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If Films Were Reviewed Like Video Games Tweet 2,948 f Like 412 Saturday, Jun 29, 2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell Review: World War Z Sponsored by Paramount Pictures and PopcornBlast Energy Drink, the kick-ass energy drink that moviers like you crave! Paramount Pictures has had a lot of success in the past. They are a large company and they have a lot of money. For this reason, fans of the distributor know that their newest movie is sure to be good World War Z is that newest movie. The camera never falls over during a scene. Actors are always in frame. The film runs at a steady 24 frames per second with very few frame drops. Since World War Z has a big enough budget to ensure that it doesn't have any glaring mistakes, we're happy to say that it will at least score a 7/10 World War Zs visuals are top-notch. It has all sorts of cool effects like shadows, sunbeams pouring through windows. and impressive reflections on shiny surfaces. Multiple light sources hit objects at the same time, making everything look very realistic The screen that you see the movie on is quite large. When there is a close up of a face it's like you're looking at a giant. Impressive! As all true moviers know, World War Z was filmed with the Arri Alexa M cameras, so the resolution is very high and therefore very good and worth watching Many of the actors are attractive. Some of the women have flaws, which really takes you out of their respective scenes. I like scenes where a dog reacts to a situation by laying his head down then comedically covering his eyes with his paws while whimpering. That doesn't happen in this movie which is rather unforgivable On to the sound. You can clearly hear everything that the actors say. The theater l saw the movie in had speakers that were likely running the latest firmware update. The music plays at the right time When a scene gets sad the music becomes sad. When there is a battle the music becomes exciting. It is quite cinematic World War Z has a great story. A lot of people talk in it and things keep happening, which makes it cinematic. There are also a lot of impressive explosions, which make the movie even more cinematic This is some next-gen stuff. You can clearly see everyone's facial expressions and everyone's face has a lot of detail so that makes the movie good There is a lot of shooting, and a lot of people get killed. It's very satisfying. Some people have been complaining about the level of violence as of late (I call them entitled whiners) but what else is going to be in a movie? World War Z clocks in at 116 minutes, so it passes our dollar-to-entertainment ratio test with flying colors That said, the movie isn't perfect. My seat had a bit of a wobble to it, so l could never quite get comfortable. There arent any scenes with dogs putting their paws over their eyes. I can't stress ho important that is. It has been established as something that works, so it should be in every single movie. The makers of World War Z got lazy on that front Still, fans of the genre will have an absolute blast with this cinematic marvel. It might just be the Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past of movies. You should pay to see this movie because it functions and does many of the things you expect WOW FACTOR: 10 REWATCHABILITY:6 FUN: 8 GOOD: 7 CINEMATIC: 9 FINAL SCORE - Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
If Films Were Reviewed Like Video Games Tweet 2,948 f Like 412 Saturday, Jun 29, 2013 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell Review: World War Z Sponsored by Paramount Pictures and PopcornBlast Energy Drink, the kick-ass energy drink that moviers like you crave! Paramount Pictures has had a lot of success in the past. They are a large company and they have a lot of money. For this reason, fans of the distributor know that their newest movie is sure to be good World War Z is that newest movie. The camera never falls over during a scene. Actors are always in frame. The film runs at a steady 24 frames per second with very few frame drops. Since World War Z has a big enough budget to ensure that it doesn't have any glaring mistakes, we're happy to say that it will at least score a 7/10 World War Zs visuals are top-notch. It has all sorts of cool effects like shadows, sunbeams pouring through windows. and impressive reflections on shiny surfaces. Multiple light sources hit objects at the same time, making everything look very realistic The screen that you see the movie on is quite large. When there is a close up of a face it's like you're looking at a giant. Impressive! As all true moviers know, World War Z was filmed with the Arri Alexa M cameras, so the resolution is very high and therefore very good and worth watching Many of the actors are attractive. Some of the women have flaws, which really takes you out of their respective scenes. I like scenes where a dog reacts to a situation by laying his head down then comedically covering his eyes with his paws while whimpering. That doesn't happen in this movie which is rather unforgivable On to the sound. You can clearly hear everything that the actors say. The theater l saw the movie in had speakers that were likely running the latest firmware update. The music plays at the right time When a scene gets sad the music becomes sad. When there is a battle the music becomes exciting. It is quite cinematic World War Z has a great story. A lot of people talk in it and things keep happening, which makes it cinematic. There are also a lot of impressive explosions, which make the movie even more cinematic This is some next-gen stuff. You can clearly see everyone's facial expressions and everyone's face has a lot of detail so that makes the movie good There is a lot of shooting, and a lot of people get killed. It's very satisfying. Some people have been complaining about the level of violence as of late (I call them entitled whiners) but what else is going to be in a movie? World War Z clocks in at 116 minutes, so it passes our dollar-to-entertainment ratio test with flying colors That said, the movie isn't perfect. My seat had a bit of a wobble to it, so l could never quite get comfortable. There arent any scenes with dogs putting their paws over their eyes. I can't stress ho important that is. It has been established as something that works, so it should be in every single movie. The makers of World War Z got lazy on that front Still, fans of the genre will have an absolute blast with this cinematic marvel. It might just be the Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past of movies. You should pay to see this movie because it functions and does many of the things you expect WOW FACTOR: 10 REWATCHABILITY:6 FUN: 8 GOOD: 7 CINEMATIC: 9 FINAL SCORE - Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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Wii XBOX360 XBOX LIVE Imagine party babyz 16 www.pegiin UBISO IGN RATINGS FOR IMAGINE: PARTY BABYZ (WII) IGN RATINGS FOR BRINK (X360) Rating Description Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Presentation Presentation .The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the The style and world of Brink look cool, from the unique characters to game's content. The user interface is simple and efficient. the appearance choices and menus. Graphics Once inside the game, Brink's world suffers from pixelated lines murky colors, and an almost greased-lens effect. Graphics "Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions Sound Adorable baby squeals surprisingly don't get obnoxious, though they do get less adorable after the hundredth time you hear them. eie Sound The music and sound effects do a decent job of presenting the game, but bigger actions like explosions just don't deliver Gameplay 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied objectives Gameplay Moving through the world using the SMART system works great, but the repetitive objectives simply grow tiresome 7.0 뉴 Lasting Appeal Lasting Appeal The story mode won't take long to finish, but the multiplayer and *Maxing out a character in a matter of days is just too quick. While you can adjust your skills, the repetition of objectives and the fight don't make this a game you can really hang on to customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the 7.5 Good 6.0 okay OVERALL (out of 10) OVERALL (out of 10)
Wii XBOX360 XBOX LIVE Imagine party babyz 16 www.pegiin UBISO IGN RATINGS FOR IMAGINE: PARTY BABYZ (WII) IGN RATINGS FOR BRINK (X360) Rating Description Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Presentation Presentation .The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the The style and world of Brink look cool, from the unique characters to game's content. The user interface is simple and efficient. the appearance choices and menus. Graphics Once inside the game, Brink's world suffers from pixelated lines murky colors, and an almost greased-lens effect. Graphics "Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions Sound Adorable baby squeals surprisingly don't get obnoxious, though they do get less adorable after the hundredth time you hear them. eie Sound The music and sound effects do a decent job of presenting the game, but bigger actions like explosions just don't deliver Gameplay 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied objectives Gameplay Moving through the world using the SMART system works great, but the repetitive objectives simply grow tiresome 7.0 뉴 Lasting Appeal Lasting Appeal The story mode won't take long to finish, but the multiplayer and *Maxing out a character in a matter of days is just too quick. While you can adjust your skills, the repetition of objectives and the fight don't make this a game you can really hang on to customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the 7.5 Good 6.0 okay OVERALL (out of 10) OVERALL (out of 10)

