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JI -> Follow @MIK3MCDANIEL "soccer" couldn't even dream of something like this GAMETIME LIONS LONS 16:51 LIONS 0:08 8:09 PM - 2025-01-18 13M Views 4.4K [ 3.4K inns 51K ☐ 6.4K ↑
JI -> Follow @MIK3MCDANIEL "soccer" couldn't even dream of something like this GAMETIME LIONS LONS 16:51 LIONS 0:08 8:09 PM - 2025-01-18 13M Views 4.4K [ 3.4K inns 51K ☐ 6.4K ↑

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Grimes @Grimezsz. 9/13/22 World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us 1.9K 14.9K 31K 山 ☐ 企 .... 9/13/22 They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old. 46 11 906 ☐ 1 . 0... 9/13/22 ... Identifies as a Camry Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country) 148 1767 806 h ☐ 1
Grimes @Grimezsz. 9/13/22 World is 4000 years old. Dinosaurs were planted by god to confuse us 1.9K 14.9K 31K 山 ☐ 企 .... 9/13/22 They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (country not the state) that's 1.8 million years old. 46 11 906 ☐ 1 . 0... 9/13/22 ... Identifies as a Camry Georgia is a state not a country (United States is a country) 148 1767 806 h ☐ 1

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shippers vs. powerscalers

ermi @ERMI_000 never seen a power scaler threatening the author or sending them death threats * Dandadan Twitter QueenAira @QueenAiraCX Jan 16 People are saying shipping is more toxic then power scaling...let's be serious 1:29 PM · Jan 16, 2025 1.6M Views
ermi @ERMI_000 never seen a power scaler threatening the author or sending them death threats * Dandadan Twitter QueenAira @QueenAiraCX Jan 16 People are saying shipping is more toxic then power scaling...let's be serious 1:29 PM · Jan 16, 2025 1.6M Views

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Hmmm...

Greg Levels @glevel I applied for a SWE role (900k total comp) at a Fortune 500 company with just this photo of my shower. They reached out almost immediately with an offer. ...
Greg Levels @glevel I applied for a SWE role (900k total comp) at a Fortune 500 company with just this photo of my shower. They reached out almost immediately with an offer. ...

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Nice find

GABRIEL IGLESIAS ACTION FIGURE Fluffy FLUFFY ACTION FIGURE INCLUDES CAKE, MICROPHONE, MICROPHONE STAND AND SUNGLASSES Gabriel Iglesias @fluffyguy Yes, I only made 1000 of those and u found one for $2.99 at Goodwill It's humbling. Tanner, The Creator @texastechtanner Just bought this at Goodwill. Is this your actual signature? @fluffyguy ACTION FIGURE PIC COLLAGE
GABRIEL IGLESIAS ACTION FIGURE Fluffy FLUFFY ACTION FIGURE INCLUDES CAKE, MICROPHONE, MICROPHONE STAND AND SUNGLASSES Gabriel Iglesias @fluffyguy Yes, I only made 1000 of those and u found one for $2.99 at Goodwill It's humbling. Tanner, The Creator @texastechtanner Just bought this at Goodwill. Is this your actual signature? @fluffyguy ACTION FIGURE PIC COLLAGE

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I see it

Ava :/ Follow @avapologies Rest in peace Jimmy Carter, you were our most Scarlett Johansson looking president 4:25 PM - 12/29/24 1.5M Views • 195 1 5.1K 102K 2.6K
Ava :/ Follow @avapologies Rest in peace Jimmy Carter, you were our most Scarlett Johansson looking president 4:25 PM - 12/29/24 1.5M Views • 195 1 5.1K 102K 2.6K

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Insane sentence

not hugo @PersecutedMan road dome so sloppy i almost crashed the whippopotamus
not hugo @PersecutedMan road dome so sloppy i almost crashed the whippopotamus

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I hope I never see this

Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Follow X I just got gas this morning and I swear to god a TV on the pump told me that "Fortnite is making mayonnaise cool again." It should be illegal for the gas pump to say this to me, I can't take it anymore.
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Follow X I just got gas this morning and I swear to god a TV on the pump told me that "Fortnite is making mayonnaise cool again." It should be illegal for the gas pump to say this to me, I can't take it anymore.

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57, a child

Liam Neeson, 72, admits he's "madly in love" with co-star Pamela Anderson, 57, after saying he's done with dating KE AL U S₁ AL M!RI @whitney_jewston 57... she's literally a child NZZ STIVAL
Liam Neeson, 72, admits he's "madly in love" with co-star Pamela Anderson, 57, after saying he's done with dating KE AL U S₁ AL M!RI @whitney_jewston 57... she's literally a child NZZ STIVAL

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Nerd

८ @m4iizan Follow "what a nerd lol" I said with barely controlled lust 1:06 AM - 1/7/25 399K Views
८ @m4iizan Follow "what a nerd lol" I said with barely controlled lust 1:06 AM - 1/7/25 399K Views

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That's love

■bun Follow I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it's the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before. 1:46 AM 15/12/2024 5.8M Views .
■bun Follow I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it's the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before. 1:46 AM 15/12/2024 5.8M Views .

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Well...

Vanessa @Nessakins_ I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is Opened: 01/12/2025 11:32 am Order: 169480 t bull Check: 3 Order Type: DINE IN Name: Table R13 Server: Emily 4 16-Mich Ultra 20.00 1 Classic Burger 13.00 + white american. 1.00 1 SOLO Subtotal Food Tax Liquor Tax Total Customer copy 34.00 1.15 1.64 36.79 Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted. " 4:55 PM · Jan 12, 2025 -2.3M Views 4.5K t↓ 2.1K 53K 1.2K *** <]
Vanessa @Nessakins_ I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is Opened: 01/12/2025 11:32 am Order: 169480 t bull Check: 3 Order Type: DINE IN Name: Table R13 Server: Emily 4 16-Mich Ultra 20.00 1 Classic Burger 13.00 + white american. 1.00 1 SOLO Subtotal Food Tax Liquor Tax Total Customer copy 34.00 1.15 1.64 36.79 Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted. " 4:55 PM · Jan 12, 2025 -2.3M Views 4.5K t↓ 2.1K 53K 1.2K *** <]

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Real

Kyle- Follow @KylePlantEmoji Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man | Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle 4:56 PM - 04 Jan 24-343K Views 915 Reposts 16 Quotes 11.7K Likes
Kyle- Follow @KylePlantEmoji Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man | Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle 4:56 PM - 04 Jan 24-343K Views 915 Reposts 16 Quotes 11.7K Likes

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So smart

skylar sweden @skylar2g "what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard: Traduzir post Seguir
skylar sweden @skylar2g "what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard: Traduzir post Seguir

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It's just salmon

Lazy @LazyJam Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon Dookist @DookistAgain - 6h It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco 3092 PAN FRY 12 MINS TESCO ZRONEL SAL LEIS RESPONSIBLY SOURCED TASTE 06 Jan Norway
Lazy @LazyJam Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon Dookist @DookistAgain - 6h It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon. Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco 3092 PAN FRY 12 MINS TESCO ZRONEL SAL LEIS RESPONSIBLY SOURCED TASTE 06 Jan Norway

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Woohoo

cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram kos_data @kos_data. 1d. Dua Lipa is single again டா
cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram kos_data @kos_data. 1d. Dua Lipa is single again டா

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