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Making my Way Downtown
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making my way downtown a thousand miles vanessa carlton 4chan /b/
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ O Auto] File: 9AF71665-69F2-4EF1-8669-2(..).png (132 KB, 1200x716) O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)15:41:58 No.858983298 >>858983422 >>858983457 I can't feel myself O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)15:45:23 No.858983422 ► >858983436 File: NermalCharacter.jpg (20 KB, 310x395) >>858983298 (OP) I can O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)15:46:02 No.858983436 File: 27FF0809-2AE8-4D9E-B80B-6(...)jpg (14 KB, 400x372) >>858983422 Nice, what do you feel? >> O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)15:46:25 No.858983457 >>858983868 >>858983298 (OP) you are not suppposed to? O Anonymous 07/14/21(Wed)15:52:41 No.858983668 File: 29261D52-8FE7-4D26-8518-5(.jpg (26 KB, 280x428) >>858983457 I didn't know](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/148/542/1f8.png "I can't feel myself")
![File: nothinbutateathing.jpg (55 KB, 610x460) O Anonymous (ID: ILDXrpH) 09/13/14(Sat)05:13:42 No.568431194 [Reply] Tea is the coolest thing in human history. >Grows in China,only really exported to Japan. It's called -Tu. >1500s, some dude brings it to Europe. >Britain goes f------ nuts for it. >Start naval empire for the sole purpose of buying tea. >Britain buys all the tea in china for all it's silver bullion, utterly bankrupting itself. ARL OREY LAN Britain gets china addicted to opium to balance debt. Ha. >China gets p-----, colossal war ensues. >Meanwhile brits decide they want sugar in their tea, basically kick start the slave trade in earnest. >Stick sugar plantations all over americas. >Kill half the n------ in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar. >Blitz through India, be like "grow tea or everyone dies". >okay.jpg >China's f-----, broke from opium wars, monopoly on tea gone, >Africa's f-----, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the world. >the Americas rolling in wealth because slavery and plantations. >Everyone and their mum now drinks tea, brits make mad bank. >Me gets to drink sweet brew every morning, laughing my ass off at the untold numbers of corpses l'm dancing on. TEA THREAD BITCHES. Pick is pretty god tea. + 143 posts and 34 image renlies omitted Click here to view](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/885/219/2cb.png "The Source of All Evil")
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![File: image lpg (1.86 MB, 2446x2786) O Anonymous 09/06/16(Tue)19:18:26 No.702841144 [Reply] Wait seriously though if >gender is a social construct >men are privileged >women are oppressed Then just >be a man](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/168/006/10a.png "H--------")
![File : 1279968359 ipg-(24 KB, 897x239, 4channel jpg) ALL 4CHAN USERS READ ALL 4CHAN USERS READ 07/24/10(Sat)06:4 No.256740XXX Who I am is unimportant. All that matters is that I can no longer be silent. I believe legitimately innocent 4chan users are in serious danger right now, and despite my loyalties to my employer, I have chosen to make certain previously undisclosed information about 4chan public. I will not post again following this. Dismiss this information at your own discretion (and peril). Having provided you all fair warning about what is really going on within the administrative ranks of 4chan, my conscience will now be clear Here goes In early 2008, the owner/administrator of 4chan was approached by representatives of the Arizona ICAC in cooperation with the U.S. Department of Justice and federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement The agents approached 4chan's administrator following a year-long investigation into the site which, in turn, was initially brought to the DoJ's attention by the Jake Brahm incident. Of concern to the DoJ, ICE, and AZ-ICAC representatives was the routine Conventional procedure in CSA trafficking investigations calls for the unannounced seizure of the offending web site's server(s) and forensic examination of its HTTP daemon's and forum software's log files. After (or while) suspect IP addresses and trafficking of Child Sexual Abuse (CSA) images and links on 4chan org's /b/ board, among others corresponding time stamps are isolated, subpoenas are sent to the appropriate ISPs, compelling them to divulge account holder identification information □ Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06 46 46 No 2567400X It was explained to 4chan's administrator that law enforcement was initially prepared to move against him with the seizure of his servers, but that its rapid content purging system and enormous user population (14,000 unique visitors per hour, 10,000,000+ per month) would have rendered conventional CSA investigation techniques difficult. CSA postings were "drive-by" in nature and quick to expire. If seized, 4chan's servers would yield only trivial criminal evidence: those particular CSA postings which were active (or forensically recoverable) at the time of the seizure itself 4chan's administrator was presented an ultimatum: seizure of his servers anyway (and the possibility of charges being brought against him for his having never reported the CSA posters on his site to NCMEC), or cooperation. (The way the information came to me, two agents were actively standing by in the data center, ready to haul 4chan's servers away the moment he refused, if he refused.) Needless to say, 4chan's administrator decided that cooperation was in his best interest. With me so far? The result of