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Max Berger @maxberger I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me.
Max Berger @maxberger I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me.

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It's not

Emma Berquist @eeberquist i think part of the problem with raising the minimum wage is half our politicians were born in the 1940s and still think rent is $71 a month
Emma Berquist @eeberquist i think part of the problem with raising the minimum wage is half our politicians were born in the 1940s and still think rent is $71 a month

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Shrek things

A$AP Shapiro @mitchthammarath Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep dreamin pal. sam (in a meeting) @TheAccountOfSam shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear
A$AP Shapiro @mitchthammarath Magic Mike grossed 167 million. If you still think girls like dad bods, keep dreamin pal. sam (in a meeting) @TheAccountOfSam shrek grossed 484 million just so we're clear

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Message received

When they send messages from the inside... CHIPOTLE LUENSTAN WNFLOWER OIL SY REA'S LIME JUICE FLOUR BLACK PEPPER ju hones Cument CULTURE PINTO BEANS MILKE RENNET BEEF TOMATO TOMATO JALAFIRO FOSLAND PEPPER PASTE ROMAINE THYME TTUCE SALT Don4 Work Here CASH HIRING NOW CELLENT ART FOR YOU AND N MONCAL DEVALE FRON
When they send messages from the inside... CHIPOTLE LUENSTAN WNFLOWER OIL SY REA'S LIME JUICE FLOUR BLACK PEPPER ju hones Cument CULTURE PINTO BEANS MILKE RENNET BEEF TOMATO TOMATO JALAFIRO FOSLAND PEPPER PASTE ROMAINE THYME TTUCE SALT Don4 Work Here CASH HIRING NOW CELLENT ART FOR YOU AND N MONCAL DEVALE FRON

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Ouch

We no longer go for looks. We go for maturity, stability, loyalty and peace If only you had this mindest before you became a single mom
We no longer go for looks. We go for maturity, stability, loyalty and peace If only you had this mindest before you became a single mom

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One thing stayed the same...

M Ron Johnson Follow @3RonJohnson "Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas 0 8:50 PM • Dec 18, 2022 · 2.1M Views . > 255 1.1K 18K ☐ 145 <]
M Ron Johnson Follow @3RonJohnson "Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas 0 8:50 PM • Dec 18, 2022 · 2.1M Views . > 255 1.1K 18K ☐ 145 <]

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Because that's how it should work, right?

Paul Graham @paulg. 1d The deprioritization of tweets with links in them is Twitter's biggest flaw. It bothers me more than all the new right-wing trolls. Trolls I'm used to, but what draws me to Twitter is to find out what's going on, and you can't do that without links. 343 1,1K 13K I 1,2M ធ ↑ Elon Musk ☑@elonmusk. 1d Just write a description in the main post and put the link in the reply. This just stops lazy linking. 624 Paul Graham @paulg 1,1K 3,1K | 4,7M ☐ ↑ If I write a new essay and tweet a link to it, that's "lazy linking," but if I tweet that I've written a new essay and then put the link in a reply, that's somehow better? 23.32 24/11/2024 287K Views 301 17126 600 6K ☐ 106 ↑
Paul Graham @paulg. 1d The deprioritization of tweets with links in them is Twitter's biggest flaw. It bothers me more than all the new right-wing trolls. Trolls I'm used to, but what draws me to Twitter is to find out what's going on, and you can't do that without links. 343 1,1K 13K I 1,2M ធ ↑ Elon Musk ☑@elonmusk. 1d Just write a description in the main post and put the link in the reply. This just stops lazy linking. 624 Paul Graham @paulg 1,1K 3,1K | 4,7M ☐ ↑ If I write a new essay and tweet a link to it, that's "lazy linking," but if I tweet that I've written a new essay and then put the link in a reply, that's somehow better? 23.32 24/11/2024 287K Views 301 17126 600 6K ☐ 106 ↑

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What's wrong with hummus?

jamelle @jamellebouie.net • 1h made a quick hummus for lunch CHAN BRIQU 136 19 Leo Bates @leobates.bsky.social . 17m Lefty nonsense 2.8K
jamelle @jamellebouie.net • 1h made a quick hummus for lunch CHAN BRIQU 136 19 Leo Bates @leobates.bsky.social . 17m Lefty nonsense 2.8K

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Bread

.1d My mom banned me from making bread so now I have to make it in secret when she's at work and stash it in my room 94 1929 34.4K 376K
.1d My mom banned me from making bread so now I have to make it in secret when she's at work and stash it in my room 94 1929 34.4K 376K

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Goodbye, toad

mizutsune in real①O ... 18h ⠀ : i tried to take a selfie with a toad i caught but I forgot i had my headlamp on so it just looks like he's getting raptured
mizutsune in real①O ... 18h ⠀ : i tried to take a selfie with a toad i caught but I forgot i had my headlamp on so it just looks like he's getting raptured

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Signs

Ol sj @sjlxe .7h It's true, the 1/3 pounder burger failed in america cuz they thought quarter pounders were bigger 4 18 Amarion @Minmarion 6h Yeah cause they are???? 7 27 1 ol sj @sjlxe. 6h 1/3 > 1/4 .33.25 3 27 Amarion @Minmarion - 6h What are those signs 9 17 2 616 38 634 ↑ 281
Ol sj @sjlxe .7h It's true, the 1/3 pounder burger failed in america cuz they thought quarter pounders were bigger 4 18 Amarion @Minmarion 6h Yeah cause they are???? 7 27 1 ol sj @sjlxe. 6h 1/3 > 1/4 .33.25 3 27 Amarion @Minmarion - 6h What are those signs 9 17 2 616 38 634 ↑ 281

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Oh my

Mipp @mippness Follow Did I ever show this text interaction with my grandmother? Oh my he has a headache
Mipp @mippness Follow Did I ever show this text interaction with my grandmother? Oh my he has a headache

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Love it

Creepy ⭑ @creepydotorg Subscribe The president of Argentina gives the prime minister of Italy a figurine of himself wielding a chainsaw. 2:34 AM 24 Nov 24 114K Views •
Creepy ⭑ @creepydotorg Subscribe The president of Argentina gives the prime minister of Italy a figurine of himself wielding a chainsaw. 2:34 AM 24 Nov 24 114K Views •

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I get it

4 COLUMBUS NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i Man barricades himself in house after family member takes bite of his grilled cheese sandwich.nbc4i.co/ 2iaf6Dx <
4 COLUMBUS NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i Man barricades himself in house after family member takes bite of his grilled cheese sandwich.nbc4i.co/ 2iaf6Dx <

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Thanks, dad

Tommy @_TommyMason Love it when my dad refers me work 09:591 < Dad > iMessage Today 09:58 My mate needs a website designing, told him £500. I've sent him your number What? How big is the website? Normal screen size Read 09:58
Tommy @_TommyMason Love it when my dad refers me work 09:591 < Dad > iMessage Today 09:58 My mate needs a website designing, told him £500. I've sent him your number What? How big is the website? Normal screen size Read 09:58

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So...

Flying trains could be coming your way bloom.bg/2zsiG6x @will ent Nosa Isabor @Nosalsabor So a plane?
Flying trains could be coming your way bloom.bg/2zsiG6x @will ent Nosa Isabor @Nosalsabor So a plane?

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