ARE YOU IN IF EVERYTHING FAILS DATE CHIHIRO YOU JUST CANT FINISH THE GAME WITHOUT A WAIFU THIS IS JUST WRONG s 07/21/14(Mon)13:59:08 No 254221402トー2S42215SZ222S42218702-2S4222132222S422300S s 07/21/14(Mon)13 59 51 No 254221495 File: Untitled ong (316 KB, 1920x1080) He'd be better off without a waifu if that's his only option i spent hours grinding in that f------ tower i mean, at least i started her, right? shes kinda cute i guess 379128 Yen Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14 03:06 No 254221932 25422205오 I came here to laugh at you i picked up this game because my life is s--- and i wanted a good waifu but no, apparently im too DSP-teir to have even a virtual GF Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14 10 45 No 25422300 File: otaconí1 ing (22 KB, 475x267) 07/21/14(Mon)14 06.20 No 254222372リ-254222582 w254223865 L Fille: yuna_nope.gf (482 KB, 384x288) EVERYONE STOP THE THREAD RIGHT F------ NOW WE NEED TO HELP THIS ANON TO GET SOME ANIME P---- THIS IS TRULY IMPORTANT Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:05: 10 No.254222187トー25422243.-254223005 im really upset here. i put like a week and a half into playing this TELL ME THE FEMALE S LINK WITH THE HIGHEST RANK 07:53 No 254222583 Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:11:08 No.254223046 File: finished iog (15 KB, 185x268) Yuko Please tell me there's a plan B for this anon Anonymous 0721/14(Mon)14: 13:53 No. 254223474 25422354 anon? operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigs i think i like her better 07/21/14 Mon 14:17:15 No 254223953 File: Untitled png (98 KB, 1920x1080) -254224140 2S42 4213 -2S 224310, 25422435. 25422435) 25422464& OKAY HERE WE ARE Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:18:32 No.254224140254224374 s 07/21/14(Mon)14:21:50 No 254224635 le: 1365650308725 ipg (138 KB, 463x634) tory PLV40 SUBALLY INCOMPETENT PLAY TIME 29 hr som EASY Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:19:54 No. 254224350 Fille: 140591460 1792 jpg (4 KB, 184x184) NO DATA 3 NO DATA Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:19:56 No 254224357 NO DATA ● Save where? Easy HOLY F------ S---. NO HOPE Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:21:55 No.254224648 22254224208 Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon) 14 26 35 No 254225287 gif (1.77 HYYY that pic this badOu f--- BREAD 29,50 hours I wanna 0 anon On the bright side, the game lasts at least 60 to 80 hours so you have plenty of time to pick a waifu, I think DEFCON 5 is canceled, guise operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigis i think i like her better 07/21/14(Mon)1420:04 No 254224374 yes im outclassed by f------ ken and shinji i made my guy healer. shinji and aigus are damage and ken is support operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigs i think i like her better 07/21 14(Mon)14:26:00 No 254225214 File 22s422s4162,25422sss8235422ssa:as4225 21 253 KB, 1167x879) to blow all my money at ive already pushed up to the barnier so ive got 9 days before i have to kill monsters again

guys i only have 3 months left in persona 3 i still havent even started romancing any of the girls i assumed it would just happen. did i miss it or something? yukari wont even talk to me until i upgrade my charm which i dont know how to do and aigis is still unca apable of . Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)1344 51 No 254219705 .- Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)1346 07 No 254219947 ▶ms422084 s 07/21/14(Mon)13 42 28 No 254219395 44 KB File: minato manly ing (48 KB, 473x685) ONLY THE DEAD CAN KIOW PEACE FRO like 80% through a 70 hour game Still doesn't have a grasp of the basic mechanics How do you dress yourself in the morning anon? Start S Linking like the fist of the north star THIS EVIL get p---- in a waifu Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:43 37 No.254219558 2542198 ACADEMICS Above CHARM i maxed out kaz kenji and the band nerd i really am going to miss it arent i is game really is just like life , you know that? f------ hell Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 49 09 No 254220216 魅78 254220364 File: Untitled ong (1.49 MB, 1920x1080) OKAY F--- HERE I AM IN THE GAME HOW DOIGET A GIRLFREIND NI COURAGE File: Untitled png (35 KB, 673x369) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:52.32 No 254220598Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13.54 21 No 254220810 227 KB, 793x736) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 55 04 No 254220910、 254221402 You're goofd GIVE Well you're not getting Yukani, Fuuka, or Mitsuru on this playthrough with stats like that Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 55 45 No 254221000 >>25422132"254221329-S4221 407 >>25422300S (240 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13 58 33 No 254221323、M254221402 e been ive been singing at the goddamn kareoke bar man Well you can't get any girl from SEES that's for sure Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:02:37 No 254221856 22254222224 22254222372 1399820847279 png (534 KB, 598x512) too little, too late? please kill me Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)13:57 49 No 254221234 File: taging oundam pilot ipg (109 KB, 599x780) 254221495 2542210翌>-254222301 H-he's just saving himself for Aigis! He can still waifu Aigis. He's got time?! RIGHT?1 RIGHT?1 ANON THIS IS SERIOUS HOW MANY HOURS ARE YOU IN IF EVERYTHING FAILS DATE CHIHIRO YOU JUST CANT FINISH THE GAME WITHOUT A WAIFU THIS IS JUST WRONG s 07/21/14(Mon)13:59:08 No 254221402トー2S42215SZ222S42218702-2S4222132222S422300S s 07/21/14(Mon)13 59 51 No 254221495 File: Untitled ong (316 KB, 1920x1080) He'd be better off without a waifu if that's his only option i spent hours grinding in that f------ tower i mean, at least i started her, right? shes kinda cute i guess 379128 Yen Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14 03:06 No 254221932 25422205오 I came here to laugh at you i picked up this game because my life is s--- and i wanted a good waifu but no, apparently im too DSP-teir to have even a virtual GF Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14 10 45 No 25422300 File: otaconí1 ing (22 KB, 475x267) 07/21/14(Mon)14 06.20 No 254222372リ-254222582 w254223865 L Fille: yuna_nope.gf (482 KB, 384x288) EVERYONE STOP THE THREAD RIGHT F------ NOW WE NEED TO HELP THIS ANON TO GET SOME ANIME P---- THIS IS TRULY IMPORTANT Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:05: 10 No.254222187トー25422243.-254223005 im really upset here. i put like a week and a half into playing this TELL ME THE FEMALE S LINK WITH THE HIGHEST RANK 07:53 No 254222583 Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:11:08 No.254223046 File: finished iog (15 KB, 185x268) Yuko Please tell me there's a plan B for this anon Anonymous 0721/14(Mon)14: 13:53 No. 254223474 25422354 anon? operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigs i think i like her better 07/21/14 Mon 14:17:15 No 254223953 File: Untitled png (98 KB, 1920x1080) -254224140 2S42 4213 -2S 224310, 25422435. 25422435) 25422464& OKAY HERE WE ARE Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:18:32 No.254224140254224374 s 07/21/14(Mon)14:21:50 No 254224635 le: 1365650308725 ipg (138 KB, 463x634) tory PLV40 SUBALLY INCOMPETENT PLAY TIME 29 hr som EASY Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:19:54 No. 254224350 Fille: 140591460 1792 jpg (4 KB, 184x184) NO DATA 3 NO DATA Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:19:56 No 254224357 NO DATA ● Save where? Easy HOLY F------ S---. NO HOPE Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon)14:21:55 No.254224648 22254224208 Anonymous 07/21/14(Mon) 14 26 35 No 254225287 gif (1.77 HYYY that pic this badOu f--- BREAD 29,50 hours I wanna 0 anon On the bright side, the game lasts at least 60 to 80 hours so you have plenty of time to pick a waifu, I think DEFCON 5 is canceled, guise operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigis i think i like her better 07/21/14(Mon)1420:04 No 254224374 yes im outclassed by f------ ken and shinji i made my guy healer. shinji and aigus are damage and ken is support operation get some delicious brown ass or maybe aigs i think i like her better 07/21 14(Mon)14:26:00 No 254225214 File 22s422s4162,25422sss8235422ssa:as4225 21 253 KB, 1167x879) to blow all my money at ive already pushed up to the barnier so ive got 9 days before i have to kill monsters again

