Loves lasagna
![bran don @brandorsnow Seguir ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 employed $200 - well dressed $125 nice hair $70 - gets along with your parents $5 loves lasagna $10 is a fat cat named garfield $375 - over 6 feet tall](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/367/405/490.png)
![bran don @brandorsnow Seguir ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 employed $200 - well dressed $125 nice hair $70 - gets along with your parents $5 loves lasagna $10 is a fat cat named garfield $375 - over 6 feet tall](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/405/490.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Boss Baby
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"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Mr Brightside
![Corey Svrcina @CoreySvrcina14 Follow Ladies, you have $12 to make the perfect man $500: Showers regularly $25: Dresses properly $1000: Tells great jokes $4: Coming out of his cage $8: He's doing just fine $75: Leaves a 20% tip](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/174/2be.png)
![Corey Svrcina @CoreySvrcina14 Follow Ladies, you have $12 to make the perfect man $500: Showers regularly $25: Dresses properly $1000: Tells great jokes $4: Coming out of his cage $8: He's doing just fine $75: Leaves a 20% tip](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/174/2be.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
White Walker
![tortellini @ridleyrobbie Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 has a good job $1 bright blue eyes $3 - wants to destroy westeros $1 - king of an undead army $500 - attractive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/173/ce3.png)
![tortellini @ridleyrobbie Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 - smart $400 has a good job $1 bright blue eyes $3 - wants to destroy westeros $1 - king of an undead army $500 - attractive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/173/ce3.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Dog
![Carter @Cr8rAndDogs Follow Ladies you have $15 to make the perfect man: $400 rich $500 handsome and very athletic $10 four legs $5 a good dog $150 funny :15 PM-25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/172/545.png)
![Carter @Cr8rAndDogs Follow Ladies you have $15 to make the perfect man: $400 rich $500 handsome and very athletic $10 four legs $5 a good dog $150 funny :15 PM-25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/172/545.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Garfield
![MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Follow Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - Handsome $200 Tall $400 Nice $2 - Loves lasagna $2 Hates Mondays $1 - Is a cat named Garfield $500 - Smart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/171/93d.png)
![MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Follow Ladies, you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - Handsome $200 Tall $400 Nice $2 - Loves lasagna $2 Hates Mondays $1 - Is a cat named Garfield $500 - Smart](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/171/93d.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Spongebob
![lil kierie @Kierabridget Follow Ladies, you have $15 to build the perfect man, $100 tall $250 - owns house $500 loving $5 - lives in pineapple under the sea $10 has snail $50 hot 11:55 AM -25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/168/36c.png)
![lil kierie @Kierabridget Follow Ladies, you have $15 to build the perfect man, $100 tall $250 - owns house $500 loving $5 - lives in pineapple under the sea $10 has snail $50 hot 11:55 AM -25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/168/36c.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Bob the Builder
![Su(on)i @Suialii Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 has a good job $1 - is a builder $3 - can fix anything $1 his name is bob $500 - attractive 1:55 PM-25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/167/132.png)
![Su(on)i @Suialii Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 has a good job $1 - is a builder $3 - can fix anything $1 his name is bob $500 - attractive 1:55 PM-25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/167/132.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Pickle Rick
![renée @NOZOMITOUJOUS Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 - has a good job $1 - screams "I'm pickle rick" $3 - is a pickle $1 - His name is Rick $500 - attractive 2:56 PM- 25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/165/117.png)
![renée @NOZOMITOUJOUS Follow ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man $300 - tall $200 smart $400 - has a good job $1 - screams "I'm pickle rick" $3 - is a pickle $1 - His name is Rick $500 - attractive 2:56 PM- 25 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/165/117.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Guy Fieri
![ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE @isiahxmartin Follow ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 smart $400 smells nice $70 - has a good job $10 - mayor of flavor town $5 - frosted tips $500 over 6 feet tall 4:39 PM-24 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/164/a06.png)
![ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE @isiahxmartin Follow ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 smart $400 smells nice $70 - has a good job $10 - mayor of flavor town $5 - frosted tips $500 over 6 feet tall 4:39 PM-24 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/164/a06.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Stuart Little
![eric turtle @dubstep4dads Follow ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 smart $400 smells nice $70 has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 over 6 feet tall 7:19 PM-23 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/159/123.png)
![eric turtle @dubstep4dads Follow ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 smart $400 smells nice $70 has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 over 6 feet tall 7:19 PM-23 Apr 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/159/123.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Waluigi
![Baby Weasel @adda boi Follow Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd: Smart $5,000 Funny $70 Athletic $150 Looks like waluigi $2 Acts like waluigi $3 4:04 PM- 13 Jan 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/158/e96.png)
![Baby Weasel @adda boi Follow Ladies you only have $5 to build the perfect man, wyd: Smart $5,000 Funny $70 Athletic $150 Looks like waluigi $2 Acts like waluigi $3 4:04 PM- 13 Jan 2017](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/158/e96.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies
Perfect Man
![LADIES, YOU HAVE $5 TO BUILD YOUR IDEAL MAN 1. GOOD LOOKING $3 6. WEALTHY $3 2. FUNNY $1 3. SMART $1 4. GREAT IN BED $2 9 5. FAITHFUL $3 7. NO KIDS $1 8. TALL $1 GREAT BODY $2 10. ROMANTIC $2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/156/00c.png)
![LADIES, YOU HAVE $5 TO BUILD YOUR IDEAL MAN 1. GOOD LOOKING $3 6. WEALTHY $3 2. FUNNY $1 3. SMART $1 4. GREAT IN BED $2 9 5. FAITHFUL $3 7. NO KIDS $1 8. TALL $1 GREAT BODY $2 10. ROMANTIC $2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/156/00c.png)
"You Have $5 to Build the Perfect Man" Parodies