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00% 50% PEOPLE HAVE WISED UP TO THE 'CAREFULY CHOSEN YAXIS RANGE' TRICK, S0 LE MISLEADING GRAPH MAKES HAVE HAD TO GET CREATIVE.

00% 50% PEOPLE HAVE WISED UP TO THE 'CAREFULY CHOSEN YAXIS RANGE' TRICK, S0 LE MISLEADING GRAPH MAKES HAVE HAD TO GET CREATIVE.

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Sports Champions

MARGARET GARY LONZO BALLHALFPIPE GOGGLES SLURVE (2020) JAKE SARAH KEVIN COURT (1960s) PLAYER (1970ג (2030) (2030;) (2050s) JEBEDIAH JULIA DWIGHT BRANDON KATE DISASTEROuS CHAIRUFT SHUTTLECOCK SPONSORSHIP DOPINGSCANDALPOSTGME (2060s) (2050s) (2D60s) (2070»)PRESSCONFERENCE (2080s) FUN FACT: EVERY SPORT EVENTUALLY PRODUCES A CHAMPION COMPETITOR NAMED AFTER A COMMON ELEMENT OF THE GAME.

MARGARET GARY LONZO BALLHALFPIPE GOGGLES SLURVE (2020) JAKE SARAH KEVIN COURT (1960s) PLAYER (1970ג (2030) (2030;) (2050s) JEBEDIAH JULIA DWIGHT BRANDON KATE DISASTEROuS CHAIRUFT SHUTTLECOCK SPONSORSHIP DOPINGSCANDALPOSTGME (2060s) (2050s) (2D60s) (2070»)PRESSCONFERENCE (2080s) FUN FACT: EVERY SPORT EVENTUALLY PRODUCES A CHAMPION COMPETITOR NAMED AFTER A COMMON ELEMENT OF THE GAME.

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Software Development

WE NEED TO MAKE 500 HOLES IN THAT WALL, So IVE BUILT THI5 AUTOMATIC DRILL. IT USES ELEGANT PRECISION GEARS TO CONTINUALLY ADJUST ITS TORQUE AND SPEED AS NEEDED GREAT ITS THE PERFECT VEIGHT! WELL LOAD 500 OF THEM INTO THE CANNON LE MADE AND SHOOT THEM AT THE WALL. HOU SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT WORKS

WE NEED TO MAKE 500 HOLES IN THAT WALL, So IVE BUILT THI5 AUTOMATIC DRILL. IT USES ELEGANT PRECISION GEARS TO CONTINUALLY ADJUST ITS TORQUE AND SPEED AS NEEDED GREAT ITS THE PERFECT VEIGHT! WELL LOAD 500 OF THEM INTO THE CANNON LE MADE AND SHOOT THEM AT THE WALL. HOU SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT WORKS

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Negative Results

DEAR NATURE MAGAZINE, I FOUND NO EDENCE SUFFICIENT TO REJECT THE NULL HYPOTHESIS IN ANY RESEARCH AREAS BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK PLAYING THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD ILL SEND YOU ANOTHER UPDATE NEXT WEEK! THE PUSH TO PUBLISH NEGATIVE RESULTS SEEMS KINDA WEIRD BUT IM HAPPY TO GO ALONG UITH IT

DEAR NATURE MAGAZINE, I FOUND NO EDENCE SUFFICIENT TO REJECT THE NULL HYPOTHESIS IN ANY RESEARCH AREAS BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE WEEK PLAYING THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD ILL SEND YOU ANOTHER UPDATE NEXT WEEK! THE PUSH TO PUBLISH NEGATIVE RESULTS SEEMS KINDA WEIRD BUT IM HAPPY TO GO ALONG UITH IT

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An Apple for a Dollar

JUST THIS APPLE, THANKS. THAT WILL BE ONE DOLLAR. ISTHATA PROBUEM? | | THIS IS LIKEA | | ARE UE ON A FRICTİONLESS rs JUST WEIRD TO | | IADNIC IDEAL | | RAE? ISA TRAIN LEAVING REALIZE THAT EVERY OTHER TRANSACTION IN AN APPLE FOR MY UFE UILL BE MORE A DOLLAR COMPLICATED THAN THIS EXCHANGE.CHICAGO AT 40 MPH? SHOULD I SOLVE FOR SOMEHING?? EXACTY? NO TAX OR ANYTHING? OKAY APPLES ARE $2.17 NOU. I SEE THAT'S RIGHT THATS... PROBABLY BETTER FOR US BOTH.