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E File: CG00000.png (932 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:23:34 No.33013486 [Reply]33013535 What would sex with an Elf feel like? From a purely roleplaying aspect, of course Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:25:46 No.33013535333013560 33013486 (OP) Not much different from sex with a human woman of the same build. Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:27:17 No.33013560 2233013577 l see And how would that feel, exactly? Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:28:05 No.33013577 33013560 I wouldn't know

E File: CG00000.png (932 KB, 1024x576) Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:23:34 No.33013486 [Reply]33013535 What would sex with an Elf feel like? From a purely roleplaying aspect, of course Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:25:46 No.33013535333013560 33013486 (OP) Not much different from sex with a human woman of the same build. Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:27:17 No.33013560 2233013577 l see And how would that feel, exactly? Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)01:28:05 No.33013577 33013560 I wouldn't know

Anonymous (ID: rZdolbSK) 02/26/13(Tue)01:26:09 No.461379624 Replies 461380000 461380835 >>461381180 >461385459>461385674>>461386293>461386515 461387057 >>461387097 461387517 461387557461387985 461389606461391471 >461392045 >>461393092 >>461393459>461399603 >>461400218 >>461405045 >461405838 461405907 At what age did you grow out of metal, /b/? Anonymous (ID: jWEnkT Shut the f--- up and m Anonymous (ID: Heaven >461397269>461402130>46 File: 1361860090602.gif-( Anonymous (ID: 5diT5XUn) 02/26/13(Tue)03:16:53 No.4613 461402964 File: 1361866613427.jpg-(107 KB, 600x800, 0226130112a.jp OP is a f-----, I still listen to metal

Anonymous (ID: rZdolbSK) 02/26/13(Tue)01:26:09 No.461379624 Replies 461380000 461380835 >>461381180 >461385459>461385674>>461386293>461386515 461387057 >>461387097 461387517 461387557461387985 461389606461391471 >461392045 >>461393092 >>461393459>461399603 >>461400218 >>461405045 >461405838 461405907 At what age did you grow out of metal, /b/? Anonymous (ID: jWEnkT Shut the f--- up and m Anonymous (ID: Heaven >461397269>461402130>46 File: 1361860090602.gif-( Anonymous (ID: 5diT5XUn) 02/26/13(Tue)03:16:53 No.4613 461402964 File: 1361866613427.jpg-(107 KB, 600x800, 0226130112a.jp OP is a f-----, I still listen to metal

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American Dad in a Nutshell

Anonymous 03/30/14(Sun)19:33 UTC-4 No.60358769 Replies:ー60358885 File: 1396222385703.ipg-(33 KB, 251x242, 1388710176176.jpg) 60359046 Every American Dad is the same. >Stan does thing STAN WHY DO YOU THING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THING "top lel I don't care the next day "OH NO I NOW HAVE TO LIVE LIFE AS THE THING I MADE FUN OF wacky hijinx >Stan changes back episode ends and Stan doesn't learn anything

Anonymous 03/30/14(Sun)19:33 UTC-4 No.60358769 Replies:ー60358885 File: 1396222385703.ipg-(33 KB, 251x242, 1388710176176.jpg) 60359046 Every American Dad is the same. >Stan does thing STAN WHY DO YOU THING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THING "top lel I don't care the next day "OH NO I NOW HAVE TO LIVE LIFE AS THE THING I MADE FUN OF wacky hijinx >Stan changes back episode ends and Stan doesn't learn anything

