Steven Tyler's Onion Rings are not like any other onion rings on planet Earth. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

Steven Tyler's Onion Rings is a submeme of the Andy Sixx's Log of Shit that originated on 4chan sometime in late 2016.

Backstory

The story of Steven Tyler's Onion Rings dates back to early 2017 right before the Andy Sixx log of shit meme took off in popularity. General Andy Sixx of the Black Veil Brides Army was fighting against the Blood on the Dance Floor Air Force after a heated argument over the creaminess of Andy Sixx's warm log of shit. At first the BVB Army had an accord with the Nirvana Navy to fight off the BOTDFAF for reasons of collective security; however, General Andy Sixx grew appealed to the power of Steven Tyler's Onion Rings as well as the Aerosmith Air Force's might over the rest of the music industry. Talks began to include the Aerospace Air Force in the campaign against the BOTDFAF, however, the war had finally ended with a ceasefire agreement ordered by U.S. President Donald Trump. The move of the U.S. president intervening with an armed conflict so early into his term of office was criticized by many including General Andy Sixx and the BVB Army High Command.

Looking back on it, General Jynxx, who commanded the armored branch of the BVB Army during the campaign against the Blood on the Dance Floor Air Force, recalled in a 2018 interview that:

General Sixx was furious. The BVB Army could have won. The Nirvana Navy had wiped out all waterborne objectives by the BOTDFAF and we were only weeks away from an unconditional surrender. Then went the U.S. playing the world's police again."

Shortly after the war, General Andy Sixx cut ties with the Nirvana Navy after creative and ideological differences with its commander Steven Cobain. Sometime after the ties were cut, the Nirvana Navy found itself in another armed conflict with the Avenged Sevenfold Marine Corps but the BVB Army refused to intervene or even offer the least bit of aid to its former ally.

This alliance proved to be vital when Dani Filth's Streamers attacked a BVB Army outpost near Honolulu, HI in December 2017. With the force of Steven Tyler's Onion Rings and the Creaminess of General Andy Sixx's Warm Log of Shit, the two were able to retaliate and disable the battle cruiser SS Filth which was responsible for launching the missiles at the outpost.

The Alliance also proved to be useful during the US-led 2018 missile strikes against Syria where US President Donald Trump requested additional military assistance from the BVB Army and the Aerosmith Air Force in response to the Douma chemical attack. Ironically, General Andy Sixx accepted the request for assistance and BVB Army soldiers and Aerosmith Air Force airmen accompanied a U.S. Naval squadron that carried out the air strikes.

Air Marshal Steven Tyler soon wrote to General Andy Sixx after hearing about the seductive power of his creamy logs, propositioning a Shitlog-Onion Ring alliance. General Sixx concurred and since, the BVB Army has protected the unalienable right to General Andy Sixx's sweet and creamy logs of shit all while aligning themselves with the Aerosmith Air Force that fights tirelessly and unconditionally for the sweet sanctity of Steven Tyler's Onion Rings.