JUST THIS APPLE, THANKS. THAT WILL BE ONE DOLLAR. ISTHATA PROBUEM? | | THIS IS LIKEA | | ARE UE ON A FRICTİONLESS rs JUST WEIRD TO | | IADNIC IDEAL | | RAE? ISA TRAIN LEAVING REALIZE THAT EVERY OTHER TRANSACTION IN AN APPLE FOR MY UFE UILL BE MORE A DOLLAR COMPLICATED THAN THIS EXCHANGE.CHICAGO AT 40 MPH? SHOULD I SOLVE FOR SOMEHING?? EXACTY? NO TAX OR ANYTHING? OKAY APPLES ARE $2.17 NOU. I SEE THAT'S RIGHT THATS... PROBABLY BETTER FOR US BOTH.

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Wall Art

BUT THESE DAYS I FEEL THESE ARE ALL OIL GETTING OLDER 15 50 WEIRD 20 YEARS AGO 1 | | THIS COMPULSION TO GET | | PANTİNGS OF POKÉMON. THOUGHT THUMBTACKED | | FRAMED OIL PANTNG5 AND POKEMON POSTERS MADE SPEND HOURS CAREFULLY MY WALL LOOK S0 COOL. ARRANGING THEM. LOOK IM MEETING MATURITY HALFWAY

BUT THESE DAYS I FEEL THESE ARE ALL OIL GETTING OLDER 15 50 WEIRD 20 YEARS AGO 1 | | THIS COMPULSION TO GET | | PANTİNGS OF POKÉMON. THOUGHT THUMBTACKED | | FRAMED OIL PANTNG5 AND POKEMON POSTERS MADE SPEND HOURS CAREFULLY MY WALL LOOK S0 COOL. ARRANGING THEM. LOOK IM MEETING MATURITY HALFWAY

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Stargazing 2

THOSE THREE STARS FORMA CONSTELLATİO CALLED THE TRIANGLE. THOSE THREE ARE THOE DOTS ARE PLANETS,HATS THAT BUINKING ONE? WELCOME BACK To STARGAZING. WHEN THE STARS DISAPPEARED THIS MORNING I FIGURED I HAD TO FIND A NEW JOB, BUT THEYRE BACK! THIS RULES OR "FOOLS STARS WITHOUT INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL, THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WE CAN REALISTİCALLY HOPE To DUMP TRASH ON. AIRPLANE. THEYRE FUL OF SNACKS AND MONEY AND STUFF BUT DONT BOTHER TRYING TO CATCH THEM- THEYRE LAY TOO HIGH UP ANOTHER TRIANGLE. LOTTA TRIANGLES VERY IMPORTANT SHAPE SPEAKING OF SPACE TRASH LEARNED THAT THE HARD THAT DOT IS A SATELLITE THERE ARE APPS THAT WILL TELL YOU WHOSE FAULT IT IS. WAY IN GRAD SCHOOL. GOT A THESIS OUT OF I AT LEAST

THOSE THREE STARS FORMA CONSTELLATİO CALLED THE TRIANGLE. THOSE THREE ARE THOE DOTS ARE PLANETS,HATS THAT BUINKING ONE? WELCOME BACK To STARGAZING. WHEN THE STARS DISAPPEARED THIS MORNING I FIGURED I HAD TO FIND A NEW JOB, BUT THEYRE BACK! THIS RULES OR "FOOLS STARS WITHOUT INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL, THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WE CAN REALISTİCALLY HOPE To DUMP TRASH ON. AIRPLANE. THEYRE FUL OF SNACKS AND MONEY AND STUFF BUT DONT BOTHER TRYING TO CATCH THEM- THEYRE LAY TOO HIGH UP ANOTHER TRIANGLE. LOTTA TRIANGLES VERY IMPORTANT SHAPE SPEAKING OF SPACE TRASH LEARNED THAT THE HARD THAT DOT IS A SATELLITE THERE ARE APPS THAT WILL TELL YOU WHOSE FAULT IT IS. WAY IN GRAD SCHOOL. GOT A THESIS OUT OF I AT LEAST