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I didnt expect these feels ;_;

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He tells my dad that he wil be painting his house starting in a few days, and ha would lave to hava ma leam my lesson by painting the house for a few days with him My dad thinks that it's a great idea and makes me do t So the next morning i fnd mysef up at 7 00 painting a big ald house with some guy who hates me we part unti around 1200 when he say51 can come n tr lunch enter his house and he maloes 5and ches or 50m e sht. as i start to eat them a door opens behind me and gn my age ertes ㅲ She h medium blond hair and walks with her head down lie shù was al aya闯al y sad or s methin I say helo 10 her, which in urn she mum is halo back to me An waysi tish my sand ich and had hame for the day When i get back home i ask my parents about that girl and they tell me a pretty sad story Anonymous 0206/13 Frリ17 79790344 >>79700372 22 9790 A! 쯔7970041 22 9790616 >stm0952 e next day i went back to pant, during lunch i tried wanted to do semathing aher i finishad painting She s i finiahed painting went there Already at Anonymous 020w13Fn)17: 79790952 22797910 22792914 0042 lunch we wabchad some more cartoons, during this i asked har what she does e didnt realy h headng to leave she came up to me he asked whether : would come back 3gan·andi 529d 5ure. not realy thnking about rt i didn't come back the naxt day bacause i wanted to play with my trienda, i didnt coma back until 5 days atar she askad Anotrymous 02/0B/13Fr1 19 No 79791400 2279791489 22T9T91686 22771816 2279792254 227T92275 preforming a--- on god at the moment of creation Sa when i do go to her house her dad answers the door and says that everyday this week when she wake up she would ask Has ano came yet wWhich i fet pretty f------ awul about. So when i did go up to She says atle kid i hated taking madcine so i instantly le gets So we head back when it gets dark and she asks whether i would come again, i say sure since i actually has some fun with her. So i come back the next day and we do something similar. Ok so lets speed things up. I want to her house baaically ance to twice a wask for the nexa couple of yaars. She was actually a realy ceol parson, she took up model building sinca sha was alone moat of the tima and she would make these fuckng msssrve models of places she 531d she warted to see ik e Pans WB5hir er New yok So rothi g too i portant happen unti andia stwyys rer er ber the exact dote July 4th 1999 I was in the summer af 5th grade and about to be in midde school, which meant i would probably see her less, since she was homeschooled. So were catching frelies and putting them imo jars like every kid does, and ts tiad So baing the 4th of July there's some awesome fireworks we can see trom the feld. So we sit naxt to each ather and start watching ts actually really great reworks this year and remember thinking twas just the coolast thing in the wald However she isn' even looking at the Srewarks, she's staing at me with a smle in her face Since 10 year old me is mare clueless 1 35k het 740thng anon-she says with bg 5mie and then tums to wstch the freworks Nothing happens for bout 30 mutes Once sgain im s harem MC, and im only stated to get interested in females Zor 1 worry s only 20 or me now -dav so i dent know how to take this. We kinda it in quiet her holding my hand until the freworks finally des down Suddenly she tuns to me and asks whether i would stalst her when got to middle school l said of course ‘ would but it would be harder tr me We sit i' qust a ain tor ten more minutes she stil holding my hand Then she tums to me again and asks me something along the ines of Anon, when we both get alder, will you mary meIget realy red and stammer out "w what" She has this sad look it her eyes and quickly replies f you dont want to that's fne" She was realy oute, actualy she was, so i thought about it for a second and then said "Sure" She smiled a massive smle and said that she was gonna go home for tha day at least i didn't get a locket fom her So i started middle schoal and found time to see het about ance a week She was aways neally happy to see me, and since she was sealy cute, it was f------ awesome for a middle school kid Nathing realy romantic happened for these years, but every once in a whle she would remind me of my promise to mary her. Other then that i spent my middle school like a mormaltag i even had a few girthiends that i mever told har about Anyway 8th grade ended and i stated highschool. I quit my spans team i did in middle school so i bund mai숱 time ater school and i started she started to um gow around this time, i was stil happy Around this time she stopped reminding me of that promise, and eventuaily it forgot about it grade 10th juat drunk So now we have two girls, ill call the chidhood daredere Nagisa and the ather one NTR. Sa i met NTR and 10th grade and we bacame tiands to sum t up she asked me out to the end of the year dance and we started dating I lost my w-card to her be n and we were pretty seriaus. Nagisa seemed... ok with this at frst she didnt even bring up the promi wasnt a harem MC grada