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File: rare pepe, jpg (45 KB, 709x765) My Day Anonymous 04/15/16(Frij00:46:59 No.27870822 [Reply) D wake up early at 4pm after an exhausting minecraft session waddle through the pee pee bottles on the floor of my room and see my GBP chart >l earned 40 GBP last night by not pouring my pee pee bottles on new daddy so l can buy some tendies roll my 300 lbs body out of my room and go wake up mummy >mummy and new daddy are wrestling on the bed >"TUMMY WANTS TENDIES MUMMY" "not now anon" " NEW DADDIES PEEPEE CAN WAIT I NEED TENDIES NOW" "please, anon. I had a rough day at work" canvoubelievethis.tendies >"ILL CALL THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE MUMMY" new daddy tells me to f--- off >decide to go to wendys to get my tendies because that stupid c--- won't feed her perfect little angel >gather my GBP reciepts mummy gave me >walk to wendys sask how many GBP each tendie costs >cashier has no idea what im talking about >she doesnt even know of my waifu food, call her normie scum >get asked to leave >extract niggermode.rar >punch the cashier and go doo doo on the counter >security comes in and tackles me sa massive wave of tendies and dew fueled doody comes rushing out my ass >run outside, take off my pants because s--- covered pants-less GBP sarrive home covered in s--- with no pants or tendies >mfw
File: rare pepe, jpg (45 KB, 709x765) My Day Anonymous 04/15/16(Frij00:46:59 No.27870822 [Reply) D wake up early at 4pm after an exhausting minecraft session waddle through the pee pee bottles on the floor of my room and see my GBP chart >l earned 40 GBP last night by not pouring my pee pee bottles on new daddy so l can buy some tendies roll my 300 lbs body out of my room and go wake up mummy >mummy and new daddy are wrestling on the bed >"TUMMY WANTS TENDIES MUMMY" "not now anon" " NEW DADDIES PEEPEE CAN WAIT I NEED TENDIES NOW" "please, anon. I had a rough day at work" canvoubelievethis.tendies >"ILL CALL THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE MUMMY" new daddy tells me to f--- off >decide to go to wendys to get my tendies because that stupid c--- won't feed her perfect little angel >gather my GBP reciepts mummy gave me >walk to wendys sask how many GBP each tendie costs >cashier has no idea what im talking about >she doesnt even know of my waifu food, call her normie scum >get asked to leave >extract niggermode.rar >punch the cashier and go doo doo on the counter >security comes in and tackles me sa massive wave of tendies and dew fueled doody comes rushing out my ass >run outside, take off my pants because s--- covered pants-less GBP sarrive home covered in s--- with no pants or tendies >mfw

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Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw
Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw

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Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now
Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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Final nugget

Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)20:40 No.28614258 Replies: >>2861 43262228614329 >>2861 4370>>28614389 File: 1357177243240 ipg-(18 KB, 396x385, sad frog.jpg) GD go to mcdoalds in new jacket, order the usual >small cup of big mac sauce, a liquid mcflurry, 20 chickie nuggs take my meal with a smirk and sit in a booth, comfortably housing my girth double dip each nugget at an admirably impressive rate, and count them in my head 1,2, 3 18, 19 >nineteen nuggets >take the nugg, still dripping with sauce and cream to the counter stand silently as it drips on my jacket >"you cut me short. one nugget" >she can't reimburse me >ask for the manager tells me he can't refund it or replace it because i ate most of my mea >don't respond, clench the nugg in my fist and leave sit in my car, waiting manager comes out to smoke approach him, knock him to the floor and hold him down with my weight (im big boned) hold up the nugget >"do you remember this?" >hold his mouth open, force my final nugget down his gullet run through the back door, grab a box of frozen nuggets and flee >that was the last mcdonalds in the city which would have me back
Anonymous 01/02/13(Wed)20:40 No.28614258 Replies: >>2861 43262228614329 >>2861 4370>>28614389 File: 1357177243240 ipg-(18 KB, 396x385, sad frog.jpg) GD go to mcdoalds in new jacket, order the usual >small cup of big mac sauce, a liquid mcflurry, 20 chickie nuggs take my meal with a smirk and sit in a booth, comfortably housing my girth double dip each nugget at an admirably impressive rate, and count them in my head 1,2, 3 18, 19 >nineteen nuggets >take the nugg, still dripping with sauce and cream to the counter stand silently as it drips on my jacket >"you cut me short. one nugget" >she can't reimburse me >ask for the manager tells me he can't refund it or replace it because i ate most of my mea >don't respond, clench the nugg in my fist and leave sit in my car, waiting manager comes out to smoke approach him, knock him to the floor and hold him down with my weight (im big boned) hold up the nugget >"do you remember this?" >hold his mouth open, force my final nugget down his gullet run through the back door, grab a box of frozen nuggets and flee >that was the last mcdonalds in the city which would have me back