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MAFIAI Wii Imagine party babyz 18 GAMES UBISO Rating Description Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide out of 10 Click here for ratings guide 7.0 Presentation The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the game's content. The user interface is simple and efficient. Presentation The story is interesting, and the chapters make it feel like you're getting stuff done, but the pacing is a problem and the world while vibrant- can feel rather empty Graphics -Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models Graphics to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions The lip syncing isn't that hot, you'll see framerate dips, and characters can seem wooden, but the world looks good and there's a lot of detail 7.0 Sound do get less adorable after the hundredth time you hear them. Gameplay objectives Sound The voice work and actual music from the time are great. .Adorable baby squeals surprisingly don't get obnoxious, though they Gameplay With a couple cool exceptions lock picking, being a window washer, etc. this is a run of the mill third-person shooter. Nothing that'll light your hair on fire with excitement. 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied Lasting Appeal 7.5 'The story mode won't take long to finish, but the multiplayer and Lasting Appeal My first playthrough took just a bit more than 10 hours, but there are customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the narrative's conclusion. the Playboy centerfolds and wanted posters to double back for. 7.5 Good 7.0 Decent OVERALL (out of 10) OVERALL (out of 10)
MAFIAI Wii Imagine party babyz 18 GAMES UBISO Rating Description Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide out of 10 Click here for ratings guide 7.0 Presentation The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the game's content. The user interface is simple and efficient. Presentation The story is interesting, and the chapters make it feel like you're getting stuff done, but the pacing is a problem and the world while vibrant- can feel rather empty Graphics -Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models Graphics to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions The lip syncing isn't that hot, you'll see framerate dips, and characters can seem wooden, but the world looks good and there's a lot of detail 7.0 Sound do get less adorable after the hundredth time you hear them. Gameplay objectives Sound The voice work and actual music from the time are great. .Adorable baby squeals surprisingly don't get obnoxious, though they Gameplay With a couple cool exceptions lock picking, being a window washer, etc. this is a run of the mill third-person shooter. Nothing that'll light your hair on fire with excitement. 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied Lasting Appeal 7.5 'The story mode won't take long to finish, but the multiplayer and Lasting Appeal My first playthrough took just a bit more than 10 hours, but there are customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the narrative's conclusion. the Playboy centerfolds and wanted posters to double back for. 7.5 Good 7.0 Decent OVERALL (out of 10) OVERALL (out of 10)

