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Just relax, man

Visit my website 1h → What did Jude Bellingham's overhead kick teach us about resilience in business operations? ...see more 9
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Yikes

I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm
I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm

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Seems a little harsh

1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send
1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

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Marriage stack

.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost
.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost

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Those darn kids

Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Fake and cringe

So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00
So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00

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It's just impossible

Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen
Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen

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Copy... paste

Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •
Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •

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That's embarrassing

Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •
Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •

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Someone hire them

A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs
A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

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Definitely appropriate

Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered
Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered

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Must be nice

Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN
Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN

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Oh no, how dare they

Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply
Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply

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True lunatic

Katarina Jovanovic Do something today that you can be proud of tomorrow! Porsche AG Frankfurt/Rhine-Main 3 Daily Mail 115 contacts MORE STORIES Q Mother throws newborn daughter out of a window to her death because 'she thought a child would ruin her career as an executive at Porsche' By Matt Drake 10:00 05 Jul 2024, updated 11:50 05 Jul 2024
Katarina Jovanovic Do something today that you can be proud of tomorrow! Porsche AG Frankfurt/Rhine-Main 3 Daily Mail 115 contacts MORE STORIES Q Mother throws newborn daughter out of a window to her death because 'she thought a child would ruin her career as an executive at Porsche' By Matt Drake 10:00 05 Jul 2024, updated 11:50 05 Jul 2024

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A modern dystopia

Anant in ⚫ 2nd CA | LinkedIn Top Voice | Finance | Business | Marketing View my blog 18h • Year 2030 Government introduces Tax on Social Media. Below will be the slab - 0-10 Likes Nil 10-100 Likes ~ 5% 100-200 Likes ~ 10% 200-1000 Likes ~ 20% Above 1000 Likes - 30% Let's see how much tax I need to pay for this post. CG♡ 572 P 76 comments • 9 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Anant in ⚫ 2nd CA | LinkedIn Top Voice | Finance | Business | Marketing View my blog 18h • Year 2030 Government introduces Tax on Social Media. Below will be the slab - 0-10 Likes Nil 10-100 Likes ~ 5% 100-200 Likes ~ 10% 200-1000 Likes ~ 20% Above 1000 Likes - 30% Let's see how much tax I need to pay for this post. CG♡ 572 P 76 comments • 9 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Thanks for sharing

Collin Rutherford • 2nd Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founder of Greenbox Storage.... 7h + Follow Have you ever accidentally walked into a brothel? I didn't even know it was possible... until I did it last night in Medellín, Colombia. The place looked like a normal bar / nightclub, but my gf and I quickly discovered some extra services being offered. Wild stuff. CO 4 STAFF de puta Madre DJ KOYO IN THE HOUSE d Like Comment ล Share Insights
Collin Rutherford • 2nd Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founder of Greenbox Storage.... 7h + Follow Have you ever accidentally walked into a brothel? I didn't even know it was possible... until I did it last night in Medellín, Colombia. The place looked like a normal bar / nightclub, but my gf and I quickly discovered some extra services being offered. Wild stuff. CO 4 STAFF de puta Madre DJ KOYO IN THE HOUSE d Like Comment ล Share Insights

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