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Anonymous (ID: zmfmwhag) 03/09/13(Sat)15:18:19 No.463963129 Replies: 463964732 File: 1362860299327 ipg-(96 KB, 1024x768, 1362439175684 jpg) 14 Be 17 >At a party with a few close friends 4 girls there, all known for being easy sluts Say they want to have some fun >iseewherethisisgoing.jpg Run over to my bag as fast as my drunken legs can carry me >Bring back copy of Shrek 2 >They laugh at me >l run over to the poolside and begin to weep my eyes out >The pool begins to turn a murky brown, frothing over >A light mist rolls over the pool The smell of onions is overpowering >Suddenly, from the depths of the pool, a wooden outhouse emerges >The door bursts open to reveal my knight >"AIGHT LADEE LES SHOUGH THEES KEEDS AW TA PARTY" >Shrek knocks down the door, pandemonium follows >Grabs the most drunk girl by her pony tails >He whips out his massive, elephant-trunk sized c--- and pushes it in her anus, she dies instantly >"LOOKS LAIK YOU OGREDOSED LASEE" >Proceeds to do the same to my remaining friends >After a mere thirty seconds everyone but Shrek and I are dead know what I must do want to please Shrek, for he pleased me >l open my mouth as wide as it will go, awaiting his presence >"THATS NOT GONNA DO EET LADEE >He flips me over and demolishes my virgin anus >Blood seeping out, he fills me with his love and leaves >l knew it was ogre >Shrek's love tasted like sour onions >I was crying, they were tears of joy >Shrek is love, shrek is life

Anonymous (ID: zmfmwhag) 03/09/13(Sat)15:18:19 No.463963129 Replies: 463964732 File: 1362860299327 ipg-(96 KB, 1024x768, 1362439175684 jpg) 14 Be 17 >At a party with a few close friends 4 girls there, all known for being easy sluts Say they want to have some fun >iseewherethisisgoing.jpg Run over to my bag as fast as my drunken legs can carry me >Bring back copy of Shrek 2 >They laugh at me >l run over to the poolside and begin to weep my eyes out >The pool begins to turn a murky brown, frothing over >A light mist rolls over the pool The smell of onions is overpowering >Suddenly, from the depths of the pool, a wooden outhouse emerges >The door bursts open to reveal my knight >"AIGHT LADEE LES SHOUGH THEES KEEDS AW TA PARTY" >Shrek knocks down the door, pandemonium follows >Grabs the most drunk girl by her pony tails >He whips out his massive, elephant-trunk sized c--- and pushes it in her anus, she dies instantly >"LOOKS LAIK YOU OGREDOSED LASEE" >Proceeds to do the same to my remaining friends >After a mere thirty seconds everyone but Shrek and I are dead know what I must do want to please Shrek, for he pleased me >l open my mouth as wide as it will go, awaiting his presence >"THATS NOT GONNA DO EET LADEE >He flips me over and demolishes my virgin anus >Blood seeping out, he fills me with his love and leaves >l knew it was ogre >Shrek's love tasted like sour onions >I was crying, they were tears of joy >Shrek is love, shrek is life

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STAY OUTA MAH SWAMP

File: 135947 (16 KB, 220x338, Shrekcharacter.jpg) Anonymous (ID: DOjPe+9e) 01/29/13(Tue)12:16:34 No.454624325 Replies: >454625942 22454628650 be 19 get to chem class pull out phone so i can put it on silent girl behind me says "hey why is your wallpaper shrek?" >"shrek is love. shrek is life" >She scoffs and starts giggling meathead overhears our brief convo s up to me "so you're gay for shrek? >knocks phone out of my hand laughs and high fives his friends pull onion out of my pocket stand up and recite "De Mysteris Domini Shrek" take large bite out of onion phone starts shaking violently it emits this green haze, the stench of swamp and onions fills the room teacher tries to run out but the door is immediately shut >shrek bursts out of my phone, roaring with rage gets guy and rips his c--- out with one thrust shoves it down his throat >shrek crushes a bug with his hands and spreads the juice on his fist picks up girl who laughed at me and fists her vagina the look on her eyes as it bursts out of her mouth >shrek lets them live since he knows of the horrible life they will lead. >pushes teacher aside and stands in front of the podium >"so class, what have we learned today?" >"Shrek is love: Shrek is life" "Just as shrekpexted" >shrek returns to my phone, teach continues teachin.