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IGN RATINGS FOR MEGA MAN 9 (WIl) Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Graphics A true "period piece" in gaming. Hardcore will love it, but when put against other download games, it wont look pretty. We wouldnt have it any other way though. Classic, and dated by design IGN RATINGS FOR MEGA MAN 10 (Wll) Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Mega Man's graphics should be scored based upon the specific look they were going for, and as you know, the Mega Man titles on the NES were some of the console's prettiest.
IGN RATINGS FOR MEGA MAN 9 (WIl) Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Graphics A true "period piece" in gaming. Hardcore will love it, but when put against other download games, it wont look pretty. We wouldnt have it any other way though. Classic, and dated by design IGN RATINGS FOR MEGA MAN 10 (Wll) Rating Description out of 10 Click here for ratings guide Mega Man's graphics should be scored based upon the specific look they were going for, and as you know, the Mega Man titles on the NES were some of the console's prettiest.

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PlayStation.2 Wii imagin party babyz は199 CAPCOM CLOVER BISOET IGN Ratings for God Hand (PS2) IGN Ratings for Imagine: Party Babyz (Wii) Rating Description IGN DEMO ROOM Rating Description IGN DEMO ROOM out of 10 click here for ratings guideout of 10 click here for ratings guide。 resentation The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the game's content The user interface is simple and efficient. 5.0 Presentation The intentionally poor story and dialog is so bad it sortof works. Sort of. 7.5 Graphics Character models and animations are reasonably nice but the environments are extremely bland, both in geometrical and texture detail. 6.0 Graphics Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions 7.5 Sound Terrible voice acting but the music is pretty great, making it one of the only redeeming things about the game. 7.0 Sound 7.0 Adorable baby squeals surprisingly dont get obnoxious, though they do get less adorable after the hundrecth time you hear them Gameplay enemy design and basically everything else flat-out sucks. Lasting Appeal boring and frustrating so you likely wont play for too long. 2.5 The combat system is okay (at best), but player control, the camera, level design, Gameplay 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied objectives Lasting Appeal 5.0 The game is surprising lengthy for such a basic game, though it gets increbily 7.0 The story mode wont take long to finish, but the multiplayer and customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the narrative's conclusion OVERALL (out of 10 not an average) OVERALL (out of 10 not an average) Bad Good
PlayStation.2 Wii imagin party babyz は199 CAPCOM CLOVER BISOET IGN Ratings for God Hand (PS2) IGN Ratings for Imagine: Party Babyz (Wii) Rating Description IGN DEMO ROOM Rating Description IGN DEMO ROOM out of 10 click here for ratings guideout of 10 click here for ratings guide。 resentation The art direction is very appealing, though a bit immature for the game's content The user interface is simple and efficient. 5.0 Presentation The intentionally poor story and dialog is so bad it sortof works. Sort of. 7.5 Graphics Character models and animations are reasonably nice but the environments are extremely bland, both in geometrical and texture detail. 6.0 Graphics Simple and charming. The stylized direction allows character models to look crisp and animated without any jarring concessions 7.5 Sound Terrible voice acting but the music is pretty great, making it one of the only redeeming things about the game. 7.0 Sound 7.0 Adorable baby squeals surprisingly dont get obnoxious, though they do get less adorable after the hundrecth time you hear them Gameplay enemy design and basically everything else flat-out sucks. Lasting Appeal boring and frustrating so you likely wont play for too long. 2.5 The combat system is okay (at best), but player control, the camera, level design, Gameplay 30 solid, engaging mini-games with tight controls and varied objectives Lasting Appeal 5.0 The game is surprising lengthy for such a basic game, though it gets increbily 7.0 The story mode wont take long to finish, but the multiplayer and customization features extend the life of this title far beyond the narrative's conclusion OVERALL (out of 10 not an average) OVERALL (out of 10 not an average) Bad Good

