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![Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:43:24 No.6042981732604300117 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:53:25 No.604300152 ·2604301064 So I'm in ninth grade Next story, Poor f----- me is an edgy prick this was later 5th grade. We get kicked out of Cody's dad's bc my father tries to an hero, and mom is a c--- back in Macon Ga have a tumblrite gf she is so hollow in a trailer with my grandma,sis,mom,dad my firs and last social event we get in the pool and she piggybacks me >starts exploring my junk with her tiny feet >I was [x] rustled >she gets bored,stops As far as l've gotten. But some other funny things happened at that party all I have is ROBLOX move my CPU to the porch ROBLOX ERRYDAY >Name is UrbanLegend, here I am relevant come back, no internet we are cold friend gets naked and starts a puppet show with his b------- >we he in the poolhouse, take it over >his of the party is playing bangerand ep >Frisbee that s--- get in the pool house sink >hot water >get warm and just bathe in hot water for a couple hours >someone poops in the shower someone removes poop >get in shower with gfey about to get all wet and s---- >hamplanet finds me grinds I run away My life is not okay so out of spite for my uncool poppa I went and got trifolda and made the ROOM WIDE WEB each triboard is a different site >I start cataloging all my vidyas, practically making manuals, my own social media sites, fake profiles ROOM WIDE WEB taking off >come back from school >dad sold my CPU sold my battery scooter bailing my Mon out of jail for drug charges >I'm mad still obsessed with guns >cut up my ROOM WIDE WEB boards and make cardboard guns no ROBLOX no ROOM WIDE WEB only angst I was in fostercare within a month Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:08:37 No.604303091 My crew of hooligans make a stinky mess Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:19:07 No.604304878 my friends are asses. Awful people I manipulate and kind of push people 1/2 thru the year,the gym teacher gets tired of pushing in the collapsible bleachers in the gym there is a big crack leading all the way dow to the floor where we sit in the morning we steal lunches from this elf looking f-- named Jacob >Jacob pretends he wants us to have it start dumping food down the crack weeks pass. Everyday. In the morning we do this,along withother funny things >someone brings ham someone brings soda >condoms ANYTHING now there is a circle around the pile, a radius in which kids don't sit bc the stench >kids actually vomit a few times pay a kid to go down and lookclose at the pile ITS 3 FEET TALL SPREAD AROUND F------ RATS AND MAGGOTS >Las day of school >coach pushes in bleachers >big black smear Big Stretch Plays with his feces my freind big stretch (he chose the name) thinks poop is really funny he s---- in paper towels throws them everywhere >ceiling tiles teachers lounge fridges he poops in the urinal a lot Big Stretch decides it would be funny to poop and pee in the soap dispenser people wash their hands with his slightly tainted soap all day next day its pure s--- people puke ,BigStretch is worried someday he will be caught so he does it sneakily he'll leave me notes 'go Czech this bathroom blah blah he graffittis stall with his s--- pencil smears it on the walls poops everywhere I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard >he cowboy runs in circles, 200% mad, but lacking a target we all laugh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/932/615/389.png)
![Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:43:24 No.6042981732604300117 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:53:25 No.604300152 ·2604301064 So I'm in ninth grade Next story, Poor f----- me is an edgy prick this was later 5th grade. We get kicked out of Cody's dad's bc my father tries to an hero, and mom is a c--- back in Macon Ga have a tumblrite gf she is so hollow in a trailer with my grandma,sis,mom,dad my firs and last social event we get in the pool and she piggybacks me >starts exploring my junk with her tiny feet >I was [x] rustled >she gets bored,stops As far as l've gotten. But some other funny things happened at that party all I have is ROBLOX move my CPU to the porch ROBLOX ERRYDAY >Name is UrbanLegend, here I am relevant come back, no internet we are cold friend gets naked and starts a puppet show with his b------- >we he in the poolhouse, take it over >his of the party is playing bangerand ep >Frisbee that s--- get in the pool house sink >hot water >get warm and just bathe in hot water for a couple hours >someone poops in the shower someone removes poop >get in shower with gfey about to get all wet and s---- >hamplanet finds me grinds I run away My life is not okay so out of spite for my uncool poppa I went and got trifolda and made the ROOM WIDE WEB each triboard is a different site >I start cataloging all my vidyas, practically making manuals, my own social media sites, fake profiles ROOM WIDE WEB taking off >come back from school >dad sold my CPU sold my battery scooter bailing my Mon out of jail for drug charges >I'm mad still obsessed with guns >cut up my ROOM WIDE WEB boards and make cardboard guns no ROBLOX no ROOM WIDE WEB only angst I was in fostercare within a month Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:08:37 No.604303091 My crew of hooligans make a stinky mess Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:19:07 No.604304878 my friends are asses. Awful people I manipulate and kind of push people 1/2 thru the year,the gym teacher gets tired of pushing in the collapsible bleachers in the gym there is a big crack leading all the way dow to the floor where we sit in the morning we steal lunches from this elf looking f-- named Jacob >Jacob pretends he wants us to have it start dumping food down the crack weeks pass. Everyday. In the morning we do this,along withother funny things >someone brings ham someone brings soda >condoms ANYTHING now there is a circle around the pile, a radius in which kids don't sit bc the stench >kids actually vomit a few times pay a kid to go down and lookclose at the pile ITS 3 FEET TALL SPREAD AROUND F------ RATS AND MAGGOTS >Las day of school >coach pushes in bleachers >big black smear Big Stretch Plays with his feces my freind big stretch (he chose the name) thinks poop is really funny he s---- in paper towels throws them everywhere >ceiling tiles teachers lounge fridges he poops in the urinal a lot Big Stretch decides it would be funny to poop and pee in the soap dispenser people wash their hands with his slightly tainted soap all day next day its pure s--- people puke ,BigStretch is worried someday he will be caught so he does it sneakily he'll leave me notes 'go Czech this bathroom blah blah he graffittis stall with his s--- pencil smears it on the walls poops everywhere I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard >he cowboy runs in circles, 200% mad, but lacking a target we all laugh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/932/615/389.png)
![翁/b/-ITT: Dumb s--- you c ㄨ ° Starbomb-FULL ALBI × /b/-Ayy-Random-4ch/X ←-> 습 https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/604288518/itt-dumb-s----you-did-as-a-kid#p604298726 :: Apps reddit: the front pag...。YouTube器4chan ★ OpenRA-Home N Humble Square Enix 3 Fallout New Vegas ABP Recy Sp An. scr [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 16 2.81 MB, 1800x1202 O Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:51:09 No.604288518 604288995 22604289542 22604289587 >60429324022604298791 22604300467 TT: Dumb s--- you did as a kid have a d------- lazy eye rich kid best friend, Cody. He is one year older across the street was the damned love of my life Elizabeth, year younger, from Denmark so I'm exposed to sex early on, Cody and I discuss humping wanna go hump Elizabeth?" we go over, illiterate mom lets us in, and we go to her room painfully explaining what humping is you just run into her butt me and Cody are suddenly shy he pressures me into doing it I dry humor her, fully clothed for a good 3 mins. Say I'm done, we leave Cody just watched n----- tells my parents. F-- u Cody my dad comes up to me 'did u hump elizabit son? >says he knows I did, gives me a good iob high five and tells me to go play vice city tried to go back to Elizabeth's house. Never worked. Her mom would just lock the door and stare at me through the door. Broke my heart. I have so many more. Cont? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:52:56 No.604288842 、>-604294753 This is where I bump. Should I tell about the time I found Cody and other firs graders having gay fun? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:53:42 No.604288995 i love to dry humor bitches Anonymous U3/16/15(Mon)22:13:02 No.604292616604292737604293397 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:00:14 No.604290241604290838604292447 604297790604297830 So this is the time I beat my neighbor possibly retarded I am obsessed with guns and killing, played vice city all the time my neighbor is a casual rich kid, I'm a poor kid living under the arm of Cody's dad. He pays my family's bills neighbor has a slick ass m16 toy gun sound effectsssss light up barrellllI mmmm go to his house hey gimme your m16 Cody and his trio are f----- anally by Lil Sylveser first time meeting Cody just moved to Dunwoody at I enter his room to find a party of kids for his birthday, all naked noises from closet w-- y s ays 'r u anon? Wanna hump?" y kid trigger 'OK. Cmon' I say cr ust look around Cody leads me to closet, opens we all do it its fun' as he shows a scrawny white 1st grader being penetrated by a giant n----- 6th grader hump with us anon come hump my dad's homophobia comes out in a quick burst he follows me down to my yard, I grab a brick from the terrace between houses drop the bass I'm so scrawny, but the f----- drops I knock on his head for a good 2 minutes until I got bored I realize I would hide the murder weapon S'u gey!' I run away We never talked about that again, despite being friends for years. Moar? uck,I hide in a bush ts winter, no cover adults surround me within minutes 'we can see you! classic bluff Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:22:46 No.604294394 ▶ >>6042946622604295797 22604297483 nevercggedy by go inside,play vice city Cody and Jet get #territorial over their prized lakeside property when Herman arrives >we live in Roswell ga now 1270 means court, if you need a visual aid Cody's dad is super rich, gets us swords The nerdy kid who also lives on our lake has a lightsaber Herman,let's call him waddles to our yard one day we are much bigger now. 5th grade Herman 'wanna sword fite?? Cody and I exchange glances yes. One sec herman we go get swords mine is a katana with a devil's face engraved Cody can't find longsword, settles for an industrial scythe We walk to Herman literally pisses his pants right there we chase him to the dock, slashing at him put him in a boat with a hole in it kick the n----- out to sea I never saw that kid outside again. I remember he watched me ride scooters from his window though. F----- Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:36:18 No.6042968 10、2-604297028 So me and Cody rode the bus home form school. 