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Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes

Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes

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Solid argument

lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes

lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes

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Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes

Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes

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Brain's having a bad day

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes

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the last one sounds a bit suspicious

Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham

Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham

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That's what happens when you fall into the same old dull routine

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork In that Pina Colada song the guy says "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long" and later says he never knew she liked "the smell of the ocean or the taste of champagne." So this romeo never took her to the beach or drank champagne with her but whines that HE'S bored 8:13 PM · 4/24/21 · Twitter Web App

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork In that Pina Colada song the guy says "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long" and later says he never knew she liked "the smell of the ocean or the taste of champagne." So this romeo never took her to the beach or drank champagne with her but whines that HE'S bored 8:13 PM · 4/24/21 · Twitter Web App

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Twitter Art Police

This creates an unrealistic standard of beauty.

This creates an unrealistic standard of beauty.

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Olympics ban BLM

Ben Crump O @AttorneyCrump May 5 The Olympics will now BAN any athlete who wears a BLM shirt, kneels during the national anthem or raises a fist to oppose racism. This sends the WRONG message about basic human rights & I urge the Olympic Committee to reverse this decision! Olympics bans 'Black Lives Matter' apparel, could punish athletes for s. The Olympics continue to ban athlete protests and could punish athletes who choose to protest anyway. That means raising a fist or kneeling . S wtrf.com 1.2K t7 6.6K 14.2K

Ben Crump O @AttorneyCrump May 5 The Olympics will now BAN any athlete who wears a BLM shirt, kneels during the national anthem or raises a fist to oppose racism. This sends the WRONG message about basic human rights & I urge the Olympic Committee to reverse this decision! Olympics bans 'Black Lives Matter' apparel, could punish athletes for s. The Olympics continue to ban athlete protests and could punish athletes who choose to protest anyway. That means raising a fist or kneeling . S wtrf.com 1.2K t7 6.6K 14.2K

I always hated doing that

Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse C1 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 - Twitter Web App

Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse C1 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 - Twitter Web App

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You took it too far

Nikki Valentine 2 d are "chad" and "soyjack" in the room with us right now?

Nikki Valentine 2 d are "chad" and "soyjack" in the room with us right now?

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That does sound good

David Dunkovich @DavidDunkovich Igotta get this off my chest. I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking it was broccoli & cheddar soup. she ate the whole thing and said it was one of her favorite soups she's ever had

David Dunkovich @DavidDunkovich Igotta get this off my chest. I accidentally served a lady spinach artichoke dip thinking it was broccoli & cheddar soup. she ate the whole thing and said it was one of her favorite soups she's ever had

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Thinking long term

Amanda B @amandajpanda DMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad. Me:I am mad. DMV Lady: But you'll look mad on here for 5 years. Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

Amanda B @amandajpanda DMV Lady: Do you want to retake your photo? You look mad. Me:I am mad. DMV Lady: But you'll look mad on here for 5 years. Me: I will still be mad in 5 years.

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EU vs US

Samuel Pollen @samuel_pollen European out-of-offices: "I'm away camping for the summer. Email again in September" American out-of-offices: "I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime"

Samuel Pollen @samuel_pollen European out-of-offices: "I'm away camping for the summer. Email again in September" American out-of-offices: "I have left the office for two hours to undergo kidney surgery but you can reach me on my cell anytime"

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I would not know how to walk

Platform Boots from Windowsen Couture Fall 2021 Path ... @MinniePath I would not know how to act if I wore these

Platform Boots from Windowsen Couture Fall 2021 Path ... @MinniePath I would not know how to act if I wore these

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We're still not advanced enough

Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Busserspariengnng im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY

Weird History @weird_hist What 1900 people thought life would be like in the year 2000: balloon-supported lake-walking. hildebrands Deutsche Schokolade Busserspariengnng im Jahre 2000, jomny sun @jonnysun we've GONE THE WRONG WAY

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So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right?

TRAFON(S Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck ... So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right? 11:00 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

TRAFON(S Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck ... So JK Simmons is just one of the coolest dudes to ever exist right? 11:00 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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