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Party: Lord Strahd, we have returned with the items you have requested. The two pints of Minotaur and Centaur blood... Strahd: Excellent start. Party: The unspoiled body of a Locathah patriarch... Strahd: Good, good. Party: And... a jar of herbed mayonnaise from that one deli in town you forgot the name of. Strahd: *Shrugs* It is forgettable name, but good mayonnaise. Party: So, if we can ask, what incantation are you using these for? Strahd: What? Party: I mean, beastblood, a corpse, you're creating some unholy abomination, right? Strahd:...I wanted fishsticks and taur-taur sauce. Party: engan
Party: Lord Strahd, we have returned with the items you have requested. The two pints of Minotaur and Centaur blood... Strahd: Excellent start. Party: The unspoiled body of a Locathah patriarch... Strahd: Good, good. Party: And... a jar of herbed mayonnaise from that one deli in town you forgot the name of. Strahd: *Shrugs* It is forgettable name, but good mayonnaise. Party: So, if we can ask, what incantation are you using these for? Strahd: What? Party: I mean, beastblood, a corpse, you're creating some unholy abomination, right? Strahd:...I wanted fishsticks and taur-taur sauce. Party: engan

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...and the world's greatest assassin no has a backstory. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: So the idea is we sneak in undetected... Goblin Fighter: Stabbies? Rogue: *Sighs* No, Terrence, no stabbies. Goblin Fighter: *whining noises* Stabbies?!? Rogue: Tell you what, if you get in and out of here without doing stabbies, I'll teach you how to do sneaky stabbies. Deal? Goblin Fighter:
Rogue: So the idea is we sneak in undetected... Goblin Fighter: Stabbies? Rogue: *Sighs* No, Terrence, no stabbies. Goblin Fighter: *whining noises* Stabbies?!? Rogue: Tell you what, if you get in and out of here without doing stabbies, I'll teach you how to do sneaky stabbies. Deal? Goblin Fighter:

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Put your manuals where your mouth is... | /r/dndmemes

: I AGREED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE A D&D NERD LIKE ME... OBVIOUSLY THAT'S B-------. I'M OUTTA HERE.
: I AGREED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU'RE A D&D NERD LIKE ME... OBVIOUSLY THAT'S B-------. I'M OUTTA HERE.

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←u/SUPERCOW7 Brought a whole farm to the boss battle YOU'RE TOO LATE, ADVENTURERS! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! SACRED FLAME! THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BBEG! WE WILL STOP YOU WITH THE POWERS OF: VICIOUS MOCKERY! Summon Beast INCREDIBLE Tan Bag of Tricks ACTION ECONOMY. w Conjure Animals . Two beasts of challenge rating 1 or lower AND FIREBOLT!
←u/SUPERCOW7 Brought a whole farm to the boss battle YOU'RE TOO LATE, ADVENTURERS! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME NOW!! SACRED FLAME! THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BBEG! WE WILL STOP YOU WITH THE POWERS OF: VICIOUS MOCKERY! Summon Beast INCREDIBLE Tan Bag of Tricks ACTION ECONOMY. w Conjure Animals . Two beasts of challenge rating 1 or lower AND FIREBOLT!

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It was so nice my DM let me use stone giant as my PCs race. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR SLING ATTACK IS A NAT 20 WITH MAX DAMAGE! made with mematic
WHEN YOUR SLING ATTACK IS A NAT 20 WITH MAX DAMAGE! made with mematic

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Mmm mmmm, just like mom used to make... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.
DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.

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Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character

LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast The player. Polygon @Polygon Sep 5 • Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character trib.al/DqzGFKn 1:41 PM . Sep 5, 2023 · 6.2M Views :
LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast The player. Polygon @Polygon Sep 5 • Dungeons & Dragons introduces its first canonically autistic character trib.al/DqzGFKn 1:41 PM . Sep 5, 2023 · 6.2M Views :

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I use divine smite through my kobold gauntlet... | /r/dndmemes

Expectation of DMing: I see planets that don't exist and landscapes that have only been dreamed. The Reality: "Yes, you're right there's no rule about using a kobold as a gauntlet, but WHYYYYYY...?"
Expectation of DMing: I see planets that don't exist and landscapes that have only been dreamed. The Reality: "Yes, you're right there's no rule about using a kobold as a gauntlet, but WHYYYYYY...?"

