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The Trolley Problem
Pretty accurate description of the game
The Trolley Problem
Sisko's Trolley Problem
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Newcomb's Trolley Paradox
![Newcomb's Trolley Paradox 2 A trolley is hurtling down track 1 toward an opaque box. You are standing at a switch which will redirect the trolley onto track 2, where there is a man tied to the tracks inside a transparent glass box. Track 2 then reconnects to track 1 where it leads to the opaque box. You have heard about many other instances of this scenario, set up by an entity known only as 'the Predictor If the Predictor thinks that you will switch the trolley to track two it will leave the opaque box empty, but if it thinks you will leave the switch alone it will put five people on the tracks in the opaque box. WI The Predictor has never predicted incorrectly. If the Predictor predicts that you will choose randomly it will also put the people into the box. The Predictor has already moved on to set up another test and contents of the opaque box are already in place What do you do? Do you two-box or one-box?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/323/813/789.jpg)
![Newcomb's Trolley Paradox 2 A trolley is hurtling down track 1 toward an opaque box. You are standing at a switch which will redirect the trolley onto track 2, where there is a man tied to the tracks inside a transparent glass box. Track 2 then reconnects to track 1 where it leads to the opaque box. You have heard about many other instances of this scenario, set up by an entity known only as 'the Predictor If the Predictor thinks that you will switch the trolley to track two it will leave the opaque box empty, but if it thinks you will leave the switch alone it will put five people on the tracks in the opaque box. WI The Predictor has never predicted incorrectly. If the Predictor predicts that you will choose randomly it will also put the people into the box. The Predictor has already moved on to set up another test and contents of the opaque box are already in place What do you do? Do you two-box or one-box?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/323/813/789.jpg)
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I got tied to the top track and someone pulled the lever.
![I got tied to the top track and somebody pulled the lever. I was pretty bummed about it. But I think the guys on the bottom track are probably more happy to be rescued than I am sad to die. So, whatever. Total happiness increased.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/319/218/57f.jpg)
![I got tied to the top track and somebody pulled the lever. I was pretty bummed about it. But I think the guys on the bottom track are probably more happy to be rescued than I am sad to die. So, whatever. Total happiness increased.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/319/218/57f.jpg)
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In light of the fiasco
![A runaway trolley is hurtling down a track towards five Rick and Morty fans. You are on a bridge with a vat of the last remaining McDonald's Szechuan sauce It won't do anything to stop the trolley, but you can waste it by pouring it out after the trolley goes by. Do you proceed?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/303/945/689.jpg)
![A runaway trolley is hurtling down a track towards five Rick and Morty fans. You are on a bridge with a vat of the last remaining McDonald's Szechuan sauce It won't do anything to stop the trolley, but you can waste it by pouring it out after the trolley goes by. Do you proceed?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/303/945/689.jpg)
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Smash Mouth Just Won Twitter
![Smash Mouth @smashmouth Follow Somebody once told me me 2:11 PM - 20 Sep 2017 17,479 Retweets 30,127 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/297/236/65b.png)
![Smash Mouth @smashmouth Follow Somebody once told me me 2:11 PM - 20 Sep 2017 17,479 Retweets 30,127 Likes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/297/236/65b.png)
The Trolley Problem
Seriously screw corporate Dems
![The Democratic Party Trolley Problem Far-left rabble rousers say the top track is best, but the GOP want the bottom track. Do you select middle track as a compromise or just go with the bottom track because the far left doesn't donate to you?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/296/209/b06.jpg)
![The Democratic Party Trolley Problem Far-left rabble rousers say the top track is best, but the GOP want the bottom track. Do you select middle track as a compromise or just go with the bottom track because the far left doesn't donate to you?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/296/209/b06.jpg)
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October is near, comrades
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The Liberal Trolley Problem
![毎。 The Liberal Trolley Problem If you don't pull the switch, the antifa doesn't punch the Nazi, who then goes out and bashes 5 minorities However, if you pull the switch, the antifa wil punch a Nazi, causing a NYT columnist to rebuke you for not respecting his right to free speech. What do you do?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/292/814/2b8.jpg)
![毎。 The Liberal Trolley Problem If you don't pull the switch, the antifa doesn't punch the Nazi, who then goes out and bashes 5 minorities However, if you pull the switch, the antifa wil punch a Nazi, causing a NYT columnist to rebuke you for not respecting his right to free speech. What do you do?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/292/814/2b8.jpg)
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URAA!
