File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life

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O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried

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File: 1398824649998.png (13 KB, 638x561) Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)11:53:38 No.16070145 16070244 I was only 27 years old >I loved tendies so much, I had all the merchandise and dipping sauces >l pray to tendies every night, thanking him for the good boy points I'd been given >"tendies is love" I say "tendies is life" >my new dad hears me and calls me a f----- >l knew he was just jealous of my devotion for tendies >l called him a normie >he slaps me and sends me to go beddy bye I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in my racecar bed and it's really cold >a warmth is moving towards me >l feel something touching me its tendies es ing to >I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my plate" >he grabs me with his powerful chicken hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready >l spread my botty buns for tendies >he penetrates my poopyhole it feels owie but I do it for tendies >l can feel my bum tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please tendies >he roars an autistic roar as he fills my bum with his dipping sauce >my dad walks in >tendies looks him straight in the eye and says "that's 10 good boy points" >tendies leaves through my window tendies is love, tendies is life

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