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New Phone Thread

WHOA WEIRD DXING AT MY TİMELINE ON MY FRIENDS PHONE AND 50ME OF MY POSTS LOOK NORMAL 나 AT THE HELL? I MEAN THE WORDS ARE CORRECT Ol THATS EXACTLY WHAT I TYPED! 72?????? QITHINK THI5 NEW PHONE IS UORKNG REALLY LEL Q NO ITs DOING IT AGAIN Q THOSE ARE MY WORDS! Q HELP O1 HOW DO IEXPLAIN? O ITS TAKING THE WORDS I TYPE AND LEAVING THEM EXACTLY THE SAME Ol FORGET IT IGIVE UP O IL NEVER GET A NEJ PHONE. THIS ONE IS PERFECT. HT Q LISTEN, IF YOURE THINKING ABOUT BUYING THE NEW MOBILE PRO 3 YOU SHOULD ITS THE BEST PHONE ON THE MARKET AT AN INCREDIBLE PRICE. ORDER NOU Q AAAAA HELPPP ILOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!

WHOA WEIRD DXING AT MY TİMELINE ON MY FRIENDS PHONE AND 50ME OF MY POSTS LOOK NORMAL 나 AT THE HELL? I MEAN THE WORDS ARE CORRECT Ol THATS EXACTLY WHAT I TYPED! 72?????? QITHINK THI5 NEW PHONE IS UORKNG REALLY LEL Q NO ITs DOING IT AGAIN Q THOSE ARE MY WORDS! Q HELP O1 HOW DO IEXPLAIN? O ITS TAKING THE WORDS I TYPE AND LEAVING THEM EXACTLY THE SAME Ol FORGET IT IGIVE UP O IL NEVER GET A NEJ PHONE. THIS ONE IS PERFECT. HT Q LISTEN, IF YOURE THINKING ABOUT BUYING THE NEW MOBILE PRO 3 YOU SHOULD ITS THE BEST PHONE ON THE MARKET AT AN INCREDIBLE PRICE. ORDER NOU Q AAAAA HELPPP ILOVE MY NEW PHONE!!!

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JWST Delays

JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE AUNCH DELAYS 2030 2025 2020 2015 20I0 2005 2000 PLANNED LAUNCH DATE LATE 2026? NOW: 202 CURRENT DATE 2000 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 2030 LOOK, AT LEAST THE SLOPE 15 LESS THAN ONE

JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE AUNCH DELAYS 2030 2025 2020 2015 20I0 2005 2000 PLANNED LAUNCH DATE LATE 2026? NOW: 202 CURRENT DATE 2000 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 2030 LOOK, AT LEAST THE SLOPE 15 LESS THAN ONE

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Rock

THIS ROCK ERUPTED FROMA VOLCANO NEAR THE SOUTH POLE WHEN THE WORLD WAS FROZEN OVER, JUST BEFORE MULTİCELLULAR LIFE AROSE. SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP PLUN 屮' NOA rtL BE COVERED IN SEDIMENT | | TODAY WAS A WEIRD DA THAT BECOMES A NEW ROCK LAYER. N ITS INCREDIBUY LONG LIFE. IT WILL LIKELY STAY BURIED UNTİL IT MELTS DOUN, ERODES AWAY OR THE EARTH IS CONSUMED BY THE SUN. FIVE BRIEF SKIPS THEN EONS OF DARKNESS. FIVE IS A LOT THOUGH! T WAS A GOOD THROW.

THIS ROCK ERUPTED FROMA VOLCANO NEAR THE SOUTH POLE WHEN THE WORLD WAS FROZEN OVER, JUST BEFORE MULTİCELLULAR LIFE AROSE. SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP PLUN 屮' NOA rtL BE COVERED IN SEDIMENT | | TODAY WAS A WEIRD DA THAT BECOMES A NEW ROCK LAYER. N ITS INCREDIBUY LONG LIFE. IT WILL LIKELY STAY BURIED UNTİL IT MELTS DOUN, ERODES AWAY OR THE EARTH IS CONSUMED BY THE SUN. FIVE BRIEF SKIPS THEN EONS OF DARKNESS. FIVE IS A LOT THOUGH! T WAS A GOOD THROW.

