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Tweet Twitter @Twitter Not today, men. 12:05 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Sprinklr 101.5K Retweets 420K Likes
Tweet Twitter @Twitter Not today, men. 12:05 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Sprinklr 101.5K Retweets 420K Likes

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Most mustaches are stationary things, stoically performing their thankless tasks above the upper lip

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Most mustaches are stationary things, stoically performing their thankless tasks above the upper lip, filtering dust, keeping debris from entering the nostrils &amp; intimidating other mustaches that might approach.<br>But a very few go on epic quests, feeding an insatiable wanderlust. <a href="https://t.co/VQs2011xp2">pic.twitter.com/VQs2011xp2</a></p>&mdash; Pickle_Water (@pickle_water) <a href="https://twitter.com/pickle_water/status/1236472573862559750?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 8, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Most mustaches are stationary things, stoically performing their thankless tasks above the upper lip, filtering dust, keeping debris from entering the nostrils &amp; intimidating other mustaches that might approach.<br>But a very few go on epic quests, feeding an insatiable wanderlust. <a href="https://t.co/VQs2011xp2">pic.twitter.com/VQs2011xp2</a></p>&mdash; Pickle_Water (@pickle_water) <a href="https://twitter.com/pickle_water/status/1236472573862559750?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 8, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Twomad gets confronted by salty kpop stans after he made a coronavirus shitpost

The Shitpost in Question: <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7lWKfpZ3xoI" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
The Shitpost in Question: <iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7lWKfpZ3xoI" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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This is the most Florida tweet I’ve ever seen.

Daniel @MyFavsTrash This is the most Florida tweet I've ever seen. Traducir Tweet WFLA NEWS O @WFLA - 4 mar. Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free bit.ly/39q4BnF 8:13 a. m. 5 mar. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
Daniel @MyFavsTrash This is the most Florida tweet I've ever seen. Traducir Tweet WFLA NEWS O @WFLA - 4 mar. Is your meth contaminated with coronavirus? This Florida police dept. will test it for free bit.ly/39q4BnF 8:13 a. m. 5 mar. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Monsters named Anonymous and Witch-Hunting

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Howdy Bumper

Posted in an "ebaums list of bad lifehacks":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/31-terrible-life-hacks-that-might-just-work/86211796/?view=list#overlay-list-86211826 so needless to say DO NOT DO THIS
Posted in an "ebaums list of bad lifehacks":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/31-terrible-life-hacks-that-might-just-work/86211796/?view=list#overlay-list-86211826 so needless to say DO NOT DO THIS

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Well that escalated quickly

When watching a sex scene in a movie with your parents, lighten the awkwardness in the room by asking, "Dad, is your d--- as big as that guy's?" 5/15/18, 2:23 PM
When watching a sex scene in a movie with your parents, lighten the awkwardness in the room by asking, "Dad, is your d--- as big as that guy's?" 5/15/18, 2:23 PM

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That would for sure work

Josh Hara O @yoyoha Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
Josh Hara O @yoyoha Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

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**A Spider Wants To Know Your Location**

Goats? @Gooooats THUG 1940s Detective: It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many. 10:35 AM 05 Jun 17· Twitter Web Client
Goats? @Gooooats THUG 1940s Detective: It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many. 10:35 AM 05 Jun 17· Twitter Web Client

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My sister on holiday with the kids, they had a few cute ‘towel animals’ left on the bed during the w...

D.A.D.D.Y @team_daddy My sister on holiday with the kids, they had a few cute 'towel animals' left on the bed during the week but just came back to this Traducir Tweet 10:14 a. m. · 23 feb. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone O CRUISE RUISE
D.A.D.D.Y @team_daddy My sister on holiday with the kids, they had a few cute 'towel animals' left on the bed during the week but just came back to this Traducir Tweet 10:14 a. m. · 23 feb. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone O CRUISE RUISE

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USA friends: All Australian towns have weird names Me: NO WE DON'T Australian Towns:

