Someone In England Is Selling An Uncircumcised Lamp

"I had been working on this lamp for about a year," writes London-based artist Monsby, creator of the "Love In Light" lamp. "It had different names during that period: Phallamp, Lampenis etc. After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny. It is about love, light and life. The most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever."
The "Love In Light" lamp is a lamp in the shape of an uncircumcised penis that you can turn on and off by peeling back and pulling up the foreskin.
this lamp is haunting my nightmares pic.twitter.com/nEqB93AFcC
— tyler (piglet enthusiast) (@tyler_posting) July 18, 2021
Unfortunately for journalists looking to learn more about this foreskin lamp, Monsby is a private artist. On their website, the only information they provide is "I have been thinking about this project for more than five years. Something very important happened in my life to convince me not to delay any more. So let's go, we don't have much time to doubt." While one hopes the "very important" event referred to by Monsby wasn't too serious, one also wonders what could have been the key moment in their life that inspired the penis lamp.
No matter what intentions Monsby had with the piece, it certainly caught the attention of Twitter, who very much noticed it looked like a penis.
Getting dark in here, better wank the lamp on https://t.co/s3DAUU2L0o
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 19, 2021
Believe in whatever god you want but they pale in comparison to the divine might of the foreskin lamp. https://t.co/tRvnTw6vek
— ❄ Archie ❄ (@ExaltedArchvile) July 19, 2021
My bedroom finna be like 😩 https://t.co/R7Ve2epjuJ pic.twitter.com/qfeiyLmEI7
— Classify 😼 (@Class) July 19, 2021
Hey man, have you seen my new lamp?
No, why do you ask? https://t.co/nCyKQAQ4Kj pic.twitter.com/Kvn2NQbTdw— Anthony (@BigJigglyPanda) July 19, 2021
Though the lamp certainly caught a lot of attention, it is not widely available. Monsby's lamp sells for £3,500, roughly $4,800 of American money, and there are only 50 in stock. One could also try to purchase the lamp as an NFT, but it has a reserve price of 5.00 ETH—or roughly $9,100.
Comments ( 1 )
Sorry, but you must activate your account to post a comment.