5th grade. Small tale, but enough to get the thread bumped. If you saw the google maps you'd see how long tat walk was. Damn me and Cody were the coolest catz around we did cruel pranks to people on the bus we would lay on the floor of the bus bus driver would acclerae up a hill, we'd slide all the way back she hits breaks. All the way up bus driver would intentionally do maneuvers to reveal us, because we were 2sneaky finally she like installs things to where we can't slide bring screwdrivers seats fall apart for the next month he paddles back to his turf nudist parents let him inside, he is in tears go inside,play GTA IV](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/932/614/c43.png)
![翁/b/-ITT: Dumb s--- you c ㄨ ° Starbomb-FULL ALBI × /b/-Ayy-Random-4ch/X ←-> 습 https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/604288518/itt-dumb-s----you-did-as-a-kid#p604298726 :: Apps reddit: the front pag...。YouTube器4chan ★ OpenRA-Home N Humble Square Enix 3 Fallout New Vegas ABP Recy Sp An. scr [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 16 2.81 MB, 1800x1202 O Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:51:09 No.604288518 604288995 22604289542 22604289587 >60429324022604298791 22604300467 TT: Dumb s--- you did as a kid have a d------- lazy eye rich kid best friend, Cody. He is one year older across the street was the damned love of my life Elizabeth, year younger, from Denmark so I'm exposed to sex early on, Cody and I discuss humping wanna go hump Elizabeth?" we go over, illiterate mom lets us in, and we go to her room painfully explaining what humping is you just run into her butt me and Cody are suddenly shy he pressures me into doing it I dry humor her, fully clothed for a good 3 mins. Say I'm done, we leave Cody just watched n----- tells my parents. F-- u Cody my dad comes up to me 'did u hump elizabit son? >says he knows I did, gives me a good iob high five and tells me to go play vice city tried to go back to Elizabeth's house. Never worked. Her mom would just lock the door and stare at me through the door. Broke my heart. I have so many more. Cont? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:52:56 No.604288842 、>-604294753 This is where I bump. Should I tell about the time I found Cody and other firs graders having gay fun? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:53:42 No.604288995 i love to dry humor bitches Anonymous U3/16/15(Mon)22:13:02 No.604292616604292737604293397 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:00:14 No.604290241604290838604292447 604297790604297830 So this is the time I beat my neighbor possibly retarded I am obsessed with guns and killing, played vice city all the time my neighbor is a casual rich kid, I'm a poor kid living under the arm of Cody's dad. He pays my family's bills neighbor has a slick ass m16 toy gun sound effectsssss light up barrellllI mmmm go to his house hey gimme your m16 Cody and his trio are f----- anally by Lil Sylveser first time meeting Cody just moved to Dunwoody at I enter his room to find a party of kids for his birthday, all naked noises from closet w-- y s ays 'r u anon? Wanna hump?" y kid trigger 'OK. Cmon' I say cr ust look around Cody leads me to closet, opens we all do it its fun' as he shows a scrawny white 1st grader being penetrated by a giant n----- 6th grader hump with us anon come hump my dad's homophobia comes out in a quick burst he follows me down to my yard, I grab a brick from the terrace between houses drop the bass I'm so scrawny, but the f----- drops I knock on his head for a good 2 minutes until I got bored I realize I would hide the murder weapon S'u gey!' I run away We never talked about that again, despite being friends for years. Moar? uck,I hide in a bush ts winter, no cover adults surround me within minutes 'we can see you! classic bluff Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:22:46 No.604294394 ▶ >>6042946622604295797 22604297483 nevercggedy by go inside,play vice city Cody and Jet get #territorial over their prized lakeside property when Herman arrives >we live in Roswell ga now 1270 means court, if you need a visual aid Cody's dad is super rich, gets us swords The nerdy kid who also lives on our lake has a lightsaber Herman,let's call him waddles to our yard one day we are much bigger now. 5th grade Herman 'wanna sword fite?? Cody and I exchange glances yes. One sec herman we go get swords mine is a katana with a devil's face engraved Cody can't find longsword, settles for an industrial scythe We walk to Herman literally pisses his pants right there we chase him to the dock, slashing at him put him in a boat with a hole in it kick the n----- out to sea I never saw that kid outside again. I remember he watched me ride scooters from his window though. F----- Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:36:18 No.6042968 10、2-604297028 So me and Cody rode the bus home form school. 