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Tendies Stories - Tendies Strike

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Anonymous 01/27/15 Tue 01:56:38 No. 16021759·>>16022193 >21602331 >>16 2499 >>1602 714 >> 16027512 >>16029691 >>15045 >be head of the local restaurant workers union >local fast food joint treats us like crap unpaid overtime, lack of disability leave, the whole nine yards >call strike >three days into the strike picketing the restaurant with workers >a fat, unshaven 30-some odd man waddles up to the picket line this f--- has no clue how to dress himself sporting a greasy ponytail, trenchcoat, fedora, sweatpants with stains i'd rather not think about, t-shirt that looks like one my daughter has >he yells "MAKE ME TENDIES!" >ask him what the flying f--- "tendies" are >"CHICKIE TENDIES! WANT CHICKIE TENDIES!" think he means chicken tenders try to explain to him that we're on strike >he cuts me off mid-sentence and starts chanting "TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW TENDIES NOW" ignore him, go back to picketing suddenly get hit with a clump of s--- soaked in piss and j--- he has his pants off and he's spraying diarrhea and piss all over the place >he also has a jug filled with piss, s---, and c-- that he's throwing at people >"POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES POO POO PEE PEE GO BACK TO MAKING TENDIES" >chad, one of the more jacked members of our union, punches him in the face suddenly he has one of those chinese swords, and boy, does he know how to use it he beheads chad and starts seriously injuring other people try to reason with him "Please stop!I want to go back to making tendies just as much as you want me to!" >he stops and yells "WHY DON'T YOU MAKE TENDIES THEN The boss won't pay us enough. Without money, we can't feed our families, and, uh, then we get too depressed to make tendies somehow it passes through his thick skul goes inside >comes out with the boss 5 minutes later instead of minimum wage, we now make 100 Good Boy Points an hour

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