The Trolley Problem
We forgot someone.
![aooa O0 You are the conductor from You have the power to Nobody knows you're part trolley problem memes. stop the train in time but do not.of the equasion. You satisfy your bloodlust and get away with it every time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/283/849/4a6.png)
![aooa O0 You are the conductor from You have the power to Nobody knows you're part trolley problem memes. stop the train in time but do not.of the equasion. You satisfy your bloodlust and get away with it every time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/283/849/4a6.png)
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I dare you defy this logic.
![The activist trolley problem: The trolley is headed towards an infinite amount of people. You can pull the lever and set its course towards a track with no people on it but in order to do so you'll have to get out of your couch and walk like 5 meters or so, to the lever. pythosoft 565 Points 18h Given an infinite amount of people the trolley will stop on its own at some point because it will either run out of energy or the wheels will get too damaged from running people over. The amount of dead people will be finite. A finite number of dead people subtracted from an infinite amount of people still leaves you with an infinite amount of people so you might as well do nothing. Reply Fettkopf123 139 Points 17h @pythosoft flawless logic of a mathematician is the best logic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/274/467/6a1.jpg)
![The activist trolley problem: The trolley is headed towards an infinite amount of people. You can pull the lever and set its course towards a track with no people on it but in order to do so you'll have to get out of your couch and walk like 5 meters or so, to the lever. pythosoft 565 Points 18h Given an infinite amount of people the trolley will stop on its own at some point because it will either run out of energy or the wheels will get too damaged from running people over. The amount of dead people will be finite. A finite number of dead people subtracted from an infinite amount of people still leaves you with an infinite amount of people so you might as well do nothing. Reply Fettkopf123 139 Points 17h @pythosoft flawless logic of a mathematician is the best logic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/274/467/6a1.jpg)
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9 out of 10 KYM User Can't Solve This Problem
![Chicken: Trolley Problem Version You are the one in the red. If both of you do nothing, the trolleys will collide and kill five people. If both pull the lever; only four people will be killed, also the trolleys stay whole. However should you pull and the other one does nothing, his trolley will not only kill the five people, but will also run over you. You can communicate with the other person. What do you do? (sou can ì move out of the way)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/272/073/6e9.jpg)
![Chicken: Trolley Problem Version You are the one in the red. If both of you do nothing, the trolleys will collide and kill five people. If both pull the lever; only four people will be killed, also the trolleys stay whole. However should you pull and the other one does nothing, his trolley will not only kill the five people, but will also run over you. You can communicate with the other person. What do you do? (sou can ì move out of the way)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/272/073/6e9.jpg)
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It's a matter of trust
![YOU You are the dude in red. You don't know any of the other dudes, neither how they think If you pull the lever, you'll throw the other dudes into a trolley problem. If you don't, you'll set the dead count to five and nothing more. What do you do?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/272/072/1f9.jpg)
![YOU You are the dude in red. You don't know any of the other dudes, neither how they think If you pull the lever, you'll throw the other dudes into a trolley problem. If you don't, you'll set the dead count to five and nothing more. What do you do?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/272/072/1f9.jpg)
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Trouble with the trolley, eh?
![Fisher the Breezebuilder Troublo with the trolley, eh? Wl, ust use the D-pad or analog stick to change lanes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/267/594/ffb.png)
![Fisher the Breezebuilder Troublo with the trolley, eh? Wl, ust use the D-pad or analog stick to change lanes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/267/594/ffb.png)
The Trolley Problem