when i found Anonymous 0208/13Fn)18 39 No 79796675 쯔797yun NTR back a bt. NTR took i would often ind myself going whole weeks without seeing her, whenever i howwwar she would be beyond happy so i triad to make as much time as pasaibla to mast her. I laamed atarwords that whan i ddnt come for a whol weak, sha would somatimas spand the antire in tears. When i did spend t night, which wouild slways be shut down slump, and things go back to nomal between us. Senior year come time with nagisa Sanior year ends year stans Ind mysef watching the finaworks with when she burns to me and out of the blue asks "Hey anon, do you remember the promise we made when puts her head down, and tries ǐ fever thought sha was serious about that pornse thou te about ho. bad NTR must've made har fael So i s vallowed, and then iad that ' would stil many hat Her taca lit up with massive smle and sh, got redder then best She turns 3rund so cant 5ee her face. and 3585 "Then wil' you kiss me? lang touched a freworks exploded minutes, thought t always remember when we fnished that line of saliva that connects the two mouths afer a hot kiss was there and that is my febisH We immadatelly kiased again and sha wrapped her arma around ma. We kiased for a fow mosa minutes and than she pullad me to the ground. I put my hand up har s--- and sha staned to moan I said she was naally and i wasnt lying Anonymous 0208/13Fn)19:16 No 79797623 >2N7979 79797邕222979)塾 Ater You wil see, it doesnt end with comedy, if's your last chance to out now Being a normaltag senior,i camied around a condom with me at all times, so i sipped that on and proceeded to de that. Wheni fnished she lay there panting with a massive smde on her tace. I hald her in my ama and we wanched the freworks until thay ended But instead of going hame we decided to lay there the nast of the right bacause we ware bad-asses. Well night is pretly damn scary in a pitch black feld, so we dd eventualy head back so much for ramance, but nat belone we did it again And ue wont back to my house, cause my parents werent home and watched mowe the rest of the reght The next momng bke that mmo thing?! would rather d1 hole n my head 9797823 of the summer, we spent our time ether making out, f------. acting e couple tom Bonnouj. So summer goodbye, Tm heading to boulder either Each summer and spring break i would fy down to Virgins to meet her in our old neighborhood. Every time we met we made stay night doing some work, when the phone rang. The number phone er mother ㅲ tears entered MNEALMN NON She said that while maryland e should recover. I good news She wll necov sure what axactly happened s lack af blood the brain got when the heart attacked happened Anyway s crazy weid spent our time making f food going 79600352 2279900415 22290004盟227盟00500 2229f00549 227盟010笾2229201142 least i halped us t paling spots. Anyway besides te。bious. wú were two happy people l had finaly gotten a wasnt goma e began to experience searing agony in er entise body F--- much pain This is it lal This is your last chance to get out so sha statad to gut depreased around this tma, i think cause of the pain she was in She stopped wanting to go to the checkupa she naeded everyday I had to force her to go, and wwan whan she did she was distant and distant The pain she was in got much worse, to the point where she coudnt even sleep some nights D Realgay ! ●L 540 Z4 0206/13F p20 22 No 796013 10 1351552353444.99くSpoler 102 KB 306x652) lab godt 2293019篮22n012031 227盟02M2 22 9202035 227盟021 2229102 S4 2213012192 2229a0225Z hentai So one night Nagisa came inta tha room camplanaly nakad, She claaty wants to do t so we do , and then lay beaides aachother All af a suddan she bursts into tears, and starts crying in my outside of her family who realy cared for how happy it made her everyome i came over to her house, or everytime that I called her. She said how sad NTR had made her and how much she laved me at that time, then she said how happy aha had basn whan i ssed her on the 4th of july I dont eally know how to aspond to thia, so i just let her cry unti sha tals asisep The next moming i went to work and had a typical werkday when i got herme howeverオwas deathly quiet n the house. and every ight w s off ' called out to Nagisa but ro ore answered 50 i went upstars into my room It was the only room in tha house with the lights an i saw Nagisa lying on tha bed so i went up to har to try and sea haw sha fit aner yestarday. Sha didn't move, thena was a half ampty bottl of sleeping pils by her too. t took me a moment untl i reakized what had happened When i did however, i mustve had a complete mind break, i just remember something inside of me snapping and then.colapsed on the bed She did leav anote, but no amount of asking wil get me to say what t5ay.rm lenng tatthat it was too personal you wanna know why i down my sonswi it anine , you wanna know why i cant hae a falatutship eariafu this why This happened 2 year ago i dont know if/7 ever get owf it This thread has been peatty hard tò wite but it does feel good to tell someone else about what happened. With this im of to drink enaugh whiskey to stop me from opening those pils mysel t i sound edgy mow