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Thorough Analysis

1. INTRODUCTION THE DECEMBER 1811 EARTHQUAKE NEAR NEW MADRID MISSOURI REPORTEDLY CAUSED CHURCH BELS TO RING IN CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA. BUT DID IT? THE ORIGINAL BELL TOWJER HAS BEEN LOS BUT A COMPUTER MODEL OF THE CHURCH BUILDING WAS CREATED FROM ARCHIVAL PLANS AND FORENSIC MASONRY ANALYSI GENETIC TESTING OF TIMBER FROM LOCAL TREES RELATED TO THOSE USED IN THE BELL TOLIER SHOLIS A LIFAKNESS IN THE MY FAVORITE GENRE OF SCIENTFIC PAPERS ARE EXHAUSTVE 100-PAGE TREATİSES THAT ANSWER SOME MINOR QUESTION WITH THE OBSESSIVE THOROUGHNESS OF THE COMMISSION REPORT

1. INTRODUCTION THE DECEMBER 1811 EARTHQUAKE NEAR NEW MADRID MISSOURI REPORTEDLY CAUSED CHURCH BELS TO RING IN CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA. BUT DID IT? THE ORIGINAL BELL TOWJER HAS BEEN LOS BUT A COMPUTER MODEL OF THE CHURCH BUILDING WAS CREATED FROM ARCHIVAL PLANS AND FORENSIC MASONRY ANALYSI GENETIC TESTING OF TIMBER FROM LOCAL TREES RELATED TO THOSE USED IN THE BELL TOLIER SHOLIS A LIFAKNESS IN THE MY FAVORITE GENRE OF SCIENTFIC PAPERS ARE EXHAUSTVE 100-PAGE TREATİSES THAT ANSWER SOME MINOR QUESTION WITH THE OBSESSIVE THOROUGHNESS OF THE COMMISSION REPORT

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Newton's Trajectories

HUMANS SLIP THE -BONDS OF EARTH TO TRAVEL THE STARS CIMILIZATION ENDS IN FIRE IN RETROSPECT NEWTON'S LITTLE CANNONBALL DRAWING DOES A SURPRISINGLY GOOD ToB OF ILLUSTRATING THE RANGE OF POSSIBLE FUTURES FOR OUR SPECIES.

HUMANS SLIP THE -BONDS OF EARTH TO TRAVEL THE STARS CIMILIZATION ENDS IN FIRE IN RETROSPECT NEWTON'S LITTLE CANNONBALL DRAWING DOES A SURPRISINGLY GOOD ToB OF ILLUSTRATING THE RANGE OF POSSIBLE FUTURES FOR OUR SPECIES.

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Irony Definition

ITS IRONIC HOU YOU KNoW THE DEFİNTON OF IRONY YET IM THE ONE IN THIS CONVERSATION WHO

ITS IRONIC HOU YOU KNoW THE DEFİNTON OF IRONY YET IM THE ONE IN THIS CONVERSATION WHO

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Customer Rewards

THAT UILL BE $23.03. ALSO IL PAY YOU 24 CENTS FOR YOUR LAST NAME, 35 CENTS FOR A UST OF YOUR FARLY MEMBERS, 9 CENTS FOR YOUR CELL NUMBER AND $1.20 IF YOU HAND ME YOUR PHONE AND LET ME SCROLL THROUGH YOUR FACEBODK POSTS. LOYALTY CARDS AND REWARDS ACCOUNT OFFERS GET WAY WEIRDER IF YOU THINK OF THEM AS SEPARATE TRANSACTIONS

THAT UILL BE $23.03. ALSO IL PAY YOU 24 CENTS FOR YOUR LAST NAME, 35 CENTS FOR A UST OF YOUR FARLY MEMBERS, 9 CENTS FOR YOUR CELL NUMBER AND $1.20 IF YOU HAND ME YOUR PHONE AND LET ME SCROLL THROUGH YOUR FACEBODK POSTS. LOYALTY CARDS AND REWARDS ACCOUNT OFFERS GET WAY WEIRDER IF YOU THINK OF THEM AS SEPARATE TRANSACTIONS

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Sun and Earth

SUN MAS5NE CONVECTIVE SYSTEMS WHICH OCCASIONALLY BLAST HUGE PLUMES OF HEAT AT US WITHOUT WARNING THROUGH MECHANISMS WE CANT DIRECTLY 0BSERVE AND DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A NICE DAY! EARTH

