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. Verizon 30 8:34 AM MessagesJesus Christ Edit Hey What's up We need to talk Can it wait? I'm kinda busy That's the problem. You seem too busy for me I'll make it up to you. Maybe tomorrow Indeed, the "right time" is now. Today is the day of salvation.

. Verizon 30 8:34 AM MessagesJesus Christ Edit Hey What's up We need to talk Can it wait? I'm kinda busy That's the problem. You seem too busy for me I'll make it up to you. Maybe tomorrow Indeed, the "right time" is now. Today is the day of salvation.

JUST GOT THE IPHONE 30

JUST GOT THE IPHONE 30

Sewing Machine Sueing Machine Don't be fooled

Sewing Machine Sueing Machine Don't be fooled

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iFat - iPad cover project with a fat cat.

iFat

iFat

The First Smartphone

The First Smartphone

The First Smartphone

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Me checking out the iPad mini liveblog online The dude on stage starts comparing it with the Nexus 7 with lots of percentages 21.9 square inches 29.6 quare inches 35% larger . And finally, the price is announced- $ 329 for the base version GUGGENHEIM GUGGENHEIM 49% larger nexus 7 Starts at ş 199 Bitch Please, this one is 65 percent cheaper

Me checking out the iPad mini liveblog online The dude on stage starts comparing it with the Nexus 7 with lots of percentages 21.9 square inches 29.6 quare inches 35% larger . And finally, the price is announced- $ 329 for the base version GUGGENHEIM GUGGENHEIM 49% larger nexus 7 Starts at ş 199 Bitch Please, this one is 65 percent cheaper

MYAPPLE STOCKISWORTHSOMUCH AAAAAAND ITS GONE

MYAPPLE STOCKISWORTHSOMUCH AAAAAAND ITS GONE

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The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy Apple Event Checklist Open various blogs and twitter streams live-blogging the event. Music fades, lights dim, Tim Cook walks out. Twitter flurry about his untucked shirt. "Apple store is down" tweets take down Twitter Tim Cook talks about Apple retail. Great time to make sure your coffee cup is topped up. e Apple Adjective Generator fired up backstage A good crop of "phenomenal', "incredible", and "amazing" are being generated. "iPhone 5 is incredible. Demand is phenomenal and reaction has been amazing." Quote from Walt Mossberg and/or David Pogue. Quotes from Eric Schmidt or Samsung CEO notably absent. Refresh blog pages, despite what they said about not having to refresh the page Tim Cook brings up Maps debacle. He doesn't call it a debacle though. "We have incredible people working really hard to make Maps amazing." No mention about Scott Forstall's punishment for Maps sucking so bad. A. Phil Schiller emerges. Hashtag #untucked now trending on Twitter Upgrades to various products are introduced stuff you are pretty sure you don't want. Wait a second, you suddenly do want a bunch of this stuff! On to iPad. Tim talks about sensational iPad sales figures. A huge number is onscreen, and the pie chart looks extraordinarily beautiful. Lightning and other updates to iPad 3. Feel duped for buying original iPad 3. !!! smaller iPad! It's called iPad Mini, or iPad Air, or iPad Dwarf". or iPad EZ-Hold". "Smaller iPad is incredible, despite what we said a year ago about smaller iPads." Scott Forstall demo. Makeup hides the slap marks and bruises nicely. Gaming demo. You are reminded how incredibly boring these events can be. zzz video of Jony lve in a white, heaven-like room, praising astonishing new device. New smaller iPad advertisement is played. It shows people with fun active lives, unlike the lives of most technology-addicted people Live musical guest. If it's not Bono, McCartney, or a hot chick, head to Apple website. Refresh store madly until smaller iPad shows up or Internet collapses. Purchase smaller iPad. Wince a bit when you add the Lightning adapter to shopping cart. Note complaints on forums and on Twitter that smaller iPad isn't smaller or bigger Calculate number of sleeps until smaller iPad arrives. Create checklist to count off days. □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ joyoftech.com 2012 Geek Culture

