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The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

The_Calico_Jack 22.5k points · 2 days ago O Awards from Chief_Steward My uncle was a Santa and he told me that one year a kid asked for a coffee maker because he wanted to start his own Starbucks coffee stand instead of a lemonade stand. Apparently business was not very good as a lemonade stand but he noticed a lot of adults drink coffee, so he'd make coffee. That kid is probably a millionaire now.

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blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

blue4t 16.3k points · 3 days ago I know the weirdest thing I asked for was a pen that could write like a pen, pencil, marker, and crayon. I'd never seen one but was sure Santa could make it.

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AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.

AllLinesDown 3.7k points · 3 days ago I once asked Santa for my parents to get a divorce.

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Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.

Simulated_Narwhal 32.5k points · 3 days ago 3 5 After waiting two hours in line my daughter asked Santa for a hot dog.

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Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.

Eye_Doc_Photog 637 points · 2 days ago When I was 5 years old (49 years ago) I asked a Santa in JC Penny's at the time for a real lawn mower, the kind that my dad uses. They had me hold a microphone up to my mouth. My answer (along with every other kid I presume) was broadcast throughout the whole store. I can still hear the laughter from the adults.

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WTF Gifts-anti abortion DVD

Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.

Frontdeskwarrior 23 points · 2 days ago DVD about why abortion was bad. Apparently it has something to do with the Holocaust...it was for Christmas. I'd also like to add that I'm a guy and was single at the time.

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WTF Gifts-Hydrogen Peroxide

smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.

smyttiej 88 points · 2 days ago Last year at work for secret santa my coworker got me a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a $25 gift card to the same place we worked.

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WTF Gifts-hamburger helper

BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.

BallisticMarsupial 100 points · 2 days ago A box of Hamburger Helper.

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WTF Gifts-rich aunts

Snoodlesboo 237 points · 2 days ago My rich and irritating aunt once gifted my then-4-year-old a 4 pack of 'pretty toilet paper' for her birthday. That was the whole gift. This past Easter she gifted my 2 year old with a plastic cup, since the last time she was at a family gathering she noticed my child playing with one. A plastic. Cup.

Snoodlesboo 237 points · 2 days ago My rich and irritating aunt once gifted my then-4-year-old a 4 pack of 'pretty toilet paper' for her birthday. That was the whole gift. This past Easter she gifted my 2 year old with a plastic cup, since the last time she was at a family gathering she noticed my child playing with one. A plastic. Cup.

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WTF Gifts-pistachios

allPanic_noDisco87 133 points ·1 day ago I once ate a pistachio around my grandparents and they asked me if I liked pistachios. I said yeah they're pretty good. They then bought be a 3lb bag of pistachios for the next 5 years at Christmas.

allPanic_noDisco87 133 points ·1 day ago I once ate a pistachio around my grandparents and they asked me if I liked pistachios. I said yeah they're pretty good. They then bought be a 3lb bag of pistachios for the next 5 years at Christmas.

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WTF Gifts-can of olives

PostItFrustrations 1.0k points · 2 days ago My mom got me a can of olives for Christmas when I was 7. Oh. Also my ex gave me dead crickets. And a bag of mint flavored condoms. I hate mint.

PostItFrustrations 1.0k points · 2 days ago My mom got me a can of olives for Christmas when I was 7. Oh. Also my ex gave me dead crickets. And a bag of mint flavored condoms. I hate mint.

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WTF Gifts-eeyore shirt

forksgoontheleft 392 points · 2 days ago A purple Eyore t-shirt that was 4 sizes too big. Even had the clearance sticker still on the tag.

forksgoontheleft 392 points · 2 days ago A purple Eyore t-shirt that was 4 sizes too big. Even had the clearance sticker still on the tag.

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WTF Gifts-Nicolas Cage Sports Illustrated

Big_Daddy_George 900 points · 2 days ago A copy of sports illustrated swimsuit edition with all of the women's faces replaced with Nicolas Cage's face. At a secret santa.

Big_Daddy_George 900 points · 2 days ago A copy of sports illustrated swimsuit edition with all of the women's faces replaced with Nicolas Cage's face. At a secret santa.

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WTF Gifts- Shakespearian band-aids

totalroach 5.6k points · 2 days ago A box of Band-Aids with shakesperian insults printed on them.

totalroach 5.6k points · 2 days ago A box of Band-Aids with shakesperian insults printed on them.

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WTF Gifts-books from mom

GlassApricot9 22.4k points · 2 days ago A book called"This is Why You're Single." Thanks Mom.

GlassApricot9 22.4k points · 2 days ago A book called"This is Why You're Single." Thanks Mom.

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WTF Gifts-cemetery plot

Wienerwrld 10.6k points · 2 days ago Maybe not W-- in the general sense, but certainly poor timing: my husband's parents gifted him his cemetery plot on his 50th birthday. One for me, too!

Wienerwrld 10.6k points · 2 days ago Maybe not W-- in the general sense, but certainly poor timing: my husband's parents gifted him his cemetery plot on his 50th birthday. One for me, too!

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WTF Gifts-coupons

Deseptikons 10.9k points · 2 days ago S Award from MossBone For Christmas, my mom once gave me coupons to a restaurant that had recently went out of business

Deseptikons 10.9k points · 2 days ago S Award from MossBone For Christmas, my mom once gave me coupons to a restaurant that had recently went out of business

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WTF Gifts-coloring book

Korenaut 3.3k points · 2 days ago When I was a kid (6 or 7) I had surgery on nearly all of the fingers on my dominant hand (the other hand came later!), scary surgery for a kid though pretty simple, mostly boring and a few weeks of pain, my aunt (who I love) sent me a coloring book in the hospital as a "cheer-up" / "pass the time" gift. If it's the thought that counts, I like to say, we should think hard ...

Korenaut 3.3k points · 2 days ago When I was a kid (6 or 7) I had surgery on nearly all of the fingers on my dominant hand (the other hand came later!), scary surgery for a kid though pretty simple, mostly boring and a few weeks of pain, my aunt (who I love) sent me a coloring book in the hospital as a "cheer-up" / "pass the time" gift. If it's the thought that counts, I like to say, we should think hard ...

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WTF GIfts-lavendar

evieinthebath 5.6k points · 2 days ago A lavender gift set (eye mask, cream, perfume) from my mother in law. I am severely allergic to lavender, and she knows this.

evieinthebath 5.6k points · 2 days ago A lavender gift set (eye mask, cream, perfume) from my mother in law. I am severely allergic to lavender, and she knows this.

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WTF Gifts-woven basket

Impairedmilkman13 13.6k points · 2 days ago I randomly went to some extended family Christmas event and they gave me a woven basket. Within ten minutes, they had asked for the basket back. It "meant something" to them?? I didn't really care, I thought it was odd and funny.

Impairedmilkman13 13.6k points · 2 days ago I randomly went to some extended family Christmas event and they gave me a woven basket. Within ten minutes, they had asked for the basket back. It "meant something" to them?? I didn't really care, I thought it was odd and funny.

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