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Stop Doing Python
![STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/291/758/1e6.png)
![STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/758/1e6.png)
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Stop Doing Java
![rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/291/757/67f.jpg)
![rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/757/67f.jpg)
Stop Doing Math
Stop Doing IPv6
![STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/291/756/333.jpg)
![STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/756/333.jpg)
Stop Doing Math
Stop Using Unicode
![STOP USING UNICODE • LETTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS • YEARS OF UTF-8 yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than ASCII • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMBINING DIACRITICS" "Yes my favorite letter is DŽ. My favorite vowel is E" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the Unicode Consortium has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the keyboards and alt-codes we built for them: (This is REAL Unicode, done by the REAL Unicode Consortium) ???? ??????? "The is silent" They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/291/755/bdb.png)
![STOP USING UNICODE • LETTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS • YEARS OF UTF-8 yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than ASCII • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMBINING DIACRITICS" "Yes my favorite letter is DŽ. My favorite vowel is E" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the Unicode Consortium has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the keyboards and alt-codes we built for them: (This is REAL Unicode, done by the REAL Unicode Consortium) ???? ??????? "The is silent" They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/291/755/bdb.png)
Stop Doing Math
Stop posting about among us
![STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US • AMONG US WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME • YEARS OF for finding alien parasites PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND play a murder • Wanted to that: It was called " CLUEDO mystery game anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for "Yes I stan red. Here is my Among Us OC. - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Amogists for all this time, with all the (These areREAL Memes, done by REAL Amogists have been demanding your Respect we built for them ): updates AMOGUS ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello the apples are sus They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/290/216/70f.png)
![STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US • AMONG US WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME • YEARS OF for finding alien parasites PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND play a murder • Wanted to that: It was called " CLUEDO mystery game anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for "Yes I stan red. Here is my Among Us OC. - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Amogists for all this time, with all the (These areREAL Memes, done by REAL Amogists have been demanding your Respect we built for them ): updates AMOGUS ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello the apples are sus They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/290/216/70f.png)
Stop Doing Math
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Stop Doing Math
Stop Buying Crossovers
![STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/169/468/04e.jpg)
![STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/169/468/04e.jpg)
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING
![STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/134/283/237.png)
![STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/134/283/237.png)
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT
Stop Doing Math
Stop Doing German
![STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/109/757/b3e.png)
![STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/109/757/b3e.png)
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING CTF
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING DERIVATIVES
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Stop Doing Math
Stop doing PLT
![STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/030/602/fc4.png)
![STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/030/602/fc4.png)
Stop Doing Math
STOP MODDING MINECRAFT
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING LINGUISTICS
![STOP DOING LINGUISTICS WORDS WERE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MEANING • YEARS OF MAKING NOISES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than GRUNTING • Wanted to communicate abstract ideas anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRYING" "Yes, this man's e-ROLE is a g-agent" "Yes that plosive should DEVOICE word finally" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Linguists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elicitations and grammaticality checks we did for them (This is REAL Linguistics, done by REAL Linguists) CP VXF(x)>L(J, x) ТР DP T' ????? ???? VP Opast A ranjisgast ??????? ????? "Hello, Like(l, apples) please" They have played us for absolute cretins](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/029/906/738.png)
![STOP DOING LINGUISTICS WORDS WERE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MEANING • YEARS OF MAKING NOISES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than GRUNTING • Wanted to communicate abstract ideas anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRYING" "Yes, this man's e-ROLE is a g-agent" "Yes that plosive should DEVOICE word finally" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Linguists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elicitations and grammaticality checks we did for them (This is REAL Linguistics, done by REAL Linguists) CP VXF(x)>L(J, x) ТР DP T' ????? ???? VP Opast A ranjisgast ??????? ????? "Hello, Like(l, apples) please" They have played us for absolute cretins](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/029/906/738.png)
Stop Doing Math
STOP DOING PHYSICS
![STOP DOING PHYSICS S • PARTICLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKED AT • YEARS OF BONKERS THEORIES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for looking beyond the FIRST ORDER DERIVATIVES • Wanted to build a weirder model for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EXPERIMENTAL CONJECTURES" "Nice throw Jimmy, the ball really went HO)\v@) = ih iw0)) ! I'm feeling very - + V(a.n) today" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Physicists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the labs & computer programs we built for them (This is REAL Physics, done by REAL Phyisicists): FOLDING UNFOLDING ????? ??????? ?????? ?????? uuu"The uncertainty in i They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/029/903/64d.png)
![STOP DOING PHYSICS S • PARTICLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKED AT • YEARS OF BONKERS THEORIES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for looking beyond the FIRST ORDER DERIVATIVES • Wanted to build a weirder model for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EXPERIMENTAL CONJECTURES" "Nice throw Jimmy, the ball really went HO)\v@) = ih iw0)) ! I'm feeling very - + V(a.n) today" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Physicists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the labs & computer programs we built for them (This is REAL Physics, done by REAL Phyisicists): FOLDING UNFOLDING ????? ??????? ?????? ?????? uuu"The uncertainty in i They have played us for absolute fools](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/029/903/64d.png)
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