SUN MAS5NE CONVECTIVE SYSTEMS WHICH OCCASIONALLY BLAST HUGE PLUMES OF HEAT AT US WITHOUT WARNING THROUGH MECHANISMS WE CANT DIRECTLY 0BSERVE AND DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT A NICE DAY! EARTH

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Presidential Succession

A PROPOSAL FORA NEW PRESIDENTIAL LINE OF SUCCESSION CURRENT PoUTİCS ASIDE, MOST EXPERTS AGREE THE EXISTING PROCESS 1S FLAWED. THE PRESIDENTAL SUCESSION ACT OF 1947 IS PROBABLY UNCONSTTOTONAL ON SEVERAL COUNTS AND THERE ARE MANY PRACTICAL ISSUES WITH THE SYSTEM AS WELL FOR MORE, SEE THE SURPRISINGLY GRIPPING SECOND REPORT OF THECoNTNUITY OF GOVERNMENT COMISSION, วัE-2009 PROPOSED LINE OF SUCCESSION: 1. PRESIDENT 2. VICE PRESIDENT 3. SECRETARY OF STATE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE 5. SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY 6. ATTORNEY GENERAL FIVE PEOPLE WHO po lor LIVE IN WASHINGTON PC NOINATED AT THE START OF THE PRESIDENTS TERM AND CONFIRMED DY THE SENATE 8. TOM HANKS 9. STATE GOVERNORS IN DESCENDING ORDER OF STATE POPULATION ATLAS CENSUS O ANYONE WHO WON AN OSCAR FOR PLAYING A GOVERNOR Il. ANYONE WHO WON A GOVERNORS AWARD FOR PLAYNG SOMEONE NAMED OSCAR 12. KATE MCKINNON, IF AVAILABLE 13, BLLBOARD R-END HOT 100 SINGLES ARTISTS #1 THROUGH # (FoR GROUPS JHoEVER IS CREDITED FIRST IN NAME, LINER NOTES ETC) 14. 저ETOP 5 US ASTRONAUTS DESCENDING ORDER OF TPL SPACEFLIGHT TME 15 SERENA WILLIAMS (OR, IF SHE LOST HER MOST RECENT MATCH, щЮг ER BEAT HER) l6. THE MoST RECENT SEASON NBA, NFL, MLB AND NHLMVP 17·BL PULMAN AND HIS DESCENDANTS BY ABSOLUTE PRIMOGENTURE 18. THE ENTIRE LINE OF SUCCESSION TO THE BRITISH THRONE 19. THE CURRENT CHAMPION OF THE NATHANS HOT DOG EATİNG CONTEST 20 ALL OTHER US CITZENS, CHOSEN BY A 29-ROUND SINGLE-ELIMINATION JOUSTING TOURNAMENT

A PROPOSAL FORA NEW PRESIDENTIAL LINE OF SUCCESSION CURRENT PoUTİCS ASIDE, MOST EXPERTS AGREE THE EXISTING PROCESS 1S FLAWED. THE PRESIDENTAL SUCESSION ACT OF 1947 IS PROBABLY UNCONSTTOTONAL ON SEVERAL COUNTS AND THERE ARE MANY PRACTICAL ISSUES WITH THE SYSTEM AS WELL FOR MORE, SEE THE SURPRISINGLY GRIPPING SECOND REPORT OF THECoNTNUITY OF GOVERNMENT COMISSION, วัE-2009 PROPOSED LINE OF SUCCESSION: 1. PRESIDENT 2. VICE PRESIDENT 3. SECRETARY OF STATE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE 5. SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY 6. ATTORNEY GENERAL FIVE PEOPLE WHO po lor LIVE IN WASHINGTON PC NOINATED AT THE START OF THE PRESIDENTS TERM AND CONFIRMED DY THE SENATE 8. TOM HANKS 9. STATE GOVERNORS IN DESCENDING ORDER OF STATE POPULATION ATLAS CENSUS O ANYONE WHO WON AN OSCAR FOR PLAYING A GOVERNOR Il. ANYONE WHO WON A GOVERNORS AWARD FOR PLAYNG SOMEONE NAMED OSCAR 12. KATE MCKINNON, IF AVAILABLE 13, BLLBOARD R-END HOT 100 SINGLES ARTISTS #1 THROUGH # (FoR GROUPS JHoEVER IS CREDITED FIRST IN NAME, LINER NOTES ETC) 14. 저ETOP 5 US ASTRONAUTS DESCENDING ORDER OF TPL SPACEFLIGHT TME 15 SERENA WILLIAMS (OR, IF SHE LOST HER MOST RECENT MATCH, щЮг ER BEAT HER) l6. THE MoST RECENT SEASON NBA, NFL, MLB AND NHLMVP 17·BL PULMAN AND HIS DESCENDANTS BY ABSOLUTE PRIMOGENTURE 18. THE ENTIRE LINE OF SUCCESSION TO THE BRITISH THRONE 19. THE CURRENT CHAMPION OF THE NATHANS HOT DOG EATİNG CONTEST 20 ALL OTHER US CITZENS, CHOSEN BY A 29-ROUND SINGLE-ELIMINATION JOUSTING TOURNAMENT