! . Fine, you're all not gonna be happy thouph. Anyway the story seems kinda unbelievable and kinda feels more like a key VN, but it was real i promise Ok it i started when as 6 years old I gru up in a smal suburban neighborhood r, Vigna, t e land there che p so my famay owned a pretty nce house and some land There wos lways this one house that mo ane ever entered or liet, and me and my friend always used to treat & like boo radeys house ar something Anyway we leamed that a amly in there alang wh a girl my age. ddnl nally think anything of Anonymous aa0B/13(Fri]16 35 No 79739023 2197B2133 2229zasm Se t's se en year old me, thi"" before ' used to watch anme and iloved to run around the neighborhood and act ik .. deir quart Se ㄺy way we find thts ene spot wher" no one can see yo.d we start firing eggs with a singshot thom it at people walking by. Most people just ignore us or yel cuss words or some s---. However I see this tall 40 sh man walking down the street, and i take an egg and ht him smack in the aca with it.He gets f------ p----- and stats running at us, we all aak out and bolt out of thare as fast as we can. He's chasing and yaling at ua, but we're able to climb over a fance and since he was wearing a uit he ddn't even try So get home and oting happens 501 fr et 3bout the whole nodent Thar$(mti w ke up next memng and 5ee the ma ·hit nd my dad stand g 3 gry in the kitchen Tums out that man was the guy who lves down the street, and he wanes me to pay for the dry-cleaning bills. I don't have any cash though. So my dad pays for the dry cleaning bil, bus the man says i haven't amed my lesson and that's not anough. He tells my dad that he wil be painting his house starting in a few days, and ha would lave to hava ma leam my lesson by painting the house for a few days with him My dad thinks that it's a great idea and makes me do t So the next morning i fnd mysef up at 7 00 painting a big ald house with some guy who hates me we part unti around 1200 when he say51 can come n tr lunch enter his house and he maloes 5and ches or 50m e sht. as i start to eat them a door opens behind me and gn my age ertes ㅲ She h medium blond hair and walks with her head down lie shù was al aya闯al y sad or s methin I say helo 10 her, which in urn she mum is halo back to me An waysi tish my sand ich and had hame for the day When i get back home i ask my parents about that girl and they tell me a pretty sad story Anonymous 0206/13 Frリ17 79790344 >>79700372 22 9790 A! 쯔7970041 22 9790616 >stm0952 e next day i went back to pant, during lunch i tried wanted to do semathing aher i finishad painting She s i finiahed painting went there Already at Anonymous 020w13Fn)17: 79790952 22797910 22792914 0042 lunch we wabchad some more cartoons, during this i asked har what she does e didnt realy h headng to leave she came up to me he asked whether : would come back 3gan·andi 529d 5ure. not realy thnking about rt i didn't come back the naxt day bacause i wanted to play with my trienda, i didnt coma back until 5 days atar she askad Anotrymous 02/0B/13Fr1 19 No 79791400 2279791489 22T9T91686 22771816 2279792254 227T92275 preforming a--- on god at the moment of creation Sa when i do go to her house her dad answers the door and says that everyday this week when she wake up she would ask Has ano came yet wWhich i fet pretty f------ awul about. So when i did go up to She says atle kid i hated taking madcine so i instantly le gets So we head back when it gets dark and she asks whether i would come again, i say sure since i actually has some fun with her. So i come back the next day and we do something similar. Ok so lets speed things up. I want to her house baaically ance to twice a wask for the nexa couple of yaars. She was actually a realy ceol parson, she took up model building sinca sha was alone moat of the tima and she would make these fuckng msssrve models of places she 531d she warted to see ik e Pans WB5hir er New yok So rothi g too i portant happen unti andia stwyys rer er ber the exact dote July 4th 1999 I was in the summer af 5th grade and about to be in midde school, which meant i would probably see her less, since she was homeschooled. So were catching frelies and putting them imo jars like every kid does, and ts tiad So baing the 4th of July there's some awesome fireworks we can see trom the feld. So we sit naxt to each ather and start watching ts actually really great reworks this year and remember thinking twas just the coolast thing in the wald However she isn' even looking at the Srewarks, she's staing at me with a smle in her face Since 10 year old me is mare clueless 1 35k het 740thng anon-she says with bg 5mie and then tums to wstch the freworks Nothing happens for bout 30 mutes Once sgain im s harem MC, and im only stated to get interested in females Zor 1 worry s only 20 or me now -dav so i dent know how to take this. We kinda it in quiet her holding my hand until the freworks finally des down Suddenly she tuns to me and asks whether i would stalst her when got to middle school l said of course ‘ would but it would be harder tr me We sit i' qust a ain tor ten more minutes she stil holding my hand Then she tums to me again and asks me something along the ines of Anon, when we both get alder, will you mary meIget realy red and stammer out "w what" She has this sad look it her eyes and quickly replies f you dont want to that's fne" She was realy oute, actualy she was, so i thought about it for a second and then said "Sure" She smiled a massive smle and said that she was gonna go home for tha day at least i didn't get a locket fom her So i started middle schoal and found time to see het about ance a week She was aways neally happy to see me, and since she was sealy cute, it was f------ awesome for a middle school kid Nathing realy romantic happened for these years, but every once in a whle she would remind me of my promise to mary her. Other then that i spent my middle school