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Pretty Princess Points

Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO
Anonymous Sun 25 Jan 2015 20:05:25 No.15990986 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>15991093 >>15991098 >1599110515991215 rack up 50 Perfect Pretty Princess Points >Tell Daddy I want a shiny new gold bracelet >He tells me a new gold bracelet will cost 100 Pretty Princess Points >He's trying to swindle me since last month he said it would only cost 50 >demand shiny gold bracelet >he tells me money is tight since he didn't get his big bonus from work like he thought he would >start stamping my feet and chanting "ME WANT SHINY BRACELET ME WANT SHINY BRACELET" >tells me l'm 26 and need to stop acting this way >remove bloody tampon from vagoo and begin whipping it around wildly >period blood splatters on daddy's face >with a horrified look on his face he backs away from me as I grin at him and stare him down >comes home that night with shiny new bracelet >He makes me my meatless Tofu Chick'n Tendies for dinner 258KiB, 394x476, frog girl.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO

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house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move
house of cards hand.ipg (129 KB, 460x453) google igdb Anonymous 03/03/15(Tue )04:26:18 No.1679911316799136 >16799171 >>16799459 >Sitting at the kitchen table, waiting for mom I loathe the necessity for mom, but for now I must accept that she is but a means to an end >Tonight, that end is Pizza Hut >Mom enters the room >"Honey, I know I promised Pizza Hut tonight, but we can't afford Pizza tonight. I didn't realize you spent $30 on my debit card this morning" > "Mom, the nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances" >"T'm sorry, but I just can't afford it. When I get paid on Friday well get Pizza Hut. I promise" >Look slightly to her left, into the camera >"You might be thinking 've foiled myself. You would be wrong." >Turn back to mom > This is a betrayal of the highest order and I demand compensation. Friday is not enough. Not even close. Promise me Pizza Hut every night this weekend or l swear to God Ill kill myself" >"Honey, please don't do this again" >l interrupt her with the clattering of silverware as I tear through the cabinet looking for a knife to threaten myself with >"I do not make idle threats mom. Capitulate or you'll be explaining this to the police over my cold dead corpse" >She bursts into tears and agrees >Defeated, she gets into her car and leaves for her second job >Not 5 minutes later, the doorbells rings >You might be thinking it's mom, but you'd be wrong, again >You see: Earlier today I had placed an order to Pizza Hut, due to arrive exactly at this moment, on my mother's debit card >"You didn't really think I'd go without Pizza Hut did you?" >l claim my prize without tipping. Devour the entire dinner and return to the basement >I work on my rowing machine while I plot my next move

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File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders
File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders

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>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore
>ITT decisions that you regret. i Il start at a female classmates house doing our research project >having a casual conversation until the topic turns to sex >she jokingly asks "so, are you still a virgin anon?" >"haha uh yeah i still am" feel embarassed >she chuckles and moves closer to me(we were sitting at the floor) >get nervous because she's too close >she moves her face right in front of mine >"you re cute you know" she smiles before kissing me >feel her tongue, don't know what was happening, close my eyes and let her do the work >is this it, am i finally gonna lose my virginity? >suddenly my phone vibrates reached for it and see who texted me it was mom "hi anon, i'll be home in 40 minutes, i hope you did your chores or you know what's gonna happen.." >oh s---. i've finished all the chores except one, i forgot to mow the lawn i pushed her away from me >"what's wrong anon?" "uh sorry, there's uh.. an emergency. i have to go now bye >sprint the f--- out of her house bitch ive worked hard for this >reason why i went back to college was for the 1000GBP >I've already accumulated 1 320GBP >mowing the lawn is worth 200 GBP not doing a chore will deduct my current GBP >GBP reward x 2 = total amount that will be deducted >my mom thought of this s----- system so i'll always do my chores > i ain't gonna lose 400GBP now that i'm 180 GBP close to a brand new wiiu >drive back to my house using my brother's car >mfw i was mowing the lawn at 8pm >mom arrives 30 minutes later, by that time i was already done impressed on how of a good boy i am >we then went out to buy a wiiu >stll have enough GP for tendies >everything went better than expected looking back, did i really made the wrong choice bros? i knew i shoud' ve used all that GBP to buy a PS4 because my mom thinks that i'm already responsible and there's no need for GBP anymore