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Clickbait-Corrected p-Value

CLICKBAIT-CORRECTED P-VALUE: CLICK(H) CL-FTRADITİONAL, CLICK(Ho) NULL HYPOTHESIS (CHOCOLATE HAS NO EFFECT ON ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE" ALTERNATVE HYPOTHESIS H: (CHOCOLATE BOOSTS ATHLETC PERFORMANCE) FRACTION OF TEST SUBJECTS CLCKH): LUHo CUICK ON A HEADUNE CUCK ON A HEADLNE ANNOUNCING THAT H 1S TRUE

CLICKBAIT-CORRECTED P-VALUE: CLICK(H) CL-FTRADITİONAL, CLICK(Ho) NULL HYPOTHESIS (CHOCOLATE HAS NO EFFECT ON ATHLETIC PERFORMANCE" ALTERNATVE HYPOTHESIS H: (CHOCOLATE BOOSTS ATHLETC PERFORMANCE) FRACTION OF TEST SUBJECTS CLCKH): LUHo CUICK ON A HEADUNE CUCK ON A HEADLNE ANNOUNCING THAT H 1S TRUE

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xkcd Phone 2000

QUAD CAMERA TAKES FOUR COPIES OF EVERY PICTURE SHARPIE® DUAL STYLUS DOCKLESS (DRY-ERASE+PERMANENT SILENT RUNS ON BATTERY FOR FRONT-FACING THE FIRST 6 HOURS THEN USE5 GASOLINE CAMERA OBSCURA 3D FACIAL CONTOUR ANALYSIS SHOUS YOU A REALISTIC PREVIEW OF YOUR DEATH MASK AMOLCD DISPLAY MOUSE CURSOR (7-SEGMENT 100% BPA-FREE PCB CONSTRUCTION SPONSORED SUİSS ARMY PARTNERSHIP: FOLDING KNIFE PIXELS UNLOCKS ONLY IF SWIT2ERLAND FRONT AND REAR POP-OUT GRIPS IS INVADED) BACKFLOU PREVENTER HUMIDITY- CONTROLLED CRISPER KEYBOARD SUPPORTS DYNAMIC TYPING ABSORBENT HOLLOw-GROUND ANTİKYTHERA MECHANISM NEW YORK TIMES PARTNERSHIP: ALL PHOTOS TAKEN WITH CAMERA APP ARE CAPTİONED IN REALTIME CON PURSE-STYLE-^ SQUEEZE ACCESS STANDARD USB CONNECTOR SPIT VALVE BY REPORTER MAGGE HABERMAN INTRODUCNG THE XKCD PHONE 2000 WE'RE HOPING THlS STILL SOUNDS LIKE A FUTURISTIC NUMBER00"60 18

