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"Yep: it's what separates us from the beasts! The beasts who suck at hunting, anyway. It's what separates us from the cyanobacteria. Okay, it's AMONG what separates us from the cyanobacteria."
"Yep: it's what separates us from the beasts! The beasts who suck at hunting, anyway. It's what separates us from the cyanobacteria. Okay, it's AMONG what separates us from the cyanobacteria."

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It's from a brief McDonald's placemat printing 30 years ago, where they had an "imprové your fry-căbulary" section. Loomster was defined as the longest fry in the box! I am a guy who tries to not let corporations colonize his language! I STILL don't like the word "podcast" because it's got iPod branding in the first three letters!! And yet, I do use one corporate word! And that word... ...is LOOMSTER. And you use that a lot? You have a lot of opportunities to discuss long fries?? YES! Весause I 've Yep! over time it's grown to mean "the largest or longest item (especially to an unusual degree) in It comes up surprisingly so much so that i've NĒVER forgotten the word, despite SEMANTICALLY EXPANDED IT. a set". Really? often not ever wanting to memoriže it!! Honestly, in the history of corporate words idiolect, it's the loomster (C) 2020 Ryan North www.qwantz.com
It's from a brief McDonald's placemat printing 30 years ago, where they had an "imprové your fry-căbulary" section. Loomster was defined as the longest fry in the box! I am a guy who tries to not let corporations colonize his language! I STILL don't like the word "podcast" because it's got iPod branding in the first three letters!! And yet, I do use one corporate word! And that word... ...is LOOMSTER. And you use that a lot? You have a lot of opportunities to discuss long fries?? YES! Весause I 've Yep! over time it's grown to mean "the largest or longest item (especially to an unusual degree) in It comes up surprisingly so much so that i've NĒVER forgotten the word, despite SEMANTICALLY EXPANDED IT. a set". Really? often not ever wanting to memoriže it!! Honestly, in the history of corporate words idiolect, it's the loomster (C) 2020 Ryan North www.qwantz.com

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so angry that i can't wait to get even angrier, can't wait to slip these surly bonds of earth, put out my hands, and touch the face of So Much Angry That It's Fatal
so angry that i can't wait to get even angrier, can't wait to slip these surly bonds of earth, put out my hands, and touch the face of So Much Angry That It's Fatal

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What now

deaEstch, Wow
deaEstch, Wow

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Hey guys! What's eating you? Ha ha ha it's me! Oh, what fun we have.

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xkcd- <a href="http://xkcd.com/1452/">Jurassic World</a>

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Yesss!

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I like people whose names tell short stories, 1ike "John went". where d he go? Ha ha ha! I don't know! thecatgod this does not ever get old
I like people whose names tell short stories, 1ike "John went". where d he go? Ha ha ha! I don't know! thecatgod this does not ever get old

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These certainly are valid objection to a magical event that has never occurred.
These certainly are valid objection to a magical event that has never occurred.

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From the Adventures of Dr. Mc Ninja

