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cellobeer whiskyandoldspice: sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer imagine you're a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world ike he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons and they smell and they're s------- all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you're like "dad what the f---" and he's all "aren't these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them and you're like "dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man" and then he kicks you out of the house Bravo analogy

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Actually, it's more accurate to say he's a bratty teenager who got punished cause he said he's better than his dad so now he's all angsty and angry and tries to ruin everything his dad makes

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Because contrary to popular belief, he doesn't run the place. He's just as much a prisoner as anyone else, living on borrowed time until he breaks out and gets his ass handed to him in Revelation, where afterwards he's thrown into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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