wait, it's all just pathfinder? MY "HOMEBREW" RULES always has been

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

DM PRO TIP CONSEQUENCES IF AN ITEMICAN SURVIVE VIOLENCE, DO NOT LOCK IT IN A BOX THAT CAN BE OPENED BY VIOLENCE

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LEFT EXIT 12 main quest random side quest you mentioned off the top of your head (chat gpt here we come) players EASE ST WESTWO

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Tip for creating a memorable BBEG? An NPC betrays them, beats them to near death and allows them to live, rendering everyone unconscious. You want your players to follow the plot? Make it personal. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU GIVE THE BBEG A BADASS SPEECH "I AM GOING TO LET YOU LIVE, FOR NOW. ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER HAD, CRY OUT IN MISERY AND DESPAIR, AND COME BACK TO ME WITH HATRED IN YOUR HEART AND BLOOD UPON YOUR HANDS, WILL I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DIE."

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Klarg doesn't fuck around | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR PLAYERS ARE NEW AND DON'T KNOW WHAT A BUGBEAR IS MY PLAYERS 208+2

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It's a legal move! | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: And with my sneak attack, I jam my dagger between the troll's fourth and fifth ribs, twist to make it stick in there, and leave it in! And that's... 27 damage! DM: Excessive, but that explains the damage. The troll roars, and shifts his attention to this new source of pain that happened behind him. But it is... the artificer's initiative next! Rogue: OOH! Real quick! Remember how I said that, tip to pommel, that dagger was one solid piece of dwarven steel? DM: Yyyyeeees?? Rogue: *to the artificer* Francis? Artificer: I'd like to cast "Heat Metal" on his dagger. DM:

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SpellJammer time out. | /r/dndmemes

TheScowl117 12:07 AM The party waiting in suspended animation for us to try and figure out our irl s--- flip.com

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I see you. | /r/dndmemes

DM: You are walking through the forest when you see... everyone roll perception. *party rolls* DM: *to bard, cleric, and fighter* You all see a deer. Ranger: What do I see? DM: Check your phone. Ranger: *eyes widen* Is this a nature or arcana check?

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He was in fact, very sure | /r/dndmemes

ANN, may m DM saying "Are you sure you want to do that?" You ain't got the nerve. Player that wants to make a new character Try me.

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Thank goodness that IRL the dead can't hurt you... | /r/dndmemes

billybigbongos 12:39 PM Please post my meme, I hate necromancers Pov A You just told a necromancer that reanimating a corpse into a hideous mockery of life in order to do battle on the living isn't "totally heckin lawful gooderino" made with mematic

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Before you get it all in a twist, BG3 is D&D... | /r/dndmemes

Larian's been patching Baldur's Gate 3 to make all the companions less horny. i pcgamer.com Turns out Baldur's Gate 3's companions weren't supposed to be such horndogs: "It was a bug" Mizora: And you know what happens when you're naughty.

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I'm just a regular Joe... | /r/dndmemes

*the Party is telling stories around the campfire Elvish rogue: well fighter, we don't need to hear your backstory. You are human and- Human Fighter: not basic. Elvish rogue: really, then tell us your "unique" backstory. Human Fighter: I was born before dragons could talk and before elves understood what their magic really was. The years were counted differently back then so I could not tell you exactly when. When I was 21 years old I joined general Shii's forty third brigade. I became lieutenant and led my soldiers so far north that I started to go south, back when there was no ice to stop you, I fought the alfar, the ancestors of dwarves and halflings. The last things I remember were the cryocannons and the confusion of the attack, I remember sitting down and tuning everything out as the ice shards piled around me, and there I slipped away... Elvish rogue: that's horseshit! how did you survive. Human fighter: I came from the age when one's power came from the machines they commanded, as a ranking officer I was fitted with a data drive in my brain and a high tech life support system that can let me hibernate indefinitely, I slept for a thousands of years I'm guessing, because when I came to, an earthquake had cracked the ice. I wandered, looking for my comrades, or the enemy, or anybody, when I saw civilization, it was so different to me. People spoke weird languages, monsters roamed the earth, and men could do magic. Elvish rogue: you're just like the rest of 'em >Race: Human Varient >Sex: Male: >Class: Fighter It's gaming time.

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WHAT?!? | /r/dndmemes

Artificer: *bad German accent they've been using all campaign* You know vee haf used zee raise dead schpell on zee warforged? DM: Yes? Artificer: Vell, vee haf bin tooking, unt I vood like to mahk eine kleine adjustment to his exterior. DM: Which is? Warforged: I want a cannon mounted to my shoulder. DM: WHAT?!? Artificer: Obvioosly, vee vood need to be makink zee ammo, so he couldn't use it all zee time, but...ja? DM: I mean... I suppose...? Warforged: *now also using a bad German accent* ICH BIN EIN NECROPANZER!!! DM: PLANEE BOURNAL WINS!

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WotC don't return my calls. | /r/dndmemes

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