You Can Bathe In Dank Memes

Have you ever played with a fidget spinner while bathing? Sorry, that's a ridiculous question. Of course you have. Have you ever wanted to bathe in a tub full of fidget spinners? Well, you can give it a try. Check out this fidget spinner-shaped bath bomb.

The summer berry-scented bath bomb is one of the four meme-themed products created by the Dank Tank, a meme merch startup with a cheeky vision to pave "a future where millennials can purchase both avocado toast and also be a homeowner," along with other well-known hits like "Send Nudes" (cherry blossom), Evil Kermit (grapefruit berry) and Spongegar (mahogany coconut).

Coincidence or not, both fidget spinners and bath bombs are notable for their all-purpose versatility taken to an absurd level. At the peak of bath bomb craze in April last year, anything that can fit in a tub, from jars of pickles to printout pictures of Steve Buscemi, were tossed into water in lieu of bath bombs. This year, a group of Russians made a fidget spinner out of three cars, while the UK cosmetic company LUSH already jumped in on the craze with its "Bubble Bar" fidget spinners a couple months ago.

Even if bath bombs aren't your thing, or meme-themed merchandise for that matter, the website is still worth a visit for its bemusing infusion of comedy and merchandise marketing, especially the FAQ section which is laden with irreverent questions like “DO YOU SHIP TO [COUNTRY FAR FAR AWAY]?” and “2 YEARS AGO MY EX GF TOLD ME I WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. DUE TO SCIENTIFIC LIMITATIONS, HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE SO ACCURATELY?”

More meme bombs are on the way, which means that a future where we can bathe in Loss.jpg may be just around the corner.

…What hath memes done?