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3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny
3,215 of 3,717 people (86%) found this review helpful 2 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /19.7 hrs on record Posted: 7 Jun, 20145:58pm Updated: 7 Jun, 20147:49pm UNTERASTRIKE In this game you are a Terrorist or elite Counter-Terrorist who has never fired a gun in their life before a round starts. You must help your character learn how to control their guns while killing enemies. Strangely, each character has the mysterious power to fire one or two shots without ridiculous recoil by very briefly jerking in the opposite direction they are moving in View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This When your character wears a Kevlar vest, every part of your character, except the head, are made out of steel. Therefore, the only way to quickly kill people is to shoot them in the head This can be annoying at first, but you will soon get used to shooting a small smudge of pixels on top of a character's body 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Sandman Slim 173.6 hrs The Goddess of Guns can materialize guns in your character's hands a few seconds before a round starts. However, your character must pay for the guns, which have vastly overinflated prices. When you have the right amount of money, the Goddess will flash a menu in your character's eyes, allowing them to select the guns they want. More advanced users can make guns materialize out of thin air with their mind as long as they have the right amount of money Maps are often about evil terrorists trying to bomb deserted places. Vandalism is a very serious crime in the Counter-Strike series, so elite Counter-Terrorists are deployed to stop them Unfortunately for the Terrorists, they are dumb and only packed one bomb. However, the Counter-Terrorists do not know how to pick up a dropped bomb, so the Terrorists can still pick it up after it is dropped by a fallen friend In some maps, the terrorists have kidnapped a janitor and low-level desk jockey in a building The Counter-Terrorists have been deployed to save one, not both, of the hostages. In reality this is just a thinly-veiled excuse for the CTs to murder the Terrorists while pumping rounds into the invincible hostages. One weird thing about hostage maps is that you can purchase a Hostage Rescue Kit", which somehow makes gives you the ability to put a grown man on your shoulders in a second. Perhaps it is a spell scroll that allows hostages to hover to your character's shoulders Overall, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a surprisingly solid game about people with the worst gun handling abilities ever seen on Earth. Even though your characters have the aiming abilities of someone with Parkinsons Disease, you have many tactical options that make the game very fun and dynamic. It's worth picking up Was this review helpful? Yes No C Funny

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Hyperdiemsnion Neptunia Re;Birth 1 review

Good! let the anime flow though you.
Good! let the anime flow though you.

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 Review

No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)
No ratings yet Recommended 21.7 hrs last two weeks /21.7 hrs on record Posted: Feb 2@9:21pm Pros: View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This -if you're a gamer, you're going to laugh your .vv off -wait, nevermind, you're going to laugh youroff anyway -can adjust game settings to suit your style (item drops, difficulty, etc) female cast (because the testerone brigade + a couple eye candy mages is getting old) -did I mention these females are tougher than Chuck Norris? A feminist would be proud -Girls, if you're into them Lots of lesbian subtext, if you're one of them -Some lesbian text Lesbians(?) -after your first playthrough, you can hit Amazon and buy a bunch of consoles and video games you didn't know you needed until now -can use an xbox controller, which makes the game less clunky to play Cons: -If you're a WBC member, you're going to have a bad time -GRINDING -Compa's victory pose gets old after awhile -Some of the animation 'ahem "camera angles" can make a younger gamer feel a bit uncomfortable. Or anyone, really -You have to unlock the good items before being able to buy them MATERIALS -ITEM DROPS -GRINDING Not a lot of males from what I've seen so far. I mean, that's not bad if you don't care too much but some diversity is nice -IF will get more action than you will Final Verdict: Yuri/10 Bought this game on an impulse buy without ANY idea what it was about (seriously, not a single clue about the fanservice, humor, or jokes. It was just intuition). Didn't put it down once the entire weekend (except for food/sleep)

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Still waiting for Don...

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49 of 65 people (75%) found this review helpful 49 people found this review funny Recommended 21.9 hrs last two weeks /21.9 hrs on record HYPERDIMENSION Posted: Feb 111:48pm One of the easiest enemies is the "Super Otaku" Game repeatedly insults its playerbase. paid 50c for a DLC for a girl that surprisingly transforms into a dominatrix and breaks the game. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
49 of 65 people (75%) found this review helpful 49 people found this review funny Recommended 21.9 hrs last two weeks /21.9 hrs on record HYPERDIMENSION Posted: Feb 111:48pm One of the easiest enemies is the "Super Otaku" Game repeatedly insults its playerbase. paid 50c for a DLC for a girl that surprisingly transforms into a dominatrix and breaks the game. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Steam – <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/250900/">The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth</a>
Steam – <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/250900/">The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth</a>

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Fun fact: <i>Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal"</i> was my first-ever Humongous Entertainment game. <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/283960/">This game on Steam</a>
Fun fact: <i>Spy Fox in "Dry Cereal"</i> was my first-ever Humongous Entertainment game. <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/283960/">This game on Steam</a>

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The Humongous Entertainment games were part of a lot of childhoods, including mine. <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/283960/">See this game on Steam</a>
The Humongous Entertainment games were part of a lot of childhoods, including mine. <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/283960/">See this game on Steam</a>

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<a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/335240/">Transformice on Steam</a>
<a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/335240/">Transformice on Steam</a>

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I found that this review is long, but still at least a little funny. "Source Link just in case,":http://steamcommunity.com/id/irontsunami/recommended/251990/ cause this is also a legit review (I'm not sure if the "legit" part disqualifies it form this gallery though) Also I had to re-upload this image because I messed up the crop the first time around
I found that this review is long, but still at least a little funny. "Source Link just in case,":http://steamcommunity.com/id/irontsunami/recommended/251990/ cause this is also a legit review (I'm not sure if the "legit" part disqualifies it form this gallery though) Also I had to re-upload this image because I messed up the crop the first time around

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DEC 10, 2014 " Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D. GE MIETRY WAR
DEC 10, 2014 " Much like women, this game would be better if it was 2D. GE MIETRY WAR

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2 14 Recommended: 11 December, 2014 1,99 Yury Does NOT live up to its name.
2 14 Recommended: 11 December, 2014 1,99 Yury Does NOT live up to its name.

