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The ideal beach body

joe @mutablejoe the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent a

joe @mutablejoe the idea that the "ideal beach body" just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent a

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence oddly specific

Book wear

cold @coldhealing. 9h as a kid i really liked the first eragon book and thought the second was pretty good too but by the time the third and fourth came out i was kind of over it Paolini Paolini the moon HARCO N Paolini Paolini BRISINGR | ×¤°0- T K K N O P mira P P F boo HYPER F

cold @coldhealing. 9h as a kid i really liked the first eragon book and thought the second was pretty good too but by the time the third and fourth came out i was kind of over it Paolini Paolini the moon HARCO N Paolini Paolini BRISINGR | ×¤°0- T K K N O P mira P P F boo HYPER F

well worn /r/wellworn mildly interesting

Unbelievable!

Stacy Is Right @Patrio... · 7h • BMW has announced they are leaving X. This historic event marks the first time a BMW has signaled before lane departure. Q1K 3,1K 40K ılı 703K 1

Stacy Is Right @Patrio... · 7h • BMW has announced they are leaving X. This historic event marks the first time a BMW has signaled before lane departure. Q1K 3,1K 40K ılı 703K 1

bmw car lane departure driving

Did they get a day off?

MaritimeFeelings and IBA liked Soda @soda_hehe . 1d thanks Soda @soda_hehe can the queen die so i can get a day off from school to play splatoon 3 3:44 pm - 08 Sept 22 Twitter for Android 5 Likes 131 7.149 86,5K Show this thread go

MaritimeFeelings and IBA liked Soda @soda_hehe . 1d thanks Soda @soda_hehe can the queen die so i can get a day off from school to play splatoon 3 3:44 pm - 08 Sept 22 Twitter for Android 5 Likes 131 7.149 86,5K Show this thread go

accidental comedy /r/accidentalcomedy fail accidental jokes facepalm

Hmmm...

Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ A robot has killed a worker in a VW plant in Germany ft.com/fastft/353721 7/1/15, 12:30 PM 13.2K RETWEETS 9,126 LIKES Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor. 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Ok. I should have thought about my name & its associations before tweeting this! 129 3,044 2,777 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Sigh. I've never even watched the films. Now my feed is full of people tweeting me about skynet. 141 £72,193 1,741 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Guys. I don't know what skynet is. And I wouldn't follow me - I tweet really boring stuff about unit wage costs and the like. <-201 £1,987 1,746

Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ A robot has killed a worker in a VW plant in Germany ft.com/fastft/353721 7/1/15, 12:30 PM 13.2K RETWEETS 9,126 LIKES Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor. 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Ok. I should have thought about my name & its associations before tweeting this! 129 3,044 2,777 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Sigh. I've never even watched the films. Now my feed is full of people tweeting me about skynet. 141 £72,193 1,741 Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_ 7/1/15 @sarahoconnor_ Guys. I don't know what skynet is. And I wouldn't follow me - I tweet really boring stuff about unit wage costs and the like. <-201 £1,987 1,746

accidental comedy /r/accidentalcomedy fail accidental jokes facepalm

Hairlines

K Tweet 17h I'm 23 why would I give u a chance if ur bald? Be fr baby 912 175,065 35.3K Replying to C Lady, from the looks of it you must be dodging bald men, so that your own kids might have a chance, cause your own hairline goes back further than ancient mesopotamia. 11:28 PM 8/13/22 Twitter for Android 19 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 843 Likes

K Tweet 17h I'm 23 why would I give u a chance if ur bald? Be fr baby 912 175,065 35.3K Replying to C Lady, from the looks of it you must be dodging bald men, so that your own kids might have a chance, cause your own hairline goes back further than ancient mesopotamia. 11:28 PM 8/13/22 Twitter for Android 19 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 843 Likes

rare insults /r/rareinsults insults rare insult comebacks clever comebacks

Gym friends

I gotta stop making friends at the gym 9:20 5G 18 < Paolo > Today 9:13 PM Would u be privy to a climb Sunday Would u wanna go grocery shopping w me after We could pretend to be an interrace gay couple On some fault in our stars ☐ Yes :) What