File: 135947 (16 KB, 220x338, Shrekcharacter.jpg) Anonymous (ID: DOjPe+9e) 01/29/13(Tue)12:16:34 No.454624325 Replies: >454625942 22454628650 be 19 get to chem class pull out phone so i can put it on silent girl behind me says "hey why is your wallpaper shrek?" >"shrek is love. shrek is life" >She scoffs and starts giggling meathead overhears our brief convo s up to me "so you're gay for shrek? >knocks phone out of my hand laughs and high fives his friends pull onion out of my pocket stand up and recite "De Mysteris Domini Shrek" take large bite out of onion phone starts shaking violently it emits this green haze, the stench of swamp and onions fills the room teacher tries to run out but the door is immediately shut >shrek bursts out of my phone, roaring with rage gets guy and rips his c--- out with one thrust shoves it down his throat >shrek crushes a bug with his hands and spreads the juice on his fist picks up girl who laughed at me and fists her vagina the look on her eyes as it bursts out of her mouth >shrek lets them live since he knows of the horrible life they will lead. >pushes teacher aside and stands in front of the podium >"so class, what have we learned today?" >"Shrek is love: Shrek is life" "Just as shrekpexted" >shrek returns to my phone, teach continues teachin.

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□ Preaching about The Ogrelord Broare4Life 13/10/15 an >Be 16 yr old brogre >Preach the word of the Ogrelord to parents >Parents laugh and call you f----- Run to your room crying >get on knees and pray to Shrek >begin chanting "Layer power, darkest hour >Onion smell fills the whole house >Run downstairs to find parents dead, suffocated by Onions >Turn around and see the mighty Ogrelord, start to fap >Shrek whips out his mighty shrock and stabs it into my ass I cry tears of joy wanting to please my Orgelord >He orgasms filling my ass with his love and I collapse in exhaustion >Shrek whispers "They should have checked themselves before they shreked themselves, laddeh" >He climbs out the window and I begin to pray and weep for my lord >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

□ Preaching about The Ogrelord Broare4Life 13/10/15 an >Be 16 yr old brogre >Preach the word of the Ogrelord to parents >Parents laugh and call you f----- Run to your room crying >get on knees and pray to Shrek >begin chanting "Layer power, darkest hour >Onion smell fills the whole house >Run downstairs to find parents dead, suffocated by Onions >Turn around and see the mighty Ogrelord, start to fap >Shrek whips out his mighty shrock and stabs it into my ass I cry tears of joy wanting to please my Orgelord >He orgasms filling my ass with his love and I collapse in exhaustion >Shrek whispers "They should have checked themselves before they shreked themselves, laddeh" >He climbs out the window and I begin to pray and weep for my lord >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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So my sisters out for the day and my sisters room is completely cowered in One Direction posters So I thought "why not eut out 350 shrak faces ND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK 350 shrek faces No face aft uncovared 134m Pa

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File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

File: 1373224936437ipg-(53 KB, 317x382, shrequestria_girls.jpg) Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)15:22 No. 11930214 Replies: 1193024311930286 Day layered in Equestria High You are Normal Norman >Right now is lunch time with Purple again >We have vegan soup >It's kinda weird that every day has a huge selection of vegan food out >Maybe vegans are the majority here? >Anyway, despite the food being what it is, it's still pretty good >It's a nice onion soup stuff which is not as bad as it look. >"Ugh, Norman?" - asked Purple while poking her meal >"Yeah?" >"T don't like onion soup, do you have an apple or something that I can borrow?" >"Maybe you should just try it." >"Okay, but I won't like it." - she said while getting her spoonful >"Blech! Even in this body onion are still gross!" >Suddenly the lunch halls are filled with a pungent onion stench >An ogre bursts into the room and points at Purple >"ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU, LASS!"- said the beast >He runs straight at your table and tackles Purp >Before you know it, she's naked and has her ass high in the sky >Out of nowhere the ogre brandishes a onion >In an instant he starts jamming it into her ass >You just sit there, jaw slacked, staring at how he get onions from an invisible source to fill her ass with >Purple begs and screams for help, but no one comes to her aid >Eventually after bloating Purp's stomach beyond reason he stops >"IT'S TIME FOR AN OGREDOSE OF PAIN!" - screamed the green monster >He stomps on her gut so hard that she leaks onion juice from every orifice >He dips down and whispers into her ear loud enough for you to hear. "Next time, check yourself before you Shrek yourself lass." >To day was a "Goes nice with toast tho." day

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>Suddenly, Shrek bursts through the wall "It's all ogre for you laddeh" "r

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