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7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful EUROPA UNIVERSALIS LV Recommended 8.7 hrs last two weeks /132.3 hrs on record Posted: 4 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04am I've never felt so oppressive before. So gloriously patriarchal. I control everything. I exude privilege. I will oppress and enslave everybody. View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny ー
7 of 9 people (78%) found this review helpful EUROPA UNIVERSALIS LV Recommended 8.7 hrs last two weeks /132.3 hrs on record Posted: 4 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04am I've never felt so oppressive before. So gloriously patriarchal. I control everything. I exude privilege. I will oppress and enslave everybody. View Store Page ·View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny ー

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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful ENIORALV Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,404.0 hrs on record UNIVERSALIS Posted: 25 Jun, 2014 10:32am You stand, shoulder-to-shoulder, with your fellow men in arms. Behind you, a long line strechting 200 meters of deadly artillery, the very same your enemy on the other side of the hills have too. You know their power, their speed. You stand near the flanks, and you see allied cavalry near you. You will be facing theirs, but you have prepared your bayonette just for this occassion their renowned cavalry is no match for you View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Trumpets. Your general enters. In the sky, a large golden star hovers over him to tell everyone in the field, he's got a pretty okay shock and fire modifier, but he can't shut up about that capped out mobility. Yeah, that'll help this fight. "Dear god..", do you hear your close friend whisper to your ear. "They have full offensive ideas". You take a gulp, but don't worry, you have 5% extra morale because of some prayer books they forced in your hands. Surely, they will bring you the tide of war In the distance, you see their line. Their big blue flag with three golden symbols wave in the sky: France. A general swoothes through the sky on a unicorn that is both artillery and a shock bonus sets aflame half the field. Three huge, imposing, intimidating golden stars blind half the regiments on both sides. 6/6/6/6. "Great", your friend whispers. Not all is lost. Just before you prepare for the final charge, out of the heavens fall two massive dies. The blue dice bounces around a few times, until it magically rolls onto an 8. You can beat that. Your rusty ol' red die shambles around, fighting the urge to even roll 1 Your 20k men is stack whiped in 2 days. GG EU4: A game of rolls, no white peace, you win or you lose
12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful ENIORALV Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,404.0 hrs on record UNIVERSALIS Posted: 25 Jun, 2014 10:32am You stand, shoulder-to-shoulder, with your fellow men in arms. Behind you, a long line strechting 200 meters of deadly artillery, the very same your enemy on the other side of the hills have too. You know their power, their speed. You stand near the flanks, and you see allied cavalry near you. You will be facing theirs, but you have prepared your bayonette just for this occassion their renowned cavalry is no match for you View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Trumpets. Your general enters. In the sky, a large golden star hovers over him to tell everyone in the field, he's got a pretty okay shock and fire modifier, but he can't shut up about that capped out mobility. Yeah, that'll help this fight. "Dear god..", do you hear your close friend whisper to your ear. "They have full offensive ideas". You take a gulp, but don't worry, you have 5% extra morale because of some prayer books they forced in your hands. Surely, they will bring you the tide of war In the distance, you see their line. Their big blue flag with three golden symbols wave in the sky: France. A general swoothes through the sky on a unicorn that is both artillery and a shock bonus sets aflame half the field. Three huge, imposing, intimidating golden stars blind half the regiments on both sides. 6/6/6/6. "Great", your friend whispers. Not all is lost. Just before you prepare for the final charge, out of the heavens fall two massive dies. The blue dice bounces around a few times, until it magically rolls onto an 8. You can beat that. Your rusty ol' red die shambles around, fighting the urge to even roll 1 Your 20k men is stack whiped in 2 days. GG EU4: A game of rolls, no white peace, you win or you lose

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131 of 173 people (76%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 7.4 hrs last two weeks /618.8 hrs on record Posted: 24 Oct, 2014@ 9:49am Updated: 24 Oct, 2014@ 2:50pm Named one colonial nation a variant of P.e.n.i.s, another of V.a.g.i.n.a. France came in, ruined both, they ain't picky. 10/10 View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny
131 of 173 people (76%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny EUROPA OUNIVERSALIS Recommended 7.4 hrs last two weeks /618.8 hrs on record Posted: 24 Oct, 2014@ 9:49am Updated: 24 Oct, 2014@ 2:50pm Named one colonial nation a variant of P.e.n.i.s, another of V.a.g.i.n.a. France came in, ruined both, they ain't picky. 10/10 View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny

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112 of 135 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny EUROPA Recommended 10.4 hrs last two weeks /786.3 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014@ 8:21am Bringing Shamanism to Protestant England in 1550. 10/10 View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? -Q, Yes No C Funny
112 of 135 people (83%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny EUROPA Recommended 10.4 hrs last two weeks /786.3 hrs on record Posted: 8 Nov, 2014@ 8:21am Bringing Shamanism to Protestant England in 1550. 10/10 View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Was this review helpful? -Q, Yes No C Funny

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