I gotta stop making friends at the gym 9:20 5G 18 < Paolo > Today 9:13 PM Would u be privy to a climb Sunday Would u wanna go grocery shopping w me after We could pretend to be an interrace gay couple On some fault in our stars ☐ Yes :) What

comedy heaven memes /r/comedyheaven accidental comedy

Same

jynx @jynxbby god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

jynx @jynxbby god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

me irl relatable memes memes relatable /r/meirl

Oh, sorry

Fern Huber @fernhuber my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

Fern Huber @fernhuber my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

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Getting old is... okay

as a member of the @InternetHippo You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool. The geezer's paradox

as a member of the @InternetHippo You don't become cooler with age but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way to actually be cool. The geezer's paradox

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Who does?

Luc @ellkay_ Saw is unrealistic no-one has that much will to live 5:03 PM - 2021-05-18 Twitter for iPhone 5,798 Retweets 470 Quote Tweets 37.9K Likes

Luc @ellkay_ Saw is unrealistic no-one has that much will to live 5:03 PM - 2021-05-18 Twitter for iPhone 5,798 Retweets 470 Quote Tweets 37.9K Likes

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Sigh...

RAMZ @ramonerochester Get rid of people that say "Do you know how many things I have done for you" ok @JamzLdnKmt I can't get rid of my mum bro

RAMZ @ramonerochester Get rid of people that say "Do you know how many things I have done for you" ok @JamzLdnKmt I can't get rid of my mum bro

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Pants?!

Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled "what is this, pants?".

Mike Mitchell @MikeMitchNH If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled "what is this, pants?".

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Has to be done

lemonlime @emmeline77 my dad just greeted another dad by saying "hey tough guy" and the other dad replied by saying "they let you in here??" lemonlime @emmeline77.1d He has greeted a total of 3 men with "hey tough guy" so far <

lemonlime @emmeline77 my dad just greeted another dad by saying "hey tough guy" and the other dad replied by saying "they let you in here??" lemonlime @emmeline77.1d He has greeted a total of 3 men with "hey tough guy" so far <

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So embarrassing

cass @cassthevirgin chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing 3:48 PM 2020-11-22 Twitter for iPhone 141K Retweets 7,831 Quotes Likes @asparagusmousse

cass @cassthevirgin chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing 3:48 PM 2020-11-22 Twitter for iPhone 141K Retweets 7,831 Quotes Likes @asparagusmousse

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What's the stick for?

I just visited a physics PhD student at Harvard University. One of the smartest people in the world. Here's their bedroom:

I just visited a physics PhD student at Harvard University. One of the smartest people in the world. Here's their bedroom:

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Just chill, man

sergio tahini @_sergiotahini new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back by tomorrow morning european office at 4pm:

sergio tahini @_sergiotahini new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back by tomorrow morning european office at 4pm:

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Thanks, dad

lena @notlena my dad thinks i have a secret boyfriend and said word-for-word to me "youve been consistently single for a suspicious amount of time"... no dad boys just dont like me thanks for REMINDING ME on this nice saturday night

lena @notlena my dad thinks i have a secret boyfriend and said word-for-word to me "youve been consistently single for a suspicious amount of time"... no dad boys just dont like me thanks for REMINDING ME on this nice saturday night

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We're getting scammed

bel @beldrury Air bnb should provide breakfast that's the second b 3:49 AM · Jul 18, 2024 702.2K Views • • 133 1.8K 40K 328 80

bel @beldrury Air bnb should provide breakfast that's the second b 3:49 AM · Jul 18, 2024 702.2K Views • • 133 1.8K 40K 328 80

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Migraines...

Roxi Horror @roxiqt I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.

Roxi Horror @roxiqt I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.

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