like a mormaltag i even had a few girthiends that i mever told har about Anyway 8th grade ended and i stated highschool. I quit my spans team i did in middle school so i bund mai숱 time ater school and i started she started to um gow around this time, i was stil happy Around this time she stopped reminding me of that promise, and eventuaily it forgot about it grade 10th juat drunk So now we have two girls, ill call the chidhood daredere Nagisa and the ather one NTR. Sa i met NTR and 10th grade and we bacame tiands to sum t up she asked me out to the end of the year dance and we started dating I lost my w-card to her be n and we were pretty seriaus. Nagisa seemed... ok with this at frst she didnt even bring up the promi wasnt a harem MC grada when i found Anonymous 0208/13Fn)18 39 No 79796675 쯔797yun NTR back a bt. NTR took i would often ind myself going whole weeks without seeing her, whenever i howwwar she would be beyond happy so i triad to make as much time as pasaibla to mast her. I laamed atarwords that whan i ddnt come for a whol weak, sha would somatimas spand the antire in tears. When i did spend t night, which wouild slways be shut down slump, and things go back to nomal between us. Senior year come time with nagisa Sanior year ends year stans Ind mysef watching the finaworks with when she burns to me and out of the blue asks "Hey anon, do you remember the promise we made when puts her head down, and tries ǐ fever thought sha was serious about that pornse thou te about ho. bad NTR must've made har fael So i s vallowed, and then iad that ' would stil many hat Her taca lit up with massive smle and sh, got redder then best She turns 3rund so cant 5ee her face. and 3585 "Then wil' you kiss me? lang touched a freworks exploded minutes, thought t always remember when we fnished that line of saliva that connects the two mouths afer a hot kiss was there and that is my febisH We immadatelly kiased again and sha wrapped her arma around ma. We kiased for a fow mosa minutes and than she pullad me to the ground. I put my hand up har s--- and sha staned to moan I said she was naally and i wasnt lying Anonymous 0208/13Fn)19:16 No 79797623 >2N7979 79797邕222979)塾 Ater You wil see, it doesnt end with comedy, if's your last chance to out now Being a normaltag senior,i camied around a condom with me at all times, so i sipped that on and proceeded to de that. Wheni fnished she lay there panting with a massive smde on her tace. I hald her in my ama and we wanched the freworks until thay ended But instead of going hame we decided to lay there the nast of the right bacause we ware bad-asses. Well night is pretly damn scary in a pitch black feld, so we dd eventualy head back so much for ramance, but nat belone we did it again And ue wont back to my house, cause my parents werent home and watched mowe the rest of the reght The next momng bke that mmo thing?! would rather d1 hole n my head 9797823 of the summer, we spent our time ether making out, f------. acting e couple tom Bonnouj. So summer goodbye, Tm heading to boulder either Each summer and spring break i would fy down to Virgins to meet her in our old neighborhood. Every time we met we made stay night doing some work, when the phone rang. The number phone er mother ㅲ tears entered MNEALMN NON She said that while maryland e should recover. I good news She wll necov sure what axactly happened s lack af blood the brain got when the heart attacked happened Anyway s crazy weid spent our time making f food going 79600352 2279900415 22290004盟227盟00500 2229f00549 227盟010笾2229201142 least i halped us t paling spots. Anyway besides te。bious. wú were two happy people l had finaly gotten a wasnt goma e began to experience searing agony in er entise body F--- much pain This is it lal This is your last chance to get out so sha statad to gut depreased around this tma, i think cause of the pain she was in She stopped wanting to go to the checkupa she naeded everyday I had to force her to go, and wwan whan she did she was distant and distant The pain she was in got much worse, to the point where she coudnt even sleep some nights D Realgay ! ●L 540 Z4 0206/13F p20 22 No 796013 10 1351552353444.99くSpoler 102 KB 306x652) lab godt 2293019篮22n012031 227盟02M2 22 9202035 227盟021 2229102 S4 2213012192 2229a0225Z hentai So one night Nagisa came inta tha room camplanaly nakad, She claaty wants to do t so we do , and then lay beaides aachother All af a suddan she bursts into tears, and starts crying in my outside of her family who realy cared for how happy it made her everyome i came over to her house, or everytime that I called her. She said how sad NTR had made her and how much she laved me at that time, then she said how happy aha had basn whan i ssed her on the 4th of july I dont eally know how to aspond to thia, so i just let her cry unti sha tals asisep The next moming i went to work and had a typical werkday when i got herme howeverオwas deathly quiet n the house. and every ight w s off ' called out to Nagisa but ro ore answered 50 i went upstars into my room It was the only room in tha house with the lights an i saw Nagisa lying on tha bed so i went up to har to try and sea haw sha fit aner yestarday. Sha didn't move, thena was a half ampty bottl of sleeping pils by her too. t took me a moment untl i reakized what had happened When i did however, i mustve had a complete mind break, i just remember something inside of me snapping and then.colapsed on the bed She did leav anote, but no amount of asking wil get me to say what t5ay.rm lenng tatthat it was too personal you wanna know why i down my sonswi it anine , you wanna know why i cant hae a falatutship eariafu this why This happened 2 year ago i dont know if/7 ever get owf it This thread has been peatty hard tò wite but it does feel good to tell someone else about what happened. With this im of to drink enaugh whiskey to stop me from opening those pils mysel t i sound edgy mow