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Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:22:10 No.1609350016093586 File: tendies ipg (315 KB, 1600x1195) >be morning wake up >desire tendies >lift my big beautiful body off the bed >my legs no longer work >crawl to door like inch worm push door open >call for mummy "y-yes dear? >"TENDIES NOW MUMMY" >"o-okay dear "DON'T FORGET THE RANCH SAUCE, W---- >she goes down the stairs >hear someone walking up it is not mummy it's mummy's new chad boyfriend with a shotgun slung on his back >he grabs me by the collar and starts dragging my 500 lb body to the stairs >"LET GO, MUMMY'S GOOD BOY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS" >Time to take a trip to the woodshed you fat f---" >I pee pee and poo poo like never before >he does not relent >he drags me down the stairs and out the door >shoves me into a wheelbarrow and steers me to the shed >pushes me inside and closes the door behind him >he points the shotgun at me >start crying >"where are my tendies?" >"It's all over now, boy" a voice suddenly booms from behind the door >"I think ye means it's all OGRE now" >suddenly a green fist smashes through the door and into the chad's head >his head explodes into red mist >the door falls over inward to reveal Shrek >I know what it is he desires turn around and raise my ass >I can feel it >shrek's pulsing tendie makes it's way between my asscheeks >he grunts "THIS IS MY SWAMP NO" >shrek's tendie pulses in my anus his special ranch sauce is released into me >it completes my transformation shed my fat shell and transcend into my new form >I am a space butterfly >I take off into space shrek waves to me as I go >shrek is love >shrek is life
Anonymous 01/30/15(Fri)13:22:10 No.1609350016093586 File: tendies ipg (315 KB, 1600x1195) >be morning wake up >desire tendies >lift my big beautiful body off the bed >my legs no longer work >crawl to door like inch worm push door open >call for mummy "y-yes dear? >"TENDIES NOW MUMMY" >"o-okay dear "DON'T FORGET THE RANCH SAUCE, W---- >she goes down the stairs >hear someone walking up it is not mummy it's mummy's new chad boyfriend with a shotgun slung on his back >he grabs me by the collar and starts dragging my 500 lb body to the stairs >"LET GO, MUMMY'S GOOD BOY WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS" >Time to take a trip to the woodshed you fat f---" >I pee pee and poo poo like never before >he does not relent >he drags me down the stairs and out the door >shoves me into a wheelbarrow and steers me to the shed >pushes me inside and closes the door behind him >he points the shotgun at me >start crying >"where are my tendies?" >"It's all over now, boy" a voice suddenly booms from behind the door >"I think ye means it's all OGRE now" >suddenly a green fist smashes through the door and into the chad's head >his head explodes into red mist >the door falls over inward to reveal Shrek >I know what it is he desires turn around and raise my ass >I can feel it >shrek's pulsing tendie makes it's way between my asscheeks >he grunts "THIS IS MY SWAMP NO" >shrek's tendie pulses in my anus his special ranch sauce is released into me >it completes my transformation shed my fat shell and transcend into my new form >I am a space butterfly >I take off into space shrek waves to me as I go >shrek is love >shrek is life