this cooperation bloomed into the following changes quietly made to 4chan's servers, which have now been in place for some time □ Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06:47:50 No.25674 1XXX 4chan threads no longer truly "expire. Instead, they are archived" by virtue of becoming web browser-accessible only through alternate Apache+Futaba daemons listening at isolated TCP/IP interfaces on the boards.4chan.org and images 4chan org servers. These interfaces have non-public IP addresses and law enforcement in turn has a secure VPN to those interfaces. This allows them to review, with their web browsers, archived threads just as they appeared to users (and suspects) on the public version of 4chan, with backend content even drawn from the same SQL database entries that were created by those users/suspects while creating the threads. In effect, for 2 years, law enforcement has had a private version of 4chan, one where each "new thread is a thread that just expired from the public 4chan. And wherein all threads are sorted by date in a static fashion, so they do not "bump around in their order of presentation □ Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06:48:29 No.25674 10X As "expired (archived) threads are reviewed via the law enforcement version of 4chan, those without CSA content are deleted by agents manually. For threads that do exhibit CSA content, the law enforcement version of 4chan's Futaba daemon offers a CPI hyperlink at the top-right of the page. Clicking it causes special law enforcement software (which resides on the server with the administrator's permission) to tarball the entire thread for download by investigators in a forensically-sound fashion (in a way that will hold up to defense attorneys in court). Information captured by this tarballing" process includes the dates and times of all posts to the thread in question, the complete contents of all posts to the thread in question (including image attachments), and the IP addresses plus complete browser headers of all persons who posted in that thread, who downloaded any of its attachments, or who viewed the thread itself. When this tarballing software finishes its work, its final action is t overwrite (as opposed to "deleting") all thread attachments from the servers RAID arrays, and null-fill all corresponding SQL database entries. This assures that no contraband remains on the servers. (At their ends, agents additionally use a browser plug-in that makes "full page screenshots." This is mainly for cursory presentation in court, however.) □ Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06:49:08 No.25674 1XX The janitor's/moderator's Futaba interface to the public version of 4chan was similarly modified to include (next to the customary moderator/janitor control hyperlinks beside each post) a [CP] hyperlink beside all posts in every thread. (See the image attached to this post.) When this "[CP] link is clicked by a moderatorjanitor, the poster is banned and the post is deleted. But before that happens and unlike with the other moderator/janitor ban/delete hyperlinks the TCP]" hyperlink also first triggers the aforementioned law enforcement tarballing software to fire up and capture all aspects of the entire thread, just as described above, for later retrieval by law enforcement. (When the thread eventually expires from simple inactivity, it appears in the private law enforcement version of 4chan as usual, but with a "red flag" indicating that moderator/janitor action was previously taken against one or more of its posters for CSA trafficking activities.) The moderators/janitors were simply told to click the·ICPI, hyperlinks upon encountering CSA material as a "convenience" because it "automatically inserted ,CP a 4chan's administrator is the only one who knows (well, now, who knew) these d the ban reason. Of course, clicking the "[CPl" hyperlinks, as everybody now knows, does much more □ Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06:49:48 No 256741XX Beginning on ya en heeooperation etween char administrato andla en orcement ega again about year agok e adminst ato on ar asa se y he awe to cement agencies or eoase stay year, he was ordered" (that's my source's terminology, anyway) to remove all "ciwy" moderators/janitors from ib/ and to hand the /bi moderation accounts exclusively to the law enforcement agents working 4chan so they could "more quickly trap and take down CSA material chan's adminis wit arra ent, as t bans and thread/ t deletions on /b/ for CSA traffic screeC effectively letting /b! overflow with control over now Finally, and also earlier this year, 4chan's servers WERE effectively "seized. They were moved out of the old data center in Los Angeles and placed into a nearby facility directly controlled by an unnamed federal law enforcement agency. There's now just plain gigabit Ethernet fiber between the web si current tier 1 transit provider and the 4chan servers inside that facility, with no commercial hosting provider involved to speak of. This I have no further information on or what the implications are So there you have it. Because conventional approaches to combating CSA trafficking were thought fruitless against 4chan, the administrator was "convinced" to cooperate with a sting operation that has now been ongoing for 2 years. Law enforcement knows 4chan's reputation for CSA trafficking, and knew that by having convinced its administrator cooperation was superior to losing his servers, it would win an unprecedented opportunity to shoot fish in a barrel. And it has. As of late last year (the last time eard official statistics of the arrest count), the number of 4chan users arrested for