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Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23:06 37 No 251984051 22251984802 22251988598 is a warrior, proud and old. First-Second panel PC having fun and goofing around with the consoles, it's just general banter and s---. Third Panel. Xbone comments that these days will always be her favorite/shel never forget what they did together fourth Panel: The rest of the consoles agree, PC remains silent and pensitive as they talk about all the fun theyl have Fifth Panel xbone asks PC what's wrong, all the consoles stare with eyebrows raised while PC sweats in nervousness born when circuits first sparked, he was at first a bloated, misshapen monstrosity. But he learned. They taught him numbers, and letters, then mathematics, and pictures, and writing, and logic, then calculus, and poetry, and astrophysics, and art. And as he learned, he became smaller, and slimmer, and more beausiful He was there when men played marbles with nuclear warheads, and held the fate of the world in his hands. He was there when humanity needed to plot a course to the stars, and was there when they started to make him in As he grew in power, they began to fear him. One can see it in the films-Skynet, HAL, Master Control, Matrix. But it was too late, he was already a part of their lives, and nothing could ever change it As the years went by, he took on more and more responsibility. He runs the world economy, diverts air traftic, manages security for thousands, broadcasts to millions, and contains the knowledge of billions But these days, he has leamed something almost more important - a strange game called Tun", where the only kosing move is not to play Decades old, he covers himself in cosmetics, looking younger and younger each year But he is old, and he is tired. But not yet too tired to play some video games own i Sixth panet PC assures them that he was just tired from playing truck simulator all night, comments that his memory can hold enough to remember everything and still download the new wolfenstein. He tels them that steam is updating and that they should go on ahead Seventh panel PC Takes out his wallet and opens it up as the consoles go on ahead, sad atmosphere as he stares at the open walet with a long line of photos going down that we cant see Final Panel Change of perspective to the photos in the walet. Each of them is titled with decades of the nineties(60s, 70s, 80s, etc) In each of the photos PC is posing alongside the consoles of that era starting at magnavox-chan and continuing onward. He remains unchanged in each photo except for his hair. The idea is to show that he remains immortal and unchanging while the consoles fade in and out of popularity, eventually disappearning for good while into the next stage. -0342 No 251989857 ▶ yw pc-tan kept visiting ps2 in the hospital when she still Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)20:30 33 No 251 965574 > 251965741229196588 22519 6149 22251966479 2225196667g 2225195732 22251968120 22251968504 22819687競22291968864 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)22 43 42 No 251981463▶ ile: -251笠1793 222S1笠1909 222S198212旦222S1982S1S 22251982256 222S19829敛22251984000 222S1盟6868 222S1 6871 le EEEEELDng(400K of them, but it stil isn't the same thing >PC cant get too emotionaly attached to the console-tans because he knows that they'l be gone soon >So he's leaned to love himself more than other people This is why most see him as a braggart, because it's the way he copes with this >He will never find true love with any of the other tans because they always get old and die while he remains immortal need this s--- Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)20:38:58 No 251966570 File: nostalgia jpg (428 KB, 1920x1080) 22251966凼2225196697222251967205222519675522-25196812022251955042-2519691G2 07/06/14(Sun)22:54:29 No25198261 5 222519 71 제 ida ou t.mes.. pc-tan always being there with the consoles of old growing with them, but he always outlives them Because PC is a braggart, he's very lonely and hated by many, and doesn't have a lot of games to play with initialy People who find out the reason behind his behavior warm up to him eventualy and give him more games much later than the console tans People who don't see him for who he really is wonder what the f--- people are doing wasting their time with him since his standards are unreasonably high >People who embrace him realze he's actually a very creative and nice person, if a bit flawed and high maintenance due to his loneliness He hasn't felt the same kind of love he used to in a long time, and as such has forgotten how to appropriately interact with people since his soltude has weakened his social skills, making him come off as someone who is unpleasant to be around. But he's the most loyal friend one could have Pc his memory of them is much better than they actualy were, fiters are his rose-tinted goggles he tries his hardest to remember, but he has difficulty remembering them as time passes the newer faces he can hardly remember or recreate at al, from n64 onward today, because all of the systems are always online, when they die, they are gone forever Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23:08:57 No.251 984316、>>251985249 File: too slyipg (94 KB, 422x707) 22251965574 PC is sitting down with N64 PC asks N64 if they will be best friends aways, N64 smiles WiU-tan walks up to PC ask him why he's sitting down N64 and the memory s PC says "Oh, nothing. I was just tired from downloading Wolfensbien >>251978532 >P C playing with SNES-tan laughing and singing >SNES starts repeating the same phrases over and over again revealed to all be an emulated hologram she looks alot like WiiU she says yeah PC. we are gonna be the bestest friends ever!" I shouldnt be feeling this bad from writing that Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21:1309 No 25197058522251971872 (40 KB, 374x258) >PC so desperate to keep their memories alive he keeps upgrading way past consoles and makes Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21:13.23 No.251970615251970914 22251971774 22251971872 2251972420 (Sun)2316 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23.22 36 No.25198584925199628 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)22:33:25 No 251980227 2251983922 "Quit whining, what's the worst that could happen?" PC: Atari-tan, you're back! Imissed you so much! Jaquar-tan U-ummm, who are you? What are you taking about? Atari-tan was my grandmother PC: You were always als ou g open his it's him, 360 and PS3 So then PC goes s sobbing, he puts then back inside his heart Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)2305 56 No 251 983992 2-251905196 22251995849 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21.05:34 No 251969670251970180 22251970515 2251971810 22251971872 >PC, when he is alone, jumps around and screams random s--- like 4 GOT GAMES ATARLTANI" or "THE CRASH IS COMING" and often fears he is stepping on his "wires PC feels haunted by the fact that being eternal means he's had to see all his friends die over time he knows that no matter what he does, he'll still lose them one by one Anonymous 07/06/1 4(Sun)231 705 No 251 985249 PC tries to visit Genesis-kun in an insane asylum Genesis is a withing mass of add-ons and is twice as large as PC PC asks if they can play a game Genesis gloats over the fact that he does what SNES doesn't, and belittles PC for not properly emulating his games before shouting "SEGAAAAI" at the top of his lungs and playing an obscure 3rd party bootleg. Anonymous 07061 4(Suni21 09.55 No 251970180ト以51370619 22251970逝22251970退22251971402 22251971810 22251971872 >PC-tan having PTSD about other consoles, felling directly responsible for their deaths scovers it up by obsessively upgrading his body and playing train simulators Anonymous 07/06/1 4(Suni21 22.53 No 25 197 1810 Anonymous 07/07/14(Mon)00:06 07 No.251990068 File 1402345064227 png (24 KB, 370x321) >-2519719432-251972115 >2251972151 >-251972226 >>251972220 >3251972402 Anonymous 07/07/14(Mon)00:20:15 No 251991303 PC closet thing we will have to immortality We get to see that living forever has its debilitating draw backs PC loses friend after friend after friend Each friend takes it toll on him He tries to kill himself with a BsoOD but is repaired with a system restore and he forgets why even even tried to kill himself in the first place for a bit the end of videogames -stronger than ever, but stil a relic of previous time the last videogame stops being made he closes his eyes for the last time >whenever a console-tan dies, PC absorbs some of their essence > "T'll remember you in emulation" PC becomes bitter and -Starts to distance himself from the current generation of consoles hem he's in a bright open s them away it's all the consoles he left behind The new consoles hate him and don't want to be friends with him >PC laughs at the consoles at they walk away calling them "peasants" As they walk off into the distance PC wipes tears from his eyes you

Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23:06 37 No 251984051 22251984802 22251988598 is a warrior, proud and old. First-Second panel PC having fun and goofing around with the consoles, it's just general banter and s---. Third Panel. Xbone comments that these days will always be her favorite/shel never forget what they did together fourth Panel: The rest of the consoles agree, PC remains silent and pensitive as they talk about all the fun theyl have Fifth Panel xbone asks PC what's wrong, all the consoles stare with eyebrows raised while PC sweats in nervousness born when circuits first sparked, he was at first a bloated, misshapen monstrosity. But he learned. They taught him numbers, and letters, then mathematics, and pictures, and writing, and logic, then calculus, and poetry, and astrophysics, and art. And as he learned, he became smaller, and slimmer, and more beausiful He was there when men played marbles with nuclear warheads, and held the fate of the world in his hands. He was there when humanity needed to plot a course to the stars, and was there when they started to make him in As he grew in power, they began to fear him. One can see it in the films-Skynet, HAL, Master Control, Matrix. But it was too late, he was already a part of their lives, and nothing could ever change it As the years went by, he took on more and more responsibility. He runs the world economy, diverts air traftic, manages security for thousands, broadcasts to millions, and contains the knowledge of billions But these days, he has leamed something almost more important - a strange game called Tun", where the only kosing move is not to play Decades old, he covers himself in cosmetics, looking younger and younger each year But he is old, and he is tired. But not yet too tired to play some video games own i Sixth panet PC assures them that he was just tired from playing truck simulator all night, comments that his memory can hold enough to remember everything and still download the new wolfenstein. He tels them that steam is updating and that they should go on ahead Seventh panel PC Takes out his wallet and opens it up as the consoles go on ahead, sad atmosphere as he stares at the open walet with a long line of photos going down that we cant see Final Panel Change of perspective to the photos in the walet. Each of them is titled with decades of the nineties(60s, 70s, 80s, etc) In each of the photos PC is posing alongside the consoles of that era starting at magnavox-chan and continuing onward. He remains unchanged in each photo except for his hair. The idea is to show that he remains immortal and unchanging while the consoles fade in and out of popularity, eventually disappearning for good while into the next stage. -0342 No 251989857 ▶ yw pc-tan kept visiting ps2 in the hospital when she still Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)20:30 33 No 251 965574 > 251965741229196588 22519 6149 22251966479 2225196667g 2225195732 22251968120 22251968504 22819687競22291968864 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)22 43 42 No 251981463▶ ile: -251笠1793 222S1笠1909 222S198212旦222S1982S1S 22251982256 222S19829敛22251984000 222S1盟6868 222S1 6871 le EEEEELDng(400K of them, but it stil isn't the same thing >PC cant get too emotionaly attached to the console-tans because he knows that they'l be gone soon >So he's leaned to love himself more than other people This is why most see him as a braggart, because it's the way he copes with this >He will never find true love with any of the other tans because they always get old and die while he remains immortal need this s--- Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)20:38:58 No 251966570 File: nostalgia jpg (428 KB, 1920x1080) 22251966凼2225196697222251967205222519675522-25196812022251955042-2519691G2 07/06/14(Sun)22:54:29 No25198261 5 222519 71 제 ida ou t.mes.. pc-tan always being there with the consoles of old growing with them, but he always outlives them Because PC is a braggart, he's very lonely and hated by many, and doesn't have a lot of games to play with initialy People who find out the reason behind his behavior warm up to him eventualy and give him more games much later than the console tans People who don't see him for who he really is wonder what the f--- people are doing wasting their time with him since his standards are unreasonably high >People who embrace him realze he's actually a very creative and nice person, if a bit flawed and high maintenance due to his loneliness He hasn't felt the same kind of love he used to in a long time, and as such has forgotten how to appropriately interact with people since his soltude has weakened his social skills, making him come off as someone who is unpleasant to be around. But he's the most loyal friend one could have Pc his memory of them is much better than they actualy were, fiters are his rose-tinted goggles he tries his hardest to remember, but he has difficulty remembering them as time passes the newer faces he can hardly remember or recreate at al, from n64 onward today, because all of the systems are always online, when they die, they are gone forever Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23:08:57 No.251 984316、>>251985249 File: too slyipg (94 KB, 422x707) 22251965574 PC is sitting down with N64 PC asks N64 if they will be best friends aways, N64 smiles WiU-tan walks up to PC ask him why he's sitting down N64 and the memory s PC says "Oh, nothing. I was just tired from downloading Wolfensbien >>251978532 >P C playing with SNES-tan laughing and singing >SNES starts repeating the same phrases over and over again revealed to all be an emulated hologram she looks alot like WiiU she says yeah PC. we are gonna be the bestest friends ever!" I shouldnt be feeling this bad from writing that Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21:1309 No 25197058522251971872 (40 KB, 374x258) >PC so desperate to keep their memories alive he keeps upgrading way past consoles and makes Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21:13.23 No.251970615251970914 22251971774 22251971872 2251972420 (Sun)2316 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)23.22 36 No.25198584925199628 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)22:33:25 No 251980227 2251983922 "Quit whining, what's the worst that could happen?" PC: Atari-tan, you're back! Imissed you so much! Jaquar-tan U-ummm, who are you? What are you taking about? Atari-tan was my grandmother PC: You were always als ou g open his it's him, 360 and PS3 So then PC goes s sobbing, he puts then back inside his heart Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)2305 56 No 251 983992 2-251905196 22251995849 Anonymous 07/06/14(Sun)21.05:34 No 251969670251970180 22251970515 2251971810 22251971872 >PC, when he is alone, jumps around and screams random s--- like 4 GOT GAMES ATARLTANI" or "THE CRASH IS COMING" and often fears he is stepping on his "wires PC feels haunted by the fact that being eternal means he's had to see all his friends die over time he knows that no matter what he does, he'll still lose them one by one Anonymous 07/06/1 4(Sun)231 705 No 251 985249 PC tries to visit Genesis-kun in an insane asylum Genesis is a withing mass of add-ons and is twice as large as PC PC asks if they can play a game Genesis gloats over the fact that he does what SNES doesn't, and belittles PC for not properly emulating his games before shouting "SEGAAAAI" at the top of his lungs and playing an obscure 3rd party bootleg. Anonymous 07061 4(Suni21 09.55 No 251970180ト以51370619 22251970逝22251970退22251971402 22251971810 22251971872 >PC-tan having PTSD about other consoles, felling directly responsible for their deaths scovers it up by obsessively upgrading his body and playing train simulators Anonymous 07/06/1 4(Suni21 22.53 No 25 197 1810 Anonymous 07/07/14(Mon)00:06 07 No.251990068 File 1402345064227 png (24 KB, 370x321) >-2519719432-251972115 >2251972151 >-251972226 >>251972220 >3251972402 Anonymous 07/07/14(Mon)00:20:15 No 251991303 PC closet thing we will have to immortality We get to see that living forever has its debilitating draw backs PC loses friend after friend after friend Each friend takes it toll on him He tries to kill himself with a BsoOD but is repaired with a system restore and he forgets why even even tried to kill himself in the first place for a bit the end of videogames -stronger than ever, but stil a relic of previous time the last videogame stops being made he closes his eyes for the last time >whenever a console-tan dies, PC absorbs some of their essence > "T'll remember you in emulation" PC becomes bitter and -Starts to distance himself from the current generation of consoles hem he's in a bright open s them away it's all the consoles he left behind The new consoles hate him and don't want to be friends with him >PC laughs at the consoles at they walk away calling them "peasants" As they walk off into the distance PC wipes tears from his eyes you

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Can't believe i actually tried this too.

Can't believe i actually tried this too.