QUAD CAMERA TAKES FOUR COPIES OF EVERY PICTURE SHARPIE® DUAL STYLUS DOCKLESS (DRY-ERASE+PERMANENT SILENT RUNS ON BATTERY FOR FRONT-FACING THE FIRST 6 HOURS THEN USE5 GASOLINE CAMERA OBSCURA 3D FACIAL CONTOUR ANALYSIS SHOUS YOU A REALISTIC PREVIEW OF YOUR DEATH MASK AMOLCD DISPLAY MOUSE CURSOR (7-SEGMENT 100% BPA-FREE PCB CONSTRUCTION SPONSORED SUİSS ARMY PARTNERSHIP: FOLDING KNIFE PIXELS UNLOCKS ONLY IF SWIT2ERLAND FRONT AND REAR POP-OUT GRIPS IS INVADED) BACKFLOU PREVENTER HUMIDITY- CONTROLLED CRISPER KEYBOARD SUPPORTS DYNAMIC TYPING ABSORBENT HOLLOw-GROUND ANTİKYTHERA MECHANISM NEW YORK TIMES PARTNERSHIP: ALL PHOTOS TAKEN WITH CAMERA APP ARE CAPTİONED IN REALTIME CON PURSE-STYLE-^ SQUEEZE ACCESS STANDARD USB CONNECTOR SPIT VALVE BY REPORTER MAGGE HABERMAN INTRODUCNG THE XKCD PHONE 2000 WE'RE HOPING THlS STILL SOUNDS LIKE A FUTURISTIC NUMBER00"60 18

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Selection Effect

OUR RESEARCH SHOUS THAT COMPARED TO THE OVERALL POPUMON, PEOPLE WHO AGREE TO PARTICIPATE IN SCIENTFIC STUDIES ARE SIGNIFICANTLY LEGS LIKELY TO CALL THE POLICE TO RESCUE THEM FROM OUR LAB

OUR RESEARCH SHOUS THAT COMPARED TO THE OVERALL POPUMON, PEOPLE WHO AGREE TO PARTICIPATE IN SCIENTFIC STUDIES ARE SIGNIFICANTLY LEGS LIKELY TO CALL THE POLICE TO RESCUE THEM FROM OUR LAB

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GDPR

PRIVACY POUCY WEVE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POUCY THIS 15 PURELY OUT OF THE GOODNES6 OF OUR HEARTS, AND HA NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY HYPOTHETICAL UNIONS ON ANY PARTICULAR TİNENTS PEASE READ EVERY PART OF THS Polờ CARERUUY AND DONT JUST SKIP AHEAD LOOKING FOR SEX SCENES THIS POLICY GOVERNS YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH THIS WEBSITE, HEREIN REFERRED TO AS "THE SERVMCE, THE WEBSITE "THE INTERNET" OR FACEBOOK," AND WITH ALL OTHER WEBSITES AND ORGANIZATİONS OF ANY KIND. THE ENUMERATION IN THIS POLICY, OF CERTAIN RIGHTS, 5HALL NOT BE CONSTRUED TO DENY OR DISPARAGE OTHERS RETAINED BY THE USERS BY USING THIS SERMCE, YOU OPT IN To QUARTERING TROOPS IN YOUR HOME YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION PLEASE DON'T SEND US YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION. JE HAVE AHARD ENOUGH TME KEEPING TRACK OF OUR OWN PERSONAL INFORMATION, LET ALONE YOURS. FYO ELL US YOUR NAME, ORANY DENTFYING INFORMATİON, WE WILL FORGET IT IMMEDIATELY THE NEXT TIME WE SEE YOŲ WELL STRUGGLE TỔ REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, AND TRY DESPERATELY TO GET THROUGH THE CONVERSATİON SO WE CAN GO ONLINE AND HOPEFUL FIGURE IT OUT TRACKING PIXELS, COOKIES, AND BEACONS THIS WEB5ITE PLACES PIXELS ON YOUR SCREEN N ORDER TO FORM TEXT AND IMAGES, S0ME OF HICH MAY REMAIN IN YOUR MEMORY AFTER YOU CLOSE THE PAGE. WE USE COOKIES TO ENHANCE YOUR PERFORMANCE.OUR WEBSITE MAY USE LOCAL STORAGE ON YOUR DEVICE IF WERUN LOW ON SPACE ON OUR END WE MPAY USE BEACONS TO CALL ROHAN FOR AID 3RD PARTY EXTENSIONS THIS SERVICE MAY UTIUZE 3RD PARTY EXTENSIONS IN ORDER TO PLAY THE SONG CAN U FEEL IT FROM THEIR DEBUT ALBUM ALIVE. PERMISSION FOR USERS WHO ARE ㎝ZENS OFTHE EUROPEAN UNION, WE WILL NOW BE REQUESTİNG PERMISSION BEFORE INTRIİNG ORGAN HARVESTING SCOPE AND LIMITATIONS THIS POLICY SUPERSEDES ANY APPLICACLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS REGULATIONS AND ORDINANCES INTERNATİONAL TREATİES, AND LEGAL AGREEMENTS THAT WOULD OHERWISE APPLY IF ANY PROVISION OF THIS POLICY 1S FOUND Br A COURT To BE UNENFORCEABLE, IT NEVERTHELESS REMAINS IN FORCE THIS ORGANIZATION IS NOT LIABLE AND THIS AGREEMENT SHAL NOT BE CONSTRUED. THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA. THIS EBSITE 1S INTENDED TO TREAT CURE, AND PREVENT ANY DISEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYONE IN EUROPE, PLEASE TELL THEM WERE COOL