The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy Apple Event Checklist Open various blogs and twitter streams live-blogging the event. Music fades, lights dim, Tim Cook walks out. Twitter flurry about his untucked shirt. "Apple store is down" tweets take down Twitter Tim Cook talks about Apple retail. Great time to make sure your coffee cup is topped up. e Apple Adjective Generator fired up backstage A good crop of "phenomenal', "incredible", and "amazing" are being generated. "iPhone 5 is incredible. Demand is phenomenal and reaction has been amazing." Quote from Walt Mossberg and/or David Pogue. Quotes from Eric Schmidt or Samsung CEO notably absent. Refresh blog pages, despite what they said about not having to refresh the page Tim Cook brings up Maps debacle. He doesn't call it a debacle though. "We have incredible people working really hard to make Maps amazing." No mention about Scott Forstall's punishment for Maps sucking so bad. A. Phil Schiller emerges. Hashtag #untucked now trending on Twitter Upgrades to various products are introduced stuff you are pretty sure you don't want. Wait a second, you suddenly do want a bunch of this stuff! On to iPad. Tim talks about sensational iPad sales figures. A huge number is onscreen, and the pie chart looks extraordinarily beautiful. Lightning and other updates to iPad 3. Feel duped for buying original iPad 3. !!! smaller iPad! It's called iPad Mini, or iPad Air, or iPad Dwarf". or iPad EZ-Hold". "Smaller iPad is incredible, despite what we said a year ago about smaller iPads." Scott Forstall demo. Makeup hides the slap marks and bruises nicely. Gaming demo. You are reminded how incredibly boring these events can be. zzz video of Jony lve in a white, heaven-like room, praising astonishing new device. New smaller iPad advertisement is played. It shows people with fun active lives, unlike the lives of most technology-addicted people Live musical guest. If it's not Bono, McCartney, or a hot chick, head to Apple website. Refresh store madly until smaller iPad shows up or Internet collapses. Purchase smaller iPad. Wince a bit when you add the Lightning adapter to shopping cart. Note complaints on forums and on Twitter that smaller iPad isn't smaller or bigger Calculate number of sleeps until smaller iPad arrives. Create checklist to count off days. □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ □ joyoftech.com 2012 Geek Culture

l made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same though

l made an iPhone out of paper. It's not the same though

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Still Life

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Poisoned

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Revelation

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Modern Man

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Adam + Eve

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False Idol

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The True Cost of Owning an iPhone5 What's it gonna cost you Unit Cost 16 GB 32 GB 64 GB Withw 2year contract $199 $299 $399 $749 iPhone 5 monthly plans Talk timeNo.of textData Provider Per month Over 2 years unlimited unliited 300 MB Verizon02,400 unlimited unliited 2GB 50 mins. pay you g 300 MB AT&T.sea99 ·sw926 450 mins. Payasyougo 2GB 450 mins. unlimited ulimited $188 92unlinsited unlinsited uted New Accessories The new Lightning connector The Phone 5 8-pin connector is smaller than the one found on previous iPhones This means that all iPhone owners will need to either Buy an adapter for existing accessories 30-pin adapter $29 Lightning to 30-pin adapter with cable S39 Or replace their current accessories Car charger Home stereo dock $100+ AW adapter $10+ With the iPhone 5's new dimensions you're going to need a new protective case iPhone 5 case 50+ And for those who use their Phones while exercising 10-550 易齃恳 Breakdown of cost with the cheapest version for each item Up-front cost for a base 16 GB unit with contract year contract $1439.76 Stereo Dock Minimum total cost $1,808.76 What everything else costs Purchasing cool apps $1.92 $1.03 average app price Current average game price Amount of money spent on iPhone apps in the past year 50 17% S6-10 11-20 $21.30 $31.50 $51-100 $100+ ,1296 13% 8% 7% -4% of iPhone users spent Now with the iPhone 5, 55%the majority of theirwho's to say how much more $ and time you'll time on apps be spending on apps Percentage of iPhone users using their smartphones to access the internet NEWS Accessing email Mobile media usage 87% Mobile news gathering 80% Instant messaging Time iPhone users spent using their iPhones in 2011 The average iPhone owner spent 4.7 hours playing mobile games over a 30-day period Viewing video content online Mideo apps have risen by 141% from have increased by 71%, which is from 276 minutes to 472 mirnutes 63 minutes to 152 minutes The true cost of owning an iPhone 5 is a minimum of $1,808.76 plus 301.2 hours for one year http/blog uycom Designed by