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Tendies Strike

Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 01:56:38 No. 16021759·>>16022193 >21602331 >>16 2499 >>1602 714 >> 16027512 >>16029691 >>15045 >be head of the local restaurant workers union >local fast food joint treats us like crap unpaid overtime, lack of disability leave, the whole nine yards >call strike >three days into the strike picketing the restaurant with workers >a fat, unshaven 30-some odd man waddles up to the picket line this f--- has no clue how to dress himself sporting a greasy ponytail, trenchcoat, fedora, sweatpants with stains i'd rather not think about, t-shirt that looks like one my daughter has >he yells "MAKE ME TENDIES!" >ask him what the flying f--- "tendies" are >"CHICKIE TENDIES! WANT CHICKIE TENDIES!" think he means chicken tenders try to explain to him that we're on strike >he cuts me off mid-sentence and starts chanting "TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW" ignore him, go back to picketing suddenly get hit with a clump of s--- soaked in piss and j--- he has his pants off and he's spraying diarrhea and piss all over the place >he also has a jug filled with piss, s---, and c-- that he's throwing at people >"POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES" >chad, one of the more jacked members of our union, punches him in the face suddenly he has one of those chinese swords, and boy, does he know how to use it he beheads chad and starts seriously injuring other people try to reason with him "Please stop!I want to go back to making tendies just as much as you want me to!" >he stops and yells "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TENDIES THEN The boss won't pay us enough. Without money, we can't feed our families, and, uh, then we get too depressed to make tendies somehow it passes through his thick skul goes inside >comes out with the boss 5 minutes later instead of minimum wage, we now make 100 Good Boy Points an hour
Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 01:56:38 No. 16021759·>>16022193 >21602331 >>16 2499 >>1602 714 >> 16027512 >>16029691 >>15045 >be head of the local restaurant workers union >local fast food joint treats us like crap unpaid overtime, lack of disability leave, the whole nine yards >call strike >three days into the strike picketing the restaurant with workers >a fat, unshaven 30-some odd man waddles up to the picket line this f--- has no clue how to dress himself sporting a greasy ponytail, trenchcoat, fedora, sweatpants with stains i'd rather not think about, t-shirt that looks like one my daughter has >he yells "MAKE ME TENDIES!" >ask him what the flying f--- "tendies" are >"CHICKIE TENDIES! WANT CHICKIE TENDIES!" think he means chicken tenders try to explain to him that we're on strike >he cuts me off mid-sentence and starts chanting "TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW" ignore him, go back to picketing suddenly get hit with a clump of s--- soaked in piss and j--- he has his pants off and he's spraying diarrhea and piss all over the place >he also has a jug filled with piss, s---, and c-- that he's throwing at people >"POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES" >chad, one of the more jacked members of our union, punches him in the face suddenly he has one of those chinese swords, and boy, does he know how to use it he beheads chad and starts seriously injuring other people try to reason with him "Please stop!I want to go back to making tendies just as much as you want me to!" >he stops and yells "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TENDIES THEN The boss won't pay us enough. Without money, we can't feed our families, and, uh, then we get too depressed to make tendies somehow it passes through his thick skul goes inside >comes out with the boss 5 minutes later instead of minimum wage, we now make 100 Good Boy Points an hour

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Gimmie Gimme Chicken Tendies

A nonymous 01 /26/ 1 5(Mon) 1 9: 44:53 N o. 1 60 1 8704 >>1 601 8903->1 601 9210 >>1 6021 369 221 6024778 >21 6025009 16025078 -16028588 -16028615 16028658 1602907 16029888 File: 1422056628236 png (1.9 MB, 796x899) Gimme gimme chicken tendies Be they crispy or from Wendys Spend my hard-earned good-boy points on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints Mummy lifts me to the car To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats in comfy big boy booster seats McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's But of my tendies none remains She tries to make me take a nappy But sleeping doesn't make me happy Tendies are the only food That puts me in the napping mood I'll scream and shout and make a fuss I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries My good-boy points were fairly earned To buy the tendies that I've yearned But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that l'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! I screech while hurling into her eyes My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers Never forget my chicken tenders
A nonymous 01 /26/ 1 5(Mon) 1 9: 44:53 N o. 1 60 1 8704 >>1 601 8903->1 601 9210 >>1 6021 369 221 6024778 >21 6025009 16025078 -16028588 -16028615 16028658 1602907 16029888 File: 1422056628236 png (1.9 MB, 796x899) Gimme gimme chicken tendies Be they crispy or from Wendys Spend my hard-earned good-boy points on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints Mummy lifts me to the car To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats in comfy big boy booster seats McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's But of my tendies none remains She tries to make me take a nappy But sleeping doesn't make me happy Tendies are the only food That puts me in the napping mood I'll scream and shout and make a fuss I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries My good-boy points were fairly earned To buy the tendies that I've yearned But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that l'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! I screech while hurling into her eyes My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers Never forget my chicken tenders

