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From S02E02 - Dan vs Mall Santa
From S02E02 - Dan vs Mall Santa

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dan vs 9/11 list

IT'S ALL A TEST!

It's the year s782! God scattered dinosaur bones around the world to test our faith!! Believe me! Believe me! BELIEVE ME!!
It's the year s782! God scattered dinosaur bones around the world to test our faith!! Believe me! Believe me! BELIEVE ME!!

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creationism

Dan vs Google

I mean, have yoU seen what they did to Chats?! So annoying. Burning to death is foo good for them. So. why did you burn down Google?
I mean, have yoU seen what they did to Chats?! So annoying. Burning to death is foo good for them. So. why did you burn down Google?

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elise google chris

Dan vs Humpday

Uh. I gots nothin' for today. So. KISS THE JERK Hump Hump Hump! KISS HE ERK Heeheehee. Pork! Bone! Doink!
Uh. I gots nothin' for today. So. KISS THE JERK Hump Hump Hump! KISS HE ERK Heeheehee. Pork! Bone! Doink!

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humpday wednesday

#paradesRstupid #Ihateaparade

Elise and I are going to the parade tomorrow and that's that. No Chris! Only doom and disaster await you and your old nother wife! .Old mother wife? Wait, why can't I go? What are you planning?! Nothing! Parades are just f--king stupid and you're stupid for liking them and that makes ME stupid by association. So stop itl
Elise and I are going to the parade tomorrow and that's that. No Chris! Only doom and disaster await you and your old nother wife! .Old mother wife? Wait, why can't I go? What are you planning?! Nothing! Parades are just f--king stupid and you're stupid for liking them and that makes ME stupid by association. So stop itl

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parade dan chris

youretheWORST


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phone soundtrack

At least buy me Taco Bell, first…

Wrong plane! It's Taco Tuesday. caudal, not cranial. RK
Wrong plane! It's Taco Tuesday. caudal, not cranial. RK

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taco tuesday

enjoy the hate wave

We're havin' a HATE wave. a tropical HATE wave! It's a fire,Dan.. Are you enjoying the HATE wave?!
We're havin' a HATE wave. a tropical HATE wave! It's a fire,Dan.. Are you enjoying the HATE wave?!

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hate wave hate heat wave

anyone else in the mood

SATURDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT JEKK FOR FIGHTING! imgflip.com --- - ---
SATURDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT JEKK FOR FIGHTING! imgflip.com --- - ---

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saturday saturday night fight drop kick

as good as any

TIME FOR CHURCHP imgflip.com
TIME FOR CHURCHP imgflip.com

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church

I'd like to try that hot sauce


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hot sauce

#businessspanking

YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED IN HERE, YOUNG MAN. wIT'S OKAY TO SAY THAT BECAUSE IT SHUMP DAY" IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE, NOW GET OVER HERE FOR YOUR BUSINESS SPANKING. gflip.com
YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED IN HERE, YOUNG MAN. wIT'S OKAY TO SAY THAT BECAUSE IT SHUMP DAY" IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE, NOW GET OVER HERE FOR YOUR BUSINESS SPANKING. gflip.com

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hump day

dontcha hate it?

DAMNI T! Every Mond ay. RI
DAMNI T! Every Mond ay. RI

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monday

Can I be a Cardinal of your mighty religion?

IHAVE ACHURCH NOW. SEND MONEY! imgfip.com
IHAVE ACHURCH NOW. SEND MONEY! imgfip.com

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religion church cult

when you least expect it

TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT...LIKE A NINJA! PLEASE DON'T DRIVE DRUNK TONIGHT. RIDE DRUNK. RGENCY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR NINJAS -NINJA DAVE imgflip.com
TRAGEDY STRIKES WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT...LIKE A NINJA! PLEASE DON'T DRIVE DRUNK TONIGHT. RIDE DRUNK. RGENCY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR NINJAS -NINJA DAVE imgflip.com

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ninja dave ninja ninjas

a bit of paranoia

Apropos of nothing, occasionally my Amazon Prime account switches to German. In what I can only assume is an intimidation tactic. Euen without the double unpleasantness of the 20th century, it's a jarring languagel C.M ...l've already pooped out ali their schnitzel... what else JERK could they want from me?!
Apropos of nothing, occasionally my Amazon Prime account switches to German. In what I can only assume is an intimidation tactic. Euen without the double unpleasantness of the 20th century, it's a jarring languagel C.M ...l've already pooped out ali their schnitzel... what else JERK could they want from me?!

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amazon prime german

#HumpDay

WELL, WE JUST BASHED A GUY IN THE FACE WITH A TRASH CAN, AND IT IS WEDNESDAY, SO. HUMP? imgflip.com
WELL, WE JUST BASHED A GUY IN THE FACE WITH A TRASH CAN, AND IT IS WEDNESDAY, SO. HUMP? imgflip.com

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wednesday hump day

know I'm cure

I feel Cufe foday. Well, you're not. In other news, I AM Cute today. JERK
I feel Cufe foday. Well, you're not. In other news, I AM Cute today. JERK

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dan chris

something I can relate to

SEDY My official political stance is "You're all idiots". Now, vote for me or eat a d**k, you c***s!
SEDY My official political stance is "You're all idiots". Now, vote for me or eat a d**k, you c***s!

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poster politics

Oh please, everyone knows Dan is a scaley

DAN furies JER I'm not a furry! I got bit by that dumb werewolf. „l'm gonna kill you, wally...
DAN furies JER I'm not a furry! I got bit by that dumb werewolf. „l'm gonna kill you, wally...

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furries