The True Cost of Owning an iPhone5 What's it gonna cost you Unit Cost 16 GB 32 GB 64 GB Withw 2year contract $199 $299 $399 $749 iPhone 5 monthly plans Talk timeNo.of textData Provider Per month Over 2 years unlimited unliited 300 MB Verizon02,400 unlimited unliited 2GB 50 mins. pay you g 300 MB AT&T.sea99 ·sw926 450 mins. Payasyougo 2GB 450 mins. unlimited ulimited $188 92unlinsited unlinsited uted New Accessories The new Lightning connector The Phone 5 8-pin connector is smaller than the one found on previous iPhones This means that all iPhone owners will need to either Buy an adapter for existing accessories 30-pin adapter $29 Lightning to 30-pin adapter with cable S39 Or replace their current accessories Car charger Home stereo dock $100+ AW adapter $10+ With the iPhone 5's new dimensions you're going to need a new protective case iPhone 5 case 50+ And for those who use their Phones while exercising 10-550 易齃恳 Breakdown of cost with the cheapest version for each item Up-front cost for a base 16 GB unit with contract year contract $1439.76 Stereo Dock Minimum total cost $1,808.76 What everything else costs Purchasing cool apps $1.92 $1.03 average app price Current average game price Amount of money spent on iPhone apps in the past year 50 17% S6-10 11-20 $21.30 $31.50 $51-100 $100+ ,1296 13% 8% 7% -4% of iPhone users spent Now with the iPhone 5, 55%the majority of theirwho's to say how much more $ and time you'll time on apps be spending on apps Percentage of iPhone users using their smartphones to access the internet NEWS Accessing email Mobile media usage 87% Mobile news gathering 80% Instant messaging Time iPhone users spent using their iPhones in 2011 The average iPhone owner spent 4.7 hours playing mobile games over a 30-day period Viewing video content online Mideo apps have risen by 141% from have increased by 71%, which is from 276 minutes to 472 mirnutes 63 minutes to 152 minutes The true cost of owning an iPhone 5 is a minimum of $1,808.76 plus 301.2 hours for one year http/blog uycom Designed by

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What did Apple really invent? « A simple icon homescreen! Sony-ericssom M610,p00 and Pli, 1 year before first iphone «slide to unlock» ! that's Apple, right? Not even close. Windows CE, first windows mobile version,2 YEARS before first iphone Sory for poor qulity: Screenshot fiom a 2005 video!) The new notification bar then? First feature announced in Android 1.0,3 years before it came to iOS! T- Mobile D Title Track USB debugging connected uss connected 오 Solitaire The « Apple » design?! rounded comers, big touch screen, Just one home button and a top bar for speaker! Samsung F700, released 6months before Apple Iphone. Their new incredible assistant? Siri Finst, they just obormow voice services from "Nuancen, About the interface, let's meet Xiaoi Bot, a 2010 chinese assistant available on Android. And many other stuff pad Split K Wifi Sync, Camera Unlock, Mac OS dock, iphone 4 design,... Even their iPodTTunes advert since 2003 are stolen from Lugz Shoes Fall 2002 commercial We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas. Triumph of the Nerds (1990 Steve Jobs, 1996. I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermo- nuclear war on this. Steve Jobs (2011) 0 Steve Jobs, 2011

What did Apple really invent? « A simple icon homescreen! Sony-ericssom M610,p00 and Pli, 1 year before first iphone «slide to unlock» ! that's Apple, right? Not even close. Windows CE, first windows mobile version,2 YEARS before first iphone Sory for poor qulity: Screenshot fiom a 2005 video!) The new notification bar then? First feature announced in Android 1.0,3 years before it came to iOS! T- Mobile D Title Track USB debugging connected uss connected 오 Solitaire The « Apple » design?! rounded comers, big touch screen, Just one home button and a top bar for speaker! Samsung F700, released 6months before Apple Iphone. Their new incredible assistant? Siri Finst, they just obormow voice services from "Nuancen, About the interface, let's meet Xiaoi Bot, a 2010 chinese assistant available on Android. And many other stuff pad Split K Wifi Sync, Camera Unlock, Mac OS dock, iphone 4 design,... Even their iPodTTunes advert since 2003 are stolen from Lugz Shoes Fall 2002 commercial We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas. Triumph of the Nerds (1990 Steve Jobs, 1996. I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermo- nuclear war on this. Steve Jobs (2011) 0 Steve Jobs, 2011

BUYSIPHONE BECAUSE COULDN'T FIND THE DROID HEWAS LOOKING FOR Soft MEMEBASE.COM

BUYSIPHONE BECAUSE COULDN'T FIND THE DROID HEWAS LOOKING FOR Soft MEMEBASE.COM