CSA involvement was just past 1,100 individuals Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)06:50:24 No.256741 XXX terribly concerning to me. But now, 4chan is going completely mainstream The reason Im breaking my silence? The Jessica "Slaughter girl. When I knew only guility people used 4chan (and primarily /b/), knowledge of the ongoing sting operation Thanks to the Slaughter fiasco, I can honestly see droves of ordinary innocents clicking through to /b/ without any forewarning of what transpires here. And law enforcement being what it is -indiscriminately predatory toward anyone in possession of CSA contraband f--- circumstances, all must burn"), my heart sank at the thought of how many innocent lives would be ruined by criminal charges lodged against those guilty of nothing other than unwitting exploration of a forum whose nature they had no forewarning of. In my opinion, the "sting" operation that has been ongoing here was justified only under this web site's former circumstances. Now, it goes too far, and so I am speaking out That is all. It shall be interesting to observe what happens now. Probably, this thread will be deleted quickly, so I advise people to "copy pasta and re-post my words as frequently as possible: especially on other web sites like this one (I know you people are a community spread across similar boards). And again, I do not care about people who are unwilling to believe this and who will continue to inhabit this web site despite my warning. This post is directed toward those WITH common sense: those who're capable of asking themselves "has there ever been any OTHER web site this large, with constant CP postings, WITHOUT it ever being busted? The answer to that question is now before you: the busts have been ongoing the entire time. And now that innocent people are going to get mixed up in this, it has become too much for me to remain silent about 4chan Janitor Application ↓ READ ALL OF THE FOLLOWING BEFORE SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION Thank you for expressing interest in becoming a 4chan janitor Janitors are tasked with keeping the imageboards free of rule-breaking content. Janitors are able to respond to user-submitted reports delete posts, and submit ban requests The following is a list of details pertaining to the position ors CAN Remove comments/imanes on thelr assined board Important note We will be accepting applications for ALL boards EXC Janitor applications will open at 3:00PM EST on Sunday, January 23rd, 2011. We will only take submissions for approximately 24-48 hours. You must submit during this timeframe to be considered-mark it in your calendar! Again: IF YOU MISS THE CUT OFF, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SUBMIT AN APPLICATION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/133/289/938.jpg "sting operation /b/")
![Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:43:24 No.6042981732604300117 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:53:25 No.604300152 ·2604301064 So I'm in ninth grade Next story, Poor f----- me is an edgy prick this was later 5th grade. We get kicked out of Cody's dad's bc my father tries to an hero, and mom is a c--- back in Macon Ga have a tumblrite gf she is so hollow in a trailer with my grandma,sis,mom,dad my firs and last social event we get in the pool and she piggybacks me >starts exploring my junk with her tiny feet >I was [x] rustled >she gets bored,stops As far as l've gotten. But some other funny things happened at that party all I have is ROBLOX move my CPU to the porch ROBLOX ERRYDAY >Name is UrbanLegend, here I am relevant come back, no internet we are cold friend gets naked and starts a puppet show with his b------- >we he in the poolhouse, take it over >his of the party is playing bangerand ep >Frisbee that s--- get in the pool house sink >hot water >get warm and just bathe in hot water for a couple hours >someone poops in the shower someone removes poop >get in shower with gfey about to get all wet and s---- >hamplanet finds me grinds I run away My life is not okay so out of spite for my uncool poppa I went and got trifolda and made the ROOM WIDE WEB each triboard is a different site >I start cataloging all my vidyas, practically making manuals, my own social media sites, fake profiles ROOM WIDE WEB taking off >come back from school >dad sold my CPU sold my battery scooter bailing my Mon out of jail for drug charges >I'm mad still obsessed with guns >cut up my ROOM WIDE WEB boards and make cardboard guns no ROBLOX no ROOM WIDE WEB only angst I was in fostercare within a month Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:08:37 No.604303091 My crew of hooligans make a stinky mess Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)23:19:07 No.604304878 my friends are asses. Awful people I manipulate and kind of push people 1/2 thru the year,the gym teacher gets tired of pushing in the collapsible bleachers in the gym there is a big crack leading all the way dow to the floor where we sit in the morning we steal lunches from this elf looking f-- named Jacob >Jacob pretends he wants us to have it start dumping food down the crack weeks pass. Everyday. In the morning we do this,along withother funny things >someone brings ham someone brings soda >condoms ANYTHING now there is a circle around the pile, a radius in which kids don't sit bc the stench >kids actually vomit a few times pay a kid to go down and lookclose at the pile ITS 3 FEET TALL SPREAD AROUND F------ RATS AND MAGGOTS >Las day of school >coach pushes in bleachers >big black smear Big Stretch Plays with his feces my freind big stretch (he chose the name) thinks poop is really funny he s---- in paper towels throws them everywhere >ceiling tiles teachers lounge fridges he poops in the urinal a lot Big Stretch decides it would be funny to poop and pee in the soap dispenser people wash their hands with his slightly tainted soap all day next day its pure s--- people puke ,BigStretch is worried someday he will be caught so he does it sneakily he'll leave me notes 'go Czech this bathroom blah blah he graffittis stall with his s--- pencil smears it on the walls poops everywhere I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard >he cowboy runs in circles, 200% mad, but lacking a target we all laugh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/932/615/389.png "kids story thread pt2")