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Ok, "rolls dice"... it's a 3... for a total of 24. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!
Rogue: Oh, am I in range of the fireball? I'll just use my uncan- DM: It's not an attack, roll a dex save!

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You've been playing 2e all along | /r/dndmemes

wait, it's all just pathfinder? MY "HOMEBREW" RULES always has been
wait, it's all just pathfinder? MY "HOMEBREW" RULES always has been

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Ok.. ignore the bandit problem. I guess we're going to track down some lost rare wine vintage? | /r/dndmemes

LEFT EXIT 12 main quest random side quest you mentioned off the top of your head (chat gpt here we come) players EASE ST WESTWO
LEFT EXIT 12 main quest random side quest you mentioned off the top of your head (chat gpt here we come) players EASE ST WESTWO

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Tip for creating a memorable BBEG? An NPC betrays them, beats them to near death and allows them to live, rendering everyone unconscious. You want your players to follow the plot? Make it personal. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU GIVE THE BBEG A BADASS SPEECH "I AM GOING TO LET YOU LIVE, FOR NOW. ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER HAD, CRY OUT IN MISERY AND DESPAIR, AND COME BACK TO ME WITH HATRED IN YOUR HEART AND BLOOD UPON YOUR HANDS, WILL I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE."
WHEN YOU GIVE THE BBEG A BADASS SPEECH "I AM GOING TO LET YOU LIVE, FOR NOW. ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER HAD, CRY OUT IN MISERY AND DESPAIR, AND COME BACK TO ME WITH HATRED IN YOUR HEART AND BLOOD UPON YOUR HANDS, WILL I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE."

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Klarg doesn't fuck around | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ARE NEW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUGBEAR IS MY PLAYERS 208+2
WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ARE NEW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUGBEAR IS MY PLAYERS 208+2

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It's a legal move! | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: And with my sneak attack, I jam my dagger between the troll's fourth and fifth ribs, twist to make it stick in there, and leave it in! And that's... 27 damage! DM: Excessive, but that explains the damage. The troll roars, and shifts his attention to this new source of pain that happened behind him. But it is... the artificer's initiative next! Rogue: OOH! Real quick! Remember how I said that, tip to pommel, that dagger was one solid piece of dwarven steel? DM: Yyyyeeees?? Rogue: *to the artificer* Francis? Artificer: I'd like to cast "Heat Metal" on his dagger. DM:
Rogue: And with my sneak attack, I jam my dagger between the troll's fourth and fifth ribs, twist to make it stick in there, and leave it in! And that's... 27 damage! DM: Excessive, but that explains the damage. The troll roars, and shifts his attention to this new source of pain that happened behind him. But it is... the artificer's initiative next! Rogue: OOH! Real quick! Remember how I said that, tip to pommel, that dagger was one solid piece of dwarven steel? DM: Yyyyeeees?? Rogue: *to the artificer* Francis? Artificer: I'd like to cast "Heat Metal" on his dagger. DM:

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SpellJammer time out. | /r/dndmemes

TheScowl117 12:07 AM The party waiting in suspended animation for us to try and figure out our irl s--- flip.com
TheScowl117 12:07 AM The party waiting in suspended animation for us to try and figure out our irl s--- flip.com

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DM: You are walking through the forest when you see... everyone roll perception. *party rolls* DM: *to bard, cleric, and fighter* You all see a deer. Ranger: What do I see? DM: Check your phone. Ranger: *eyes widen* Is this a nature or arcana check?
DM: You are walking through the forest when you see... everyone roll perception. *party rolls* DM: *to bard, cleric, and fighter* You all see a deer. Ranger: What do I see? DM: Check your phone. Ranger: *eyes widen* Is this a nature or arcana check?