Nerd Nobain ** @Nerd_Nobain USA friends: All Australian towns have weird names Me: NO WE DON'T Australian Towns: Cairns O Mount Coom Mount N----- O Townsville Coral Sea N------ Bounce O Mackay QUEENSLAND Brisbane Toowoomba Gold Coast A 54 h 4,473 km NEW SOUTH WALES Newcastle Curly D--- Roado OCockburn Crescent delaide Canberra OGlory Hole Cave Smoko O Mount Niggerhead Ballarato Poowong O O Chinamans Knob 11:55 PM · Feb 21, 2020 · Twitter Web App 975 Retweets 3.6K Likes
Nerd Nobain ** @Nerd_Nobain USA friends: All Australian towns have weird names Me: NO WE DON'T Australian Towns: Cairns O Mount Coom Mount N----- O Townsville Coral Sea N------ Bounce O Mackay QUEENSLAND Brisbane Toowoomba Gold Coast A 54 h 4,473 km NEW SOUTH WALES Newcastle Curly D--- Roado OCockburn Crescent delaide Canberra OGlory Hole Cave Smoko O Mount Niggerhead Ballarato Poowong O O Chinamans Knob 11:55 PM · Feb 21, 2020 · Twitter Web App 975 Retweets 3.6K Likes

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Gail Simone's Meltdown

GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 NNICK Goddamit Linda LINDAAAAAAAA LINDA COME BAAAAAACK LINDAAAAAAAAAA GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 GODDAMN IT NOW MY EFFING BITCH MOM SAYS IF I DON'T GET A JOB AND START PAYING RENT THEN I SHOULD 'AT LEAST' HELP CLEAN THE (sniff) CRYPT HOUSE GODDAMN IT MOM YOU EFFING BITCH FEMINISM IS A DISEASE GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Writer of comics and animation, gre repped by Ari Lubet, alubet@3arts. O LINDAAAAAAAAA! E Joined 12.1K Following 152.8K Follower O) Followed by Bad Opinions Ama Tweets Tweets { Gail Simone 17 ♡ 1.7K + Pinned Tweet GAIL SIMONE @GailSimo Birds of Prey movie... 27 133 ♡ 2.4K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 American writer Why don't people like me seriously you guys Amazing GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 19 27 18 ♡ 824 .AND THAT IS WHY ASKING ME TO USE YOUR PREFERRED PRONOUNS IS A HATE CRIME Fabulous GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 I love you Linda REMEMBER TO HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE Gail Simone is an American More, please 1,585 votes Final results penning DC's Birds of Prey, BUT I HATE YOU LINDA O 127 I love you Linda GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone BUT I HATE YOU LINDA ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR GIRLFRIEND MUST KEEP TRIM MUST LOVE ANIME WILL NOT WORK GO TO HELL, JERRY OUTSIDE THE HOME DOESN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE O 15 27 52 O 1.5K WITHOUT PERMISSION DOESN'T HAVE SKANKY GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 FRIENDS MUST DRESS SEXY AT ALL TIMES NO WHY DONT WOMEN LKE THE SAME COOL STUFF I DO I COULD DATE SO UNNATURAL HAIR COLORS MANY CHICKS IF THEY JUST LIKED ANIME O 13 t7 137 O 2.3K WAIT WHAT THERE'S ONE ONLINE H-------- GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 I DON'T KNO W WHO THAT GUY IS BUT I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB! (Typing) "DEAR DONKEY-FACED W----." 29 27 13 522 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 18 O 33 27 135 O 1.9K I'm sure your husband is very proud to see this and is showing it to all the guys at the office and im certain your children are very eager to take this O 22 27 51 O 1.9K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE OR HAD A GENUINE FRIENDSHIP WITH A WOMAN YET STILL FEEL SUPREMELY CONFIDENT IN INSULTING EVERY GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Feb 16 little exhibit of the damned to show and tell. "I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!" (Actual response to ugly doll japery) ASPECT OF THEIR APPEARANCE AND SEXUALITY AND HISTORY AND ONE TIME A GIRL SAID HELLO TO ME AND I PEED LIKE LITERALLY JUST PEED ALL OVER LIKE A PANTS GUSHER 8:29 AM · Feb 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPad 1.9K Retweets 10.4K Likes 23 27 32 ♡ 1.4K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 Replying to @GailSimone IF BERNIE DOESN'T GET THE NOD I AM WRITING IN CHARIZARD GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 "Well, look, I understand that sometimes social interaction is difficult and I just think-" O 26 27 143 O 2.4K 153 27 19 ♡ 547 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT OUR GROUP IS WE ARE ALL ALPHA MALES PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WEAR THIS MASK, USE AN ANIME AVATAR, A "NO ONE ASKED YOU, TANYA YOU DIRTY SLAG" VPN, AND A FAKE NAME HAHAHA SJWS ARE CUCKS HEY WHERE IS MY WIFE OH GOD SHE'S WITH JERRY AGAIN LINDA HOW COULD YOU O 48 27 161 O 2.5K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 IF PEOPLE WANT EQUALITY SO MUCH WHY ISN'T WHITE HISTORY MONTH A THING DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT LOL CHECKMATE SJWS O 41 t7 47 O 1.3K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE 229 27 210 ♡ 2.8K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Feb 16 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW DARE THESE GODDAMN SJW W-------- SCUMBAG P------------ WEASELDICK HACK 'CREATORS' WHO SHOULD DIE IN A CHAINSAW GARDEN BE SO HOSTILE TO THEIR CUSTOMERS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT PIRATING THEIR STUFF ENTIRELY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING 23 27 179 ♡ 2.8K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 EVERTHING MUST CATER TO MY LIMITED TASTE AND EXPERIENCE OR ELSE IT IS WOKE AND THAT IS WORSE THAN STALIN BECAUSE GODDAMN IT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE JERKING PETROL 19 t7 31 ♡ 770 O 17 27 106 ♡ 2.1K O 25 27 190 ♡ 2.7K
GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 NNICK Goddamit Linda LINDAAAAAAAA LINDA COME BAAAAAACK LINDAAAAAAAAAA GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 GODDAMN IT NOW MY EFFING BITCH MOM SAYS IF I DON'T GET A JOB AND START PAYING RENT THEN I SHOULD 'AT LEAST' HELP CLEAN THE (sniff) CRYPT HOUSE GODDAMN IT MOM YOU EFFING BITCH FEMINISM IS A DISEASE GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Writer of comics and animation, gre repped by Ari Lubet, alubet@3arts. O LINDAAAAAAAAA! E Joined 12.1K Following 152.8K Follower O) Followed by Bad Opinions Ama Tweets Tweets { Gail Simone 17 ♡ 1.7K + Pinned Tweet GAIL SIMONE @GailSimo Birds of Prey movie... 27 133 ♡ 2.4K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 American writer Why don't people like me seriously you guys Amazing GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 19 27 18 ♡ 824 .AND THAT IS WHY ASKING ME TO USE YOUR PREFERRED PRONOUNS IS A HATE CRIME Fabulous GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 I love you Linda REMEMBER TO HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE Gail Simone is an American More, please 1,585 votes Final results penning DC's Birds of Prey, BUT I HATE YOU LINDA O 127 I love you Linda GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone BUT I HATE YOU LINDA ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR GIRLFRIEND MUST KEEP TRIM MUST LOVE ANIME WILL NOT WORK GO TO HELL, JERRY OUTSIDE THE HOME DOESN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE O 15 27 52 O 1.5K WITHOUT PERMISSION DOESN'T HAVE SKANKY GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 FRIENDS MUST DRESS SEXY AT ALL TIMES NO WHY DONT WOMEN LKE THE SAME COOL STUFF I DO I COULD DATE SO UNNATURAL HAIR COLORS MANY CHICKS IF THEY JUST LIKED ANIME O 13 t7 137 O 2.3K WAIT WHAT THERE'S ONE ONLINE H-------- GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 I DON'T KNO W WHO THAT GUY IS BUT I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB! (Typing) "DEAR DONKEY-FACED W----." 29 27 13 522 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 18 O 33 27 135 O 1.9K I'm sure your husband is very proud to see this and is showing it to all the guys at the office and im certain your children are very eager to take this O 22 27 51 O 1.9K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE OR HAD A GENUINE FRIENDSHIP WITH A WOMAN YET STILL FEEL SUPREMELY CONFIDENT IN INSULTING EVERY GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Feb 16 little exhibit of the damned to show and tell. "I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!" (Actual response to ugly doll japery) ASPECT OF THEIR APPEARANCE AND SEXUALITY AND HISTORY AND ONE TIME A GIRL SAID HELLO TO ME AND I PEED LIKE LITERALLY JUST PEED ALL OVER LIKE A PANTS GUSHER 8:29 AM · Feb 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPad 1.9K Retweets 10.4K Likes 23 27 32 ♡ 1.4K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 Replying to @GailSimone IF BERNIE DOESN'T GET THE NOD I AM WRITING IN CHARIZARD GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 "Well, look, I understand that sometimes social interaction is difficult and I just think-" O 26 27 143 O 2.4K 153 27 19 ♡ 547 GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT OUR GROUP IS WE ARE ALL ALPHA MALES PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WEAR THIS MASK, USE AN ANIME AVATAR, A "NO ONE ASKED YOU, TANYA YOU DIRTY SLAG" VPN, AND A FAKE NAME HAHAHA SJWS ARE CUCKS HEY WHERE IS MY WIFE OH GOD SHE'S WITH JERRY AGAIN LINDA HOW COULD YOU O 48 27 161 O 2.5K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 IF PEOPLE WANT EQUALITY SO MUCH WHY ISN'T WHITE HISTORY MONTH A THING DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT LOL CHECKMATE SJWS O 41 t7 47 O 1.3K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 17 HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE 229 27 210 ♡ 2.8K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone Feb 16 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS HOW DARE THESE GODDAMN SJW W-------- SCUMBAG P------------ WEASELDICK HACK 'CREATORS' WHO SHOULD DIE IN A CHAINSAW GARDEN BE SO HOSTILE TO THEIR CUSTOMERS ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO QUIT PIRATING THEIR STUFF ENTIRELY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING 23 27 179 ♡ 2.8K GAIL SIMONE @GailSimone · Feb 16 EVERTHING MUST CATER TO MY LIMITED TASTE AND EXPERIENCE OR ELSE IT IS WOKE AND THAT IS WORSE THAN STALIN BECAUSE GODDAMN IT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE JERKING PETROL 19 t7 31 ♡ 770 O 17 27 106 ♡ 2.1K O 25 27 190 ♡ 2.7K