![翁/b/-ITT: Dumb s--- you c ㄨ ° Starbomb-FULL ALBI × /b/-Ayy-Random-4ch/X ←-> 습 https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/604288518/itt-dumb-s----you-did-as-a-kid#p604298726 :: Apps reddit: the front pag...。YouTube器4chan ★ OpenRA-Home N Humble Square Enix 3 Fallout New Vegas ABP Recy Sp An. scr [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 16 2.81 MB, 1800x1202 O Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:51:09 No.604288518 604288995 22604289542 22604289587 >60429324022604298791 22604300467 TT: Dumb s--- you did as a kid have a d------- lazy eye rich kid best friend, Cody. He is one year older across the street was the damned love of my life Elizabeth, year younger, from Denmark so I'm exposed to sex early on, Cody and I discuss humping wanna go hump Elizabeth?" we go over, illiterate mom lets us in, and we go to her room painfully explaining what humping is you just run into her butt me and Cody are suddenly shy he pressures me into doing it I dry humor her, fully clothed for a good 3 mins. Say I'm done, we leave Cody just watched n----- tells my parents. F-- u Cody my dad comes up to me 'did u hump elizabit son? >says he knows I did, gives me a good iob high five and tells me to go play vice city tried to go back to Elizabeth's house. Never worked. Her mom would just lock the door and stare at me through the door. Broke my heart. I have so many more. Cont? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:52:56 No.604288842 、>-604294753 This is where I bump. Should I tell about the time I found Cody and other firs graders having gay fun? Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)21:53:42 No.604288995 i love to dry humor bitches Anonymous U3/16/15(Mon)22:13:02 No.604292616604292737604293397 Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:00:14 No.604290241604290838604292447 604297790604297830 So this is the time I beat my neighbor possibly retarded I am obsessed with guns and killing, played vice city all the time my neighbor is a casual rich kid, I'm a poor kid living under the arm of Cody's dad. He pays my family's bills neighbor has a slick ass m16 toy gun sound effectsssss light up barrellllI mmmm go to his house hey gimme your m16 Cody and his trio are f----- anally by Lil Sylveser first time meeting Cody just moved to Dunwoody at I enter his room to find a party of kids for his birthday, all naked noises from closet w-- y s ays 'r u anon? Wanna hump?" y kid trigger 'OK. Cmon' I say cr ust look around Cody leads me to closet, opens we all do it its fun' as he shows a scrawny white 1st grader being penetrated by a giant n----- 6th grader hump with us anon come hump my dad's homophobia comes out in a quick burst he follows me down to my yard, I grab a brick from the terrace between houses drop the bass I'm so scrawny, but the f----- drops I knock on his head for a good 2 minutes until I got bored I realize I would hide the murder weapon S'u gey!' I run away We never talked about that again, despite being friends for years. Moar? uck,I hide in a bush ts winter, no cover adults surround me within minutes 'we can see you! classic bluff Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:22:46 No.604294394 ▶ >>6042946622604295797 22604297483 nevercggedy by go inside,play vice city Cody and Jet get #territorial over their prized lakeside property when Herman arrives >we live in Roswell ga now 1270 means court, if you need a visual aid Cody's dad is super rich, gets us swords The nerdy kid who also lives on our lake has a lightsaber Herman,let's call him waddles to our yard one day we are much bigger now. 5th grade Herman 'wanna sword fite?? Cody and I exchange glances yes. One sec herman we go get swords mine is a katana with a devil's face engraved Cody can't find longsword, settles for an industrial scythe We walk to Herman literally pisses his pants right there we chase him to the dock, slashing at him put him in a boat with a hole in it kick the n----- out to sea I never saw that kid outside again. I remember he watched me ride scooters from his window though. F----- Anonymous 03/16/15(Mon)22:36:18 No.6042968 10、2-604297028 So me and Cody rode the bus home form school. 5th grade. Small tale, but enough to get the thread bumped. If you saw the google maps you'd see how long tat walk was. Damn me and Cody were the coolest catz around we did cruel pranks to people on the bus we would lay on the floor of the bus bus driver would acclerae up a hill, we'd slide all the way back she hits breaks. All the way up bus driver would intentionally do maneuvers to reveal us, because we were 2sneaky finally she like installs things to where we can't slide bring screwdrivers seats fall apart for the next month he paddles back to his turf nudist parents let him inside, he is in tears go inside,play GTA IV](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/932/614/c43.png "kid stories thread")
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