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ANN, may m DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.
ANN, may m DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.

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Thank goodness that IRL the dead can't hurt you... | /r/dndmemes

billybigbongos 12:39 PM Please post my meme, I hate necromancers Pov A You just told a necromancer that reanimating a corpse into a hideous mockery of life in order to do battle on the living isn't "totally heckin lawful gooderino" made with mematic
billybigbongos 12:39 PM Please post my meme, I hate necromancers Pov A You just told a necromancer that reanimating a corpse into a hideous mockery of life in order to do battle on the living isn't "totally heckin lawful gooderino" made with mematic

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Before you get it all in a twist, BG3 is D&D... | /r/dndmemes

Larian's been patching Baldur's Gate 3 to make all the companions less horny. i pcgamer.com Turns out Baldur's Gate 3's companions weren't supposed to be such horndogs: "It was a bug" Mizora: And you know what happens when you're naughty.
Larian's been patching Baldur's Gate 3 to make all the companions less horny. i pcgamer.com Turns out Baldur's Gate 3's companions weren't supposed to be such horndogs: "It was a bug" Mizora: And you know what happens when you're naughty.

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I'm just a regular Joe... | /r/dndmemes

*the Party is telling stories around the campfire Elvish rogue: well fighter, we don't need to hear your backstory. You are human and- Human Fighter: not basic. Elvish rogue: really, then tell us your "unique" backstory. Human Fighter: I was born before dragons could talk and before elves understood what their magic really was. The years were counted differently back then so I could not tell you exactly when. When I was 21 years old I joined general Shii's forty third brigade. I became lieutenant and led my soldiers so far north that I started to go south, back when there was no ice to stop you, I fought the alfar, the ancestors of dwarves and halflings. The last things I remember were the cryocannons and the confusion of the attack, I remember sitting down and tuning everything out as the ice shards piled around me, and there I slipped away... Elvish rogue: that's horseshit! how did you survive. Human fighter: I came from the age when one's power came from the machines they commanded, as a ranking officer I was fitted with a data drive in my brain and a high tech life support system that can let me hibernate indefinitely, I slept for a thousands of years I'm guessing, because when I came to, an earthquake had cracked the ice. I wandered, looking for my comrades, or the enemy, or anybody, when I saw civilization, it was so different to me. People spoke weird languages, monsters roamed the earth, and men could do magic. Elvish rogue: you're just like the rest of 'em >Race: Human Varient >Sex: Male: >Class: Fighter It's gaming time.
*the Party is telling stories around the campfire Elvish rogue: well fighter, we don't need to hear your backstory. You are human and- Human Fighter: not basic. Elvish rogue: really, then tell us your "unique" backstory. Human Fighter: I was born before dragons could talk and before elves understood what their magic really was. The years were counted differently back then so I could not tell you exactly when. When I was 21 years old I joined general Shii's forty third brigade. I became lieutenant and led my soldiers so far north that I started to go south, back when there was no ice to stop you, I fought the alfar, the ancestors of dwarves and halflings. The last things I remember were the cryocannons and the confusion of the attack, I remember sitting down and tuning everything out as the ice shards piled around me, and there I slipped away... Elvish rogue: that's horseshit! how did you survive. Human fighter: I came from the age when one's power came from the machines they commanded, as a ranking officer I was fitted with a data drive in my brain and a high tech life support system that can let me hibernate indefinitely, I slept for a thousands of years I'm guessing, because when I came to, an earthquake had cracked the ice. I wandered, looking for my comrades, or the enemy, or anybody, when I saw civilization, it was so different to me. People spoke weird languages, monsters roamed the earth, and men could do magic. Elvish rogue: you're just like the rest of 'em >Race: Human Varient >Sex: Male: >Class: Fighter It's gaming time.

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