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Lost in the crash

贂Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)04:18:02 No.16026994、>> 16027089 2216027127 ile: 1422307516434.ipg (28 KB, 225x225) >lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash decide to earn one billion GBP >buckle down and start working hard clean the piss, s---, and c-- jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP >get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each enroll back in college, 100 points >keep racking up points for years >lose weight, get fit 100,000 points >get a gf 10,000 points >graduate medical school 100,000 points sget married and buy a house 1,000,000 points >mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well >decide to see them through college for bonus points -fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis >Im getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP >my sons are happy to see me >my daughter is saying some s--- about how stressful college life is s"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive swell, honey, Im sure youll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP 10 points for giving fatherly advice means lve reached my goal) >"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you >honey I love you too, belive me life is- >a smuge smile creeps upon my lips >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY Shook my daughter in the face >s--- on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner smy family looks on in horror >sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home >kick the door down >shake her hand and smear i with s--- >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES >she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one That was 4 years ago. Ive been living off my GBP since.
贂Anonymous 01/27/15(Tue)04:18:02 No.16026994、>> 16027089 2216027127 ile: 1422307516434.ipg (28 KB, 225x225) >lost all my tendies and GBP in the crash decide to earn one billion GBP >buckle down and start working hard clean the piss, s---, and c-- jugs out of my room earned 100 GBP step outside for the first time in years and go to the barber, earned 10 GBP >get a shave and a haircut, earned 50 GBP for each enroll back in college, 100 points >keep racking up points for years >lose weight, get fit 100,000 points >get a gf 10,000 points >graduate medical school 100,000 points sget married and buy a house 1,000,000 points >mommy awards points for grandkids so I get my girlfriend pregnant a few times as well >decide to see them through college for bonus points -fast forward, kids come home for Christmas from unis >Im getting close to my goal of 1 billion GBP >my sons are happy to see me >my daughter is saying some s--- about how stressful college life is s"I'm having a hard time at college dad, it's so competitive swell, honey, Im sure youll make it you just have to bee yourself, I have complete faith in you (I've been keeping close count of GBP 10 points for giving fatherly advice means lve reached my goal) >"Oh daddy I'm so glad I have you here to keep me grounded! I don't know what I would do without you >honey I love you too, belive me life is- >a smuge smile creeps upon my lips >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY FOR MUMMY Shook my daughter in the face >s--- on the dinner table, ruin the Christmas dinner smy family looks on in horror >sprint out of the house all the way to my mommy's retirement home >kick the door down >shake her hand and smear i with s--- >IVE BEEN A GOOD BOY MUMMY WHERE'S MY TENDIES >she stares at me with dead eyes, a single drop in her left one That was 4 years ago. Ive been living off my GBP since.

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File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life
File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life

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Mommy gives Good Boy Points

O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)23:31:47 No. 15942663 File: 1409177495303 ipg (8 KB, 186x178) >>15942876 >>15943296 >>15943370>>15943399 Want to eat chicken tendies oO Mommy put them at 5 Good Boy points each Currently have 30 GB points, means I can get 6 need at least 10 to be fully satisfied >BBQ sauce costs an extra 10 >Beg Mommy to give me more points >She pulls up her dress and says if I make her feel good she'll give me the extra 4 free >Don't even like girly pee pee parts, but I love chicken tendies >Finally oblige, start licking Mommy down there >After about 10 minutes she says I can have extra sauce if I play with her milky bags >Spend another 15 minutes sucking and grabbing her milky bags >She finally says that's enough >Gives me 10 chicken tendies + extra BBQ sauce >Says I've earned them for being a good little boy >Didn't even have to use my GB points >Use them later so Mommy can give me a Blowy Joey >Mfw Replies: 15942876>>15943296 >1594337015943399
O Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)23:31:47 No. 15942663 File: 1409177495303 ipg (8 KB, 186x178) >>15942876 >>15943296 >>15943370>>15943399 Want to eat chicken tendies oO Mommy put them at 5 Good Boy points each Currently have 30 GB points, means I can get 6 need at least 10 to be fully satisfied >BBQ sauce costs an extra 10 >Beg Mommy to give me more points >She pulls up her dress and says if I make her feel good she'll give me the extra 4 free >Don't even like girly pee pee parts, but I love chicken tendies >Finally oblige, start licking Mommy down there >After about 10 minutes she says I can have extra sauce if I play with her milky bags >Spend another 15 minutes sucking and grabbing her milky bags >She finally says that's enough >Gives me 10 chicken tendies + extra BBQ sauce >Says I've earned them for being a good little boy >Didn't even have to use my GB points >Use them later so Mommy can give me a Blowy Joey >Mfw Replies: 15942876>>15943296 >1594337015943399

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Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?
Anonymous No.16016621 27 minutes ago last weekend 3 am in the morning wake up and decide I want some delicious chicken tendies go into mommy's room and see her wrestling with new daddy do an Ultimate Splash onto the bed to get their attention new dad jumps out of bed and starts screaming at me mommy tells new daddy, "It's okay, Chad. He doesn't know any better." tell mommy I want tendies now she tells me nowhere is open start slapping my belly like bongo drums and chanting "Tendies! Tendies! Tendies!" new daddy puts on shorts and storms out of the house mommy starts crying tell her she should just be happy that Chad stuck his peepee in her dusty old vajayjay she tells me that's not nice and will take away my GBP points dare the c--- to try she goes to rip up my receipt for 100 GBP hears me unsheathing my katana she panics and scribbles me a check for 500 more GBP tfw the bitch drove to Wendy's that night Why does buying me tendies have to be such a f------ ordeal?

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Daddy's Pee Pee

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far

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