YOU KNOW THAT MILLION OF YEARS AGO, A HUGE AS- TEROID TRUCK EARTH AND WIPED OUT THE DINOSAURS OWIRCK EAT ONCE THEY GOT OUTSIDE OF OUR PLANET'S MAGNETIC FIELD, I'M PRETTY CERTAIN THEY GOT HIT WITH A SERIOU WAVE OF COSMIC RADIATION OUT IN GPLY e FROZ AND SLOWLY ALL TUCK TO EACH OTHER, A DINOBAURTEHER, BUT THE AeTEROID ACTUALLY BOUNCED OME OF THE DINOSAURS OFF THE PLANET, AND SHOT THEM INTO SPACE! THEY TRAVELED LIKE THAT THROUGH PACE FOR YEARe, BURELY BOMBARDED WITH PLENTY OF CO MIC RADIATION. AT OME POINT, THE BALL CRABHED ONTO ANOTHER PLANET FAR FROM OUR OWN BOLAR SYSTEM, MAYBE EVEN OUR GALAxY THE DINO AUR습 THAWED AND WOKE UP... INTELLIGENT. I GOT OPINIONS WHO KNOW WHAT KIND OF COSMIC RADIATION IS OUT THERE
YOU KNOW THAT MILLION OF YEARS AGO, A HUGE AS- TEROID TRUCK EARTH AND WIPED OUT THE DINOSAURS OWIRCK EAT ONCE THEY GOT OUTSIDE OF OUR PLANET'S MAGNETIC FIELD, I'M PRETTY CERTAIN THEY GOT HIT WITH A SERIOU WAVE OF COSMIC RADIATION OUT IN GPLY e FROZ AND SLOWLY ALL TUCK TO EACH OTHER, A DINOBAURTEHER, BUT THE AeTEROID ACTUALLY BOUNCED OME OF THE DINOSAURS OFF THE PLANET, AND SHOT THEM INTO SPACE! THEY TRAVELED LIKE THAT THROUGH PACE FOR YEARe, BURELY BOMBARDED WITH PLENTY OF CO MIC RADIATION. AT OME POINT, THE BALL CRABHED ONTO ANOTHER PLANET FAR FROM OUR OWN BOLAR SYSTEM, MAYBE EVEN OUR GALAxY THE DINO AUR습 THAWED AND WOKE UP... INTELLIGENT. I GOT OPINIONS WHO KNOW WHAT KIND OF COSMIC RADIATION IS OUT THERE

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Take that! GOD I HATE HOUSES Man, F--- HOUSES Oh s--- you re hardcore Calm down, manFUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN
Take that! GOD I HATE HOUSES Man, F--- HOUSES Oh s--- you re hardcore Calm down, manFUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

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You can go in to a doctor and he takes a I 'm going to write the best story evēr. It's called - okay, I don't know what it's called a fantastic premise! I s a wor ld blood tešt, and then his machine spits out ere everyonela piece of paper that says "exploded" or drowned" or "poisoned apple" and that's knows hoW they' re going to die! . But I have it. No dates, no details! And so people who are to die from drowning spend the rest of their lives avoiding Swimm7ng p00s, but they end up drowning anyway. Part of the fun would be seeing how! I quess the only safe one would be This story sounds pretty morbid, T-Rex!if the paper It wOuld also work on said "old age" Nope, cause then you could be ki1led by an old guy! This machine delight in animals, but a11 the ones for cows would say "made into delicious cheeseburger". Morbidly INTERESTING! True! ironically Vaque deaths. 、Not that the cows could understand! "Natural causes"? Hit on the Friggin cheeseburgers! head by aV falling koala bear! C) 2005 Ryan North ww.qwantz. com
You can go in to a doctor and he takes a I 'm going to write the best story evēr. It's called - okay, I don't know what it's called a fantastic premise! I s a wor ld blood tešt, and then his machine spits out ere everyonela piece of paper that says "exploded" or drowned" or "poisoned apple" and that's knows hoW they' re going to die! . But I have it. No dates, no details! And so people who are to die from drowning spend the rest of their lives avoiding Swimm7ng p00s, but they end up drowning anyway. Part of the fun would be seeing how! I quess the only safe one would be This story sounds pretty morbid, T-Rex!if the paper It wOuld also work on said "old age" Nope, cause then you could be ki1led by an old guy! This machine delight in animals, but a11 the ones for cows would say "made into delicious cheeseburger". Morbidly INTERESTING! True! ironically Vaque deaths. 、Not that the cows could understand! "Natural causes"? Hit on the Friggin cheeseburgers! head by aV falling koala bear! C) 2005 Ryan North ww.qwantz. com

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People ase olvsoys asking me, Join a Symphn? TEACH? (Noooo...) There feally ase hove derided to uçe m "hhot are you goina to do when youlre done schcol? (Noooe POwERz in on entre and totlly betes wy 'm going to be an OBCE NINJA Ons music degree, though, REALLY ? An oboe...ninja? Knockina my vichms MN Swet oboe SOUNDS Ninjas are MADE OF AWESOME ACTUALLYd rothe be a pir ate, but oboes I could hiie mself out to I would hink owstras everolare, OSTENSIBLY all the oboe to play second, but really eauipnt afen ae ase" cf bad conductors. meat for would he hialh NEVER)uld get Seas 丶way, T-Rex Avast ye Hiah reeds ahead taking "Con때 Black" wholo now level Tharks o Noh at Diosaur Comics ht+p://www.qwontz. com