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According to IGN.. Released in 2013. Uses an engine from 2007. Released in 2009. Uses an engine from 2004. CALLDUTY CG H O S T S PC DYB ROR ALOGIC GN score: 8.8/10 all powered by a new, next generation Call of Duty engine that redefines the series for the next generation." GN score:4.8/10 "But overthe years,it seems like the company just keeps churning outsequels with no noticeable attemptto improve the quality of the gameplay or the visuals"
According to IGN.. Released in 2013. Uses an engine from 2007. Released in 2009. Uses an engine from 2004. CALLDUTY CG H O S T S PC DYB ROR ALOGIC GN score: 8.8/10 all powered by a new, next generation Call of Duty engine that redefines the series for the next generation." GN score:4.8/10 "But overthe years,it seems like the company just keeps churning outsequels with no noticeable attemptto improve the quality of the gameplay or the visuals"

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6.0 OKAY Pros GREAT GRAPHICS FUN USE OF 3D ADDITIONAL MODES Cons FORGETTABLE CAMPAIGN TOO EASY Kirby D 324/3:55 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - Video Review IGN -92,671 videos 10,341 、 | Subscribe 4,475,64 255 721 duskblogsthings medicluigi duskblogsthings dkctropicalcheese: 17328 IGN is such a joke In today's day and age, being too easy and too hard are both bad things. How sad. Indeed. Personally, if previous kirby games are any means of measuring how this one is, I love how "easy" it is to beat, but how difficult it is to 100% Also.. "Forgettable Campaign?" Is that story mode??? I don't speak Call of Duty
6.0 OKAY Pros GREAT GRAPHICS FUN USE OF 3D ADDITIONAL MODES Cons FORGETTABLE CAMPAIGN TOO EASY Kirby D 324/3:55 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - Video Review IGN -92,671 videos 10,341 、 | Subscribe 4,475,64 255 721 duskblogsthings medicluigi duskblogsthings dkctropicalcheese: 17328 IGN is such a joke In today's day and age, being too easy and too hard are both bad things. How sad. Indeed. Personally, if previous kirby games are any means of measuring how this one is, I love how "easy" it is to beat, but how difficult it is to 100% Also.. "Forgettable Campaign?" Is that story mode??? I don't speak Call of Duty

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What Makes the Perfect Video Game? It's All About Story Story. It's all about story. I can tolerate games that don't have great gameplay (see my recent top 10 games for plenty of examples), as long as the story and aesthetic reel me in. Sadly, the opposite isn't true. IGN Editor, Luke Karmali loltaku why
What Makes the Perfect Video Game? It's All About Story Story. It's all about story. I can tolerate games that don't have great gameplay (see my recent top 10 games for plenty of examples), as long as the story and aesthetic reel me in. Sadly, the opposite isn't true. IGN Editor, Luke Karmali loltaku why

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