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Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Jamie Pastore @jamiepastore Replying to @tedcruz @jack Senator, this is a Wendy's 1:10 PM -15 May 2019
Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Jamie Pastore @jamiepastore Replying to @tedcruz @jack Senator, this is a Wendy's 1:10 PM -15 May 2019

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hey do u guys remember when ted cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11

Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su Replying to @tedcruz @jack hey do u guys remember when ted cruz liked a p--- tweet on 9/11 9:32 AM - 16 May 2019
Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su Replying to @tedcruz @jack hey do u guys remember when ted cruz liked a p--- tweet on 9/11 9:32 AM - 16 May 2019

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remember when you ate that booger that fell into your mouth on television

remember when you ate that booger that fell into your mouth on television Ted Cruz Φ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:07 AM -16 May 2019
remember when you ate that booger that fell into your mouth on television Ted Cruz Φ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:07 AM -16 May 2019

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dude it’s too late you said space pirates

dude it's too late you said space pirates Ted Cruz Q @tedcruz 7h Sure, a frigate w/ skull & crossbones in space is unlikely anytime soon, but what MSNBC conveniently omits is the threat of piracy, espionage & violence from rogue & rival NATIONS is very real. Indeed, China has already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites in space 1:55 AM-16 May 2019
dude it's too late you said space pirates Ted Cruz Q @tedcruz 7h Sure, a frigate w/ skull & crossbones in space is unlikely anytime soon, but what MSNBC conveniently omits is the threat of piracy, espionage & violence from rogue & rival NATIONS is very real. Indeed, China has already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites in space 1:55 AM-16 May 2019

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Shut up you fuckin nerd

Shut up you f----- nerd Ted Cruz Ф @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:44 PM -15 May 2019
Shut up you f----- nerd Ted Cruz Ф @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:44 PM -15 May 2019

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“teacher! why do all the kids give me wedgies and never compliment me for my perfect attendance?!”

"teacher! why do all the kids give me wedgies and never compliment me for my perfect attendance?!" Ted Cruz Φ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:03 PM -15 May 2019
"teacher! why do all the kids give me wedgies and never compliment me for my perfect attendance?!" Ted Cruz Φ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:03 PM -15 May 2019

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May Space Pirates devour your liver. 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

Chris Hayes. @chrislhayes . May 15 This is the saddest tweet l've ever seen. Ted Cruz @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed &... Ted Cruz @tedcruz Replying to @chrislhayes May Space Pirates devour your liver. 12:09 AM -16 May 2019
Chris Hayes. @chrislhayes . May 15 This is the saddest tweet l've ever seen. Ted Cruz @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed &... Ted Cruz @tedcruz Replying to @chrislhayes May Space Pirates devour your liver. 12:09 AM -16 May 2019

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This is the saddest tweet I’ve ever seen.

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes This is the saddest tweet l've ever seen. Ted Cruz@tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:35 PM -15 May 2019
Chris Hayes @chrislhayes This is the saddest tweet l've ever seen. Ted Cruz@tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:35 PM -15 May 2019

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BECAUSE YOU TALKED ABOUT GODDAMN SPACE PIRATES

BECAUSE YOU TALKED ABOUT GODDAMN SPACE PIRATES Ted Cruz@tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:13 PM - 15 May 2019
BECAUSE YOU TALKED ABOUT GODDAMN SPACE PIRATES Ted Cruz@tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? 11:13 PM - 15 May 2019

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Hello, is this the internet? I need to speak with a manager.

Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US... US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Tim Robbins @HandonthePlow Replying to @tedcruz @jack Hello, is this the internet? I need to speak with a manager. 11:38 PM - 15 May 2019
Ted Cruz @tedcruz May 15 Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US... US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the nee... Moments Tim Robbins @HandonthePlow Replying to @tedcruz @jack Hello, is this the internet? I need to speak with a manager. 11:38 PM - 15 May 2019

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Hey @jack how come Twitter’s “moment” quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn’t include my tweets in response explaining t...

Ted Cruz ^ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US against spac.. US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the need to protect... Moments 10:53 PM-15 May 2019
Ted Cruz ^ @tedcruz Hey @jack how come Twitter's "moment" quotes all the snarky leftists making fun of my comments, but doesn't include my tweets in response explaining the real point that NATIONS like China have already developed & tested weapons to destroy satellites? Texas Sen. Ted Cruz wants the Space Force to defend the US against spac.. US news Senator Cruz (R-TX), who is the chairman of the subcommittee on aviation and space for the US government, made a comparison of the space force to American naval forces, stating the need to protect... Moments 10:53 PM-15 May 2019

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Fuck all these anti-choice pieces of shit for making me so angry and upset I can’t even joke about Ted Cruz believing in space pirates but not climate...

F--- all these anti-choice pieces of s--- for making me so angry and upset I can't even joke about Ted Cruz believing in space pirates but not climate change 9:28 AM -16 May 2019
F--- all these anti-choice pieces of s--- for making me so angry and upset I can't even joke about Ted Cruz believing in space pirates but not climate change 9:28 AM -16 May 2019

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Ted Cruz argues that Space Force is necessary because... wait for it... space pirates. Leave it to Cruz to take a dumb Trump idea and make it sound ev...

Adam Best @adamcbest Ted Cruz argues that Space Force is necessary because... wait for it... space pirates. Leave it to Cruz to take a dumb Trump idea and make it sound even dumber. Commerce, Scien e, and, Transportation Sub D:562 MS. SINEMA 0:40 329K views 7:19 PM-15 May 2019
Adam Best @adamcbest Ted Cruz argues that Space Force is necessary because... wait for it... space pirates. Leave it to Cruz to take a dumb Trump idea and make it sound even dumber. Commerce, Scien e, and, Transportation Sub D:562 MS. SINEMA 0:40 329K views 7:19 PM-15 May 2019

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Senator Ted Cruz thinks those of us concerned about climate change are alarmist, but he’s adamant that the nation invest in protection against space p...

Katie Mack @AstroKatie Senator Ted Cruz thinks those of us concerned about climate change are alarmist, but he's adamant that the nation invest in protection against space pirates Jeff Foust @jeff foust Subcommittee chairman Cruz: pirates threaten the open seas, and the same is possible in space, hence need for a Space Force. Show this thread 2:24 PM -15 May 2019
Katie Mack @AstroKatie Senator Ted Cruz thinks those of us concerned about climate change are alarmist, but he's adamant that the nation invest in protection against space pirates Jeff Foust @jeff foust Subcommittee chairman Cruz: pirates threaten the open seas, and the same is possible in space, hence need for a Space Force. Show this thread 2:24 PM -15 May 2019

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