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MR. TUSKS HAS BEEN MADE MAYOR OF TINY TOWNE! LONG-HELD POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS COMICS Everything is ready for Mayor Tusks! As Vice Mayor, it is privilege to assume office when thě mayor is out of towne on municipal business! Capital! capital! As she is TODAY LITTLE excited! Our population consisting Since I, an elephant exclusively of pygmy animals is in danger of the island, I wi11 Now listen up, Comptroller whiskers! wi ld am the heaviest on ith my first taste of mayoral power I intend to enact many sweeping ecoming unsustaiñable Therefore I must impose a tax based inversely on weight. The heavier arn be the standard of I trust you i support my radical agenda? measurement at zero The Mr. Tusks Administration wi 11 be known for its fairness but also its brutality. ann mal, the less the tax order the lions to begin rounding up all lightweight Citizens I want the tax to be confiscated directly from their bank accounts so they can't try to weasel out of their obligations. what in tarnation is happening here? Get col. Tusks (Ret.)!out I have a lot of work to do today! WHAT IS So INTERESTING OVER THERE Mr. Tusks, in the absence of the mayor, the DEPUTY MAYOR is next in line. The vice Mayor comes after THAT must have felt oh super duper embarrassed i mean with all the confusion over the mayorship and what-a11 i meani would just have no idea what to do or that incredibly politically ankward situation gee gosh mr. tusks W-wi11 you be leaving towne any time soon? not know you are... You are much more disgusting up close (C) 2010 Ryan North/David Malki! www.wondermark.com
MR. TUSKS HAS BEEN MADE MAYOR OF TINY TOWNE! LONG-HELD POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS COMICS Everything is ready for Mayor Tusks! As Vice Mayor, it is privilege to assume office when thě mayor is out of towne on municipal business! Capital! capital! As she is TODAY LITTLE excited! Our population consisting Since I, an elephant exclusively of pygmy animals is in danger of the island, I wi11 Now listen up, Comptroller whiskers! wi ld am the heaviest on ith my first taste of mayoral power I intend to enact many sweeping ecoming unsustaiñable Therefore I must impose a tax based inversely on weight. The heavier arn be the standard of I trust you i support my radical agenda? measurement at zero The Mr. Tusks Administration wi 11 be known for its fairness but also its brutality. ann mal, the less the tax order the lions to begin rounding up all lightweight Citizens I want the tax to be confiscated directly from their bank accounts so they can't try to weasel out of their obligations. what in tarnation is happening here? Get col. Tusks (Ret.)!out I have a lot of work to do today! WHAT IS So INTERESTING OVER THERE Mr. Tusks, in the absence of the mayor, the DEPUTY MAYOR is next in line. The vice Mayor comes after THAT must have felt oh super duper embarrassed i mean with all the confusion over the mayorship and what-a11 i meani would just have no idea what to do or that incredibly politically ankward situation gee gosh mr. tusks W-wi11 you be leaving towne any time soon? not know you are... You are much more disgusting up close (C) 2010 Ryan North/David Malki! www.wondermark.com

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...which linked the incident to "Santarchy.!!!
...which linked the incident to "Santarchy.!!!

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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinos aur, stomping 1s the best part of my day indeed! what's that, 1ittle house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU gasp* Perhaps vou too wi11 get stomping little girl! Is stomping really the answer to vour problem(s)? My only problem(s have to do with you interrupting my stomping! WAIT Problem(s)? crazy utahraptor! C) 2003Ryan North ww.qwantz. com
Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinos aur, stomping 1s the best part of my day indeed! what's that, 1ittle house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU gasp* Perhaps vou too wi11 get stomping little girl! Is stomping really the answer to vour problem(s)? My only problem(s have to do with you interrupting my stomping! WAIT Problem(s)? crazy utahraptor! C) 2003Ryan North ww.qwantz. com

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