PRIVACY POUCY WEVE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POUCY THIS 15 PURELY OUT OF THE GOODNES6 OF OUR HEARTS, AND HA NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY HYPOTHETICAL UNIONS ON ANY PARTICULAR TİNENTS PEASE READ EVERY PART OF THS Polờ CARERUUY AND DONT JUST SKIP AHEAD LOOKING FOR SEX SCENES THIS POLICY GOVERNS YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH THIS WEBSITE, HEREIN REFERRED TO AS "THE SERVMCE, THE WEBSITE "THE INTERNET" OR FACEBOOK," AND WITH ALL OTHER WEBSITES AND ORGANIZATİONS OF ANY KIND. THE ENUMERATION IN THIS POLICY, OF CERTAIN RIGHTS, 5HALL NOT BE CONSTRUED TO DENY OR DISPARAGE OTHERS RETAINED BY THE USERS BY USING THIS SERMCE, YOU OPT IN To QUARTERING TROOPS IN YOUR HOME YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION PLEASE DON'T SEND US YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION. JE HAVE AHARD ENOUGH TME KEEPING TRACK OF OUR OWN PERSONAL INFORMATION, LET ALONE YOURS. FYO ELL US YOUR NAME, ORANY DENTFYING INFORMATİON, WE WILL FORGET IT IMMEDIATELY THE NEXT TIME WE SEE YOŲ WELL STRUGGLE TỔ REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, AND TRY DESPERATELY TO GET THROUGH THE CONVERSATİON SO WE CAN GO ONLINE AND HOPEFUL FIGURE IT OUT TRACKING PIXELS, COOKIES, AND BEACONS THIS WEB5ITE PLACES PIXELS ON YOUR SCREEN N ORDER TO FORM TEXT AND IMAGES, S0ME OF HICH MAY REMAIN IN YOUR MEMORY AFTER YOU CLOSE THE PAGE. WE USE COOKIES TO ENHANCE YOUR PERFORMANCE.OUR WEBSITE MAY USE LOCAL STORAGE ON YOUR DEVICE IF WERUN LOW ON SPACE ON OUR END WE MPAY USE BEACONS TO CALL ROHAN FOR AID 3RD PARTY EXTENSIONS THIS SERVICE MAY UTIUZE 3RD PARTY EXTENSIONS IN ORDER TO PLAY THE SONG CAN U FEEL IT FROM THEIR DEBUT ALBUM ALIVE. PERMISSION FOR USERS WHO ARE ㎝ZENS OFTHE EUROPEAN UNION, WE WILL NOW BE REQUESTİNG PERMISSION BEFORE INTRIİNG ORGAN HARVESTING SCOPE AND LIMITATIONS THIS POLICY SUPERSEDES ANY APPLICACLE FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS REGULATIONS AND ORDINANCES INTERNATİONAL TREATİES, AND LEGAL AGREEMENTS THAT WOULD OHERWISE APPLY IF ANY PROVISION OF THIS POLICY 1S FOUND Br A COURT To BE UNENFORCEABLE, IT NEVERTHELESS REMAINS IN FORCE THIS ORGANIZATION IS NOT LIABLE AND THIS AGREEMENT SHAL NOT BE CONSTRUED. THESE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA. THIS EBSITE 1S INTENDED TO TREAT CURE, AND PREVENT ANY DISEASE IF YOU KNOW ANYONE IN EUROPE, PLEASE TELL THEM WERE COOL

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