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range

shev @marvelbellarke i don't know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range Traducir Tweet 3:39 p. m. · 18 feb. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
shev @marvelbellarke i don't know who needs to hear this, but no one has this range Traducir Tweet 3:39 p. m. · 18 feb. 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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A weekly occurrence these days

RKLY Twitter has already condemned the new movie and made several posts on social media claiming whoever likes it is a tool
RKLY Twitter has already condemned the new movie and made several posts on social media claiming whoever likes it is a tool

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bad take billy

CircleToonsHD @CircleToonsHD This is bad take billy, he goes on twitter and screams into the void about things he hates without explaining why, and when confronted about his "opinions" he starts calling you insults instead of having a normal conversation don't be like billy 7:59 PM · Feb 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 96 Retweets 915 Likes
CircleToonsHD @CircleToonsHD This is bad take billy, he goes on twitter and screams into the void about things he hates without explaining why, and when confronted about his "opinions" he starts calling you insults instead of having a normal conversation don't be like billy 7:59 PM · Feb 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 96 Retweets 915 Likes

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Why are “woke” people called “woke” when they’re the most ignorant, asleep at the wheel ass bitches ...

Blaire White @MsBlaireWhite Why are "woke" people called "woke" when they're the most ignorant, asleep at the wheel ass bitches out here??? 11:25 PM - Jan 24, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
Blaire White @MsBlaireWhite Why are "woke" people called "woke" when they're the most ignorant, asleep at the wheel ass bitches out here??? 11:25 PM - Jan 24, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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