DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

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DM: You walk into the clearing. A camp was made here, there's still a stew pot on the dying fire, though the place looks to have been abandoned in the last few hours. Ranger: I'd like to roll perception to see if it belongs to the quarry we've been chasing. *rolls an 8* DM: Inconclusive. Cleric: I'd like to try "speak with dead". DM: There aren't any bodies. Cleric: We're chasing cannibals, right? That's a stewpot. DM: ...That's...not... know what? The chili quivers with happiness.

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