5th grade. Small tale, but enough to get the thread bumped. If you saw the google maps you'd see how long tat walk was. Damn me and Cody were the coolest catz around we did cruel pranks to people on the bus we would lay on the floor of the bus bus driver would acclerae up a hill, we'd slide all the way back she hits breaks. All the way up bus driver would intentionally do maneuvers to reveal us, because we were 2sneaky finally she like installs things to where we can't slide bring screwdrivers seats fall apart for the next month he paddles back to his turf nudist parents let him inside, he is in tears go inside,play GTA IV](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/932/614/c43.png)
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![File 1279315106 jpg-(21 KB, 400x311, i-has-a-sad.jpg) Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:18:26 No.253190542 I has a sad. Today /b/, I cried. I cried like a little bitch for the first time In years. Not because my girlfriend dumped me on my ass, or I read through a baww thread, because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved. Here's what happened. [5:00am] After an all nighter, I had to piss, so I went outside. (Toilets are for bitches anyways.) lI was feeling good pissing for the first time for hours, watering the next neighbors flowers, when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitty, (Four maybe Five months old) sitting there just chllin'. I though he might need some company. The night before It had rained so my socks were soaked with water. I spent probably 20 minutes trying to coax this cat over, with nothing but plaid sweat pants and socks on, In the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over a sit. I sat there a talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. We watched the sun crest together. I longed to keep him, cuddle with him, make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill with me while I scrolled through /b/. But I knew I couldn't, I can't have pets In my condo. Continued >> Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:19:00 No.253190733 As I stood up, knowing I had to leave for work, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking Where are we going?", I knew I couldn't take him with me, He followed me for a bit, I turned around stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. He understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldn't he come, When will he find someone to love him, and care for him. But I know what will happen. He ll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years In a cage, and then get euthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where Is he, where's that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and he's gone... Dammit /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/625/837/fcf.png)
![File 1279315106 jpg-(21 KB, 400x311, i-has-a-sad.jpg) Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:18:26 No.253190542 I has a sad. Today /b/, I cried. I cried like a little bitch for the first time In years. Not because my girlfriend dumped me on my ass, or I read through a baww thread, because I denied a cute little kitten Its right to be loved. Here's what happened. [5:00am] After an all nighter, I had to piss, so I went outside. (Toilets are for bitches anyways.) lI was feeling good pissing for the first time for hours, watering the next neighbors flowers, when all of a sudden I look out in the street and see a little kitty, (Four maybe Five months old) sitting there just chllin'. I though he might need some company. The night before It had rained so my socks were soaked with water. I spent probably 20 minutes trying to coax this cat over, with nothing but plaid sweat pants and socks on, In the middle of the street. I finally got him to come over a sit. I sat there a talked to him, telling him how pretty he was, how soft his fur was, and he would rub on my legs as I sat on the curb. We watched the sun crest together. I longed to keep him, cuddle with him, make him my friend, someone to sit on my lap and chill with me while I scrolled through /b/. But I knew I couldn't, I can't have pets In my condo. Continued >> Gyro 07/16/10(Fri)17:19:00 No.253190733 As I stood up, knowing I had to leave for work, he stared at me. I knew what he was thinking Where are we going?", I knew I couldn't take him with me, He followed me for a bit, I turned around stopped, kneeled down and scrated his head. I told him to stay safe, and good luck. He understood. Halfway up the street I looked back, he was still sitting In the exact spot he had been when I left, wondering where I was going, why couldn't he come, When will he find someone to love him, and care for him. But I know what will happen. He ll spend another year or two on the streets, get picked up, spend years In a cage, and then get euthanized with a bunch of other animals wondering where Is he, where's that man who loved me that early morning. He was the first one to love me and he's gone... Dammit /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/625/837/fcf.png)
